Konoha's strength is supreme

That night, Naruto made an appointment with Tsunade and Jiraiya to have barbecue, and then hehehe drugged Jiraiya's drink.

A drug that makes people drunk and intoxicating. It paralyzes some nerves in the brain, thereby achieving the effect of whitening agent.

Of course, it's just a weakened version.

However, the effect of this medicine will increase as the amount increases. In other words, if Naruto is not satisfied with the effect, he can add more.

Jiraiya entered a drunken state.

While playing skewers, Naruto said to Tsunade mysteriously: "Sister Tsunade, let me tell you a secret, Jiraiya likes you."

Tsunade was just slightly drunk. After all, the alcohol content of rice wine was really not high. If she wanted to get drunk, she would have to drink it until midnight.

After hearing what Naruto said, he rolled his eyes and said, "Your sister, I am so beautiful, who wouldn't like me?"

Naruto's confusion doesn't go with the plan.

That's right, what he said about this matter would definitely have little effect. The most important thing was that it could easily be misunderstood as a joke, so he said to Jiraiya: "Jiraiya-sama, it seems that Sister Tsunade already knows that you have a crush on her." She did."

Jiraiya was confused and repeated Naruto's words: "Tsunade knows that I have a crush on her. Then why doesn't she agree that there are very few handsome men like me in the world?"

Well, there are actually people in the world who are more narcissistic than him.

Tsk, but I obviously feel that he is narcissistic, which is called self-awareness. Jiraiya's narcissism can only be said to be shameless.

Tsunade mocked Jiraiya after hearing what he said.

Naruto was in pain listening to the conversation between the two.

One was telling the truth since he was drunk, while the other thought the other person was joking on purpose so he kept a calm face.

Naruto thought for a moment, then picked up the wine bottle that was used to pour wine for Jiraiya and filled it with Tsunade.

Since the effect of one person is not good, then two people are better.

Five minutes later, after Tsunade was also dizzy and entered the state, Naruto asked Tsunade: "Sister Tsunade, if Jiraiya confesses to you, will you agree?"

Like a sloth, Tsunade rolled her eyes at Naruto very slowly and said: "He likes me, then why doesn't he confess his love? How do I know if he doesn't tell me?"

Ah, what kind of answer is this? It doesn’t match my own question, right?

Naruto turned to Jiraiya and said, "Sister Tsunade wants to hear your confession."

Jiraiya stood up dizzy and rolled over for a long time.

Because of the slow movement, I didn't turn it out for a long time.

"What are you looking for?"

Jiraiya murmured to himself: "Bankbook, where is my bankbook? I have saved a lot of money, just for this."

"I found it here."

Jiraiya came to Tsunade in a daze and handed it to Tsunade with both hands: "This is my bankbook. I have always liked you, but you are too fierce. I never dared to say it, so I kept saving it." I’ll confess my love to you after I’ve saved up enough money that I think you’ll lose.”

Tsunade drunkenly took Jiraiya's bankbook and counted: "One zero two zero three zero four five five five"

Naruto looked confused: "Pfft"

By the way, this weakened version of bleach doesn’t seem to have any mental-reducing effect.

After counting five for a long time, Tsunade waved the bankbook for the surgery and said, "You have to give this to me."

Jiraiya nodded drowsily and said, "I saved it for you."

Tsunade accepted the big stab and said with a satisfied look on her face: "If you don't press it all, you can lose many times."

This conversation is tiring

It worked. Naruto felt that Jiraiya might not be chasing him after he woke up.

Once again, the mountain was filled with two people.

Naruto summoned Da Fei through his spiritual link: "Come here, it's your turn."

flutter

The big fat flew in from the window and then Naruto controlled the big fat and pressed his claws on Tsunade's body.

The talisman stretched out from the claws and connected to the circular curse mark on Tsunade's arm.

That is the key to Naruto's sealing technique.

Invasion of the curse seal begins and the examination is completed.

Then Big Fat flew back.

Naruto quietly took the bankbook from Tsunade's hand and stuffed it back into Jiraiya's pocket.

Well, let's go home and sleep here today.

As for the two drunk bosses, let's just hang out here all night. Maybe they will show up again after drinking and mix raw rice into cooked rice.

Hey, it seems like a good choice too.

Then why don't you give the two of them some of that medicine?

Brake, hurry up, brake for me

If you take that kind of medicine, you will die.

Naruto couldn't help but look at the wine bottle.

Then he shook his head quickly and chose to leave as soon as possible.

Otherwise, he is afraid that he will not be able to control himself.

Naruto left the tavern and greeted the air: "Brother, I'm leaving. The safety of the two adults is left to you. Don't let your guard down again."

Then left.

After Naruto left, monkeys, cats, and dogs appeared out of thin air and looked at each other.

Monkey said uncertainly: "Has he really found us? Hasn't his chakra been sealed?"

The cat scratched his head: "Maybe it will blow us up."

Dog: "Even if it explodes, how can we be sure it's the three of us?"

The monkey smashed it and said: "If you want me to say that this guy is too monster, what else?"

The following matter has been silenced, and the monkey shut up in time.

The three of them looked at each other and hid in the darkness again.

In the distance, a brown-black snake rolled its eyes, and then swam back and forth.

After Naruto left, Tsunade, who was drunk, suddenly opened her eyes. She was still drunk, and murmured to herself: "This little guy is getting bolder and bolder. Even I want to shine a light on him, sister, I When this medicine was first used, your little one wasn’t even born yet.”

Then he looked at Jiraiya, with a weird smile on his face, and went to the side and teased: "You like me?"

Jiraiya was very poisonous and murmured to himself: "Who are you?"

Tsunade replied: "I am the beautiful Tsunade."

Jiraiya looked at Tsunade's words in confusion, and re-read: "Tsunade, Tsunade likes breasts so big, how could she not like them?"

This color embryo

Tsunade clenched her fist and was about to beat him up, but then thought of another thing.

He looked at Jiraiya's pocket with a smile and raised his hand to touch it.

Then Jiraiya's bankbook fell into her hands, she opened it and counted: "One zero two three four five six seven eight"

One hundred million seems to be enough for me to lose for a long time.

Tsunade smiled and said: "I will accept your wish first. Don't worry, when Naruto's casino opens, I will win ten times for you."

Then he stuffed his bankbook into his clothes and walked away with a smile.

Before leaving, he commented: "But you were able to be drugged by that guy Naruto, you're pretty badass."

Then he said to himself: "It's understandable. After all, the medicine used is not considered poison. If I hadn't used it and discovered it in time, I might have gained enlightenment."

"Yes, you are indeed the disciple I taught you."

"As for stealing the key, let me see how far your sealing technique has improved first. After all, even if you have the key, the sealing technique is not that easy to open."