The devil descended on the pirates

Are you kidding me? You have to take exams when you get married. Do you think you are going to school and hand out test papers?

There are many things in life that require practice, rehearsal, exams, grades, and certifications, but there is only one thing that is not needed, and that is getting married and having children.

Under the auspices of the old master of ceremonies, they walked up the second step and announced the second process of the wedding, which was the exam for the groom's officer.

"Meeting you in the vast sea of ​​people, getting to know each other, and falling in love with each other is such a rare fate. As a human being, please be kind. Now, let's optimize the groom's moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic work."

At first, Ye Luo didn't understand what the old master of ceremonies was talking about. Why don't you just get married? He was also talking about these great principles of life and said some profound and mysterious words. Could it be simpler? What else could be optimized?

It wasn't until the guards moved the stools and chairs and the old master of ceremonies took out a test paper from his arms and gave it to Ye Luo and motioned him to sit down and finish the test paper that Ye Luo realized that there was an exam here to test character and intelligence.

What kind of bad customs are these? Love is a matter between two people, and marriage is a matter between two families. You are in love with me, you are loyal to me, you like me and I love you. Everyone has confirmed their eyes, and you are the right person. I'm tall, I've met my parents, I've worshiped heaven and earth, that's it.

No need to make it so complicated. This is my first time getting married. Don’t bully me because I don’t understand.

Also, what the hell are these topics?

Ye Luo kept complaining in his heart. He was tired of this wedding. He ignored all the murderous intentions. He smiled professionally for a long time and his face became stiff. It was even more weird to ask an exam question now.

"Can you accept that a woman is stronger than you, with a higher income than you, a better working ability than you, a woman who takes charge of the outside world, and a man who takes charge of the house?"

"No matter what the quarrel is about, the woman is always right. The truth written in the law is always the woman's right. So never think of suing the woman. Only one of the two parties can participate in the political power. Can you accept it?"

"The ship you are driving breaks down and cannot stop. There is a fishing boat and a warship in front of you. Which one will you crash into?"

"Same as the previous question. The fishermen on the fishing boat are being robbed by a group of pirates, and the naval officers on the warship are being hijacked by pirates. Which ship will you crash into?"

"One person has 3, two people have 4, three people have 5, four people have 7, and five people have 6. What are these?"

"Draw five circles with a blue pen and type an idiom"

"There is a ship that is being chased by pirates. There are many cows and pigs on it, 40 cows and 100 pigs respectively. Who is the captain?"

"Pirate hunter, as a hunter, intelligence is very important. Please write down the most reliable method of gathering intelligence."

"Hunters also need traps and tracking. Please write down how to distinguish no less than a hundred scents."

"Pirate hunters will also suffer revenge from their enemies. If your child and wife were kidnapped by pirates at the same time, and you could only save one, who would you save?"

This is the first page of the test paper. After reading the questions, can I tear up the test paper?

Ye Luo, who looked innocent, had no love in her life. They looked at Princess Nana with tears in their eyes. After not getting any hint, they looked at the little Princess Chuxue and the housekeeper Zhiqiu. At this critical moment, they all looked like they didn't recognize me.

At this level, I don’t know what kind of performance I should do.

Ye Luo, who was thinking hard about how to pass the test, collapsed in his heart when facing these questions. It was impossible to pass the exam, even in this world. There must be other ways to solve the problem.

These questions test IQ and character.

Looking at the smile shown by the old master of ceremonies, a nameless anger suddenly emerged. Could it be that if you fail the exam, you can't marry the princess?

I have studied countless poems and books in vain, and today I have lost it here. I am so angry. My reputation as a talented person who has read so many poems and books is ruined here.

He slapped the table so hard that it jumped. He stood up, grabbed the test paper, tore it into pieces with both hands, and scattered it towards the audience.

"I swear in the name of the Black Emperor and declare in front of the people of the whole country that I am willing to sacrifice my life for Princess Nana. I will stay with her all my life, and will never leave her to protect her. No harm at all”

When Smiley Tiger and the others thought that the wedding was going to be messed up, they were secretly having fun. If they messed up and the wedding couldn't go through, they would take advantage of this good opportunity to announce that they were the king and the most qualified one. It was a natural thing.

With a loud voice, full of sincerity and love, Ye Luo shouted an oath in front of the people of the country.

After a few seconds of silence, overwhelming shouts and cheers rang out. In this country where love is free, there is no need for a good match, no need for both civil and military skills, only mutual liking is enough.

Nothing can stop two people who truly love each other from coming together

"Hey, you bastard, don't use my name casually. You are looking for death. Why don't you use your own name?"

"Ah, Hei Emperor, I thought you were seriously injured and died. I didn't hear any response when I called you before. It really worries me. I don't want your name to be known all over the world. This is also what you like. , isn’t it? Hehehe”

"You wish I would die, but that's impossible. I'll just run out of power and fall into a deep sleep. I'm immortal. I'll give you the title of this kind of marriage. It's the hardest to bear the kindness of a beauty. It will be troublesome to escape then.”

"Well, that's why I used your name to block it, hehehe."

"Tch, you think they won't find out"

"At that time, I will slip away, and people all over the country will only remember you."

"Asshole, don't give me a chance to fall into my hands."

I'm so stingy. It's impossible to fall into your hands. When the time comes to get married and complete this performance, I'll run away and find my friends. I don't know if they think I'm dead.

Will it be very sad? I don’t know where they are. I really want to go back to that carefree ship that is filled with joy and joy all the time.

At this time, the Straw Hats were not in very good shape.

After Ye Luo's life and death were unknown, he immediately encountered the admiral's pursuers. Their abilities were so different that they were wiped out in one move. Fortunately, they were let go for unknown reasons.

The Merry was seriously damaged and could no longer sail. A new ship had to be built. Usopp was unwilling to give up and had a duel with Luffy. Yang Ran said he wanted to leave the Straw Hats. Later, the gold was robbed, and Robin was captured by the World Government.

Luffy and the others, who knew the truth, were heartbroken. They had just lost their friend Ye Luo. Now, once again, because of their own weakness, they asked the boys to sacrifice themselves to protect everyone. How could they bear it this time?

Being the enemy of the whole world, how do you know how to cherish it after losing it? It no longer makes any sense. Living in the present is the most important thing. Is it necessary to experience another powerless life and death?

The Straw Hats made a mighty attack to Judiciary Island to save Robin's friends.

Ye Luo, who doesn't know the current situation of the Straw Hats, is still following the devil's steps, with explosive acting skills, on the road to marriage.

Finally, we arrived in front of Princess Nana. This time, it would be nice to bow to heaven and earth and complete the wedding ceremony.