Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

"Why do you think we should arrest Sakaki?"

When Qinglu asked this question, Yezi and Chihong only had to ask one question:

Are you awake!

However, Qinglu then used his supreme wisdom to make Ye Zi and Chi Hong shut up:

"You said we captured Sakaki, and we captured the Sakaki who made up Team Rainbow Rocket. But there are so many parallel worlds, and there are naturally many "other me". How can we be sure that the Sakaki we captured is the Sakaki we want?"

Green asked a question to Leaf and Red. This question made Xiaozhi, who usually didn't think much, and even his shadow feel itchy in the head.

It seems like he's going to grow a brain!

"My idea is that instead of letting Sakaki continue to rely on the strength of the Rocket Team in each world to roam around, it is better to root him out!"

"Green. Do you mean "Don't make him out of his clothes?"

Ye Zi asked Qinglu back, it was really frightening that Qinglu had such a horrible mind hidden under his gentle appearance.

Team Rocket's life is also life. Although you can be ruthless when facing these guys who don't know pain or suffering, killing people... This book is not a dark one.

Qinglu took one look at Ye Zi and shook his head in disdain: You boy, you are not worthy of being my advisor.

How can a mere Leaf compare to the wisdom of a champion of Kanto like me! It's no wonder that Leaf and Red wanted to kill Qinglv when they had the chance. After all, Qinglv, as Leaf said, "wasted the air of Pallet Town if he was still alive."

Qinglu continued:

"What I mean is that it would be better to let Sakaki in every time and space continue to use Team Rocket to expand his strength and make himself more troublesome.

Why not replace Sakaki, we will be Team Rocket, and listen to the applause! "

what? !

“…….……!”

Red cast a disapproving look at Green: What the hell are you talking about! How can we replace Sakaki?

His words inevitably aroused Qinglu's contempt again: another short-sighted person.

Without the wisdom of me, Qinglu, this Zhenxin Town will be as dark as the night forever. Thinking of this, Qinglu had no choice but to continue explaining:

"What do you think Team Rocket is made up of? The three beast warriors, the four generals, the gym leaders who defected to Team Rocket, and the illegal businesses in Kanto. To put it bluntly, Team Rocket is a formal company. It is a legal organization that makes small mistakes but not big ones.

What about Sakaki? He is the kind of successful businessman who knows the law, abides by it, and even breaks it.”

"We all know what you said."

Ye Zi said that these words of praise for Sakaki are already the previous topic.

"Then this is the key to our success! Team Rocket is no longer a family business, it is a business owned by all Team Rocket members. Think about it, if there is a person who has the support of the three beast warriors, the loyalty of the four generals, and the support of many gym leaders, who is he?"

"He is Sakaki!"

“…?!” (It’s Sakaki!)

Chihong and Ye Zi were surprised at the same time. Their tacit understanding over the years made them understand what Qinglu was going to do: Qinglu was a bad guy with a lot of bad intentions. He was worthy of being the non-recyclable garbage of Zhenxin Town.

Qinglu looked at Chihong and Ye Zi, with his little nose pointing up to the sky: What do you think? It turns out that I, Qinglu, am the wisest person in Pallet Town!

"But I have a question. Even if you really replace Sakaki, what if Sakaki runs away to the next world?"

Xiaoxia is indeed a smart person. She decisively discovered several blind spots in the Qinglu plan:

"That means we can really replace Team Rocket, so who can be Sakaki?"

"These two questions are very good. I will answer the first question first."

Qinglu produced a teaching stick from nowhere, tapped the non-existent blackboard and said:

“First of all, traveling through space is impossible with the current technology in this world.

If it is possible, it can only be done in your world if the legendary God of Space Palkia and God of Time Dialga are resurrected.

In other words, you have plenty of time to prepare before this. First, destroy the Rocket Team's main source of income, and then arrest the Rocket Team's main cadres one by one like taming Pokémon. In this way, in the end, the Rocket Team will not be able to carry out research without an economic source, and the Rocket Team will be in disarray without the support of cadres."

The most amazing thing about this plan is that in the later stages of development, as the economic manpower continues to decrease, Sakaki will become a real loner.

Mr. Lu Xun once said: "Napoleon dared to say that he was taller than the Alps because he had tens of thousands of soldiers behind him. Without these tens of thousands of soldiers, people would have arrested this dwarf who was less than 1.6 meters tall as a lunatic!" (Lu Xun actually said this.)

Without the support of Team Rocket, what would you eat, Sakaki?

Without the support of Team Rocket, what would you drink, Sakaki?

You have nothing to eat or drink, so what else can you be proud of?

"Once we truly control Team Rocket, we can even have Team Rocket capture Sakaki!"

Qinglu gave a wicked smile:

"As for the selection of the new Sakaki..."

Qing Lu pointed at Xiao Zhi:

"No one is more suitable than him!"

"what?"

Xiaozhi pointed at himself:

"Me? Is that true?!"

"correct!"

Qinglu came to Xiaozhi and raised Xiaozhi's hand:

"The eyes of the masses are sharp! It's a shame that you don't join Team Rocket. Look at your appearance and your strong body. Who can object? Who dares to object!"

"I object!"

Xiao Mao raised his hand:

"Xiaozhi is dull-witted, impulsive and stubborn. He doesn't know how to adapt to changing circumstances. How can he convince so many people on Team Rocket? Let me do it!"

"yes?"

Although Xiaozhi felt that Xiaomao's comments about him were wrong, the most important thing for a person is to know himself.

Sakaki is a bad guy and the worst thing Ash has done so far is accidentally giving Squirtle a skull-crack? How could he be Sakaki?

"Xiao Mao is much worse than me!"

Xiaozhi expressed his opinion, but Qinglv firmly supported Xiaozhi:

"No problem."

Qinglu calmly patted Xiaomao on the shoulder and explained:

"Did you know there's a hypnotic Pokémon called Dreamtrap?"

Open the Pokémon book, what does "Reborn: I Use Hypnosis to Capture Trainers in Pokémon" mean?

Trainers can capture Pokémon, but Team Rocket can't? This is ridiculous. Don't underestimate the usefulness of the Pokémon Hypnotist!

Everything is ready, now there is only one thing missing.

Qinglu walked in front of Chihong:

"Hand over my book on the secrets of the earth. The secrets of the earth record the most powerful ground-based move, earthquake. If Sakaki can't use earthquakes, he'll be like tofu pudding without salt, losing his soul."

"…!"(No!)

Chihong looked at Qinglu and shook his head.

"You can have this!"

“……!” (I really don’t have this!)

Chihong really didn't lie, he did throw "The Mystery of the Earth" at Silver Mountain.