The Great Winter Soldier

Wade arrived on time, wearing a cheap tracksuit with a hood on his head and a plastic clown mask on his face. wqu It seems like he doesn’t want to scare people, but his dress is already in the category of a weird uncle

"Nicole, Nicole, my little Nicole~" Wade drove a shabby car that might be scrapped at any time. It made the sound of a hand-operated tractor and parked at the door of the bar. Wade quickly After opening the car door and seeing Nicole greeting him, Wade bumped the car door with his butt and closed the door. Such a playful movement appeared on the body of a sturdy man, making Xia Tian couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body.

"Ha~ Nicole, you didn't turn into a ghost like me. It turns out that God really exists in this world. But why do you want to be a mutant? This is not good, Nicole, you are very unbehaved." Wade said on his side Shaking his head, spraying bullets from his mouth like a machine gun, he approached Nicole step by step.

"Of course God exists." Nicole nodded in agreement and glanced at Xia Tian not far away, "He is the creator of both of us, isn't he?"

"Don't call him so noble. He has asked me to start training you. He wants to maximize your value and serve him. He is an evil slave master. He will squeeze out the last bit of energy from you. ." Wade said while approaching Nicole, trying to get close to Nicole's ear, as if to study a plan to slaughter Xia Tian together.

Nicole put a hand on Wade's face wearing a clown mask, stopping Wade from getting closer.

Summer was very self-aware and turned around to get into the car, leaving space for Wade and Nicole. For Wade, Summer is the devil among devils, while Nicole is the angel among angels.

Xia Tian knew that the task of recruiting Wade to join the team not only required time, but also required a certain opportunity to connect himself with Wade. It also required Nicole's sidelines. This kind of thing definitely did not happen overnight. If we can meet with Vanessa at the right time, and if the four of us have another gathering, or even some more family activities, this thing may be successful.

"Yes, get in the car obediently and leave your time to the two of us. Black-hearted boss, coward, stubborn young man, yellow-skinned devil, obediently stay in your car and don't get out." Xia Tian was completely defeated amidst Wade's curses. , if Xia Tian didn't have his own little plan, he really didn't want to face this blabbering lunatic. This also made Xia Tian clearly realize the difficulty of life. If he had to make a request to form a team at the moment, he would undoubtedly be rejected. .

"Okay, the devil has been scolded by the great Captain Deadpool and escaped, and all that's left is my beautiful angel." Wade cursed all the way until Xia Tian closed the car door, then turned his head and looked at Nicole in front of him. Regarding Wade didn't act like a jerk to this woman who took good care of him and gave him hope in life during the most difficult and painful time. At most, she was just a bit of a talker.

"What Captain Deadpool?" Nicole looked at Wade in confusion. Nicole had no worries about being alone with Wade. During the difficult transformation process, Nicole saw the most essential thing in Wade's heart. Although this guy was unforgiving and his behavior was quite bad, he was a responsible and enthusiastic man. , a brave fighter.

"Yes, that's my name. After Vanessa and I came back, when we came to the Margarita Bar to celebrate, I gave myself a famous name, Deadpool. You know, the previous paragraph The time spent searching for doctors and this honeymoon journey have already spent all my savings. I need to take orders and tasks. I need money. I want to make Vanessa the happiest woman in the world. So I I'm ready to start my mercenary career again, hehe, Deadpool, what about this name? It's very cool. I can't wait." Once Wade starts speaking, it will definitely not stop in two or three sentences. In the end, Nicole crushed the clown mask with one hand and blocked his mouth. However, Wade still made a "wuwu" sound from his mouth.

"The point." Nicole frowned. She felt Xia Tian's pain, and Wade was buzzing in her ears like a big fly.

"Ha" Wade took a breath, held his face with both hands, and looked at Nicole with fiery eyes, "You are so cool, as cold as before, but your

Your behavior betrays you. You are so attentive and considerate in taking care of me. I think I have fallen in love with you. "

Nicole punched Wade directly in the face.

"" Wade held his nose, not feeling any pain at all, but shouted in surprise, "This is why I was promoted to Captain Deadpool. From today on, you are my Deadpool team." You don’t have a famous name yet, do you? That’s not okay. From now on, you will be called the female Deadpool.”

Nicole rubbed her temples in distress, why is this mentor completely different from Xia Tian? Can't she be a little more aware of being a mentor? Can she be more mature and steady?

"Of course, after I recruit more team members in the future, you will be promoted to Female Deadpool No. 1, and they will move down one by one, until Female Deadpool No. 99, and we will establish a huge Deadpool Army." Wei I don’t know when De came up to me again.

"What are you talking about, is there a real or fake Deadpool in the Mutant Frenzy universe? Don't keep talking to me. What nonsense? I'm really crazy about parallel universes." Wade's thinking jumped away again, this sentence , obviously not talking to Nicole, but talking to himself.

"I've seen your good power. Is there anything else you can show me?" Wade flashed in front of Nicole and waved his hand in front of Nicole's face, attracting Nicole's attention. "Hello, is anyone here? "

Nicole had a sullen face, arched her legs, pulled out a dagger from her boots, and plunged it directly into her abdomen.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing? Are you crazy?" Deadpool looked at Nicole's gradually healing lower abdomen after the dagger was pulled out. There was no wound or scar.

For Nicole, who has experienced hell, this pain is nothing at all, and can even be ignored.

"Damn damn brat, why can she keep that charming face, but I can't? You hate Captain Deadpool's handsome appearance, right?" Wade yelled at the Grand Cherokee, stamping his feet and swearing.

Xia Tian, ​​who was concentrating with his eyes closed in the car, obviously heard Wade's words, and cursed fiercely in his heart: Go and ask Wolverine, damn, if you can disfigure Wolverine, I will disfigure Nicole too. You are a disgrace to the "self-healing" world. Did you know that there are many people who can heal themselves? Who is like you, with skin like a irradiated Shar-Pei?

The two people outside the car obviously couldn't hear Xia Tian's inner curses and were still having a conversation.

"Shut up." Nicole's voice was extremely cold, trying to make her language clear and concise, as if she wanted to influence Wade's style.

"Ah" Wade turned around and punched in the air, venting his dissatisfaction. After more than ten seconds, he turned around, as if with some regret, touched his chin with one hand, and asked, "What type do you like?" Lord Deadpool who likes to use weapons is omnipotent and can teach you all the fighting methods you want to learn."

This neurotic emotion comes and goes quickly, making it really unpredictable.

Before Nicole could speak, she heard Wade talking to himself.

"Of course, firearms are also necessary. Guns are the cutest toys for mercenaries." Wade suddenly slapped his head, "Ha, I can't let you fall into the name of Deadpool, and I can't let your physical talents go to waste. I will train you well and give you a training plan exclusive to Deadpool. In seven days, we will go to Mexico to perform a mission. I can’t wait to exhaust you every day, so that I can take good care of you. Yeah, role play, oh god, I love male nurses.”

Nicole wisely chose the information she needed and asked, "Why seven days later."

"Because Mr. Deadpool only accepts a mission every seven days. This is my classic style. You must also maintain the tradition." Wade put his arm around Nicole's shoulders and walked towards the bar step by step. "Now, female Deadpool No. 1, you should offer Captain Deadpool delicious food and hot drinks to make Captain Deadpool happy and comfortable, which will be very helpful for your future."

Wade felt a huge force coming from him, and then his body rose into the air and flew backwards. After realizing it, he uttered one word in the air: ""