Naruto, the ghost of Naruto

Minghua thought about it deeply and then stopped thinking about it.

It's none of his business, he likes big breasts.

Tsuna stared closely at Orochimaru's endless chest, smiled awkwardly, and said: "So you are a woman, a woman, haha..."

It’s not impossible to look at her appearance, she’s very androgynous, and it’s hard to tell whether she’s male or female. When she was a child, she was easily thought of as a handsome girl wearing men’s clothes when she was wearing men’s clothes. But when she grew up, no one would think that, and she was wearing men’s clothes. Maru's voice became hoarse for some reason. If they were exposed to each other for a while, people would no longer doubt "his" gender...

"Orochimaru, are you a woman?"

The Third Hokage also looked confused. He had never thought about this problem, because Orochimaru's qualities from childhood to adulthood were no less than those of the strongest men. To be honest, if it weren't for the heart-shaking evil hidden in his heart, He must have passed the position of Fourth Hokage to Orochimaru.

"No one asked me."

Orochimaru frowned slightly. In her opinion, it didn't matter whether he was a boy or a girl. Apart from the fact that his life quality was better than that of a weaker male, special techniques were needed to make up for it.

"I heard from Orochimaru that he was bleeding down there..."

Jiraiya shouted, but after seeing Orochimaru's sinister eyes, he immediately did not dare to say any more.

"That's what it is, that's what it is..."

The Third Hokage smiled awkwardly and lifted the dungeon technique.

Jiraiya crawled out of the thick soil, turned into a playful and smiling face, and said with a smile: "Princess, who is this handsome young man? Your little boyfriend..."

"Yes, my little boyfriend, but I still have to examine him carefully and let him chase me for a few more years." Tsuna said with a smile, and then pulled Minghua and Haitang away together.

Minghua couldn't help but be a little surprised, but he was also very happy. Although it was mostly a joke, he could establish a relationship and pursue it slowly.

"You're already so old, why are you talking about inspections..."

Jiraiya couldn't help but shook his head, then looked at the third generation and asked: "By the way, where is Minato's precious son? Where does he live? Although it is a little early and he cannot be trained into a great ninja in advance, there is still a lot of life left. The truth can be taught..."

"Cough cough cough..." The Third Hokage coughed violently, as if he had a serious illness.

"He is it!"

Orochimaru glanced at the immature boy following Tsunade without thinking too much.

"what?"

Jiraiya's face was full of doubts.

The third generation Hokage stopped coughing and said earnestly: "One is the first generation and the other is the fourth generation. The fourth generation can only make some small sacrifices, very small. It seems that the first generation granddaughter will not be like this to Xiao Ming looking for a little wife. If you get angry about something, you can still control it..."

"..."

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Mountain wilderness.

Minghua and Jiraiya stood face to face with serious faces.

"I told you in advance that if you dare to approach my aunt, I will chop you to death."

Minghua said every word carefully.

"Am I like this kind of person?" Jiraiya, who maintained a serious expression, suddenly wanted to vomit blood. No matter what he did, he couldn't be kind to the younger generation.

"Simply."

Minghua didn't say anything more. He quickly broke the forged heavenly sword out of its sheath. A dark sea appeared faintly, floating around. The bright long sword broke out in his hand. Even if it touched the ground, it still had a solemn look. The murderous intent in prison is chilling.

Water itself is not very powerful, it can even be said to be soft.

But it is able to store up extremely majestic power. Originally, Minghua could only send out sword nets all over his body, but with the presence of Fang Minghai, he was able to gather the sword nets together and turn them into an absolutely sharp sword blade.

"Good good."

Jiraiya nodded quickly. In addition to not having this intention, he also noticed that the extremely frightening long sword was aimed at him in two directions, one between his eyebrows and the other under his lower abdomen. The five-inch position...the second position is the primary target.

"..."

Minghua put away his sword silently, and then asked, "Why are you here with me?"

"I can come to you even if I have nothing to do. Your name is 'Naruto', but you are the protagonist in the novel I wrote..." Jiraiya said with a hum.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought of a good new name called 'Minghua', what do you think..."

Minghua blinked and said.

"I came to you to ask you to sign an equal contract with the best blessed place in the world, 'Mt. Miaomu'. I feel that I can't teach you anything anymore. I can only let the Great Toad Sage teach you life experience..." Jiraiya didn't want to If you want to say more, just like Minghua wishes, let's get to the point directly.

"Miaomu Mountain, one of the three blessed places..." Minghua looked solemn, "But -"

"but what……"

Zilai also raised his eyebrows.

"Don't you feel that time has sped up a lot when you were at Miaomu Mountain?" Minghua said seriously.

"How is this possible? Although it is a blessed land, the speed of time..."

Zilai also frowned.

"But look at Tsuna and Orochimaru..." Naruka interrupted, "Both of them are much younger than you."

"I feel vaguely now that my one minute is only 1 seconds long. This power is so weird that it can steal people's lives invisibly..." Minghua shuddered.

"This……"

Jiraiya couldn't help but panic.

"Hey, where's the contract? I'll sign it quickly!" Minghua stretched out his hand and changed his face in the blink of an eye.

"Hey——, didn't you just say..."

Jiraiya's eyes widened.

"I'm happy to be renewed. He changed the world. Relatively speaking, just a few seconds is nothing..."

Minghua said with a smile.

In fact, it was Gesu who said that there was a Kirin Tear Grass in Miaomu Mountain.

There is only one year left until baptism time, which must be obtained.

Of course, the words spoken also come from the heart.

Soon, under the speechless Jiraiya, he signed the contract and went to see the Great Toad Sage in person. It was extremely extraordinary. The huge chakra contained in its body could exert the ability to foresee the future.He has experienced hundreds of battles and has an unfathomable level of knowledge. He once chatted and laughed with the immortals of the Six Paths. He is familiar with the basic laws of the existence of all things in the world, and is especially good at praying for blessings.

The Great Toad Immortal sat upright and looked at him, sighing, and then ordered the toad to hand over the "Qilin Tear Grass" to Minghua who had not yet said anything. This made him particularly happy, and he was already thinking about whether to arrange a world for him. The great formation uses one second of all sentient beings as its material to worship such a great elder.

Qilin is an auspicious animal.

According to legend, it stepped on the clouds just to avoid hurting the beasts.

The origin of the Kirin Tear Grass is that the Kirin pities the miserable living beings, so those who shed tears containing part of their own power, stain the grass and trees, and eat the Tear Grass can avoid disasters.

In fact, Minghua just got a piece of grass, but it has not declined for thousands of years, which is the ultimate miracle.