Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

The Pokémon Meat Pigeon Group was originally a place to share various mods and discuss how to catch pets and clear levels. But the group that Xiaozhi opened was obviously different:

"Welcome a newbie. Hey, pink demon embryo, can you exchange your Manaphy's mythical egg? I'll give you five black eggs!"

[Adolescent Fathead Fish Does Not Dream of Alola Fishing Rod] initiated a deal with [Pink Demon Embryo].

As soon as I came in, a blatant transaction appeared in the group chat.

However, it can be seen that most of the group members are quite friendly! For example, the one who welcomes Xiaozhi as soon as he comes in is [Adolescent Fathead Fishing Fish Does Not Dream of Alola Fishing Rod].

"Puffhead fish, I was here first! And I have already negotiated with it to exchange three rare shining black eggs for the egg of Mythical Manaphy!"

[Dreaming of becoming a Flying Pokémon] I hate [Adolescent Puffhead will not dream of an Alola Fishing Rod], and the same dislike is relative.

If they don't cause trouble for the other side, these two guys will feel uncomfortable all over, their muscles will ache, and they will suffer from Pokémon red eye disease.

"Don't be ridiculous, do you really think I don't know? You're offering three rare Shiny Pokémon in exchange for Manaphy, which means you're going to beat Manaphy to her knees so you can order her around like a servant! How can a noble water-attribute Pokémon like me be humiliated by a giant lizard that can't fly? I'm offering five black eggs, one of which is a legendary Shiny Pokémon!"

[Adolescent pufferfish does not dream of an Alola fishing rod.] A long paragraph of text was sent out in a crackling voice.

"Who are you calling a big lizard?" x3

[I dream of becoming a Flying Pokémon], [I am your ancient mount], [I am your future mount] The three of them were angry at the same time!

"I will scold anyone who says something to me! Also, aren't your two mounts snakes? Why are you coming out to show off your presence? If you don't agree, turn on the competitive mode. I will use a root wave to kill all three of you!"

The fathead fish is still outputting!

Gulerton and Milton...

Yup!

We two are snakes, not lizards!

But aren’t long-legged snakes similar to lizards?

Many people in this group have good personalities, and if they are scolded once or twice...

"Order troops! Order troops!"

"Let's go to the arena!"

Gu Leton: Moon Bear, Ancient Sword Leopard, Fierce Evil Mushroom, Fluttering Wings, and Fierce Thunder Drum.

There is no skill involved, it's all about trying your best and getting the right character.

Milton: Iron bag, iron arms, iron thorns, iron poisonous moth, and ancient tripod deer.

This one is also a heavyweight!

"Let me be fair!"

[Sixty-five-year-old Gundam]:

"It's Kyogre's fault in the first place. We should practice peace here and not fight among ourselves and make ourselves laughed at by the newbies..."

"Get lost!"

Being able to live for tens of thousands of years, to be honest, most of these so-called gods are a little mentally ill and crave for excitement and fun. As a result, Zygard always comes out to act as a peacemaker, and many people in the group treat its words as used toilet paper.

Even the two guys it was restraining had this attitude, not to mention the others.

If it were Rayquaza, he wouldn't even dare to think about it. He might have gone up to add the finishing touch before the word "green" was finished in the mouths of the caterpillar of Fathead and the Flying Caterpillar.

The Fengyuan sky overlord, Liekongzu, only knows four words in his life: the finishing touch!

"Are there any newcomers? How many levels are there in Endless? What kind of lineup do you use? Let me tell you, I caught a Moltres yesterday at around level 1,000 in Endless. Look at its color, fur, and texture. I tell you, it's authentic!"

[I am the end of all things]: It jumped out, but of course jumping out was not the purpose.

How do you know that I caught a Galar Moltres in the 1,000th level of Endless yesterday?

that's!

Some are happy while others are sad. Xerneas, who lost the game yesterday, can't stand seeing seals showing off their wares, and he can't stand the seal being Yveltal...

[I bring life and hope]:

"You evil Pokémon, I will come out and wipe you all out!"

"Endless level? What's that? I only managed to defeat three Pokémon yesterday before I quit."

Xiaozhi, a newbie on the road, has a kind of clear simplicity.

"Ah? Three Pokémon? Which three? Send me the screenshots. There is a battle record query in the upper right corner where you can send me the screenshots!"

I can't even beat three Pokémon, what? I opened the door and encountered Rayquaza, right?

Xiaozhi followed the instructions given in the group and posted his screenshots.

In the screenshot, a Pikachu is attacked by a unicorn beetle, and the page shows that it is the third level.

Is there really anyone who can’t beat the third level of the classic game?

“This is too bad!”

Almost everyone can clear the classic levels, so when Xiaozhi said that he couldn't beat the third level, no one thought that it would be a battle between a Beetle and Pikachu.

They thought that Satoshi was blocked by Rayquaza!

"Oh my god, look at the newbie's luck!"

[The Fire-Fearing Sun God] discovered the highlight, which is the luck value of Xiaozhi's E.

Although most people in this group... God! have bad luck, but lucky E...

This caused a huge uproar, and the group immediately started to post messages like:

"@婷子一号, brothers, friends and brothers respect each other!"

"@婷子二号, brothers are in harmony!"

"@无子三号, a kind father and a filial son!"

You three, come out and see your father’s illegitimate son!

There are two lucky E's in this group. One was paralyzed on one side of his body after a duel with someone many years ago, and the other is the group owner, the father of those three guys, who was almost hit by a meteorite and suffered a severe concussion.

Now there is an additional lucky E. Excluding hemiplegia, they might really be half-brothers.

[Rebellious Son No. 3, Kind Father and Filial Son]: The house is being renovated, and the automatic reply "No @" has been set.

[Rebellious Son No. 2, Brothers in Harmony]: I am sleeping now, and have set the automatic reply to no @.

[The first rebellious son, a brother who is friendly and respectful to his younger brother]: "He may just be unlucky. I don't have any younger brother who can't beat the third level. And if he can't beat the third level, he is the best of brothers!"

Dialga: This is slander, they are slandering me!

"You can't beat the third level. No wonder you don't want to acknowledge this brother."

[Adolescent pufferfish does not dream of an Alola fishing rod] said so.

"That's right!"

"that is!"

"The more I explain, the more it gets darker. This must be your brother..."

The group was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere, and Xiaozhi became the object of this joy.

"Hey, what's wrong with me not being able to beat the third level? I'm a future Pokémon Master, it's just that this game is trash!"

Xiaozhi explained this, and when he sent his words out, the usually lively communication group suddenly fell silent.

These legendary beasts were usually either sealed or sleeping, until Arceus had an idea and came up with the Pokémon Pigeon System.

They are now relying on this game for fun. How could they not know whether this game is rubbish or not?

Xiaozhi mocked the game, saying that this was not a slap on the game's face, but a slap on their ass!

"Come out and fight!"

After a period of silence, everyone in the group suddenly started to post messages on the screen. Xiaozhi offended many group members on the first day.