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After saying that, he ran to grab a few handfuls of mud and fire shavings, and dyed Li Hao's just-washed face into a black tabby cat again.Li Hao had no choice but to keep such a dark face and hit the road with Xue Yue'er.

This time, although Xue Yue'er also had a dark face, she was much happier than before.

After staying on the road for a few days, Li Hao and Xue Yue'er finally arrived at a small town.

On the road, people were coming and going, but there were many more people with swords and sabers, some were riding horses, some were doing light work and plundering, and there were many more people from the rivers and lakes.

Xue Yue'er became much more excited when she saw those with swords and knives, "Li Hao, let's go inside and see if there's anything interesting to see!"

"Aren't you afraid that you are here to arrest us?"

Xue Yue'er stuck out her tongue, "No way, my father doesn't know which way I went. Besides, it's impossible for them to recognize me in my current state."

Li Hao carefully looked at Xue Yue'er's black cat face, flat body and coarse clothes again. "At first glance, it doesn't look familiar. After seeing it more, people will know that you are pretending. Your voice It’s too squeamish, too sweet, no, you can’t talk when you go into town!”

Xue Yue'er pouted, feeling aggrieved and about to cry, "It won't work this way, that won't work either, it won't be fun to go out with you!"

"Okay, okay, but you can't act recklessly, and you have to calm down when you see people from your martial arts school."

"How about we sleep in an inn tonight?"

Li Hao looked at Xue Yuer's aggrieved face, with a few tears hanging down. It had only been a few days, but she had already lost a lot of weight, and he felt a little unbearable.

"Okay, okay, it's up to you! But if I'm found out later, you have to save me!"

"You can't stop doing that!"

Li Hao rolled his eyes, "Then give me the change!"

Crying with a face on his face, "You know I didn't bring any money! This is not my home, how can I help!"

Li Hao suddenly became impatient, "You're such a big man, you still have the nerve to cry! Okay, okay! I'll go on my own. If I get caught, you can go home by yourself."

Xue Yue'er shed tears and said, "If you don't cry, don't cry! What's so great!" Suddenly she grabbed Li Hao's hand nervously and whispered, "Then be careful. If you go in, I'll accompany you." Holding you."

"It doesn't matter to me, you, a girl, must not have such thoughts!"

Li Hao's sharp eyes scanned the street again.Suddenly, the brilliance in his eyes disappeared, and when he looked again, he was almost like an ordinary country child.

In front, there was a fat old man, wearing a gorgeous silk dress, but it was greasy and sloppy, with a few gold and jade rings on his hands.

He staggered when he walked, as if he would fall to the ground.

It's him!

Instructing Xue Yue'er to wait in front first, Li Hao slowly approached the sloppy fat man and stayed close to him. When he came over, he helped him up and then walked to the front.

"This drunkard smells like alcohol. It's so easy to get this thing! Let's go, let's go to a restaurant to eat today. I haven't tasted anything in a restaurant for a long time."

She took Xue Yue'er's little hand and ran towards the restaurant. When she waited at the door of a restaurant, she found a swaying back, which was somewhat similar to the drunkard's back just now. Li Hao was so frightened that he couldn't help but stay on the spot. He didn't know who was entering. Still retreating, sweating all over my head.

Xue Yue'er greedily sniffed the aroma of the food in the restaurant and pulled Li Hao's thin hand: "Li Hao, let's go in quickly!"

Li Hao pointed at the fat man dangling at the door, and kept wandering in, with a look of horror on his face.

"Hey, what are you afraid of! The old guy is still behind, this is definitely not him!"

He pulled Li Hao and walked into the restaurant. When he was about to enter the door, the fat man suddenly shook and fell in front of Li Hao. Li Hao hurriedly held him up, shaking himself so much that he almost fell to the ground.

"Be careful!"

Li Hao felt that his heart was beating too fast and he couldn't bear it.

The fat man was stabilized by his support, stepped into the threshold of the restaurant, and shouted towards the inside: "Waiter, hurry up and bring me a jar of wine, a few vegetables, and a pot of braised pork. Two pounds of beef and three roast chickens.”

Staggeringly, he sat at the table next to the door where he had just finished eating.

A waiter wearing a white towel came out laughing and said, "Sir, are you here? Can you finish all the dishes you ordered?"

The fat man's drunken eyes squinted, "I can't finish it if I can't finish it. I don't know how to feed it to the dog! Why bother with you? Hurry up and serve the food!"

The waiter suddenly saw Li Hao and Xue Yue'er, their faces covered with black mud, and they were dressed in coarse cloth and wrinkled clothes. They said sharply: "Hey, where are these two little beggars? If you want to eat leftovers, go to the street first. Go in a minute! Go, go, go."

He took the hand towel he used to wipe the table and shook it, fearing that he would dirty his hands by pushing it.

Li Hao's face was swollen, and Xue Yue'er was even more angry. She pointed at the waiter and said, "Hey, blind your eyes! This lady is here to eat, not to beg for food. If you make me happy, Okay, wait a minute..."

Li Hao hurriedly covered her mouth.

"Hey! There is such an ugly lady! You are still rewarded, so you should take out the money first. Don't let it go for free. Even if you are beaten, the shopkeeper will still scold me!"

At this time, the fat drunkard who was already sitting muttered: "That's right, little brother! Take, take your money, take it out, it's over, look at this..."

The waiter put his hands on his hips and said, "Just come out with the money quickly and I'll let you in. Two wild children from the country who have gone to the city want to eat in a restaurant. Can you afford it? You'd better go buy two trowels!" "

At this time, Li Hao saw that the fat man in front of him was a little different from the previous fat man. There were no rings on his fat hands, and his clothes were cleaner than the previous one, without any greasy or black stains.This made Li Hao take a long breath and muttered softly, "It would be better if it wasn't him!"

Xue Yue'er was so angry that she was trembling with anger. She pushed Li Hao and said, "Why are you so dazed? Hurry up and take out the money and show it to this blind dog!"

Li Hao reached out and touched his sleeves, but there was nothing there. He then touched his arms again and again, but there was no trace of silver anywhere!

Seeing his anxious expression, the waiter in the store swayed one leg and raised his voice: "Did you forget it in the package? Open it and look for it!"

Xue Yue'er and Li Hao lowered their heads, wishing they could crawl into a hole in the ground, and turned around to run away.

The fat man, whose face was full of alcohol, took Li Hao's hand and said, "I tell you two little kids from the countryside, if you don't have money, don't imitate others and ask for a big meal. Otherwise, being beaten will be a trivial matter. If you give it away, If you are put in jail for ten days and a half, you will have to endure it!"

He pulled the two of them and pressed them towards his table, "Come on, I can't eat that much food by myself anyway. Instead of feeding it to the dogs, I might as well feed it to you two wild boys!"

Xue Yue'er was so angry that she threw his hand away, "Fuck you, I haven't eaten yet! Li Hao, let's go!"

Li Hao quickly stood up and prepared to run away with Xue Yue'er in a panic, "It's so irritating. Let's just eat it. What's more?"

We are compared to dogs!Might as well gnaw on a trowel! "

But the fat man's two fat palms were pressed against Li Hao's body, and he could not move at all.

The waiter laughed loudly, "Country boys are just wild boys. If you don't have money, you have no money. How can you imitate young masters and young ladies in drinking? Why don't you get out of here!"

Then he kindly reminded the drunken fat man, "Master, don't be deceived by them!"

Seeing that Li Hao was still sitting there, Xue Yue'er was so angry that she stretched out her hand to twist his ears, "You should hurry up and let others laugh at us!"

Li Hao grimaced in pain and sucked in the cold air. He wanted to stand up, but the fat man pinned him down on the table. He could only protect his ears and screamed: "Hey, hey, hey, it's about to break, let go!" "

Only then did Xue Yuer realize that Li Hao was pinned down on the table by the fat man, and turned to push the fat man, "You fat drunkard, let go quickly! We won't eat."

But the fat man remained motionless, ignoring Xue Yue'er, and shouted loudly at the waiter who was still watching the show: "Hey, uncle is starving to death, why don't you pack up your things quickly and serve wine and food!"

The sudden roar frightened everyone else in the store, let alone the fat man and Li Hao in front of them.Li Hao felt that his ears were stung by tens of thousands of bees, but they still couldn't get rid of them.

The waiter in the shop was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, while Xue Yue'er just frowned. The fat man's drunken eyes flashed away, and then returned to the drunken and hazy eyes before, "Little girl, you can't be so aggressive, be careful. Your sweetheart will run away with someone else!"

Xue Yue'er looked at Li Hao being held down by him and refused to let go. He said he was drunk but it didn't sound like he was drunk. She couldn't make up her mind for a moment. When she heard this, she lowered her head and spat, "You are so shameless! Let go quickly, we have to leave." ”

The fat old man sat down next to Li Hao. He put a fat hand on Li Hao's shoulder, forcing Li Hao to sit hunched over. "Why are you so serious? He is not your crush. Just leave." Well, I won’t keep you either.”

Xue Yue'er was so angry that she pointed at the fat man, "You... let go quickly, or I'll be rude to you!"

The fat man turned around and sprayed him with the smell of alcohol, "I said I would treat you two wild boys to a drink, and I will definitely treat you to a drink. I will never throw it to the wild dogs again! Everything I, Mr. Hu, said does not count. Yes! Little girl, if you want to drink, just sit down. If you don’t want to drink, just go away."

Xue Yue'er was made very uncomfortable by his breath of alcohol. It was smelly and fishy, ​​and she felt like gagging. She raised her eyebrows and used her palms as a knife to slash at the fat man's neck.

Li Hao was so frightened that he quickly blocked it with his hands and exclaimed: "Sister Yue'er, don't want it! You'd better go and wait for me outside."

After all, it was still a step too late. Xue Yue'er's swift palm was too fast and hit the fat man's neck directly with a "crack" sound.

"Wow! I can't tell that this ugly country girl has some tricks up her sleeve!"

"That old drunkard really needs to take a nap this time!"

In the restaurant, there were also many men with swords and knives drinking. Seeing this scene, they were all waiting to see the show of the drunkard and fat old man.

The fat old man turned to Xue Yue'er as if nothing had happened, "Young girl, if you see my back is itchy, please help me scratch it? Just a few more times, come on, it feels so good!"

"Snapped"!

Several people who were drinking looked at the fat man blankly. The wine glasses in their hands fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

Those with the guys nodded, "That's right! This old man is okay. Don't mess with him if nothing happens."

Xue Yue'er was so frightened that she took two or three steps back and looked at her palms in shock. One of her palms could break nine bricks. Even though the force was reduced a bit, nothing would happen. ah!

"Hey, are you okay?" Li Hao asked with concern, seeing Xue Yue'er in a daze as if she was frightened.

"Hey, you girl, if you don't want to help me rub it, don't be afraid. If you want to wait for your sweetheart, just sit here obediently. If you don't have the courage, just stand outside."

Xue Yue'er lowered her head and didn't know what she was thinking. Suddenly she raised her neck and said, "I'm not afraid!" She sat down next to Li Hao.

The fat old man nodded, "Well, he's brave enough and very fierce! Alas, I just don't know whether this skinny boy will be lucky or unlucky in the future!"

"Brother, you said that country girl, although she knows a few tricks, is dark and wrinkled, has flat breasts, and is terribly ugly, but her voice is so delicate and beautiful, it's really strange!"

"It's flat, it's a little flat, but on the face..."

The drunkard suddenly approached Li Hao's ear and said, "Your wife's disguise has been exposed!"

Li Hao and Xue Yue'er both trembled and looked at each other nervously, "Is everything going to be okay?"

"What's the matter? Not many people dare to ask me, Fatty Hu! Hey, do you two eat? If not, I'll feed it to the dogs."

Xue Yue'er twisted her eyebrows again and pulled Li Hao, "Let's go!"

However, Li Hao was pinned down by Fatty Hu's fat hands. He couldn't move where he was, and he couldn't be beaten again and again. Xue Yuer was so angry that he sat down again, sulking.

The table next to him said, "Brother, that old guy is so crazy! Let's go over and try that old guy's skills?"

The bearded man known as Big Brother pushed him down and said, "Sit down and don't do anything bad! This place is not like in our basin."

"But, but..."

The bearded man picked up a piece of fat and blocked his mouth, "Eat your food!"

Li Hao was held down by Fatty Hu and sat there motionless, not eating.

Fatty Hu looked at Li Hao's thin frame and tutted, "Look at you, you are as skinny as a skeleton and can be blown away by the wind. You need to eat more fat to replenish your body." He picked up a large piece of fat and went to Li Hao stuffed it in his mouth.

Li Hao naturally closed his mouth tightly. When the fat piece held by Fatty Hu was still a little away from Li Hao's mouth, the hand pressing on Li Hao's neck suddenly moved, causing Li Hao to yell "Ah!" in pain. , Old Man Hu took advantage of the opportunity and stuffed the fat meat into Li Hao's mouth. When he closed his mouth, Li Hao swallowed the piece of fat directly into his stomach.

Li Hao swallowed the fat he had just swallowed and opened his mouth to curse. Fatty Hu stuffed another piece of fat over him and touched him again, making Li Hao chuckle.

"Good boy, you are so obedient! As long as it tastes good, you don't need to be so happy. You have to do this from now on and eat more fat!"

Xue Yue'er looked at Li Hao happily eating fat meat, pouting and turning his head.

"Your wife is too timid and afraid of eating, so just..."

Xue Yue'er suddenly picked up a piece of fat and stuffed it into her mouth. She swallowed it with her eyes closed without even taking a bite, and then stared at Old Man Hu.

Li Hao swallowed the fat and opened his mouth to speak. Fatty Hu picked up a big fat chicken leg and said, "Children have to do it by themselves. Don't be too lazy. I have to feed the old man."

Li Hao grabbed the chicken drumstick with his bare hands and stopped there, as if he was really grabbing the drumstick and tasting it slowly.

"Yes, that's how you behave!"

Old Man Hu patted his shoulder, picked up a glass of wine, and sipped it slowly without looking at Xue Yuer, "What are you eating? Are you taking poison? You don't even dare to taste it. You are still too timid." !”