I'm just a Pokémon trainer passing by
Isn’t Chapter 34 just a sarcasm? Is that necessary? ! ! ! !
Since the Pokémon Egg is not very convenient to carry, Xiaozhi put it in his space bracelet to hatch it.
When they walked out of Yuejian Mountain, they stopped at a sign at a fork in the road.
It gave directions to Cerulean City.
"Follow the direction of this sign and you will reach Hualan City." Xiaogang pointed in the direction of the sign.
"One, what is this?" Xiaoxia saw a line of small words on the sign.
"There are uncivilized people scribbling everywhere. Let me see what's written here." Xiaozhi came over to take a look. What are the small words on the sign?
"Yes, it's Xiaomao's message." Then Xiaozhi read out the meaning.
"Handsome Xiaomao has been here, Xiaozhi, you big idiot."
"Turns out it was that guy Xiaomao's prank." However, Xiaozhi didn't know it was Xiaoxia and Xiaogang, and the expressions of Pikachu, Celebi, and Machado on Xiaozhi's body changed.
Xiaozhi noticed something was wrong, "Uh, what's wrong with you guys?"
Then came the riot of torrential rain.
"Damn it, he actually called Xiaozhi a big idiot. I think the guy who calls himself Xiaomao is the big idiot." Xiaoxia, Lin Bu Ke simply pulled down the sign and threw it into the air.
Sign: I feel like I'm flying.
"Damn it, how dare you curse my benefactor? I'm going to tear you into pieces." Yong knew that Xiaozhi had been very good at supporting his family, and he also saw good conditions for his younger brothers and sisters in those terms, which greatly increased his favorability towards Xiaozhi.
Today, not only do they dare to scribble on the signboards in such places, they even dare to curse his benefactor.
"You're here to get beaten. I'll tear you into pieces." Today, Xiaogang's eyes flashed with fire, and he directly broke the sign into two halves.
Sign: Ah, I'm cracked again.
Not only Brock became popular, but also the three little ones above Ash became popular.
"Pikachu!!!" Damn it, you dared to scold my Xiaozhi. Give me a 100,000 volt move.
"Masha, more!!!!" Damn it, he actually dared to scold my father. No, he actually dared to scold my Master Wang. That doesn't seem right either. Forget it, never mind. Just take my Shadow Fist.
"Shila, Bi!!!" How dare you scold my Xiaozhi? I will curse you and call you a crazy plant.
Immediately afterwards, the signboard was subjected to inhuman torture. First, it was charred by Pikachu's 100,000-volt electricity, then it was beaten into powder by Machado's Shadow Fist, and then it was rolled into ashes by Stonebear's crazy plants.
And this time our dog system also came to sigh.
[Oh my god, is this sign a punishment from God?]
And if the sign had an idea, it would certainly say it.
Sign: Family members, who understands? I was standing here peacefully, but someone scribbled on me and I was tortured. Is this reasonable? This is the law of nature.
But everyone felt that this was not enough, so they started cursing at the signboard, and even the people in the chat room couldn't help it.
chatroom
[Pikachu: Xiaomao, you dare to scold my Xiaozhi, I will use my 100,000-volt electrocution to electrocute you to death.]
[Machado: Xiaomao, huh? You wait for me.]
[Rabbi: The client actually dared to scold my lifesaver. You wait and see if I meet you. Hello, eat the fruit.]
[Xiaoxia: Xiaomao, you better come out here right now or I’ll beat you to a pulp.]
[Xiao Gang: You are cheating me. If you dare to curse my lifesaver, I will drink with you till the end.]
At this moment, Xiao Meng was riding a bike and talking about getting a promotion with his girlfriends.
But when he saw the text on the white screen, he panicked instantly.
As for why, it’s because there’s not just one person who can get to the top.
chatroom
[Xiaoyao: What? Someone dares to scold Xiaozhi? Where can I see it? I won’t hide my little fist from him.]
[Xiao Guang: What? Someone dares to say something about Xiaozhi? Where is he? I will kick him to death.]
[Alice: Damn it, you can say I can, but you can't say Xiaozhi, Fang. Use Dragon's Fury.]
[YaYa: Dragon's Fury!!!]
[Sarina: Damn it, I really want to go to Satoshi's place, so that I can go there and comfort her.]
[Water Lotus: Laplace uses the freezing ray to freeze the person who said bad things about Xiaozhi.]
[Mao: Damn it! Tiantian Plant used Leaf Blade. It tore his clothes into pieces. I asked you to say bad things about Xiaozhi. Did I ask you to say bad things about Xiaozhi?]
[Lillian: Brother, someone said something bad about Xiaozhi.]
[Glazio: What do you mean, who dares to speak ill of my mentor? Do you want to die?]
Even the mythical beasts and villains couldn't sit still.
[Banmu: Gather your men to arrest this Xiao Mao. If anyone catches him, there will be a huge reward.]
[Shui Wutong: Go to bed, this kid, you dare to scold the great god Xiaozhi, you must be tired of living, I will make sure you have no place to bury yourself in the sea.]
[Red Flame Pine: Let me guess what you are capable of? Do you dare? Master Xiaozhi, as Fengyun's apprentice, there is no place for you.]
[Other villains: Go find out who this beast named Xiao Mao is. If you find him, there will be a huge reward.]
[Villain's minions: Yes, Boss.]
Those anti-sisters rode a little and asked their men to investigate Xiaomao, among whom they found this guy. Why? Xiaozhi, who had the courage to scold them, of course, this is just a few other villains, so it doesn't count.
And those mythical beasts also came to join in the fun.
[Rayquaza: What? Someone dares to scold Satoshi-sama? Just say it. Dragon Group is warning you.]
[Groudon: How dare you insult my mentor? Have you heard of the Cliff Sword?]
[Kyogre: How dare you insult my Prince of the Sea? Root Fluctuation Warning.]
[Phoenix King: How dare you scold my boyfriend? I have heard of the sacred fire. I will burn you to ash. Oh, not even ash will be left.]
[Chrysanthemum Leaf: Damn it, you dare to scold Xiaozhi and eat my wicker.]
[Teng Teng Snake: Add me in. If I don’t beat you to death, I won’t be called Sister Hezhong Snake.]
[Latias: Damn it, eat my dragon wave.]
[San Sheng Palace: What on earth is going on? Why are everyone so angry?]
[Melueta: But I see I am singing a curse upon you.]
[Victini: I'm here to see you too. I'll make you eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, and have no toilet paper, and...]
What Xiaozhi didn't know was that because Xiaomao called Xiaomeng a big fool, the hatred and anger of the villains of the legendary beasts for Xiaomeng increased greatly.
But our Xiao Mao was not paying any attention. They couldn't get in anyway. As for the curses on him, he was not afraid. But what happened next made him slap in the face.
He then ate the square, wasn't it pretty? I went to the toilet without paper and fell into the puddle again.
Are you kidding me? This is fucking fine. If I had known, I wouldn't have mentioned Xiaozhi. Woohoo.
And on Xiaozhi's side.
"Okay, calm down. Xiao Mao didn't mean it. I'll talk to him next time." Xiao Zhi quickly defended his good brother.
He then used his Grass-type energy to create a tree, polished it into a new sign, wrote words on it, and when he saw that it was safe and sound, he headed straight to Cerulean City.
As for Xiaogang, Xiaoxia and the three little ones on Xiaozhi's body, Xiaozhi was not angry, but a little confused.
"Xiaozhi, aren't you angry? He scolded you."
"Why should I be angry? Just because of a few words he said, I was angry because of him. Doesn't that mean my tolerance is very low?"
"oh, I understand now."
And that sign.
Signboard: Thank you, Master Xiaozhi, for giving me a new life. I wish you a safe journey and abundant life every year.
The kitten was still looking at the white screen in the chat room and burst into tears instantly.
"Wuuuu, Xiaozhi, I will never play tricks on you again. You really are my good brother." There was no other way. If he didn't say it, he would be in big trouble.
It's so terrible, oh my god, how is it possible that I didn't score a single goal.
So what interesting things will happen next? To be continued.
[To be continued]
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