Siheyuan: I live next door to Xu Damao, my last name is Cao

The third uncle returned to the yard and continued to serve as the door god, and he just stood there for a while.

A man with a square face and a short flat head walked in from the door.

This person is the second boss of Siheyuan, Yi Zhonghai.

"Hey, uncle, it's time to get off work."

Yan Bugui greeted with a smile, and glanced at Yi Zhonghai's hand through his glasses.

Alas, there is nothing. It seems that I can’t get any advantage.

Yan Bugui felt a little disappointed, but his expression remained cheerful and there was no change.

In this kind of thing, if you can get it, you make money. If you can't make money, it doesn't matter.

If I get it, I'm lucky. If I lose it, it doesn't matter.

If Yan Bugui felt extremely upset every time he failed to gain an advantage, he would have died long ago.

"It's time to get off work. You're the one who gets off work early, Uncle San. You come back so early to sweep the floor."

Yi Zhonghai also responded happily.

"Oh, Uncle San, what's that smell? It's so stinky. It wasn't there when I left for work this morning."

Yi Zhonghai pinched his nose and kept looking around.

He smelled the smell before he entered the door. At first he thought it was the smell coming from the public toilet next door, but it was different from the smell of the toilet. After entering the courtyard, the smell became stronger, so he asked the third uncle if he knew what was going on.

Yan Bugui smiled and said, "I took in a piece of clothing. It has a strong smell."

As soon as Yan Bugui said this, Yi Zhonghai immediately understood that Yan Laokou had picked up a smelly piece of clothing and wanted to keep it to wear, and was reluctant to throw it away.

"You know how to live and budget carefully, which is good."

Yi Zhonghai didn't say anything, and he had no way to make people throw away the clothes.

"Then I'll go back to eat."

Yi Zhonghai couldn't stand the atmosphere, so he exchanged a few more pleasantries and then left quickly.

"Have a nice day."

After Yi Zhonghai left, more people came back one after another.

Yan Bugui didn't know whether to say it or not, so he simply went back home, took a day off, and didn't want to take advantage of others.

But after a while, someone came to the door.

"Uncle, why didn't you clean the house today?"

Yan Bugui looked up and saw a careless, somewhat old-looking young man walking in.

That’s right, apart from Sha Zhu, no one else would tease himself in such a tone.

As Sha Zhu walked in, he was tripped by something. When he looked down, he saw it was a set of clothes.

As soon as he reached out to pick it up, he was disgusted by the stench coming from the clothes.

It turned out that the stench coming from the yard was coming from this piece of clothing.

"Hey, Uncle Third, I was wondering where the smell was coming from. It turns out it was coming from your house."

"You've pooped your crotch, it stinks."

Sha Zhu spoke without restraint.

Sha Zhu has always had a very poisonous mouth and says whatever he thinks.

"Hey, Silly Zhu, how can you talk like that? You're the one who pooped your pants."

Yan Bugui got angry when he heard this. This Shazhu has such a foul mouth.

"If you don't pull your crotch, how can this dress be so smelly?"

Shazhu didn't believe it. Old Man Yan was just so stingy that he couldn't bear to throw away the feces even though they were on his body.

However, seeing that Yan Bugui was angry and wanted to hit someone, Sha Zhu said a few more words and ran away.

Seeing Sha Zhu running away with a grin on his face, Yan Bugui cursed at him a few more times.

At this time, the third aunt came over and said, "Shazhu has this temper. Don't bother with him."

Yan Bugui said angrily: "This idiot is really a bad mouth. He just tugged at his trouser pockets. His whole family tugged at their trouser pockets."

"It's mainly because Cao Wei's clothes are too smelly."

............

After Cao Wei returned home, there was still some stench in the house, but it soon dissipated.

Of course, there was occasionally a foul smell wafting over from the front yard, which got better after Cao Wei closed the doors and windows.

After the stench almost disappeared, Cao Wei regained his appetite and felt a little hungry.

Just as I was about to cook, I heard a knock on the door.

"Cao Wei, are you home?" A gentle voice came in.

Cao Wei recognized that this was Lou Xiao'e from Xu Damao's family.

"Sister-in-law, I'm at home and the door is not locked. Just come in." Cao Wei greeted her.

The door was pushed open and a pretty and plump figure walked in.

The person who came was Lou Xiaoe.

Seeing Cao Wei preparing to light a fire to cook, Lou Xiaoe said a little embarrassedly: "Cao Wei, my light bulb is broken. Damao went to the countryside to show a movie today. Can you help me fix the light bulb?"

Looking at Lou Xiao'e's well-proportioned figure, with flesh growing in the right places, fair skin, and a pair of big watery eyes, seeing her from such a close distance, she is indeed more beautiful than on TV. The only difference is that her hair is a little short, which somewhat affects her appearance.

Cao Wei felt that the ambition to become prime minister within him was about to awaken.

"Of course." Cao Wei quickly agreed.

He is very good at helping others, and helping this neighbor fix a light bulb is just a piece of cake.

Lou Xiao'e looked at Cao Wei with some curiosity. Why did she feel that Cao Wei had become more handsome? His face looked a little yellow a few days ago, but when she saw him again today, she felt that he was different instantly.

"Let's go, sister-in-law?"

Cao Wei waved his hand and shouted twice.

"oh oh!"

Lou Xiao'e came back to her senses and felt a little embarrassed that she had been distracted.

"I'm not bothering you."

"No, I haven't even started the fire yet."

The two chatted and soon arrived at Lou Xiao'e's house.

“It’s this light bulb.”

Lou Xiao'e pointed at the light bulb in the bedroom and said.

Cao Wei tried pulling the switch twice, but the light bulb didn't move at all and there was no light at all.

He walked to the kitchen again and tried the light there, and it worked.

"Then maybe the light bulb is burnt out. Just replace it. Do you have any spare bulbs at home?" Cao Wei asked.

"Yes, I'll look for it."

Lou Xiao'e thought about it and found a light bulb in the cabinet next to her.

"Can you see if this works?"

Cao Wei compared them and found that the model was the same, so he could just replace it directly.

Move a chair over from the side, unscrew the broken light board a few times to remove it, and then install the new one.

"Sister-in-law, it's changed. Can you pull down the switch and see if it's ok?"

Cao Wei stood down from the chair and asked Lou Xiao'e to try it.

Lou Xiao'e pulled the switch and the room lit up instantly. It worked.

"Thank you so much, Brother Cao Wei."

"It's not a big deal, sister-in-law, you're too polite."

Cao Wei said with a smile.

"Okay, the light bulb has been changed. I'll go back and cook."

Cao Wei said hello and was about to leave when he was stopped by Lou Xiaoe.

"You don't have to go back to eat. Come have a meal at our house. We have some dumplings ready. I'll go order some."

"Don't bother me, sister-in-law. I can go back and cook by myself."

"No, you've helped me so much, I don't know how to thank you."

Lou Xiao'e was also very honest and turned around and went straight to the kitchen.

Although she is not very good at cooking complicated meals, she can still make dumplings.

Roll three times.

As for Cao Wei, he said he wanted to leave, but his legs had their own ideas and he just took two steps and sat on the bench.

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