Konoha's strength is supreme

Site No. 44, also known as the Forest of Death.

It is the location of Naruto's chunin exams.

Tsunade, Naruto, Shizune who looked confused, plus Kakashi and Hinata, the six of them came to an open space in the back of the forest.

Naruto has also been to this place, it was the desert area where Naruto met Gaara.

Tsunade looked around with satisfaction and said, "That's it. It's a pretty soft venue. You won't be hurt too much if you fall."

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

During the time on the road, Kakashi's mind became much clearer.

Suddenly I found myself seeking death.

I challenge Tsunade, one of the three ninjas, to see if I have been a little distracted recently after the new ninjutsu was developed.

Also, although Tsunade says she doesn't speak from the Hokage's point of view, the fact is that she is still the Hokage.

What am I doing? Who tells me what I am doing?

Kakashi looked at the shadow at his feet with a dead look on his face, how much he hoped that a reliable and righteous person would come out to save him at this time.

And that guy Naruto, isn't it just because of the electric force?

We have been out of power for more than a month now, so we have been addicted to mobile phones together, right?

Is it okay to trick yourself like this?

What a heartless guy.

"Kakashi-sensei, you are shaking"

Naruto turned around and observed Kakashi. The veins on Kakashi's face jumped. The thunder and lightning couldn't help but gather in his hands, wanting to give Naruto a slap on his face that needed a beating.

Naruto suddenly stood still, pointed at him and asked, "What are you going to do and you want to shock me?"

Then he turned around and said coquettishly to Tsunade: "Sister Tsunade, you saw what happened just now. I didn't do anything extraordinary, but Kakashi just wanted to shock me."

What a familiar scene, it reminded Kakashi of the time he spent in Ninja School.

At that time, what kind of idiot was reporting to the teacher all day long?

Can't remember clearly, seems to have hung up

Tsunade waved her hand to Kakashi, "If you're not ready yet, I'll do it."

There's no way to avoid it, so let's fight once.

Kakashi glanced at Naruto resentfully.

I'm still lamenting in my heart, shouldn't I just shock you a few more times? As for finding Tsunade, one of the three ninjas?

Don't you think this is childish?

Alas, Tsunade too, why would you cooperate with such a childish thing?

And myself, why do you want to get involved in such a childish thing?

Or is it more reliable to say that Tsunade entrusts herself with a heavy responsibility and wants to take this opportunity to test her own strength.

It would be ridiculous to come out to fight just because of Naruto's instigation.

Thoughts flashed through Kakashi's head.

If Shizune knew what Kakashi was thinking, she would definitely sneer and say: "You haven't seen anything more ridiculous. They fight for nothing, they open a casino together, and they call mom a good son. Besides, Jiraiya doesn't know how many times he flew away because of Naruto's words."

What can I say? I can only say that you are too naive.

Master and disciple, if you use common sense to infer this, you will definitely lose.

Shizune hugged Dodo and Hinata and stood aside. Naruto shouted to place a bet: "Tell me which direction Kakashi-sensei will fly in a moment. Is it the sky or the ground?"

This voice is not shy at all. Anyway, with the ninja and Kakashi's hearing, it is absolutely audible.

Therefore, the obedient Hinata and the self-proclaimed decent person Shizune are determined not to participate in this meaningless gamble of seeking death to attract hatred.

On the contrary, Doudou pointed to the ground with his left hand and pointed to the sky with his right hand, showing that he was the only one in heaven and earth.

Naruto also talked to Dodo: "What do you mean with these two pig claws? You are pointing at the sky and the ground. Choose one of the two. I tell you, even if you are a pig and you have two feet on the boat, you are destined to capsize." .”

Then Doudou thought for a while and pointed his finger to the sky.

Naruto nodded, "Then I'll choose the place. If you win the bet, I can grant you a wish."

One person and one pig looked at each other and hit it off immediately.

Kakashi couldn't stand this scene anymore, so he condensed the thunder attribute chakra in his left hand, and the water attribute chakra in his right hand, and then clasped his hands together.

The irregular lightning disappeared and was replaced by a cylindrical light band that looked like a neon light tube. The light bands were connected end to end and surrounded the body.

At the same time, the Sharingan locked on Tsunade.

Tsunade wants it to be much simpler, just punch her once.

Chakra was instantly released all over the body, and then quickly contracted in the right fist. The next moment there was a loud bang, and Tsunade disappeared from the place.

Among the audience present, Hinata should be the only one who could clearly see the afterimage.

Face to face, punch Kakashi.

The fist did not hit Kakashi. To be precise, there was still two meters between Tsunade and Kakashi.

But the chakra emitted from Tsunade's hand and exploded in all directions impacted Kakashi's body.

To Kakashi, Tsunade's punch was very straight, he saw it.

But there was no time to escape.

The moment the fist wind hit his body, Kaka felt as if he had been hit by a wild boar three to four meters high unprepared. The strong wind suddenly hit his eyes, mouth, nose, and ears, and he felt that his whole body was instantly hit by the airflow. I was stunned and my body flew out.

Kakashi won by flying Dolphin.

But the key now is obviously not here, but that Kakashi didn't even have the strength to fight back under Tsunade's punch.

It flew straight up to a height of a hundred meters or higher, and then plunged down after more than ten seconds.

Tsunade explained: "In the punch just now, I used the strange power of four layers of Yang attribute chakra, but the power was not concentrated in one place, but spread out to create an effect."

Naruto immediately flattered him and said: "Tsunade sister is so powerful, she can hit Kakashi with just one punch and he has no power to fight back."

Tsunade shook her head and corrected: "It won't be so easy to hit him again. The reason for this effect is that he didn't expect that I would hit him with the air. With the dynamic vision of Sharingan, he can see me clearly. trajectory, and then waited for me to react the moment I got close, so he was knocked away due to a misjudgment. In addition, this was not a real battle, so his vigilance was somewhat lax."

Tsunade's judgment was very objective and accurate, but it still did not affect Naruto's flattery.

Naruto chuckled and said: "Don't care if he was careless, or if the sword took a wrong turn and caught him by surprise. One punch will kill him. One punch will kill him. Who cares about your preparation for a real battle?" He's not ready, but Sister Tsunade asked him to prepare, so I think he's still too scumbag."

Kakashi was falling. Although the wind stirred up by that palm was fierce, the power was not concentrated in one place, so he was not injured at all. Only the moment when the wind hit his ears made him a little confused. When he fell, he He was still very awake, so he heard Naruto's words that he was still a scumbag very clearly.

So heartbreaking

What should I do? I was blown away with just one punch. I’m so embarrassed to see others.

Might as well pretend to be dead.

As a result, there was no damage from the sky, and Kakashi fell straight because he was pretending to be dead. He hit the ground with a "snap", like a torn sack falling from a high altitude and hitting the ground.

Kakashi was pretending to be dead, and Hinata had not released her Byakugan, so she could intuitively see chakra pouring out of her body to protect her body at the moment of falling.

But she was very good, and she didn't say anything.

Not to mention Tsunade, she knows best the strength and effect of her blows.

But don't tear it apart when things get tough, she understands.

She was used to Jiraiya pretending to be a bear sometimes.

Shizune has been following Tsunade for so long, and her medical ninjutsu is not bad at all, so she still has some good eyesight.

Naruto is a new star in the world of medical ninjas, and he can't even get dizzy.

Don't tell me. Hey, okay, I won't tell you this time.

Naruto smiled and exclaimed, "Oh, Kakashi-sensei seems to have fainted. I have a quick-acting medicine here and I need to give Kakashi-sensei one."

So I took out a piece of durian-flavored fart candy.

For a moment Tsunade and Shizune stood a few meters away from Naruto with their eyes wide open.

But Doudou got excited and jumped out of Shizune's arms.

Shizune stopped Dodo, but Dodo told Naruto with his stubborn little eyes, I won and you said you would fulfill my wish.

Naruto didn't know whether others understood it, but Naruto understood it.

Then flick the candy into the dolphin's mouth.

Shizune was so frightened that she dropped the pig and ran away.

When the durian candy was in his mouth, Dolphin showed a satisfied expression.

Then Naruto held the Dodo in the same position as a child peeing, spread the Dodo's thighs, and faced Kakashi's face.

Kakashi slept soundly.

Naruto and Indo looked at each other.

Each other's eyes are full of expressions you know.

What's rare is that Tsunade could obviously prevent this tragedy from happening, but instead stood aside and watched the excitement.

Maybe I have fallen victim to this trick in the past, so when I see others falling victim to it, a subtle balance will arise in my heart.

Hinata didn't know why and asked quietly: "What is Naruto doing?"

Shizune and Tsunade looked at each other, then pursed their lips and shook their heads at the same time.

They seemed to be looking forward to it.

I just don't know whether to expect Kakashi to be embarrassed or to expect Naruto to be beaten to death by Kakashi.

It’s been 15 seconds since Dolphin ate the candy

20 秒

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Naruto: "Launch"

But there was no movement

Everyone was looking forward to it, but suddenly Doudou's face wrinkled, as if he was in pain, and then he opened his mouth and sneezed.

sneeze

Shizune and Tsunade were confused.

But Naruto already felt something bad. Did he take the wrong candy?

Why does Sneezing Sugar look so familiar?

Then Dolphin sneezed three times in a row, and during the second sneeze, an unknown object shot out.

Then the third sneeze turned from dry to wet at an angle right in Kakashi's face.

Dodo looked at Naruto in pain, and the expression in his eyes made it clear what you were giving me.

Naruto shuddered, then put down the tortoise and ran away.

As soon as Dolphin landed, he subconsciously wanted to chase Naruto, but his stomach cramped, his front legs bent, and he shot backwards.

Hitting Kakashi again, Naruto had already run as far away as he could.

Finally he murmured to himself: "It's over, it's over, these games are over, it's a big game, Tsunade can't save herself."

Then I thought about it, that’s not right, it’s the pig’s fault because the pig has diarrhea.

Then he suddenly got out of the car and went to catch Dodo again: "Dodo, why did you eat so much that Shizune gave you something to eat? Oh, don't run around and poop."

Dolphin sneezed, and slimy things scurried behind him.

Kakashi finally sat up, opened his hands and looked at the fishy smell all over his body.

And my hair is dripping because it’s raining

Kakashi was confused: "What smells so bad?"

Then in a daze, I saw a dolphin running step by step like a big goose.

Then he looked at Naruto who was whirring, screamed and shouted: "Naruto"

Naruto stood at attention and replied honestly: "It's not me, it's not me, it's the dolphin's shit."

Dodo, holding his stomach in pain, then turned around and thrust his butt towards Naruto.

Naruto dodged coolly, then pointed at the pig and said, "Look, this pig is so crazy that it sticks its butt out when it sees everyone."

Naruto ducked behind Shizune.

Kakashi's body was shaking, but he still stared at Naruto and gritted his teeth and said: "Naruto"

Then the Lightning Flash Technique approached, and Naruto had been on guard for a long time. In the second state of the Eight Gate Dunjia, the wind blade exploded and the wind injured him.

"Hulala" a strong wind swept across, leaving only one sentence: "I'm sorry, I have to use it again"

Tsunade and Shizune looked at each other, and then looked at the pitiful Dodo who was holding his stomach and whimpering.

Shizune walked up to her distressedly and scolded: "I asked you to eat blindly."

Doudou's mood was not beautiful to begin with. I was already like this and you still scolded me. In a fit of anger, you raised your butt towards Shizune, making a fuss.

Shizune was stunned on the spot and shouted desperately: "Naruto, go to hell."

At this time, Naruto in the distance was running exhausted, shouting: "Ahhhh Kakashi is pulling his pants pockets ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Kakashi's face was flushed, lightning was surging, and the slimy things on his body were cooked, but the smell became more and more unpleasant.

Smells like burnt horse manure and eggs