Marvel's Monster Hunter World

When the beautiful shopping guide approached, she saw that handsome face that seemed familiar, and then suddenly said: "Hey, you are not the Flame Knight from a few days ago."

"Uh, yes." Watson didn't expect that he would save two people like this. There should be no shortage of such people in New York City.

"Someone tweeted the scene of you fighting before rescuing someone. It was really cool."

"Volt Fight Video"

"It seems to have been recorded by a young man in the building. Everyone is guessing about your true identity."

Watson watched their conversation and said quickly as it attracted more and more people's attention.

"Hey, actually I don't want to attract attention, so keep it quiet, okay? Also, I need a few sets of different styles of underwear for my girlfriend. Do you have any good recommendations?"

"Walter, you already have a girlfriend, okay, what are her measurements?" The little girl was obviously disappointed after hearing this, but she quickly showed her professionalism.

"916391" Watson said while looking at the various styles around him, wondering if he should choose something special to go back.

"Oh, your girlfriend has a really nice figure. Just wait a moment and I'll pick some for you, and then you decide. How about that?"

"Of course it's the best." Watson saw the beautiful shopping guide going to choose, and then he started shopping around.

"Hey, what do you think of these?" The shopping guide lady came over with several sets, whether they were sexy, pure, or interesting.

"Wrap everything for me." At this moment, there was a sudden noise outside the store, and then a man holding a pistol suddenly ran in from the door of the store. The man who just entered the door saw that it was an underwear store.

He was slightly startled, and then he heard a mean voice coming from the door: "Oh~ Our little rabbit didn't run away. Wow, man, if I were you, I would stop and admire that lace piece." I want to buy it for Vanessa.”

A man wearing a red and black uniform with two panda eyes on his face ran up to the shopping guide: "Hey beauty, how much does that black lace piece cost?"

At this moment, the man with the gun reacted, turned around, fired a shot at the man, and then immediately ran forward.

"Ah"

The people in the store finally reacted when they heard the gunfire and ran away quickly.

Only the beautiful shopping guide was about to leave when she saw the man in front of her standing quietly. Then she remembered that the man in front of her was the new hero Flame Knight, so she stood there expectantly.

The man who was shot touched the bloody hole in his chest, and suddenly cursed in annoyance: "Fuck, now I'm going to make Vanessa do the laundry again. You bastard, stop right there. You're gone. How can I get the money to give it to Vanessa?" Buy underwear”

"Fuck you damn mutant." The man with the gun watched him being shot but nothing happened. He quickly ran forward again. When passing by Watson and the beautiful shopping guide, he directly grabbed the bag in the hands of the beautiful shopping guide and threw it at him. Deadpool throws it

Snapped

"What kind of underwear bomb is this?"

Watson, who was watching a play, saw that the underwear he bought for Natasha was thrown away, and his pupils shrank instantly. No one noticed that there seemed to be a slight change in his pupils.

Watson took a step forward, grabbed the man with the gun by the neck, and swung him upwards.

He made him do a 360-degree flip in the air, slapped it on the ground, and then stepped on it.

"Hey, I should thank you for helping me subdue this bastard, but are these underwear yours? I don't mean anything else. Don't worry, I never discriminate against any gays. I have to say that you have a good taste, and as a thank you, I am willing to help you. How about introducing a lot of people like you?”

Watson, who turned his head, looked at the man in front of him who was talking endlessly with interest.

Wade, the famous Deadpool and one of Marvel’s four biggest talkers

But he is indeed the meanest person. He is so mean that he has no bottom line.

But Deadpool suddenly covered his butt: "I said I would introduce Fake to you, but don't look at me with that ambiguous look. I already have my own spiritual harbor."

When Watson heard Deadpool's words, he rolled his eyes helplessly, but then he thought about it. He hadn't moved his muscles since he had been back for so long. Now that he had encountered someone who couldn't be killed, he thought of this and Watson became playful and said, "Those are me. I bought a gift for my girlfriend, but now, I definitely can’t ask for it anymore, so I need to compensate, and now, this person belongs to me.”

At this time, Jet ran in from outside the store with a gun. When he saw Watson, he quickly asked: "Sir, what happened? I heard gunshots."

"It's okay, just wait for me at the door."

Deadpool saw the man who ran in front of him and blocked him and said angrily: "Hey man, it's my time to speak." Then he stepped forward and pushed Jett behind and said to Watson: "Man, you can't do this. He is my money and I use it to buy gifts for my girlfriend.”

"So, he means that one of us will not have a girlfriend gift."

When Deadpool heard these words, his pair of panda eyes narrowed into a straight line, he reached out and pulled out the two knives from his back and said: "It seems that's right. If this is the case, then I can only pity your girlfriend. There will be one who is killed." These two knives penetrated the anus of my boyfriend”

Taking the bait~ Watson, who couldn't help but smile, looked at Deadpool and said, "Let's go to a cleaner place. It's not good to hurt the little beauty and some flowers and plants here~" After saying that, Watson turned to the side. The beautiful shopping guide said: "Please help me put the previous style into another bag. I want a new one. I will come back to pick it up later. Ah, Jett, wait for me at the door. Don't worry, it will be soon."

After Watson finished speaking, he picked up the girlfriend's gift and walked out of the store like a chicken.

Deadpool actually retracted his two knives, followed him out, and then said to Watson: "Why do I have a feeling that it is destined to meet you today?"

"Shut up and don't disgust me."

On a full moon night, the top of the Forbidden City. Bah, clear skies, Brooklyn Bridge

"Why skip the scene where we go from the underwear store to the Brooklyn Bridge? It's an insult to the audience's intelligence."

"No, no, it's not an insult to me, it's just a word count. Okay, let's get started. Now the gift from my girlfriend is the most important thing." After hearing this, Watson felt that he had brought the topic back and was led astray by this idiot. .