Marvel's Monster Hunter World
Chapter 40 Baby Deadpool and Baby Detective (2)
After hearing what Deadpool said, Watson thought for a moment and said, "If you look at what happened last night, it's a good match. Don't look at me with that look. It's only the second day that we've become boyfriend and girlfriend, counting today."
"Then I should congratulate you, but having said that, Vanessa and I are very compatible. We are like two puzzle pieces. Although each has a strange shape, we can be put together to form a complete picture."
When talking about Vanessa, Deadpool's wife showed a smile of happiness and a little bit of pride.
Just as Deadpool was talking, he suddenly discovered that there were no traces of the knife he had stabbed on Watson's left shoulder.
"Oh, Fakwade, what are you doing?" Watson, who was about to say something, suddenly felt a little pain on the back of his left hand. He quickly pulled his hand away and turned around to find that Deadpool had stabbed him with a knife.
"Um, I'm sorry, does it hurt? I just noticed that you seemed to be like me. I remember my knife clearly penetrated it, but why is there only such a small hole in your armor? This is not the size of my knife."
"I don't know, my super regenerative armor knife will heal slowly after you pull it out." Watson boasted seriously.
"Wow~oh~damn why didn't I?" Deadpool looked envious again after hearing this.
"I think you look pretty good in this outfit." Watson looked at the even more frustrated Deadpool and said, "Okay, if I have a chance in the future, I'll give you a set. How about it?"
Deadpool immediately raised his head and said with a look of surprise: "Really, my God, I told you that it was fate to meet you today, Farke. If it weren't for me that I couldn't betray Vanessa, I would definitely Give you a super sweet kiss”
"I won't give it to you no matter how disgusting it is." After saying that, Watson suddenly asked: "Wade, do you feel that sometimes when you communicate with your dear Vanessa, she doesn't have much interest? "
“No, never before”
"Are you sure, for example, your favorite, mighty?"
"nonono, it's not Wham, it's Wham~ the band."
Watson continued: "Yes, Vanessa's reaction at the time was as dull as mine."
"Yeah, it seems so, but"
"But she will change her tone soon, right?"
"How do you know, Frank, that you are the screenwriter?"
Watson patted her shoulder and said, "That only proves that Vanessa is a good girl and she loves you very much."
"I love her too"
"Okay, then let me ask the next question first, what is the most sincere love words you have ever said to her?"
"I love you."
Watson suppressed a smile and continued: "No more." It was so fun to fool Deadpool.
“Do The Empire Strikes Back Jokes Count?”
"Not really. In fact, I think with your eloquence, you don't need love words, because you also said that you are mainly in tune with each other. But sometimes, as a woman, she can also use some disgusting words to spice things up, right? "Watson continued to lie seriously.
"Then what should I do and buy a Shakespeare collection?"
"No need for me"
Ding detected that there were two high-level energy bodies appearing 5 kilometers to the west, telling Ludo. The fluctuations of this energy body were consistent with the fluctuations of the previous brainwave invasion.
Yeah, it’s consistent with the previous brainwave intrusion.
System, can you mark this energy fluctuation?
Ding OK.
Label this fluctuation named mutant.
"Wade, it's time for me to leave. You take this guy with you, and I have to go back to get my own girlfriend's gift."
"Wait a minute, you haven't told me which Shakespeare collection I should buy," Deadpool said in confusion as he looked at Watson who stood up.
"Next time you have a chance, give me your pen to use. It seems your father is here." Watson wrote his contact information on Deadpool's mask.
After hearing this, Deadpool stood up and said: "My dad, Shooter, I have to leave too. I don't want to break my hand again. Also, thank you for writing on my mask, letting me and my former roommate Just as blind”
"Bye~"
Ding Complete the Hidden Mission: The Man Who Breaks the Fourth Wall.
Even if he breaks the tenth wall, you're still a stranger to him.
Fight it and take advantage Completed
Mission reward: Any dragon level evolution essence x1, Ancestral dragon essence x1, lottery points x200
System, what is this?
Ding any dragon's level evolution essence x1 can upgrade any existing dragon from lower level to upper level.
Good thing, Jiaoye seems to be ready for an upgrade~ The other one is the Essence of Zulong, which sounds awesome.
Ding doesn’t know.
I think you think it’s been a long time since I told you to trash the system, right?
Watson returned to the Victorias Secret store again.
Jet ran over quickly after seeing Watson: "Sir, Chief Romanov asked me to tell you that what you asked for has been delivered."
Well, Watson asked doubtfully: "Why didn't she tell me herself?"
"I reported that the chief and the mutant Deadpool were out. Chief Romanoff said that he was afraid of disturbing you."
Watson looked at this young agent with a strange look. Why is this kid so honest?
However, Natasha is quite considerate and rewards her when she goes back~
Thinking of this, Watson opened his mouth and said, "Okay, wait for me, I haven't paid yet."
Swipe your card~
Consumption: 9021~
He took the already wrapped gift and turned around and walked out of the store.
Kacha~
"Natasha, where are you when I'm back?"
When Watson walked in, the first thing he saw was two unconscious men lying on the ground.
He frowned involuntarily and walked towards the stairs without paying any attention.
Just as he walked to the stairs, there suddenly seemed to be a black shadow above his head. Watson, who was about to summon the armor, suddenly smelled the familiar fragrance from last night, so he had to stretch out his hands to hug the troublemaker.
Unexpectedly, I still underestimated how mischievous she was.
Watson, who was not prepared to resist by Peng, was directly sat on the ground.
Natasha looked down at the man under her and said with a smile: "Don't worry Honey~ I just took a shower~"
"Well, I can smell it. The aroma of malt is better. Come on down, baby. Do you want to use this posture to choose your own gifts? And" Watson suddenly saw Natasha's thin shirt being stretched up, showing off The perfect curve suddenly frowned: "Have you been wearing this all the time?"
"Anxiety, dear~ I opened the door in advance, and I didn't go downstairs when they sent the person here~"
"So they are the two people who attacked Aunt Lia"
Hearing this, Watson's eyes changed slightly again, but this time the keen Natasha noticed it.
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