Uzumaki Naruto who doesn't want to make trouble

"The story ends here. According to your girls' hobbies, the ending is that the girl and the boy live happily together."

The Third Hokage sighed and finally finished telling the story. As for the effect...

"Awesome...cute boy...hehehehe..."

Hey, hey, friend Ino, your expression is so strange, your saliva is about to flow out. Don't be so rude in front of the elderly.

"Can I also be happy? Where is the gentle and lovely boy?"

And you, Miss Haruno Sakura, your focus is wrong, right? Why are you all so obsessed with cute boys? Is this story about me, an old man, in vain?

Wiping away the sweat, Mr. Hokage felt that if these two children went back to 30 or [-] years ago, they would probably start a bloody storm with the girl.

"Ahem, what do you think after hearing this story?"

"Hokage-sama, please tell me who is the protagonist of the story. Who is the cute boy? No, who is the cute uncle? Does he have a child? Is the boy gentle and cute?"

Ino kept talking, wishing he could check his household registration and find the gentle and handsome son of the handsome uncle in his heart.

"Calm down, it's rude of you to come to the door like this."

The Third Hokage felt that feeling of powerlessness came back. Are all children like this now? Forget about Naruto, that naughty kid, what's going on with you two girls?

Is it true that the current trend for girls is to find boyfriends and fall in love? I, an old man like me, can’t hold it in. Back then, children in Tsunade’s time were not so obsessed with each other. Is this a generation gap?

"Hokage-sama, may I ask..."

Seeing Sakura speak, the Third Hokage cheered up. In his eyes, Haruno Sakura, a girl from a commoner family, was today's protagonist.

As for Ino... Grandpa, please, can you stop adding drama to yourself? The handsome, gentle and cute boy that Grandpa wants to sell today was called a pervert by you a few months ago.

That unlucky kid hits and curses you. If you really want to come to your door, you will lose your life.

"If...if I, if I go to a ninja school to study, I will be bullied by others, and then I will be noticed by a cute boy, I will fight with the people who bully me during school, I will be kidnapped by an enemy ninja after graduation, and finally I will be attracted by a cute young hero. Can you gain happiness by saving beauty?"

Faced with this wave of fierce and fierce questions, Lord Hokage felt that his knees were a little weak.Could it be that as we get older, osteoporosis begins to recur?

The Third Hokage, who was almost up to his waist, forced himself to calm down. The tricks he saw today were also hard to guard against.

"Sakura, what matters is not how you experience something, but whether a boy stands up and expresses his feelings to you."

For this reason, the Third Hokage almost named him: Girl, do you still remember the naughty kid who confessed to you before? Get married next time you see me. Grandpa looks after you.

"Before the boy who expressed his feelings to me"

"Wait a minute, Sakura, you're not looking for that perverted idiot with golden hair, are you?"

"Ino, Naruto-kun is not a bad person."

"I object. That guy is a pervert. How can you let a sheep slip into a tiger's mouth?"

Ino, who was still thinking about the gentle and cute boy, quickly came to her senses and wanted to extinguish the "terrible" thoughts in her best friend's mind.

The Third Hokage, who was watching the two people, looked happy. After quickly hiding his expression, he began to make suggestions with a kind face: "Naruto, you guys know Naruto. That kid is pretty good. He is a good prospect."

Resisting the urge to feel nauseated, Lord Hokage sincerely praised a certain naughty kid.

"Hokage-sama, don't you know how disgusting an idiot that bastard is? He's also a pervert who likes to transform into a girl and watch girls go to the toilet."

Ino bala bala bala bala bala bala bala bala bala bala bala bala b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b talk of view of Naruto, what a pervert, a toilet maniac, a super adult scumbag whose thoughts are not right and should be hung up under a street lamp to dry himself.

Sakura was determined to protect Naruto, and she still had a crush on the boy who had confessed to him.But Ino's criticism was also righteous, leaving her wondering what to do.

"Actually, you have misunderstood Naruto. He is a good boy."

"Hokage-sama, that guy is a pervert." Upon hearing this, Ino immediately raised her voice and retorted aggressively to the Third Hokage.

"Grandpa Hokage, is there something hidden in this?" Sakura looked expectant, hoping that things would turn around. It was hard for her to believe that a five-year-old boy of the same age could be so nasty.

"Ahem, Grandpa knows the truth of the matter. There is a reason why Naruto turned into a girl."

Just as the Third Hokage was telling his prepared speech step by step, the farce in Kakashi's family had come to an end.

"Mr. Kakashi, please believe me now, I'm not playing with fire at home at all."

The proud naughty boy put away his moves, a few more wisps of smoke filled the room, and there was a pile of paper ashes on the table.

Hatake shook his head and wiped his sweat. In the face of that extremely dangerous and violent corrosive force, he almost thought he would die.

"Naruto, you control your power very well." Yes, if you don't control it well, I, a great Konoha technician, will die from this. Every time I play this at home, it is more exciting than playing with fire.

"Then, I think you also know your identity." Kakashi suddenly became serious, which made Naruto feel the mental pressure and made him subconsciously sit upright.

What does Mr. Kakashi want? Tell me his life experience. But I already know it, and I don’t care. Then what expression should I use? If Sakura knows my life experience, will she change her mind?

"You are the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki"

"Um"

"The Nine-Tailed Man's Pillar Power"

"Clam"

"Human Power"

"Oh."

"I, you are a Jinchuuriki."

Wuwukai yelled this sentence manically. He couldn't figure out how this unlucky child could be so calm. His reaction was different from what he expected.

"I know, Mr. Kyuubi lived with me."

"Kyuubi told you"

Kakashi narrowed his eyes, and he began to guess Kyuubi's premeditation. Kyuubi knew a lot of things, possibly even including the fact that Naruto was the biological child of his teacher, the Fourth Hokage.

"What did Kyuubi say to you?" Gogokai asked cautiously.

"Mr. Kyuubi just thought I was interesting, so he lent me his power and wanted to know what I would become in the future. That's what Mr. Kyuubi is like."

Naruto was not blushing or out of breath, and his extremely sincere attitude made even Kyuubi who was observing in secret couldn't help but laugh.

The conversation between Kyuubi and Naruto is actually very simple, just Naruto: "I want it."

Kyuubi: "Okay, take it."

Kakashi felt that things were not that simple. After thinking about it, he could only curse inwardly that the Nine-Tails Change five years ago was too fucked up.

"Naruto, this power cannot be used lightly. Promise me not to use the power of the tailed beast in the village, let alone use this power against the people in the village."

Kakashi looked at Naruto seriously. Although this was just a verbal agreement, Kakashi needed a guarantee, even if it was just a verbal guarantee from a five-year-old naughty child.

Although the emergence of a perfect Jinchuuriki is gratifying, if replaced by a naughty child who is immature in all aspects, this is just a time bomb.

Kakashi, no, the Third Hokage needs a commitment, even if it is just a verbal word without guarantee.