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This time, I am really dead

Zhao Laosan looked miserable, shouted numbly, and kept kowtowing. The heart that still held some hope seemed to be falling into a bottomless abyss, sinking continuously, reaching the limit of fear and endless fear.

The thin-faced man among the three was shocked when he heard this. He didn't expect that the round-faced junior sister would chop off someone's head as soon as she made a sound. It seemed that the unlucky Zhao Laosan had not committed the serious crime of beheading.Shaking his head with a wry smile, the thin-faced man persuaded in a somewhat dull tone: "Hey, Junior Sister, although this person has made a mistake and offended Junior Sister, but his crime is not worthy of death, let's spare him and give him a slight punishment as a warning. Follow suit."

Then, the man leaned over and whispered a few words softly.

Unexpectedly, it was not the kind-hearted guard in front of him who was trying to persuade him, but the prince who might be coming later. Zhao Laosan was a little stunned when he kowtowed, but his head did not fall in the air and he did not take it back, as if he had been hit by a immobilization spell. , and stopped what he was doing like a wood carving.

The anger on the round-faced woman's unhappy face slightly faded, and she muttered helplessly: "Okay, listen to my senior brother, then I won't behead you."

Suddenly, she straightened her body on horseback and said loudly: "But the death penalty can be avoided, but the living penalty cannot be escaped, so let's put two hundred big sticks on it."

"Thank you, Mr. and Miss, for not killing me."

Zhao Laosan trembled all over, reacted, put his hands on the ground, and turned around on the cold stone slab like a turtle. At this time, he kowtowed to the three people he had previously regarded as strong thieves, secretly thinking in his heart. Sighing that his life was saved.

"what"

The other guards were wearing iron helmets and didn't think anything of it. When Zhao Laosan turned around, his forehead had become stained with blood. It was indescribably miserable and ugly. The round-faced woman was startled and unconsciously He tightened the reins, reined in the horse and took a few steps back.

"Ha ha"

"Puchi"

The thin-faced man and woman behind him didn't look frightened at all, and couldn't help laughing loudly.This series of farce made the thin-faced man laugh heartily. There were not many times when he felt happier than he did today.The slightly ugly-looking senior sister next to him couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle. She looked like a lady, and when combined with her ugly face, it seemed a bit incongruous.

The third-grade guard officer with a kind-hearted face then opened his thick lips. At this time, he looked like a kind elder, looking at the junior he loved with a knowing smile.

"Damn you, don't laugh at me"

After the round-faced woman was surprised, she heard the laughter of her junior brother and senior sister. She was stunned for a moment, and she couldn't help pouting, pretending to be angry and complaining, with a cheerful smile on her face.In the end, I couldn't help it anymore, so I also pursed my lips and chuckled.

Hearing their laughter, Zhao Laosan and other guards felt bitter in their mouths, but the stone in their hearts was relieved a lot.Although he and others made them angry, for the sake of making them laugh, he gritted his teeth and endured hundreds of obstacles, but did not mention anything about dismissal.

Zhao Laosan and the other guards were stunned for a moment, then kowtowed more and more, and their movements became a little lighter.But as soon as the movement became lighter, the tense feeling relaxed, and the pain on his forehead came. Regardless of whether he was wearing a helmet or not, he could not help but grinning in pain and gasping for breath.

The thin-faced man smiled for a moment, and suddenly found that some fleeing city residents in front of him had gathered around him again. He quickly put away his smile and advised: "Junior sister, these two hundred big slabs may kill people, and a hundred big slabs are too heavy. How about giving Zhao Laosan a hundred and a hundred for some, and fifty for each of the others?"

The round-faced woman had vented a lot of her anger at this time, and she felt very relaxed and relaxed. She gently said to the thin-faced man: "It can make junior brother happy. They are also mistaken, so let's follow junior brother's advice and reduce their pain." punish."

The guards who had narrowly escaped death kowtowed even more fiercely when they heard the beautiful voice, which was like the sound of an immortal. Their hearts felt even more grateful to this thin-faced man who had the power of life and death over them. Suddenly they felt that he was better than the other men in the city. Why should such a good person be even more kind?Although he did not reduce all their guilt, they felt that this thin-faced man was still no worse than the Bodhisattvas in the temple.

The round-faced woman glared at Zhao Laosan, put away her smile, and suddenly her expression turned cold, and said: "But everyone else can get the exemption, but Zhao Laosan still has to give up two hundred yuan, otherwise it will be difficult to get rid of the pain in my heart. hatred"

The thin-faced man shrugged, smiled bitterly with the long-faced senior sister and the escort officer who came over, and shook their heads helplessly.

Zhao Laosan's heart beat like a drum, and he was stunned for a moment, but he kept kowtowing and thanking him. He also knew in his heart that this might be the princess. The round-faced woman regretted that she had laughed at her earlier. It was impossible to be exempted from the two hundred people. She just wished that she didn't have it. Other old sins.

The round-faced woman patted her forehead, and then thought of the young guards who escaped from the battle, and said to the guard officer: "By the way, don't let go of the guards who escaped, they will also have to be beaten a hundred times."

This time, not only the guards were surprised, but also Zhao Laosan, the boss of two hundred people, was at a loss for whether to laugh or cry. There was a bitter smile on his lips, which looked so weird against the blood stains on his forehead.

And those city residents who had the courage to watch showed their hearty smiles.Although Zhao Laosan was shocked before, compared to watching these usually fierce-looking guards being defeated and beaten, it was definitely more fun than picking up a few copper coins on the road.

The three knights in front of them remained motionless in front of the city gate. They had previously seemed like fierce thieves who were robbing families and homes, but now they became so kind and simple.I don't even think that Zhao Laosan just molested a civilian girl. It was only a small crime to be slapped with thirty slaps, and the punishment of two hundred slaps was a felony. Instead, it was how it should be. With the big county The laws and orders issued by the county magistrate in the yamen hall are as unquestionable as imperial edicts.

"Go, go."

Seeing more and more people watching in front of him, the thin-faced man suppressed his smile and said to the guard officer who came over: "Senior brother, I'll leave you to supervise this punishment. We'll wait for you in the restaurant."

"Don't worry, I will strictly follow Junior Sister's orders and I won't let Junior Sister down."

The guard officer who arrived grinned and nodded, and added: "Guo Liang Winery, the table closest to the window, the food and wine must have been served."

The round-faced woman nodded imperceptibly, without saying a word. She no longer looked at the several guards kneeling on the bluestone in front of her, and the thin-faced man with cold expressions and others slowly rode into the city.

The onlookers in front of them, like rushing water, instantly moved out of the way, as if they were originally here to welcome the victorious warriors and the heroes who were doing harm to the people.

"Is there anyone else who wants to leave the city?"

The guard officer looked at the people watching and suddenly spoke.In an instant, many people in shabby clothes quickly rushed out of the city gate with their belongings.Most of the rest of the people stayed to watch the show, because they didn't think there was anything wrong with spending more money to stay in a hotel to watch such a show.

As no one left the city, the guard ordered the city gate to be closed. After giving the order again, he walked forward first and rushed to the county government office with these drooping-headed guards. There was no one behind him guarding the city gate, nor did he look behind him. The guards glanced at each other as if they didn't believe they dared to take the opportunity to escape, nor did they believe that anyone dared to open the city gate and go out at this time.

Behind the guard was a group of guards, and behind the guards was a group of onlookers, and more and more people gathered together. The group of people walked toward the county government office in a mighty manner, chirping and chattering. It was no different from the usual trial of some gangsters. It was absolutely It was because of the manner in which he was tried for murder, although none of their guards would sentence him to death by decapitation at this time.

Until now, the young guard who rushed back to report the news had not brought anyone over, as if they had not reported the news at all.

The thin-faced man and the two senior sisters said goodbye to the guard who greeted them, and went directly to the restaurant he had found earlier, Guo Liang Winery.

The restaurant is not very big, nor is it luxurious. In this small town that they are too lazy to remember its name, it is definitely not the largest restaurant, it is just an ordinary restaurant.However, the wine and food in this restaurant are not too bad, and the dishes they order are not too many, but they are all carefully selected dishes, and they are enough to be eaten.No waste is allowed, this is the latest rule of the thin-faced young man. His round-faced senior sister is slowly adapting to it and acting according to his rules. As long as he is happy, she will be happy if he is happy, and the relationship between the two will not be affected. cover up.

If the senior sister with the ugly face looks like a real elder sister, she is like a naughty little sister, but she is still the kind of clever and clever one, although she is not young now and is estimated to be close to thirty.For children of the Jianghu family, it is more difficult to walk outside than to live comfortably at home, and the torment of the years will also be faster.

Fortunately, people in the martial arts world have various internal skills secrets, and many of them can have the effect of prolonging life when practiced. Otherwise, you would be like ordinary villagers who fight fiercely with others. Today, you punch me twice, and I will chop you, which will hurt your muscles. Bones are definitely not the way to immortality.

But when walking in the rivers and lakes, one has to take care of everything. The fatigue of the journey is not included, but one has to be careful all the time. It is rare to be happy. For example, this thin-faced middle-aged man drinking in a wine shop. He just saw this outside the city gate. It was a farce staged for him, and it was rare to laugh heartily. But at this moment, he was drinking to drown his sorrows. On his face full of dust, a pair of blank eyes seemed to contain disappointment that could not be concealed, and sadness condensed deep into his bones. .

The small celadon wine glass he held in his right hand was hanging empty by his lips. The bright red wine in it, which was not too strong, had already been drank by him in one gulp. There was still a strong aroma of juice lingering on the edge of the glass, but he had forgotten it. I went to add some wine, not knowing what I was thinking.Next to a pair of black chopsticks, a small bowl of various dishes with no heat was piled there, leaving the two senior sisters with long faces and round faces with no way to add more. It was impossible to stuff them directly into his mouth, after all, there was still something in between. There was a small wine glass, not to mention that he wouldn't eat it if it was forced.

His two not-so-pretty senior sisters looked at him with the utmost tenderness at this time, not even touching the food and wine in front of them. Their brows were slightly furrowed, and although the sighs did not exist, they still had such a meaning.

"Junior brother, little drunkard, why are you so dazed there again? It's time to get some food and drinks. You said it yourself that you must not waste the food and wine you ordered. The food is almost cold at this time. Why are you still in a daze?"

The round-faced woman looked at the thin-faced man somewhat uncomfortably. Her sly and naughty eyes were still there. She looked at him in a daze. She only stayed dazed for a while, and then she coquettishly pushed the man's arm and pulled him away. The hand holding the wine glass was pulled down, and the other hand held a piece of green vegetables and stuffed it directly into his mouth like feeding a child.

Before the thin-faced man could react, the long-faced woman sitting on his right frowned slightly, relaxed for a moment, exhaled softly, looked at the two of them with a smile, but looked a little annoyed. .

The thin-faced man instinctively shrank back slightly, then habitually opened his mouth and gently swallowed the piece of green vegetables. The action was so natural, and he didn't even look at what kind of vegetable was given to him. He probably didn't even understand what he just said. Didn't you hear it?However, when he stepped back, his blank eyes regained some energy. While chewing the piece of green vegetables, he smiled shyly at the two of them and said: "

The thin-faced man began to devour the food. At this time, the two women who had not moved their chopsticks also started to eat.Their movements are much quieter than those of thin-faced men, and they don’t match their looks at all, which makes them look a bit imitated.But they don't care about that much. As long as the thin-faced man can gorge himself like this and eat and drink like a whirlwind, they will be extremely happy.

Before he knew it, he had eaten most of the nine pots of vegetables, and took a bowl of rice and a bottle of wine with him.The two women had stopped eating with chopsticks for a long time and were really full.

The thin-faced man shrank his neck as if he was full, just like a duck swallowing a larger fish in the river and swallowing it forcefully.Caressing his bulging belly, the thin-faced man looked at the two senior sisters who were staring at him with smiles on their faces, and stared at the untouched, white, and extremely greasy pot of fatty pork on the table. , his face became extremely ugly.He twisted his neck with difficulty and looked at the dim street outside the wine shop for a while. He looked back with a disappointed look on his face, looked at the two not-so-pretty senior sisters, and said with a smile: "Well, this senior brother will come back later to eat, so it doesn't count. A waste, not a waste”

After saying that, the thin-faced man seemed to have encountered a wild beast. He wanted to run away violently, but sadly found that one of his arms had been pulled into the hands of the long-faced senior sister, and he was stroking it gently. The delicate movements seemed to be Stroking a piece of jade.

"Junior brother, I'm so sleepy. My whole body feels like I'm paralyzed. Do you have the heart to let me wait here? Even if you don't know how to feel pity and let senior brother eat these leftovers, you still have to be considerate of your weak senior sister."

This tone of voice is so sweet and waxy that it makes people's bones soften like piles of cotton flowers. It is so ethereal that you can imagine what a beautiful, charming and graceful woman is saying her heartfelt words to the person she loves. .

However, this was only possible if the woman who spoke was not seen. At this moment, the shopkeeper couldn't help but shiver and had goosebumps all over his body.

Fortunately, it wasn't the uglier long-faced woman who was talking about it. The shopkeeper secretly stroked his chest, secretly comforting his little sweetheart who had been injured for a long time.But those vulgar men and waiters didn't feel it, but couldn't help but laugh.

A square-faced man in a thick cloth shirt, his face covered with oil and sweat, his whole face like the bottom of a hot pot, and smelling of alcohol staggeringly stood up while holding on to the wine table. The three of them are figures in the world. A slightly dark, wide and calloused palm was raised, and the short, thick and round fingers were raised diagonally, pointing directly at the round-faced woman, and drunkenly said: "Little, little sister, Come, come, come to brother, like, like you, such a charming woman, just, just accompany you."