Siheyuan: I live next door to Xu Damao, my last name is Cao
Chapter 32 The Foolish Man Who Can't Control His Mouth
"What happened to Xu Damao?"
Sha Zhu looked at Cao Wei and Lou Xiao'e in confusion.
"It's obvious that he's drunk and having a seizure."
Cao Wei didn't say much.
He originally wanted to add fuel to the fire and watch the show.
However, now it seems that I don’t need to do it myself.
"Xu Damao, you are a family without a son. Your son will have no anus."
Seeing that Xu Damao was drunk, Sha Zhu suddenly became playful and whispered in Xu Damao's ear.
Even though Xu Damao was drunk, he became very angry when he heard what Sha Zhu said.
He was ready to fight Sha Zhu to the death with his fangs and claws.
Seeing that he was drunk, Sha Zhu thought it was meaningless, so he just threw him to the ground and ignored him.
Xu Damao staggered and lost his balance for a moment, falling directly to the ground, and even hitting his head directly on the doorpost.
"Ouch."
Xu Damao howled in pain, his eyes blurred, and he slammed the doorpost in front of him hard, as if he thought it was a fool.
"It's over. Xu Damao is stupid."
Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao's embarrassed appearance and laughed.
Looking at it this way, Xu Damao looked crazy and indeed like a fool.
"Lou Xiao'e, please take care of your Xu Damao. He is obsessed with having a baby."
Sha Zhu looked at Lou Xiao'e and teased with a smile.
Xu Damao was not obsessed with having a baby; he was just stimulated by the results of today's examination.
But this cannot be told to Shazhu.
Lou Xiao'e doesn't have a good impression of Sha Zhu.
Sha Zhu and Xu Damao are sworn enemies. Ever since Lou Xiao'e got married here, Sha Zhu has been mocking and ridiculing Lou Xiao'e.
Especially since Lou Xiao'e had not gotten pregnant in the two years since she got married, Sha Zhu mocked Lou Xiao'e as a hen that doesn't lay eggs.
The children in the courtyard also started to learn it. Sometimes when they saw Lou Xiaoe, they would say
So Lou Xiao'e hates Sha Zhu very much.
"He's drunk, Cao Wei, help me get Xu Damao home."
Lou Xiao'e ignored Sha Zhu and talked to Cao Wei next to her.
Cao Wei walked over and tried to help Xu Damao up.
However, Xu Damao was very emotional at the moment and would not let anyone move, so Cao Wei had no choice.
So Cao Wei simply went back to the house, got a big cup, and handed it to Xu Damao.
"Xu Damao, drink some water."
Xu Damao was slightly conscious and was indeed very thirsty at the moment, so he took the cup in a daze and drank it in one gulp.
But why does this water feel so spicy?
And then...and then a while later.
Xu Damao drank so much that he passed out.
Only then did Xu Damao calm down completely.
Cao Wei suddenly felt somewhat strange, as if he had seen this kind of plot somewhere before.
It seems...it seems like Ximen Daguanren feeding Wu Dalang medicine.
"Cao Wei, why don't you go and give the old lady some fish?"
Seeing that Xu Damao had fallen asleep, it was not a good idea to tease him anymore, so Sha Zhu turned his anger towards Cao Wei.
He was with the old lady just now, and he heard her complain about Cao Wei a lot.
"What does it have to do with you whether I send you off or not? Why should I send you off?"
Cao Wei looked at Sha Zhu in surprise.
"Whether you send it or not is definitely none of my business..."
Shazhu's brain suddenly crashed. Yes, it has nothing to do with me whether it is sent or not.
But soon, Sha Zhu realized that he was helping the old lady to get justice.
"You are so selfish and have no respect for the elderly at all."
Sha Zhu said in a high-sounding manner.
This is what he learned from his uncle.
"Come on, it's selfish not to give the old lady meat. Then why didn't you give me the lunch box you brought back from the steel mill? Isn't that selfish?"
"Why should I give you the lunch box I brought back?"
"That's it. Why should I give the fish I caught myself to a deaf old lady?"
Cao Wei confused Sha Zhu's brain with just a few words, and he ignored Sha Zhu anymore.
Instead, he and Lou Xiao'e helped Xu Damao up from the ground and sent him home.
Sha Zhu stood here alone, feeling bored, and had no choice but to go home.
After throwing Xu Damao onto the bed, Lou Xiao'e and Cao Wei returned to Cao Wei's house.
The two of them haven't finished their meal yet.
As to whether this meal is a proper meal, it is not clear.
Anyway, Lou Xiao'e didn't leave Cao Wei's house until the next morning.
When she came out, Lou Xiao'e's legs felt a little weak.
She didn't expect Cao Wei to be so powerful.
It used to be said that there are only cows that die of exhaustion, but no land that is damaged by plowing.
Now it seems that this is really hard to say.
If I had stayed a little longer, the land might have been ruined.
After Lou Xiao'e returned home, she saw Xu Damao still in a coma and the house was full of bad smell, so she didn't plan to wake him up.
Pack up your things and go back to your parents' home.
............
After Cao Wei finished his breakfast, he packed up and prepared to go to work.
When passing through the Central Court.
I found a group of people gathered in front of Shazhu’s house.
Yi Zhonghai and his wife, the Jia family, the second uncle's family, the third uncle's family, it can be said that more than half of the people in the courtyard gathered here.
Chirping a lot, but I have no idea what he is talking about.
When Cao Wei moved closer, he heard Sha Zhu describing in vivid detail what he had seen in the backyard last night.
"After Xu Damao got drunk, he hugged the door and started crying. Guess what happened next?"
"Silly Zhu, hurry up and tell me why Xu Damao is crying. Don't keep us in suspense. We haven't eaten yet."
Yan Jiecheng urged anxiously.
These spectators were just pulled over by Sha Zhu, who shouted that he had explosive news.
"Xu Damao kept crying and wailing, saying that he was not extinct and that he could have children."
Sha Zhu imitated Xu Damao and repeated what Xu Damao said yesterday.
"What has happened to Xu Damao? He hasn't had a child in two years. He can't be like this."
The aunt was very confused.
"Hey, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e went home yesterday. Maybe Old Xu said something about them?"
Yan Bugui suddenly remembered that when he saw Xu Damao yesterday, Xu Damao's face looked very ugly.
"I think Xu Damao just found out that he couldn't have children, so he cried bitterly under the influence of alcohol."
Sha Zhu said with a wicked smile.
He never controls his words, and never takes his words or actions seriously.
In the TV series, there is also a scene where Sha Zhu throws away Xu Damao's underpants.
"Silly Zhu, stop talking nonsense."
Yi Zhonghai's face didn't look very good.
It is not clear whether Xu Damao has no descendants, but it is certain that he has.
He thought Sha Zhu was going to talk about something, but he didn't expect it was about this. If he had known, he would not have come.
Sha Zhu curled his lips, thinking that it was an old man who wanted to protect Xu Damao's reputation. He didn't mention the fact that Yi Zhonghai was also a family extinct.
The people in the yard started whispering. They suddenly realized that the old man really had no children. This was a true extinction of the family.
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