Siheyuan: I live next door to Xu Damao, my last name is Cao
Chapter 128 Surgical Resection, Artificial Eunuch
Then, Yan Bugui's eyes began to roll around.
"Xiao Wei, um... you see, Third Uncle has a good relationship with you, right?"
Yan Bugui smiled with a sly look in his eyes.
Cao Wei was speechless. He knew without even thinking that Yan Bugui was eyeing his flesh. The Third Uncle was really scheming all the time.
So he said, "It's normal. Last time, the third uncle said he would treat me to a meal, but in the end, he didn't even let me into the house."
In fact, this was just Cao Wei's excuse. He didn't want to go to Yan Bugui's house for dinner.
This did happen before, but it was not quite the same as what was said.
Yan Bugui searched his mind and didn't expect that he had said such a thing.
How could I possibly make such a promise to treat you?
It doesn't suit my style.
However, in order to gain an advantage, you definitely cannot say this at this time.
"That's because Third Uncle's family is in a special situation. We have so many mouths to feed. I'm just worried that you won't have enough to eat."
Then the third uncle changed his tone and said with a smile: "How about this, on New Year's Eve, you bring two pounds... oh no, three pounds of cured pork ribs and two pounds of pork, come to our house to celebrate the New Year, and our two families will get together and have a New Year's Eve dinner together."
At this moment, Yan Bugui put on his most perfect smile, but in Cao Wei's eyes, it was just a bunch of wrinkles and a very hypocritical smile.
Cao Wei just smiled and said nothing.
Going to Yan Bugui’s house for dinner...I can only say haha.
There are so many mouths to feed in Yan Bugui's family, but he only took three pounds of cured pork ribs and two pounds of pork, and not even a splash could be seen.
Moreover, when eating at Yan Bugui's house, the food has to be shared equally.
What was the scene like at that time? We were sharing peanuts, one for you, one for me, one for you, and one for him.
If I go there myself, I'll probably only get a few pieces of meat.
He doesn't want to be like this. It would be so much better to eat by himself.
"Goodbye, Third Master. I'd rather live more comfortably on my own."
Cao Wei smiled.
"How about this... You bought so much meat by yourself, why don't you sell some to Uncle Sanye? In return, I'll write couplets for you for free. How many couplets can I write?"
When Yan Bugui’s plan failed, he came up with another one.
Cao Wei just silently took out the couplet he bought from Rongbaozhai from the front of the car.
"That's not necessary. When I was shopping just now, I bought two paintings from Rongbaozhai. I heard they were from famous calligraphers."
Yan Bugui took a look at Cao Wei's couplet, which was obviously made of high-quality red paper. Cao Wei unfolded it and let him take a look. The words inside were far better than his own.
I was suddenly speechless.
Which ordinary people would go to Rongbaozhai to buy couplets? A pair costs only one or two yuan, or even more.
If you have that spare money, you might as well buy two pounds of pork.
But he was too tired to complain, because he could see that Cao Wei really didn't want him to take advantage of this.
Yan Bugui smiled awkwardly and said, "This professional one is good-looking."
"Then if there's nothing else, I'll go home first. Goodbye, Third Uncle."
Cao Wei smiled and waved to Yan Bugui.
There was no advantage to be gained here, and nothing exciting to see. Yan Bugui had no interest in staying here, so he had to return home in frustration.
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On the other side, outside the emergency room of Sijiucheng People's Hospital.
Mr. and Mrs. Xu Fugui looked at the red light in the emergency room with a nervous look on their faces. They were very worried about Xu Damao's safety and hoped that nothing would happen to him.
In their impression, entering this kind of emergency room is a very serious matter, and it may even be fatal.
Yi Zhonghai was also a little worried. The bleeding in Xu Damao's lower body was not fake. The bleeding in that place could it be that his testicles were really broken.
"Silly Zhu, why don't you use your brain before doing anything? Why are you fighting with them?"
"Uncle, I didn't want to fight with them. They were the first to start the fight, and it was Xu Damao who kicked me in the crotch first. Otherwise, I wouldn't have gotten so angry."
Sha Zhu curled his lips and said somewhat unconvinced.
"Why did they beat you? It's because Xu Damao's parents knew that you kicked their son out of the family."
Yi Zhonghai also knew the cause and effect of the incident. He had a memory of this incident, because it was he and the deaf old lady who helped coordinate it. In the end, it was the deaf old lady who gave advice, and He Daqing spent some money to see a doctor who said it was nothing serious, and finally he had to pay a small amount of compensation to resolve the problem.
You asked him why he knew so much. Since then, Yi Zhonghai has started to call the deaf old lady "mom" in private, so he naturally knows everything.
Yi Zhonghai suddenly lowered his voice and told Sha Zhu the truth, and Sha Zhu was also confused.
"But you must not admit this. Just say you don't remember it."
Sha Zhu nodded. His name was Sha Zhu, but he was not really stupid. He just acted stupid sometimes.
Suddenly, there was a sound of a door opening in the operating room, and a doctor walked out.
"Xu Damao's family!"
Xu Fugui and Wang Xiulan sat up immediately and walked to the doctor anxiously and asked.
"Doctor, how is my son?"
"Everyone is safe now, but there are some situations that need to be informed to the family members."
"what's the situation?"
Xu Fugui and Wang Xiulan asked in unison.
The doctor said with a complicated expression: "It's like this. We dealt with it briefly. The patient's lower body bleeding was because one of the testicles was broken, so the broken testicle needs to be removed. The other one also has some abnormalities, but it does not affect continued use. This involves the patient's reproductive system, so we need to obtain the consent of the family members..."
Xu Fugui and Wang Xiulan were stunned. Damn it! Their son’s lower body was really in trouble.
One of the only two treasures I have has to be removed.
No wonder the doctor looked so complicated. He is almost becoming a eunuch.
They suddenly felt confused as to why the doctor knew that their son was infertile.
"Doctor, how do you know my son is infertile?"
"This young man came to me for medical treatment before, and I was the one who treated him."
The doctor shook his head, as if he felt sorry that there was one less normal man in the world.
He was also very puzzled. Xu Damao's testicles had been a problem for him a long time ago. He didn't know what deep hatred he had that made him attack his lower body so hard.
In the end, Xu Fugui and his wife signed it almost with tears in their eyes.
After the doctor went in, Xu Fugui and his wife looked at Sha Zhu with resentment.
He looked like he wanted to tear Shazhu to pieces alive.
It is normal for Xu Fugui and his wife to have this mentality.
After all, Sha Zhu should bear 90% of the responsibility for this kind of thing.
Fortunately, since this is in the hospital, and Yi Zhonghai is there to mediate, otherwise Xu Fugui would have fought to the death with Sha Zhu.
Yi Zhonghai told Xu Fugui that the top priority now was to rescue Xu Damao first.
When we get back to the courtyard, we will hold a meeting of all the people in the courtyard to criticize Sha Zhu together.
Only then did Xu Fugui and his wife feel a little more stable.
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When Cao Wei learned at home that Xu Fugui and his wife actually wanted Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e to remarry, he immediately found it very funny.
These two people have such beautiful ideas.
Although he knew that this was impossible, after all, this kind of thing had just happened, he didn't believe that Xu Fugui and his wife had the nerve to go to Lou Xiao'e.
Xu Damao, that kid, couldn't have children to begin with, and now his testicles were kicked by Sha Zhu. They are probably useless, and may even be unusable.
Maybe I can do something else, add some firewood to make the fire burn more fiercely.
in the hospital.
Xu Damao's operation was very successful and he successfully became a person with only one testicle.
This can also be regarded as an artificial eunuch created after the founding of the People's Republic of China.
It's just that this eunuch is not perfect.
The doctor felt very satisfied with his operation. He dared to conclude that his technique was definitely more professional than those who were responsible for castration in the Qing Dynasty.
"The operation was successful. The patient is now under anesthesia. It is estimated that he will wake up in one or two hours. The patient needs to stay in the hospital for at least two weeks. We will see how he recovers later. During this period, you must be careful not to give the patient sexual stimulation, and he cannot eat or drink water. When you are allowed to eat or drink water, you should eat and drink water. Otherwise... it may be life-threatening to the patient. Remember this!"
Following the doctor's repeated instructions, Mr. and Mrs. Xu Fugui said they would definitely follow the doctor's orders.
"By the way, do you want this part of the patient's body or not?"
The doctor was talking about the part that was removed.
Some people are still obsessed with the integrity of their bodies.
For example, in ancient times, the eunuchs would keep the cut parts of their bodies after they were castrated.
If this eunuch is suddenly appreciated and promoted by someone later, he can sell this thing for a good price.
These eunuchs are still very fond of this thing of theirs, and even have some obsession with it.
There are also some hemorrhoid patients who, after having their hemorrhoids removed, ask to have their hemorrhoids back.
Your skin and hair is from your parents.
Xu Damao is not awake now, so the decision about Xu Damao's matter can only be made by his parents.
Xu Fugui just took a look at the thing on the gauze. It was covered in blood and was indeed a little broken.
There is no use in having this thing, they have no way to preserve it, and if Damao saw this thing being cut off, there is no way he could bear it.
It will only add to the sadness.
So Xu Fugui shook his head and said, "No, leave it to your hospital."
The doctor collected them with great joy.
He was not a pervert, it was just that this operation was his first time to remove this thing. He had never done it before, and this operation was very perfect, so he wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
After the operation, Xu Damao needed to be cared for by his family all the time, so Yi Zhonghai took Sha Zhu back first.
He was afraid that if Sha Zhu stayed here, conflicts would arise among them again.
Sha Zhu was very happy. Before that, he was not sure whether Xu Damao had no descendants.
But now, he can be sure that Xu Damao will be extinct!
After Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai returned to the courtyard.
Many people came to ask them whether Xu Damao's eggs were broken or not.
Sha Zhu is a big mouth and he just said whatever came out of his mouth. Xu Damao's balls were broken into pieces and had to be cut off during surgery.
Yan Jiecheng was a bit quick-witted and blurted out, "Doesn't that mean Xu Damao has become a eunuch?"
Sha Zhu chuckled: "Who said it wasn't?"
Suddenly, everyone in the yard was in an uproar. This was really explosive news.
Yi Zhonghai was still thinking about what to do with Sha Zhu so that he could successfully extricate himself from this matter. Then he heard that Sha Zhu had spread the news that Xu Damao had become a eunuch.
This idiot Zhu is really offending people to death.
Not only did he expose the truth, he also spread the news.
As if she was afraid that others didn't hate her enough.
Really impressed!
Yi Zhonghai sighed. He had already offended him to death, so a little more would not make a difference.
"Well, everyone, let's be careful and don't spread this matter around. Give Xu Damao some face, and especially don't talk about this in front of Xu Damao!"
Yi Zhonghai made a special statement.
"Yes, everyone must keep it a secret." Sha Zhu also agreed.
Sha Zhu also knew that he had made a mistake, but even if Yi Zhonghai told him in advance, he couldn't control his mouth.
Although the people in the hospital promised not to tell anyone, it is not reliable to ask people to keep a secret.
Not to mention such an explosive secret.
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Cao Wei learned about this when he was cleaning his house.
When he was cleaning the windows, he heard the two sons of Liu Haizhong's family who were beaten every day talking outside, and then he learned that Xu Damao had become a eunuch.
This time he didn't even bother cleaning the place, but climbed over the wall to Lou Xiao'e's house to chat with her about the gossip.
After hearing this, Lou Xiao'e felt so happy.
"Xu Damao, that bastard, finally got his comeuppance, he really deserved it!
It's a pity, it would be better if Shazhu was the same as Xu Damao."
Lou Xiao'e cursed angrily.
Lou Xiao'e also had a great deal of resentment towards Sha Zhu.
Because Lou Xiao'e married Xu Damao, Sha Zhu hated Lou Xiao'e and disliked her too. He often ridiculed her and said that she couldn't lay eggs.
Therefore, Lou Xiao'e also hated Sha Zhu very much.
Cao Wei comforted her for a while, and then said: "Sister Xiao'e, don't worry, I will help you avenge Sha Zhu."
Lou Xiao'e asked curiously, "How are you going to take revenge on Sha Zhu? Don't do anything dangerous."
Cao Wei smiled. He was too lazy to attack Sha Zhu.
Xu Fugui's family must be very resentful of Sha Zhu, and having them is enough.
"If you don't do it, what are you going to do?"
Cao Wei smiled mysteriously: "Don't worry, Xu Fugui and his wife will definitely not let Sha Zhu go."
"It's a good opportunity to let Xu Damao and his family fight with Shazhu. This way, Xu Fugui and his family won't be able to bother you."
"it is good."
Lou Xiao'e nodded heavily.
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