Konoha's strength is supreme
Chapter 188 The realization of nonsense
When Naruto woke up, Tsunade was no longer at home.
There was a note left by the bed.
It said that she had gone to the Hokage Building and that she would go there if anything happened to her.
If nothing happened, I bought a balloon and started practicing.
Naruto was confused for a while, then raised his hand to touch his head. He remembered that he had a beautiful dream, and in the dream he met his hair.
That healthy, strong, very straight, very smooth, very soft, golden hair.
"The principle is just a dream"
Naruto sighed slightly disappointed.
Then he got up from the bed. He was still wearing his clothes, which were underwear. His coat and shoes were neatly placed beside the bed.
Naruto picked up his clothes and put them on.
He had been to Tsunade's house and was very familiar with it, because when Tsunade moved, she relied on Naruto's clone to clean the house80, and then she bought furniture, shopped and moved things, which was also Naruto's clone.
At the same time, because the house was very large and there were many rooms, Tsunade also asked Naruto to find a room to live in, but Kyuubi wanted to live in the store manager's house, so he refused.
As for the reason why Kyuubi wants to stay at the store manager's house, it's very simple, it's just desserts.
There were many reasons why Naruto wanted to stay at the store manager's house. For example, if he wanted to get up early, he would be called, if he wanted to eat, someone would do it, and if his clothes were dirty, someone would wash them. The most important thing is that these things cost nothing, which is perfect.
Not to mention practicing swordsmanship every day, and there are two people around to give guidance. Although the process is a bit sadistic, and he is defeated without dignity again and again, the improvement is also rapid. For example, now Naruto can last two minutes under Xia's hands. , one minute of spring.
After getting dressed and making the bed clean and tidy, Naruto left Tsunade's house.
He has nothing to do with Tsunade, so just go buy some balloons.
But as soon as he went out, he spotted a familiar figure Kakashi.
Naruto used the teleportation technique to hide behind the house, and then his mental power impacted the head of a sparrow on the eaves, forcibly establishing a spiritual link.
Under Naruto's control, the little sparrow glanced in the direction of Kakashi.
Kakashi was walking towards the Hokage Building with White Fang on his back.
"If you don't block yourself, then that's fine. Just buy it."
Naruto breathed a sigh of relief before quietly slipping away from the other side of the house.
Passing by a vendor, Naruto looked around mysteriously, and then told the boss that he wanted to buy two balloons.
As a result, the boss hesitantly gave him two packs of condoms.
It's the kind of square case that looks like it has a key ring inside.
Naruto stared at the two packs of condoms for a long time, then twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "Boss, don't I look like a good person?"
The boss shook his head repeatedly and replied: "Good man, very good man."
Naruto continued to ask with a dark face: "Then do I look that old?"
You have to be an adult to buy this thing, right?
The boss felt that Naruto's aura was different, and he replied with sweat on his forehead: "Not old, not old. Your hair style is so avant-garde, you don't even look twenty."
Naruto's face darkened even further.
Twenty is your grandma's number. I'm only twelve this year, okay? How anxious do I have to be to look like twenty?
Sure enough, hair is an essential sign of youth.
You have to learn the magic of magic quickly, and then start learning the sealing technique, and strive to learn the Yin seal as soon as possible, and then learn the creative regeneration technique so that you can repair the damaged hair roots.
Naruto felt very sick when he thought about his hair. Isn't it just a piece of durian fart candy? As for Tsunade and Shizune taking away his hair?
怨念
Naruto looked up again and found that his boss was still staring at his head without moving. He couldn't help but said in annoyance: "What are you worried about?"
The boss quickly looked away, lowered his eyebrows and said, "No, no."
Then he glanced at the two condoms that he took out, as if he was encountering someone who was collecting protection money, and said with humiliation: "These two can be treated as my filial piety to you, so there is no need to pay."
Naruto's mouth twitched and he said fiercely: "Do I look like someone who doesn't give money?"
The boss shook his head repeatedly, and then Naruto grabbed two packages of that stuff, without giving any money, and walked away with his head held high.
The boss watched Naruto leave and muttered when he was far away: "Are monks so arrogant these days when buying a condom? The world has changed."
Naruto walked far away when he suddenly heard that he was here to buy balloons.
I put my hand in my pocket and took out two packages of it. I was confused.
Theoretically, this thing can be blown away, but after thinking about it, I might as well forget it and put it back in my pocket.
After changing the store, in order not to cause misunderstanding, Naruto reminded emphatically: "I want balloons, for children to play with."
Then I successfully bought five.
He picked one up, put it in his mouth and blew on it.
One good thing about losing his hair is that almost no one can recognize him when walking on the street.
Long-term exercise has made Naruto's body extra strong, and his height has begun to increase every day. He does not look like a twelve-year-old child.
And Naruto didn't notice that when he woke up this time, his trousers were a little short. He had grown at least five centimeters during this sleep.
As he walked, Naruto blew up balloons
The balloon is sometimes big and sometimes small, drumming and drumming.
Is this training? Naruto felt so bad.
Then a kid blowing bubble gum stared at his mouth from a distance, pulled the woman next to him who looked like his mother and said, "Mom, mom, the bubble gum that uncle blew is so big."
The woman next to her taught her: "Silly son, those are balloons, not bubble gum. It's impossible to blow up bubble gum that big."
So the little boy shouted: "Mom, mom, I want a balloon."
The woman frowned, glared at Naruto from a distance, and then was pulled by her son to buy balloons.
Naruto felt his liver hurt.
Who is your uncle? I'm blowing up my balloons. Well, it's a bit silly to blow up balloons while walking on the road.
Then he walked into a store next door to the little boy and bought a dozen bubble gums.
Replacing the balloons with bubble gum, Naruto felt less silly. Chewing bubble gum, blowing bubbles, etc., and walking on the road felt more natural than blowing up balloons.
However, as soon as I left the store, I met that naughty kid again.
Pointing at him again, he said, "Mom, mom, that uncle blew up such a big balloon."
The woman looked at the bubble gum in Naruto's mouth and corrected, "That's bubble gum."
The little boy stared at the bubble gum that was still expanding in Naruto's mouth and suddenly cried.
While choking and whimpering, you told me some garbled words.
The woman glared at Naruto and almost shouted, "Are you sick?"
Naruto walked away with a dark face.
Children are the most annoying.
How do you say that a seven or eight-year-old child is a nuisance to a dog?
Naruto's bubble gum continues to expand
The diameter is almost five meters. Because of the large swelling, the originally red bubble gum has swelled into a transparent color.
To talk about why Naruto's bubble gum blows so big, it's mainly because he injects Yang-type chakra into the bubble gum.
After walking a few steps, Naruto suddenly paused, and a sudden realization came to his mind.
He felt as if he knew how to change the form of Yang chakra.
Naruto bit the bubble gum to death, then let go and blew the bubbles out.
Bubble gum filled with Yang-type chakra floated into the sky, and then a swallow, who didn't know whether it was short-mouthed or blind, rushed up.
Then there was a loud "boom", like the tires of a large truck exploding, and the swallow was directly reduced to a bald bird.
At the same time, the crying naughty child in the distance was startled, stopped for a while, and then cried louder.
Naruto ignored the naughty child and walked straight to the Hokage's office. He wanted Tsunade, he realized
Although the process of understanding was a bit nonsense, he felt that he seemed to know how to change the form of chakra related to strange power.
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