Li Hao patted his head. For a moment, he really couldn't find a way to change his appearance.

Xue Yue'er pouted her cute little mouth in displeasure, "Bad Li Hao! Did you see your sister bullying you last night, so you just wanted to look ugly for her?"

Li Hao laughed, "I really didn't remember this! Although it was a bit uncomfortable at the time. When I was young, I also made trouble with other playmates. Sometimes I went too far. I usually didn't hold grudges after that, and we played together again the next day. "

"That's fine, but why don't you look ugly? It's too ugly and uncomfortable."

"Okay, just go back to your home!"

Xue Yue'er gritted her teeth and said tragically: "Okay, just act ugly. At least I am still beautiful!"

The two made a decision and set off.Xue Yue'er took Li Hao's gourd, imitated his example, drank some water, rinsed her mouth, spit it out, took the trowel handed over by Li Hao and gnawed on it, talking and laughing with Li Hao all the way. , compared to eating at home, it has a different taste.

After walking through several farmhouses, I couldn't find any suitable clothes. Suddenly, a girl about the same height and build as Xue Yue'er happened to pass by. Xue Yue'er quickly pulled the girl, "Sister, is your home near here? You Do you want to change this outfit with me?"

The girl opened her mouth wide and looked at Xue Yue'er in shock. After a while, she said, "Miss, are you kidding me?"

Li Hao smiled behind her, "No, you're lucky girl."

The girl was wearing a thick green cotton shirt. Although her clothes had been washed and turned white and yellow, they were still clean and tidy, without a single patch.

When she heard Li Hao's words, she looked at the two of them carefully and suddenly covered her mouth and chuckled.

Li Hao was at a loss and confused, but Xue Yuer's face turned red with embarrassment and argued: "It's not what my sister thinks!"

The country girl just covered her mouth and chuckled, leaned into Xue Yue'er's ear, and whispered softly: "My sister wants to elope, but the girl she picked is too young and too thin!"

Xue Yue'er stomped her feet in embarrassment, "Will you change it? It's not what you said."

"Come with me!"

The country girl covered her mouth and chuckled all the way, while Xue Yue'er blushed, explaining that it was not the case, and even if she didn't explain, it was not the case, so she had no choice but to follow her with her head down.

Li Haozhang Er Jingang was confused, "Sister Yue'er, what is going on with her?"

"You're such a clever guy, you've been out here for so long, don't you know? Just come and laugh at me!"

"No!"

Following the country girl all the way back to her home, Li Hao followed Xue Yue'er and walked in. The country girl's covered mouth laughed even louder.Xue Yue'er looked at Li Hao who was still following behind and pushed him angrily, "Sister, just stand outside and wait!"

The skinny Li Hao "kick, kick, kick..." took seven or eight steps back before he managed to stand still, almost hugging the soil intimately.

"Stand outside, just stand outside. Do you need so much strength?"

After standing outside and waiting for a stick of incense, Li Hao repeatedly wanted to go in, but he gave up after looking at the closed wooden door.

Li Hao was waiting impatiently when the door at the back opened with a creak, and the country girl pushed an ugly country girl out.

After staring at the woman next to the country girl in astonishment for a while, Li Hao laughed.

The ugly country girl turned back and walked to the back room, "I knew you would laugh, I'll change it back!"

Li Hao quickly grabbed her and said, "This is what you need! How did you get it?"

"That sister helped me get it done. She said I have a good figure and my face would look ugly without it. The effect is not good, it's just that it's a bit uncomfortable because of the tightness."

When she said the last sentence, Xue Yuer lowered her head shyly, but no change could be seen on her face.

"Oh, did you use some glue or something to stick it too tightly?"

"This is a bit uncomfortable too! Li Hao, why don't you change it? It's too ugly, and it's still a bit painful!"

Li Hao chuckled, "That's fine. You won't feel uncomfortable when you go back. Why do you have to suffer with me?"

The country girl behind him chuckled again, "Yes, people with experience in my method may still be able to see it. If you grab it a few more times, it will fall off. I think you should go back to being a pawn. Your daughter’s eldest daughter.”

Xue Yue'er pouted her little lips, but this time it was no longer cute and made people feel a little disgusting.

"Bah, my aunt doesn't believe it. I can't live like them! Besides, it's so fun outside. You can do whatever you want!"

Following Li Hao's original route, he strode forward. He really no longer looked like a wealthy lady, but looked a bit like an ugly girl in the countryside.

Originally, Xue Yue'er walked ungently, but now she looks like her.

Li Hao chuckled and followed her closely.

"Sister Yue'er, don't tell me, it's just this way you look that really looks like you!"

Xue Yue'er raised her hand and hit Li Hao angrily, "What do you mean? You said she was like an ugly girl from the countryside?"

Of course, it was impossible for Li Hao to be hit by her. He had already hid aside and continued to laugh, causing Xue Yuer to chase him all the way.

The two of them laughed and laughed all the way, and they didn't feel lonely on the road.

Now, Xue Yue'er has undergone a makeover, and her face is covered with black pockmarks, which makes people feel uncomfortable just looking at her, and how can anyone tease her.

But the sound is still very clear and pleasant, making people shake their heads and say, "The sound is beautiful but the person is ugly, it's so incongruous!"

On this day, Li Hao did not rush to the mountain temple or the small town, nor did he meet any rural residents. He had no choice but to continue being his birdmen, a pair of birdmen.

Seeing Mr. Li Hao looking up at the trees, one after another, Xue Yuer asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

"Find a tree nest and sleep."

"But we haven't taken a shower yet. We're covered in sweat and stink. How can we sleep?"

Li Hao looked at Xue Yuer helplessly, "I told you a long time ago that if you are outside with me, you will have to endure hardships. It will not be the same as you did at home. Otherwise, it is too late for you to rush back now. "

Xue Yue'er pursed her lips. She was still ugly. She should have been even more ugly. "Well, I don't believe it. I won't be able to stand it. It's just too uncomfortable!"

Li Hao continued to look at the tree above his head, "I'm not forcing you. If you want to follow me, what can I do?"

Xue Yue'er didn't answer his words, but asked curiously, "How can people sleep up here? Are they really sleeping up there like birds? Why not sleep below?"

"If you don't understand, just don't ask so many questions, okay?"

Xue Yue'er reached out and scratched another itchy "blackhead" and whispered, "It's almost gone!"

"I'm just asking if you don't understand. If you understand, I'll ask you what to do, idiot!"

Li Hao was too lazy to pay attention to her and continued to look for Shuya. "Okay, this is the tree!"

As he said, "swish swish", it was like a monkey climbing a few feet high, and suddenly thought of something, "Hey, can you climb trees?"

"Yes, I often climbed trees when I was a child!" Xue Yue'er said excitedly, and followed Li Hao up the tree like a monkey.

Seeing Li Hao chopping branches with a knife, Xue Yuer also imitated his example of chopping smaller branches.

Seeing that Xue Yue'er was stable on the tree, Li Hao breathed a sigh of relief. After cutting a few canes, he handed him the knife and started to tie the tree poles together.

After a while, a comfortable little nest was set up, covered with a thick layer of

Thick leaves.

"Sister Yue'er, I'll give this to you. I'll find another one."

Xue Yue'er's happy face suddenly froze, and she said shyly: "I'm afraid! Let's sleep together."

Li Hao chuckled, "Sister Yue'er, you are so wild and delicate, how can you still be scared?"

"I have never been to a place like this, so of course I will be scared."

"Okay, let me make this bigger."

Seeing that the comfortable nest had been built, but it was still early, Li Hao climbed down the tree with a "chirp".

"Hey, what are you doing again? Wait for me!"

Xue Yue'er followed closely and climbed down the tree.

I saw Li Hao, holding the small bamboo bow and an arrow, sweeping back and forth among the trees, and listening carefully.

"So you're here to hunt birds!"

Li Hao turned around and made a silent gesture, and continued to follow the bird's chirping and touch it.When the bird was only a few dozen feet in front of him, Li Hao stood back with his right leg, drew his bow, nocked an arrow and prepared to shoot at the bird that was chirping happily.

"whoosh"

Suddenly, a stone flew through the air from behind, and Li Hao's bamboo arrow arrived belatedly, following behind the stone.

Sensing the approaching danger, the bird stopped chirping, fluttered its wings and "pounced", but the stone had already hit it, knocking it directly under the tree. After struggling, it stopped moving.

The bird had just fallen when Li Hao's bamboo arrow brushed the place where the bird had been, and inserted into the trunk of the tree with a "pop". The tail of the arrow trembled for a moment and stopped moving.

Several other birds were so frightened that they flapped their wings and flew away, and three more stones flew at the same time.

"pump puff"

The three sounds came together, and the three birds landed on the ground again, and none of them flew away.

Li Hao clapped his hands and shouted happily. He was not angry at all because Xue Yue'er stole his limelight. "Sister Yue'er is so evil. If I had known, I wouldn't be too lazy to take the arrow down."

Xue Yue'er proudly puffed up her already flat chest, "That's right, you don't care who takes the initiative! What do you think, do you want to learn? If you want to learn, you have to call me your master, hehe..."

Li Hao walked over and picked up the four dead birds into a pile, climbed up the tree, and pulled out the arrow.

"I don't want to learn! Let alone become a disciple!"

"Why? Look how beautiful this hand is!"

With these birds, Li Hao stopped looking for them, "Okay, now you can go roast them and eat them!"

Xue Yue'er grabbed Li Hao unhappily and said, "Hey, you haven't said why you don't want to learn martial arts yet?"

“I don’t want to study because I’m tired!”

"Then it would be more tiring for you to find the gods! Then why do you have to look for them again? Maybe you will be even more tired from learning spells by then!"

Li Hao turned to look at Xue Yue'er in astonishment, standing blankly, "Yeah, why didn't I think of that? I want to be lazy, why do I have to work so hard to find the gods?"

"Because you are stupid! Hehe!"

Li Hao also chuckled, "Then why don't you follow me and be stupid!"

"I am following you to play, not following you stupidly!" Li Hao walked under the big tree where he had built his nest, found some dry branches, and lit a fire with flint.

"You light the fire here, and I'll take care of the birds. It's a pity that there's no water nearby!"

"Don't you still have some in your gourd?"

Li Hao turned his head and rolled his eyes at Xue Yue'er, "You call me stupid, but you are even stupider than me! What will we drink after we use up all the water?"

"Look for it again!" Xue Yue'er said unconvinced.

Li Hao just disemboweled the birds, took out some useless internal organs, directly used a bag of wet mud dug from deeper places, and roasted them in the fire.

Seeing that Li Hao's hand was covered with blood, Xue Yuer grabbed his hand nervously: "Have you cut your hand?"

"How is that possible! This is the blood of a bird." He grabbed a handful of grass and wiped it on it.

Seeing Li Hao just wiping it and getting over it, Xue Yue'er scolded, "You don't like to be clean so much!"

"I'm not a rich young lady, so why do I care so much about cleanliness?"

When Xue Yue'er heard this, she lowered her head and said nothing. She didn't know what she was thinking.Li Hao didn't bother to pay attention to her, and just started adding firewood inside.

After waiting for about a stick of incense, the rich aroma of meat slowly floated out. Xue Yue'er clapped her hands and shouted: "It's done, it's done! It's time to take it out!"

"It will take a while!"

Li Hao ignored her urging and waited until half a stick of incense had passed before he pulled out the four mud bags.

In the dark night, Xue Yue'er's ugly face also turned red. She stared excitedly at the yellow hard mud bag that Li Hao pulled out. Everything was so novel.

Use a branch to hold it up, and gently peel off the hard mud on the outside. The rich meat aroma goes straight to your nostrils.Li Hao finished peeling off all the blackened mud inside, grabbed a larger clean leaf, wrapped the yellowed bird meat, and handed it to Xue Yue'er, "Eat later, be careful because it will burn your hands! "

He grabbed another piece of mud and began to peel it off.

After eating trowel with Li Hao for more than a day outside, Xue Yue'er also felt a little tired of it, but she couldn't say anything more. Now when she saw the yellowed bird meat with the aroma of meat, Xue Yue'er swallowed her saliva , opened his mouth and blew a few breaths, then he couldn't wait to bite off a piece of meat from the top.

"flutter"

After a while, Xue Yue'er spit out the meat, stuck out her tongue, and gasped, like a dog.

"Ouch, it burned me to death! Bad Li Hao!"

Li Hao put the mud ball in his hand on the ground and pointed at her until she fell down laughing.

"I told you to be careful, just eat it yourself in a hurry, haha, can you blame me!"

"I'm not hungry! Who told Yi Yi Jing to give me a trowel? It's so tasteless!" Xue Yue'er suddenly turned her head and felt aggrieved and wanted to cry.He reached out and wanted to throw away the bird meat in his hand, but in the end he couldn't.

After being dazed for a while, I slowly bit into the bird meat. It tasted okay, but it felt different from what I had eaten before.

Seeing that Xue Yue'er suddenly became silent and a little depressed, Li Hao stopped laughing.

He stretched out his head and approached Xue Yuer: "Sister Yue, are you angry?"

Xue Yue'er didn't speak and turned her head to the other side.

Li Hao turned to her and said, "Sister Yue'er, don't be angry!"

Xue Yue'er turned her head again, and Li Hao smiled and followed her, "Sister Yue'er, smile..."

Pushing Li Hao away, "You are so annoying! It's so annoying."

"Oh, then you don't hate birds? In fact, that bird is more annoying, not Li Hao!"

Xue Yue'er turned her head again and chuckled, "You all hate it!"

Seeing Xue Yuer's smile, Li Hao picked up the mud ball from the ground and continued peeling the mud skin. "How is the taste?"

"It's okay, the fragrance is fragrant, but the taste is a bit off."

"As expected of the eldest lady, this appetite is different! I think back then, I didn't even put salt on it, so that would be terrible!" Li Hao thought about the first bird he roasted in the wild when he learned archery. Even though it didn’t taste salty, he still chewed it with relish!However, after eating too much, I no longer want to eat, so I think of preparing some salt with me.

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