Zongman: Unknowingly trapped in the hatchet

Waiting online, there is a freshly baked, ugh, freshly bathed beautiful girl, what should I do in my own home?

Choice 1: The other party brought this to her door, so she has no choice.

Option 2: Please get off your seat and ask her to treat you to the first ice cream of summer!

Option three: Repeat to yourself "I am a gentleman, I am a gentleman" and then tell her that I am going to the bathroom. Then do a calculus problem and take the derivative several times before coming out.

"Drink all of this."

At this time, Shiina skillfully took a small bowl from the kitchen, poured the water that had been boiling for a while into it, added something in it, and then stirred and shook it with a spoon. Finally, a bowl of medicine with a wonderful smell was placed in front of Su Qing.

What happened? Did I go to the wrong set?

Can anyone tell me why my neighbor Angel has a witch vision now? Will this bowl of medicine slowly decay after drinking it, and eventually even the body will be corroded and disappear?

"I always feel like you're thinking of something rude."

The girl's voice came with obvious helplessness, but soon, her tone became unusually gentle, as if she was coaxing a child.

"Please rest assured, there is nothing strange in it. It is just an ordinary cold prevention medicine."

"That's it."

Sure enough, witches don't exist. Su Qing sighed, and then felt the temperature of the water. He didn't know if Shiina did it on purpose, but the temperature was just right, not hot, but warm enough to drink. Then Su Qing raised his head and drank the whole bowl of potion in one gulp.

"Yeah, that's what a good kid should do."

Shiina narrowed her eyes slightly, seeming to be very satisfied that Su Qing drank it all in one breath so obediently. This way, she shouldn't have to worry too much.

So, it’s time for the trial, right?

Although Su Qing was confused by Shiina's attitude towards him coaxing the child to take medicine, he did not think too much about it. He was just glad that he seemed to have escaped a disaster. Before taking a bath, he heard Shiina's voice so cold that he thought he was going to die!

Now it seems that, well, I should be able to have today's snack.

perhaps.

"So, Su Qing didn't keep his promise and lied to me."

When Shiina opened her red lips and said this, there seemed to be an indescribable sadness in her tone.

Su Qing's heart skipped a beat, thinking to himself that something was wrong. Wasn't it that serious? We were chatting well on the way, why is it like this now? How can this be considered a lie? We are all scholars, and scholars' affairs are hard to talk about.

Su Qing quickly adjusted his mood and spoke righteously.

"Lie? I didn't lie to you. I can't lie to anyone, don't you think so?"

"Didn't you agree not to get wet because of me?"

"Yeah, look, let's analyze it."

Su Qing paused, cleared his throat, and then began to prove his innocence to the angel judge.

"First of all, we said I can't get wet because of you, right?"

"Ah."

"That's right, it's obviously not you who made me wet, it's the rain!"

When Su Qing said the last few words, his voice suddenly became louder and his tone became a little excited, and then he continued with great sorrow.

"Besides, who would have thought that the wind would keep blowing towards me, causing the rain to fall onto my shoulders!"

"So, actually, these are all the faults of the people who designed the umbrellas. They didn't take the effects of wind into consideration at all. That's not rigorous. Shiina, don't learn from them in the future."

Su Qing gritted his teeth again, as if he was really complaining about the design of the umbrella. From the tone of his voice, it was as if the designer owed him five million.

"And getting wet, first we need to look up the definition of getting wet, right?"

Su Qing quickly took out his cell phone, like a curious baby who discovered something new and wanted to ask the angel for credit.

"You see, getting wet means that water or other liquids are spilled on the surface of an object, making the surface wet. According to my condition at the time, only my right shoulder and some other parts were wet, and the other parts were obviously not wet."

Su Qing said excitedly, as if he had reached some important conclusion.

"I was on the borderline between being wet and not wet at the time. Personally, I strictly think that it should not be called being wet. At best, it can only be called being soaked!"

Finally, Su Qing proved his innocence and spoke solemnly to the angel judge.

“So, we can conclude that:

First, I am not getting wet because of you;

Second, I didn’t get soaked, I was just a little wet.

In short, I didn’t lie to you!”

Perfect proof, wonderful process and clear logic.

It is announced that the defendant and the defendant’s lawyer Su Qing are acquitted!

"What? Do you think you can get away with it like this?"

Shiina Mahiru seemed a little dissatisfied with Su Qing's sophistry, and spoke angrily, with her little face puffed up.

"Then why did you move the umbrella handle to the left hand side before going out? Wasn't it originally on the right hand side?"

As if she was worried that Su Qing would talk nonsense with her again, Shiina Mahiru added.

"Don't tell me you're left-handed."

Genius, why didn't I think of that?

But why did you do that at that time?

Just because of the so-called gentlemanly manners? That's nonsense. This is China. Put away those Western ideas.

Su Qing himself actually didn't know why he did that at the time. After all, what reason did he need to do such a thing? Or maybe there were many things in this world that were unreasonable.

Faith is, emotion is even more.

There is actually an invisible scale deep in everyone's heart. The interesting thing is that this scale is not the same for everyone. It varies from person to person and has different scales and standards based on each person's experiences, beliefs, and emotions.

It’s just that some people weigh the pros and cons and make sure again and again that they will not lose money by doing this before they dare to do it.

Some people's brains have been eaten by zombies because they have played hybrid games too much, so they don't think so much anymore.

In the final analysis, Su Qing just wanted to do it, so he did it.

If, I must give a reason.

"I don't want to see you getting wet in the rain again. It would hurt me if you were like that."

"Wha, what do you mean?!"

Shiina Mahiru's originally puffy little face suddenly deflated, and her fingers unconsciously intertwined together, as if she wanted to grab something to calm her panicked emotions.

"That's what you understand."

Su Qing was not joking, he was expressing his thoughts seriously. Although many things in this world seem to have no reason, in fact, they are all people's sincere and subconscious behaviors from the bottom of their hearts, so there are still traces to follow.

"So, please don't be angry Shiina."

"Idiot, I'm not angry."

"that would be great."

It turned out that I was overthinking. It was true. How could a kind angel be angry? Su Qing couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, as if a huge mountain in his heart had been put down.

And in a place that Su Qing didn't notice, Shiina gently turned to the other side, and spoke in a very small voice, almost without making any sound, so that only he could hear it.

"Cunning, getting more and more cunning..."