The devil descended on the pirates

"It's really fun. I didn't expect you to be of some use, so I won't chop off your head for now."

"What kind of magic tricks do you know, please teach me all of them, so that I can consider asking my mother to marry you, hehehe."

Chu Xue was not disgusted with sitting on the same horse as Ye Luo, with Ye Luo holding her from behind, but she felt a little attached to her in her heart.

But, as always, his language is sharp.

What about marrying a princess? I'm the one getting married, okay? I can tell at a glance that she's a strong woman, not my type. Also, we've never even met before, so we got married like this.

No, this is a fake marriage. Is it possible for marriage or something to happen to me? I don’t know how long I can live. I’m afraid that these hands stained with blood will stain you beautiful angels.

Do you want to protect yourself from the wind and rain? I'm afraid, am I just the kind of person who brings wind and rain, or the kind of person who brings huge storms?

"Hey, I'm in a daze again. If I don't agree, it looks like I'm going to change my route and go directly to the mass burial outside the city."

Before the little girl finished speaking, a big hand touched her head, interrupting her.

"Teach, I will teach you everything, but it is very hard. If you are not careful, you will have to learn for a lifetime."

The scenes that happened simply refreshed the outlook of all the guards. When had they ever seen the little princess Chuxue look like this? They all stared at the picked-up prince-in-law. Not only was he a little too handsome, but he also knew how to trick children.

Well, I don't have any special charm. How to do it is a mystery to me. However, as long as the little princess is happy, then I and others will have less trouble and torture. It seems to be a good thing.

Unknowingly, this picked-up prince-in-law had a favorable impression in everyone's hearts.

"Little Princess Chuxue, let me ask you a question, how old are you this year?"

It's so monstrous. How can such a little kid know so much? Every time he speaks, he speaks astonishingly. Even Ye Luo is resigned to being defeated. At this age, if you lose, you lose.

"You don't know age, is it a woman's secret? Are you stupid? You get confused every time you ask this kind of question. Your nickname is idiot, right? You still ask such stupid questions."

Embarrassing, I was despised by a little kid. This look is so angry

Also, how do you know my nickname is Idiot? I'm just thinking about things.

"Besides, are you a woman? You are obviously just a little kid."

"Don't think that I can't hear you when you talk in such a low voice. Am I not a woman?"

Little Princess Chuxue pouted her mouth and glared at Ye Luo angrily. Her eyes were contemptuous and somewhat disdainful.

Are all women called women? Can’t you ask the age of a child? Am I unable to keep up with the trend, or have I been abandoned by the times? Are the rules of today’s society changing so quickly?

How did a little baby, no more than four or five years old, grow up like this? How many people have been killed by this sharp mouth?

"Okay, okay, I won't ask. I'm starting to act arrogant again. Then let's talk about our little cutie, what is the dream of little Princess Chuxue?"

"Hmph, first of all, please correct me. Please don't call me cute. That's synonymous with being bullied. I don't like it. You have to understand that I'm the only one who bullies others. Also, don't mess up my hair. That's not cool. "

"Dream hum, that's so sharp. I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I tell you. Also, why do you always ask me and I have to answer obediently? It's so shameless for me. I'll tell you first. It's only fair." Well."

Ye Luo twitched the corner of his mouth and was a little speechless. Today, he really gained a lot of experience. He was able to meet this extraordinary monster and bow down to him. He was so impressed that he fell to the ground.

"Dream? I'm very greedy. I want to have enough to eat every day, be happy every day, don't want to get hurt often, don't want to face the choice of life and death. I want to still see the warmth of the world, and truth, goodness and beauty can happen around me. I want to Freedom, I want to be ordinary, I want to go home, I want to live."

"Look, I have many dreams. So, if you ask me what my dream is, I'm also very confused about which one to choose."

There was an awkward silence. After eating every day, I just dreamed of how miserable your life was. You are indeed a small person, with short-sightedness and no ambition.

Only Zhiqiu, the housekeeper, was thoughtful, simple, ordinary, and free. In such troubled times, there are so many things that are beyond our control, and there are so many unexplained disasters. Wanting to be ordinary is also a luxury.

However, these are either really the pursuits of grassroots civilians, a generation of beggars, or they are people who have experienced ups and downs.

He doesn't seem to be very old, and he can't imagine that a man who has experienced hardships can have a profound enlightenment and see through the world of mortals.

He shook his head and shook this thought out of his mind. If a random person could pick up such a top quality product, then this person would be terrible. I don’t know whether it is a blessing or a curse.

"Hey, little brat, stop looking at me like I'm an idiot. My IQ is 250, okay?"

Contempt, idiot, stupidity, these looks appeared in the little girl's eyes over and over again. She looked directly at Ye Luo like this. Ye Luo couldn't stand it anymore and decided that it was necessary to remind her. It was very unpleasant. Why.

"Are you stupid? You are really an idiot. You are hopelessly stupid. There are so many dreams. In fact, there is only one. Just be the best in the world in terms of force. Then you will have everything, right? For such a simple thing, you are really Fool"

"Your IQ makes me worried"

"Xixi, little Princess Chuxue is the smartest, has the most powerful mind, and is the sharpest in the world."

"I don't have such arrogant thoughts. It's easy to be short-lived. Don't talk nonsense like this outside. You need to be low-key. I'm just a little smarter than them and you, hehehe."

Well, in one sentence, everyone was slapped in the face. Everyone's IQ was inferior to that of a four or five-year-old girl.

It’s so embarrassing to have lived in vain for decades and is worse than a baby just a few years old.

"Well, I want to ask, what kind of person is your mother?"

"She is the queen"

The little girl answered without any hesitation, but it was not the answer I wanted.

It can be seen that this woman named Katherine Nana must be very tough, and even her daughter is not an ordinary monster.

Suddenly I was very interested and wanted to meet him.

"Well, I know she is the queen, can you be more specific?"

"Can you be more specific?"

"Ah, she is very beautiful, a fairy descended from the earth. She is very strong, and those stinky men are definitely no match. She has a very high IQ. She is the best in the world, and I am the second in the world."

"In short, he is a person who is very gentle to me and cruel to his enemies. When you see him later, don't be so frightened that you can't walk."

What? After saying so much, I just know that she is a woman. Isn’t there any useful information?

"Okay, it's my turn. What about you? You don't even want to say your name. What kind of person are you? You have a low IQ, you're stupid, you're dull, and what other shortcomings do you have?"

Sorry, after all, after talking for a long time, I only knew that her name was Catherine Nana.

Can there be any more pitfalls?

End of this chapter