Sword comes

After Cui Dongshan finished his rhetoric, he nodded lightly, very nice and witty, since no one refuted it, let it be assumed that you three worlds have agreed to this matter.

Zhou Mili held the golden pole and trekking stick in his arms, and clapped his hands briskly with the gold-lettered signboard of Luobashan Right Protector.

Cui Dongshan followed the six cyan stone bricks on the ground, and punched a set of eight punches. It was powerful, not fists, but sleeves crackling and fighting each other.

Cui Dongshan landed on the ground with both feet, facing the bamboo building and his back to the millet, suddenly twisted his waist and punched him. Seeing that the millet was confused, he had to remind him: "Eat my punch. The most invincible in heaven and earth !"

Millet quickly spun around in place for many times, and then sincerely praised: "Good punch!"

Cui Dongshan shook his sleeves, and said with a regretful face: "I never wanted to learn a peerless boxing technique, but still not be able to defeat the right guardian, that's all, let's treat it as an equal share, and fight again next time."

Xiao Mili scratched her face, she hadn't punched yet, she wasn't having fun.

Cui Dongshan swaggered to the stone table, Xiaomi Li quickly put the two housekeeping treasures on the table, pulled out his sleeves vigorously, took out several handfuls of melon seeds, and piled them in front of the big white goose. There is a place to use it.

Cui Dongshan licked the melon seeds, and asked casually: "Mili, is there anyone who bullies you? Even if you are a dumb lake monster, you must tell the little brother if you have been wronged the size of a melon seed. Don't you, little brother?" I don’t have any skills, I’m good at cursing, and I’m good at blocking doors.”

Zhou Mili folded her arms, her shoulders were higher and higher, wishing she could be higher than her little head, she sneered, "Big White Goose, you have been away from home for too long, and your head is not bright now, I am the only one who bullies others!"

So don't you all like to travel far away all the time.When you are away from home, if someone bullies you, I can't even take care of you.

Cui Dongshan hooked his body, licked melon seeds, and kept his mouth open, and said: "Xiaoli, there will be more and more people on the mountain in the future, and even if everyone does not travel far, there will be more and more things on the mountain. I can't chat with you so much, are you sad, angry?"

Zhou Mili laughed, "The big white goose said stupid things again. When I was a big water monster in Dumb Lake, for many, many years, no one talked to me all year round. How can I not be sad?"

Cui Dongshan suddenly realized, and said: "But those who pass by in a hurry are not your friends. If your friends ignore you, it will feel different."

Zhou Mili furrowed her two little yellow eyebrows, thought for a long time, and counted the good friends in her heart one by one, and finally the little girl tentatively asked: "Can you say a word with me for a year?" ?”

Cui Dongshan stopped eating melon seeds and said with a smile, "It must be possible."

Zhou Mili said in a low voice, "Two sentences are not too much."

Cui Dongshan asked with a smile: "When will you take me to Hongzhu Town and Yuye River?"

Zhou Mili blinked, "Let's talk about it after the good mountain master comes home."

As long as she squats in the bamboo box of the good man, the little girl in black can be as brave as two grains of rice.

As long as she knew that the good mountain master was on his way home, she would dare to go down the mountain alone and go to Hongzhu Town to pick him up.

Cui Dongshan nodded, "What's the matter?"

The old man is angry, the old man is angry, let's talk about it later, don't scare the millet.

Now that the old cook has returned to Luopo Mountain to help sort out the context, Cui Dongshan is more at ease. What he can do is actually to have nothing to do, check for omissions and fill in vacancies.In addition to Shirou's side, I will help the long-lived Taoist to make a small end, Hongxia Yunzi, the two little evils, also need to be pointed out. even more.The old cook has always been affectionate towards the beauties, but he is still a little merciful and soft-hearted. In fact, it is just right, the old cook is the good guy, and Cui Dongshan is the villain.

Cui Dongshan has long said frankly with his husband that even if the same thing is finally achieved on a mountain, it must have a lot of people's hearts, so that some people can see it clearly and remember it firmly, so that they can truly remember to read it well.

Among them, one of the more important things is that he proposed that the long-lived Taoist friend temporarily take the post of Patriarch of Law in Luoba Mountain.

In fact, according to the rituals and etiquette of the general fairy family mountain, this is already Cui Dongshan's act of arrogance.Not to mention being put on small shoes by Qiuhou, he cut off his feet and pulled them down, and threw them out to feed the left guardian of Qilongxiang.

So this trip to Lost Mountain was really not just Cui Dongshan wandering around.

Chen Nuanshu trotted all the way over, with a bunch of classified keys on his waist, chatting softly.

The little girl in the pink skirt and Cui Dongshan gave a blessing, and sat quietly at the stone table.

Chen Nuanshu really doesn't get involved in any big things, but he knows all the little things on Luoluo Mountain.

Cui Dongshan and Chen Nuanshu talked about Chen Lingjun's trip to Luzhou in Beiju. It was not considered lazy, but encountered a big accident.

Chen Lingjun became acquainted with a new friend, and he used righteousness as the first word, and both ribs and knives. In the end, for that good brother who had beheaded the chicken head and burnt the yellow paper, the two brothers were really blessed to share the same hardships. , were all detained at the Leishen’s house in Infant Mountain, the westernmost mountain in Jidu.

The Dragon Palace Cave in the middle of Jidu helped Chen Lingjun intercede with two letters, but they failed to get the Thunder God house to release him.How could anyone dig out more than half of the words on the golden plaque at the entrance of the Thunder God's House? !

Even if your fucking brain is sick, you still have a measure, don't you?Even if you want to steal it, you might as well steal the plaque together, and if you recover it afterwards, you can still have it all. You can hang it up again after re-election. Those two guys are good, just deduct the two golden characters of "Shenzhai"...

In the end, after the culprit was caught, the other party's reason turned out to be "all three words are deducted, I am afraid that you will kill me, leave a word, even if you are walking in the rivers and lakes, let's stay a line so we can meet each other in the future."

So much so that the two secret letters from the Dragon Palace Cave Heaven gave Thunder God Zhai great face, and no one was released from the Infant Mountain, but the Daxian family on the mountain did not act too bluntly, and replied the two letters respectfully, The wording is tactful, just say that the honored guest of Nanxunshui Palace, the friend of Longting Hou, only needs to give a little apology, and our Thunder God House can release him, not only release him, but also let him leave the country respectfully.

The crux of the problem is that the guy with a strong backing has always put on the rogue posture of "hitting me, half to death, apologizing, and admitting mistakes".

Chen Nuanshu was worried and asked, "Did Chen Lingjun lose his temper and do something wrong?"

"For the first time, he didn't make any mistakes. This kid is in Beiju Luzhou, not to mention bowing his head to be a man, he can't wait to lie on the ground and travel far away carefully. No one can see him."

Cui Dongshan waved his hands and said with a smile: "It's the Infant Mountain Leishen's house that has no discipline. It's a small grievance in the rivers and lakes under the mountain. It killed one person by mistake, injured a few, and sent a sum of money to the gods." Chen Lingjun ran into him by chance, but he couldn't save the person. Another "friend" beside him couldn't hold back, and took the lead in beating people. Anyway, in a muddle-headed battle, Chen Lingjun and his new friend beat him up. He was disgraced, and the assailant cultivator ran away, and Chen Lingjun couldn't swallow his breath anymore. As for the gods on the Infant Mountain, they want to save face, and they don't think that their mistakes are wrong. In addition, Chen Lingjun is a foreigner, and according to the general mountain rules , It’s just adding more mistakes. Chen Lingjun wasn’t stupid enough to force his way through the mountain gate, the first time the reason didn’t make sense, the second time he was rejected, and finally he and his friends came up with such a solution.”

Speaking of this, Cui Dongshan laughed loudly, "As expected of being in Luobashan, doing things is very satisfying."

Chen Nuanshu said: "It's fine if there is no danger."

Cui Dongshan nodded and said: "The identities of the two friends who sent the letter are not simple, so we can rest assured that Chen Lingjun eats delicious food in Leishen's house, and there are friends who accompany Kan Dashan in prison. They are alive. Hongxia walks the river , It’s just a few Jiangshui righteous gods opening the way to protect the road, well, we Chen Lingjun, Mr. Chen, walked through the water, and we were escorted by Duke Dadu.”

After all, the two people who sent the letter, the initials of Zong in Beiju Luzhou, are all trying to sell face.

Shen Lin, who was born in Nanxun Shuidian.Now there is a god who will see the sun again after thousands of years, Lord Jidu Lingyuan.

The other rank is slightly lower, the former Dadu Shuizheng Li Yuan, and now the Jidu Longtinghou.The official rank is higher than that of Lord Lingyuan, but the waters under its jurisdiction generally belong to one east and one west, each in charge of its own.

Zhou Mili listened attentively and praised, "Chen Lingjun is very rich, and he is very popular outside. I can't recognize such a big friend."

I just don't know if Chen Lingjun mentioned a little bit in front of them, saying that he has a good friend in his hometown, who is a big water monster from Dumb Lake, who walks in the rivers and lakes, and is very dangerous.

But Xiao Mili scratched her head, thinking that Chen Lingjun should not be too happy to talk about this, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't say it. If Chen Lingjun's new friends are not too happy to listen, wouldn't it make Chen Lingjun lose face.

Cui Dongshan smiled and said: "Yes, yes, Xiao Mili only recognizes the stupid Junqian and Zhuoer Dajianxian."

Zhou Mili chuckled and said, "There are also Yu Mi Liu Sishui and sister Hongxia."

Chen Nuanshu held back his laughter and said, "Xiaomi Li helped Mr. Zuo move a chair to the gate of Jise Peak Patriarch Hall. After Mr. Zuo got up, he planned to move it back by himself. Xiaomi Li was so vicious that he said loudly, 'I Don’t agree’, let Mr. Zuo be in a difficult situation.”

Xiao Mi Li stretched out her hand to cover her mouth and laughed, sitting on the stool, shaking her head and shaking her head, "It's so loud, what, what. Sister Nuanshu, don't talk nonsense."

Chen Nuanshu thought it was so interesting, so he couldn't help but praise Mi Li again, "Mr. Cui, you don't know that Mi Li raised his head at that time, and his silence was louder than his voice, as if he was saying to Mr. Zuo that this chair is for me." Move, let this sentence be left here, and it will not be easy for anyone to speak!" (Note 1)

Xiaomi Mili waved her hands vigorously, "What do you mean, sister Nuanshu is talking nonsense."

Cui Dongshan suddenly leaned back, his face full of shock and said: "The millet grains are so rich, do you know that the sword fairy at the table is very fierce when he meets everyone except his husband. Even your good man, the Mountain Lord, has never had a good face on his side. It is only said that on the Great Wall of Sword Qi, which is famous for the dumb lake monster, the Great Sword Immortal of the Table, if there is nothing to do, he will hand out a knife to the outside of the city. The sword, like chopping melons and vegetables, caused countless deaths and injuries to the big monster. Even the native sword immortals of the Great Wall of Sword Qi are afraid of reasoning with him, and have to avoid him. gone."

Xiao Mi Li sat up straight, frowned, thought for a long time, then nodded to herself, "I can promise next time."

Nuan Shu cracked the melon seeds slowly, so he gently pushed the melon seeds around him to the big white goose and the millet grains.

Cui Dongshan chatted with the two little girls, and at the same time kept thinking about small things.

Things in the world should be taken seriously, but as long as the context spreads in my hands, they are all trivial matters.

Regarding Dadu's appointment of Lord Lingyuan and Marquis of Longting, the Zhongtu Confucian Temple has not yet spoken, and it seems to be just acquiescing.

Fengzheng Dadu is something that Haoran Tianxia has not seen in 3000 years.

The emperors and monarchs of ordinary secular dynasties in a continent are not qualified to intervene in this matter. It is a fool's dream, of course only the Confucian Temple of China can do it.

However, the three forces that carve up the Dragon Palace Cave Heaven, the Chongxuan Department of the Dayuan Dynasty, the Duckweed Sword Lake, and the Water Dragon Sect all tried their best to facilitate this matter, and they all contributed money and effort, and even built the two majestic temples. Nonsense, Duke Lingyuan and Marquis Longting are both half of their own family.Even if the relationship was average in the past, water transportation can’t be faked. Not only can a continent of water be transported into the desert, but also water can be drawn from the sea, especially the latter. This kind of blessing and good fortune that monks on the mountain can’t get by all means, who wouldn’t want to Take the opportunity to get a piece of the pie, and get rich with those two temples?

Zhou Mi, the head of the academy in Beiju Luzhou, not only did not reject this, but wrote two letters to Zhongtu Shenzhou, one to the Confucian Temple, and one to his husband.Probably wanting to persuade the Confucian Temple to recognize this matter, let a Confucian Temple deputy leader or a senior priest of the Academy come here to seal the righteousness, even a Confucian Temple accompanying sage is not enough.

It's just that what was written in the letter, Cui Dongshan is not the deputy leader of the Confucian Temple or the chief priest, so I can't see it, and of course I don't know what it wrote.I can only make a rough guess based on the detailed temperament and the situation in the continent.

In fact, whether it is connecting Beiju Luzhou and Baopingzhou, or Fengzhengjidu and Qidu, it is Baopingzhou that forces the Zhongtu Confucian Temple to acquiesce, so what if it does not admit it?

Among them, the Qidu on Aquarius Continent is the old man from Shujian Lake, who is in charge of the sealing ceremony.

The chicken soup old monk and the merchant Mr. Fan watched the ceremony from the sidelines.

This is only on the table, in private, there are Li Liu who secretly returned to Aquarius Island, and Ruan Xiu who is across the water from Li Liu.

The Qingtong Tianjun from the Yang Family Pharmacy asked Ruan Xiu to help him bring a plaque and Li Liu a pair of couplets as a ceremony for raising the beam in the Dadu Temple.

"Qidu Temple".

Like the spring breeze, a gentleman will carry on the past and open up the future, doing his part to make a wish for the world.

Meditation and complacency, sages and sages will help the people, and literature will convey the way to create peace for all generations.

The plaque and the couplets are all composed of characters, as if the Duke Qidu had written it himself.

In the Dadu Temple, there is also a blank plaque hanging, as if waiting for someone to inscribe.

It may be written that the world welcomes spring.May write my heart bright.Now who knows.

Cui Dongshan was lying on the table among the melon seed husks, a little bored, why didn’t Mi Jianxian come to catch up on the past, our brothers reunited, I am very busy, we should cherish the time.

What's wrong with the Jade Raw Realm Sword Immortal, can you look down on your worthless friends who are only one level higher than you?

Wearing a green shirt, Mi Yu walked to the edge of the cliff, his smile seemed unnatural.

Mi Yu is really afraid of that Zuo Dajianxian, to be precise, he is in awe.As for the white-clothed young man in front of him who is "handsome when he doesn't speak, but has a brain problem when he speaks", it makes Mi Yu upset, really annoying.

At the beginning of the city in my hometown, I was drunk and lying in the clouds, leisurely, and no one provoked me, did I?The result is that this guy passed by, and then dug a hole to hurt himself, making Zuo Zuo the first sword repairer against the local swordsman, and Mi Yu won half of the jackpot. After all, Zuo Zuo didn't really fight him. Embroidered pillows, what else can I do, Great Sword Immortal Yue Qing "lucky" earned the remaining half behind.

So when Mi Yu first discovered that Cui Dongshan went up the mountain, he went to the empty old mountain shrine on the top of the mountain. He never thought that Cui Dongshan could really talk, but he always hid inappropriately and was too deliberate. The fairy money of the sisters, Mi Yu really wanted to take this guy with him.Besides, if you don't fight, you don't know each other. Now we are a family.But Mi Yu felt that he had to take it easy, Lin Junbi was such a smart person, he had made Cui Dongshan so miserable after just playing a few games of chess, Mi Yu was a stinky chess basket, he had better be careful.

Chen Nuanshu tugged at Zhou Mili's sleeve, Xiaomi Mili suddenly had a flash of inspiration, said goodbye, and accompanied Nuanshu's sister to clean the bamboo building, if there was a speck of dust lying on the desk, she would be lazy with Nuanshu's sister.

Cui Dongshan stretched out his hand to signal Immortal Mi Dajian to sit down, and said with a smile: "Immortal Mi Dajian, I have been waiting for a long time."

Mi Yu had no choice but to sit down, and sat face to face with the white-clothed boy, keeping a distance between them.

Cui Dongshan said solemnly: "I am Dongshan."

Mi Yu said unhappily: "It's not like we don't know each other."

The mud bodhisattva still has three points of anger. I am not considered a sword fairy, but a sword cultivator at least.Which sword cultivator in the world has no temper.

"Then let's get to know each other better?"

Cui Dongshan said with a smile in his heart: "The sky is full of flying swords. Before reaching the upper five realms, he sneaked out of the city to fight six times in the lower five realms. In the middle five realms, especially when he was cultivating the Nascent Soul Sword, his attacks were the most ruthless. Among the sword cultivators in the realm, he ranks second, the most daring to risk his life, just because this place is hostile to the monster clan, the realm is not too high, even if he is in a desperate situation, his elder brother Mi Hu can save him, and his brothers are all alive. After entering the country, Mi Yu's fighting style changed drastically, and he became a joke in his hometown. The fact is that once Mi Yu was in a death situation, he would only cause his elder brother to die first, even if Mi Hu died later than his younger brother. If you die quickly in the next battle, or learn from Tao Wen, Zhou Cheng and other sword celestial beings, your life will be uncomfortable, and life is worse than death."

Mi Yu clenched his hands under the table, his face livid.

Cui Dongshan rested his chin in one hand and fiddled with melon seeds in the other, and said, "My husband didn't tell me that."

Mi Yu sneered and said: "Master Yinguan, you will definitely not be so boring!"

Cui Dongshan shook his head, and changed his hand to prop up his cheek, "That's right, I'm boring, that's why I pour wine into other people's heart wounds like this."

Mi Yu said: "If you don't wait to see me, just tell me!"

Cui Dongshan shook his head and said: "On the contrary, I dare not say that Mi Yu is in my heart, he is a hero who has been wronged by others, but dare to say that Mi Yu, the sword repairer, is really a living person."

Mi Yu is very lazy, but in some things, he is very serious.

So even if Cui Dongshan explained it this way, Mi Yu was still furious, and he couldn't beat him, not to mention that he might not be able to beat him, and he couldn't be scolded, so he definitely couldn't be scolded.

In addition, the identities of the two parties are very different from those in the past, which makes Mi Yu even more aggrieved.

Cui Dongshan smiled, "One of the more embarrassing things is that Mi Hu's qualifications are too good. Compared with his younger brother, his elder brother practiced sword earlier and has a higher level, so when will Mi Yu really show his hands and feet and use his sword to kill?" Where's the big monster?"

Cui Dongshan shook his head, "There is no chance. Now the realm is still low. After all, the bottleneck of the Jade Raw Realm is so easy to break. As the only incense left, it is even more difficult to die. Otherwise, how can we earn enough together with the brother's share?" Die after a loss? I am really aggrieved, if I am Mi Jianxian, and I am as open-minded as myself in cultivating my heart, I might be even more aggrieved."

Cui Wei once confessed to Cui Dongshan in his hometown Jianqi Great Wall, "Why should I die here".

Cui Dongshan recognized it very much.

As for Mi Yu, Cui Dongshan actually recognized it even more. As for the conflict at the head of the city, it was Mi Yu who owed it to him.Besides, what's wrong with saying a few angry words alone, the grievances and grievances are clear.It was the same for Yue Qing who died on the battlefield, and it was the same for Mi Yu who survived.

Mi Yu was furious for the first time, fixedly staring at the unrestrained young man, his eyes were red, and said in a deep voice: "Cui Dongshan, you are enough for me!"

Cui Dongshan raised his hands, "Okay, okay, I can't stand it if my family say a few nasty words? Afterwards, when the world in Aquarius Island is peaceful, it will be replaced by outsiders making fun of you, Mi Yu, and by the way, making fun of the desolation of the whole town." The mountain harvest is broken, isn't Mi Dajianxian repeating his old tricks every day, busy sneaking out, stomping people down the mountain, until his heads piled up like a mountain, and the blade is used for papers?"

Mi Yu's fierce sword energy instantly shattered a large cloud of passing people outside the cliff.

Mi Yu also forgot his heartfelt words.

Cui Dongshan narrowed his eyes, and raised a finger to his mouth, "Don't scare Nuan Shu and Xiao Mili. Otherwise, I will beat you half to death."

Cui Dongshan only blocked half of Mi Yu's sword aura, and the white clouds outside the cliff shattered, and there was no ray of sword aura in the direction of the bamboo building.

Mi Yu took a deep breath, and immediately restrained his sword energy, suppressing his anger, but his face was still gloomy.But he quickly turned his head and saw the two little girls lying side by side on the railing on the second floor. Mi Yu forced a smile on his face, waved his hand, and said with a hoarse smile, "Just kidding, kidding, busy with you."

Cui Dongshan said: "If there is a big injustice in people's hearts, there will be big knots that are difficult to solve. You Mi Yu only has such a knot, and I can completely understand it. If it's just an ordinary friend, I wouldn't mention a word. Every time we meet, I laugh and laugh. , you eat melon seeds and I drink, it's a lot of fun. But."

Cui Dongshan laughed, "But ah, I'm never afraid of what happens, I just can kill it every time. For example, if your Mi Yu's heart is bigger than Luobashan, I will kill it in advance."

"A very beautiful word, as long as it is repeated thousands of times, it will become vulgar and ugly."

"Then it's the same thing. If you have a big knot in your heart that you can't get over, as long as someone talks about it a few times, it will inevitably be a little more lenient."

Cui Dongshan said three sentences in succession.

In fact, Mi Yu already knew Cui Dongshan's original intention after hearing the first sentence, so he didn't have so many "difficulties in understanding". The second sentence made sense, but the third sentence made Mi Yu feel uncomfortable. After a burst of anger, I couldn't help cursing in a low voice: "Fuck you bastard, the same reason, I'm not as narrow-minded as you think!"

Cui Dongshan smiled and said, "Really?"

Mi Yu sighed, "I will pay attention to this just in case."

Cui Dongshan nodded and said, "Young children can be taught."

Mi Yu squinted at the boy in white, "Have you always been so good at disgusting people?"

After asking this question, Mi Yu immediately asked himself and answered: "As expected of a student of Lord Yinguan, I didn't learn good things, but only learned some bad things."

Cui Dongshan corrected: "Not an ordinary student, but my husband's proud disciple!"

Taking advantage of the fact that the senior sister who likes to keep accounts is not at home for the time being, the little senior brother has to make up for it today.

Mi Yu hesitated to speak.

Cui Dongshan wiped the table with his sleeve, and swept the melon seed shells out of the cliff, like a prophet, said: "You don't need to be friends with me deliberately, and there is no need for polite greetings. The whole family and brothers have mutual dislikes. , not to mention you and me. You are willing to trust your lord Yinguan, I will solve my husband's problems, and the general direction is the same, so you don't have to expect more. The twisted melon is dipped in honey syrup, and it is still bitter at the end. Sweet first and then bitter are the most troublesome."

Mi Yu nodded, "It's a good reason."

Maybe it can be copied and reused, so I can talk to the fairy and heroine.

Cui Dongshan leaned against the stone table, looked out of the cliff, and said with a smile: "In the future, when Luoluoshan opens the mirror, Mi Jianxian can talk to the woman about this, and I will only cheer and applaud loudly, as it is the first time. Heard such wise words."

Mi Yu sighed, "Annoying."

Cui Dongshan said indifferently: "The pages of the book are burned non-stop, how can a single word be annoying."

Mi Yu raised his hands and said with a mournful face: "Cui Dongshan, Cui Shenxian, Cui Grandpa, I'm afraid of your success. As long as you go to Luopo Mountain, I will definitely stay away from you and never bother you."

Cui Dongshan raised his hand, shook his wrist without moving his palm, and said with a smile, "Don't be like this, Mi Jianxian. I only have such a good grandson as Cai Jingshen. No matter how much I have, I will be upset."

On the second floor of the bamboo building, Chen Nuanshu heaved a sigh of relief. It seemed that the two of them had reconciled.

Xiao Mili also finally relaxed her tightly frowned brows. Fortunately, Yu Mi did not fight with the big white goose, and it will be difficult to fight at that time.

Millet landed on both feet, and asked softly, "Sister Nuanshu, why are they arguing?"

Chen Nuanshu rubbed Xiaomi Li's head, and said softly: "Mr. Cui and Mr. Yu are both adults, and they have worries, big and small. It's better to talk about it than not to talk about it. You can't always keep it in your heart."

Xiaomi Mili nodded vigorously, then her eyes lit up, she coughed, and asked, "Sister Nuanshu, I'm going to ask you an extremely difficult riddle, it's not mine from the Bishop of Haorenshan, I thought it up myself!"

Chen Nuanshu was a little curious, nodded and said, "You ask."

Xiao Mi Li laughed loudly, hey, it’s too funny, the little girl in black has to squat on the ground to stop her stomach hurting, it seems that the riddle first made her very happy.

Nuan Shu squatted down, waited for Xiaomi Li to finish laughing, and then asked what the riddle was.

Zhou Mili sat on the ground, just about to speak, but couldn't help holding her stomach.

Nuan Shu said helplessly, "Then I'll be busy first."

Zhou Mili made a posture of sinking his dantian, and then hurriedly said: "It's good to hold it in, and it's not good if you don't hold it in?!"

Then the little girl rolled on the ground.

Nuan Shu rubbed her head, she knew the answer, but she had to think about it first.

When Pei Qian practiced boxing a few years ago, it was rare that he could rest for two days without going to the second floor.

The only time Zhou Mili didn't go to be Pei Qian's doorkeeper early in the morning, Pei Qian thought it was too strange, so he went to see the passive and sabotage guardian of Luoluoshanyou, but when Nuanshu opened the door, the two of them found that there were bedding and bedding on the bed of Xiaomili. Hold up Zhou Mili's head and hands, like a small hill, rolled up by the horns, covering tightly.As soon as Pei Qian asked the right protector that you were making a hammer, Zhou Mili said in a muffled voice that you should open the door first, and Pei Qian threw off the quilt, so he and Nuan Shu were suffocated, so he ran out of the house.There was only a little millet who had covered her nose early, rolling on the bed with laughter.

On the stone table by the cliff, two by two were silent.

Cui Dongshan said suddenly: "If you choose to use your emotions and destroy the Yuye River Water Temple with a single sword, there will be no rice left in Luopo Mountain today."

Mi Yu shook his head and said, "I'm not a fool. Lord Yin has always mentioned going to the countryside to do as the Romans do. I know the pros and cons."

Cui Dongshan turned his head.

Mi Yu said, "Well, I'm a fool."

Cui Dongshan stood up, walked around half of the stone table, and patted Mi Yu's shoulder lightly, "Mi Yu, thank you."

Mi Yu asked, "Thank you for what I did."

Cui Dongshan didn't give an answer. The young man in white had his hands wrapped around his sleeves, and his whole body was like a cloud of white clouds, looking at the white clouds wandering outside the cliff.

The former white-clothed boy, that is, the young Cui Chan, once traveled with the old scholar to the blessed land of white paper. After being occupied by novelists, it continued to expand.The blessed land of white paper can be described as the strangest high-class blessed land in the vast world. There is no fixed number of the size of the world. Every novelist and monk can write about people and things. As long as they are not deleted in the end, they can help the blessed land continue to grow .

At that time, Cui Dongshan had read the "several big books" in Fudi, including the stories about the gods on the mountain, and the martial arts of the Jianghu sects, but he didn't agree with them. , It seems to have gone up the mountain, or entered the sect of the rivers and lakes, the years have passed, but they have not really come to life, some people's hearts change, even if there is a slight turning point, it is too blunt.The growth of the characters of those little gods is quite rich, but all the people around him, good is good, get along with others, always in harmony, smart will always be smart, and pedantic is pedantic in everything.Such a sect on the mountain, such a sect in the rivers and lakes, the people's hearts can't stand scrutiny at all, no matter how big it is, it's just an empty shelf, just a lot of people.Out of the blessed land of white paper, it will fall when the wind blows.

"I'm not going to say what's going on with all the blessed land of white paper, but what's going on with most of them. The truth of the world must be explained clearly, and the proportions must be talked about."

"Won't the friends around that person, the chivalrous men, make no mistakes? The gods on the mountain, wouldn't they accidentally kill the wrong person? All of them are more perfect than the moral saints in the world."

"The people around that person have become friends for life just because they are friends of friends? Why are the people who are enemies of that person all treacherous and evil, and few people live wonderful lives? Why? Can't you win the respect of others elsewhere? Why do the gods on the mountain only stay with Linquan, Baiyun and Qingsong? When you go down the mountain, the people in the market don't recognize the gods' money in their pockets, and ask the shopkeeper for a pot of bad wine, so they are not gods?"

"Could it be that the world-renowned white paper blessing exists for those hundreds of little gods?! Great way!"

At that time, the ancestor of the novelist just stroked his beard and smiled.

On the contrary, the young patriarch around him and a few geniuses who are recognized as "brilliant pens and talents" are not very good-looking when they expose their faults to an outsider face to face.It's just that there is no such sentence as "you can write if you have the ability".

Otherwise, according to Cui Chan's temperament at the time, it was really me who came and I came.

It is good to teach them what is meant by "Ordinary people who have accumulated a lot of time and made a fortune by accident, are my casual words from Cui Chan, which are natural and eternal".

Fortunately, at that time, the old scholar hurried to smooth things over, and first scolded his disciples, "It's only shallow on paper, you know what a fart, novels and other great works are often tens of thousands or tens of thousands, not as simple as you usually write a few lines of poetry. of".Then I helped those young handsome men to brag a lot, and then gave some pointers, all of which were minor flaws, and their flaws could not hide their merits.

Wen Sheng's personal praise and repair of flaws are of course no match for a young disciple's casual nonsense.Those master novelists no longer care about anything with Cui Chan.

Aside from the title of a literary sage, he is just an unknown junior, what do you know.

But Cui Chan accepted it before he saw it. The young man who had not yet shown his fullness at the time even said something even more rebellious and slapped people in the face, "I always feel that language itself is always a cage. The world's words, It is the life and death enemy of novelists. Because the language boundary constructed by words is the invisible boundary of our thoughts and thoughts. One day is not detached from this, one day is difficult to prove the way."

At that time, only the old patriarch, the novelist, nodded slightly, looking at the eyes of the young Cui Chan, quite admiring.The old scholar grinned so much that it was half the size of a dustpan, but he was kind and didn't say anything.

The old patriarch squinted and said, okay, so he didn't nod his head.

Later, Cui Chan's fame rose, and he lived up to his status as the head disciple of Wen Sheng.Later, Cui Chan became famous all over the world, and he played the Caiyun Bureau, which was just one of the "Three Splendid Things".Come last, notoriety.

These Haoran Tianxia actually know, but most of them have forgotten one thing.Cui Chan used to be in the lineage of Wensheng, and often taught on behalf of his teachers.

Cui Dongshan has been staring at the central part of Aquarius Island in the south.

That talent has always been that Cui Chan, no matter whether he is considered as the first disciple of Wen Sheng or not, he will be the embroidered tiger Cui Chan of "the three things of the world's splendor" and the Da Li Guoshi who is never willing to just add flowers to the world. .

I'm not.

Cui Dongshan chuckled and murmured, "I'm just Cui Dongshan, the innocent boy Dongshan."

Tomorrow always belongs to teenagers. (Note 2)

There are teenagers every year, and I am always one of them.

In fact, it's not that Cui Dongshan didn't think about it, and he wanted to be out of it. Cui Chan didn't agree back then, and gave him a reason that Cui Dongshan couldn't refuse.

Cui Chan was like this, he calculated seriously, and always included himself in the calculation.

Mi Yu didn't ask for trouble, he just sat aside and never took the initiative to speak to the boy in white.

Cui Dongshan exhaled lightly, and gently pushed a large piece of white cloud away.

Immortals brag, clouds gather and disperse.

Then he turned his head and shouted to the little girl in black on the second floor: "Xiaoli, I'll go down the mountain first, and you can let the old cook make a big table of delicious food first."

Zhou Mili hurriedly asked, "How delicious?!"

Cui Dongshan folded his arms around his chest imitating Xiaomi Mili, and frowned vigorously.

Zhou Mili waved his hand, "My lord, you are childish. Go ahead, remember to go early and come back early. If you are late, remember to go to the mountain gate, I will wait for you there."

Cui Dongshan nodded, walked backwards, leaned back, and fell into the cliff. After disappearing, he suddenly rose again, and the whole body kept spinning and drawing circles. Such and such a fairy travels far away...

Zhou Mili sighed, the big white goose is really childish.

Mi Yu narrowed his eyes and looked, good guy, it seems that he went straight to the Yuye River Water Temple?Then Mi Yu sighed heavily, full of resentment, you fucking took me with you.

Cui Dongshan did go to the Yuye River, but not to the Water God Temple, but to use a blindfold to hide

Hiding his body, he reached the sky above the Yuye River, fell headlong into the river, and then went all the way to the gate of the Shuifu.

In the end, the young man bent his fingers, gently knocked on the door, and shouted loudly, "Miss Water God, open the door, I am Dongshan."

The two gatekeepers of the Water Mansion on the side looked at each other, not to mention who the hell this guy was, and how silently he crossed the barrier of mountains and rivers outside that was hard for immortals to break. He only said that the gate of the Water Mansion was not closed, so You "Dongshan", what are you knocking about?

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In the Caotou shop in Qilong Lane, the blind old Taoist has a lot of smiles on his face in recent years. It is not an exaggeration to say that he can wake up with a smile occasionally from his dreams.Even on the side of the two apprentices, Jia Sheng had a lot less scolding.Beating is kissing and scolding is love, not beating and scolding is not master.Jia Sheng felt that the time had come and gone, and now he was finally living the fairy life that a fairy should have.

However, the old man also secretly warned himself that no matter how immortal he is, he must keep in mind the principle of living under the fence. Some rules that are very useful on his own side have to be moved back.

For example, when he is in a bad mood occasionally, it's okay to kick Zhao Denggao, that little bastard with a bad background, but he can avoid the heavy hand that he is accustomed to in the past.

As for the girl Tian Jiu'er, I can't even scold her. After all, every time the young mountain master's first disciple came to wander around Qilong Lane, he would call out sister Jiu'er.

The weather is good today, and the business of the Caotou shop is still very average. Let’s make do with it. After all, except for the earliest items left on the mountain, the rest of the shop are leftovers from Niujiao Mountain Baozhai, or it is a girl named Ma Duyi. , put it here for consignment, that girl, I am an old man, even if I am blind, but I have been wading through mountains and rivers to eliminate demons and protect Taoism for so many years, I immediately knew her identity as a ghost, pretending to be blind... That's all, really blind, pretending to be blind I don't know.

With his hands behind his back, the old Taoist smiled and went to the New Year's Eve shop next door. Unfortunately, the fellow Taoist Lingchun is not here for the time being.

Old Daoist, I am an old god in the Longmen Realm, and I can use my supernatural powers. "As soon as the eyes of the sky are opened", I can still see the general appearance and figure of that Lingchun Taoist friend.

Shi Rou stood behind the counter, not bothering to glance at Jia Sheng.

This person is so old-fashioned, what else can he do? I didn’t go to Huanghu Mountain to practice with grass, and when a blind cat bumped into a dead mouse and broke through the situation, I just came here to idle around and talk nonsense all day long. Old Huang Li put his ancestors on the edge, wait until a dragon gate land falls from the sky, well, we will start changing tricks immediately, even the shopkeeper Shi Da is not willing to shout, let alone the shopkeeper Shi Da, we two brothers have to take care of each other , "Brother Shi" one by one, and then show off all the mysteries and mysteries of his Longmen realm, which are unspeakable, why don't you know how to just shut up?

If it wasn't for Shi Rou's feeling that Jiu'er and Deng Gao were really pitiful, she didn't want to make it difficult for them two senior brothers and sisters, and if the old Taoists dared to come to the door, she would have used the abacus to scold them and drive them away with a broom.

The old Taoist leaned against the door of the shop, held a folding fan of Yuzhu in his hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Shi, why is Miss Lingchun not in the shop today?"

Shi Rou ignored it.

The old Taoist opened the folding fan at once and fanned the breeze. After a moment of silence, a fan rattled, and suddenly said: "Brother Shi, look, I accidentally made a joke. Brother, I have been in the mountains and rivers and lakes for a long time. Subduing demons and eliminating demons, I almost forgot that I am now, in fact, I don’t know the cold and heat of the world.”

Shi Rou just chuckled.

The old Taoist looked relieved, and clapped the folding fans together again, no wonder Brother Shi was so uncomfortable, after all, both parties are registered worshipers of Luopo Mountain, but there is a huge difference in realm.

Jia Sheng walked slowly, commented on the fragrance of various cakes, picked up one of them, and knew that Brother Shi was about to speak, heh, Brother Shi can only guard the identity of shopkeeper now, as expected, Shi Rou I opened my mouth and said that I will keep the accounts first, and I will settle the accounts together at the end of the month.

Jia Sheng said with a smile: "Brother Shi, it's okay to calculate the double price. After all, cakes are sold for tens of catties or hundreds of catties, and they may not be worth one in my shop."

Shi Rou lowered her head and opened the ledger, "No need."

Jia Sheng couldn't stop smiling in his heart, Brother Shi is too thin-skinned, I still don't know him.So what if I became an old fairy in the Longmen Realm, or Brother Jia next door to your shop?

Jia Sheng stayed in the New Year's shop for half an hour, but he couldn't wait for the Lingchun girl, so he put the folding fan in the neckline of the back, put his hands behind his back, and slowly walked back to his shop.

In the end, I "saw" a young man in white clothes, sitting on the counter in a dawdly manner. Jia Sheng didn't froze any movements, but saw the old Taoist stretch out his hand to change the fan around his waist, and at the same time, he walked forward quickly, bent over and slapped his head. Shouted "Master Cui Xianshi" in surprise.

Cui Dongshan ignored him, but asked Jiu'er, who was looking at the shop, to go to the shop next door to eat some pastries first, and the bill would be charged to Shopkeeper Shi. You're welcome, otherwise Cui Dongshan would go to the shopkeeper Shi to get anxious.

As for Tian Jiu'er's senior brother, Zhao Denggao, he went to Longquan Sword Sect to find Ruan Qiong's big disciple Dong Gu, the two hit it off, and Zhao Denggao often went to the latter for advice on cultivation.Master Jia Sheng, who has always been shy about talking, seemed more enthusiastic about this matter than his apprentice, as if he was the one who really practiced.In private, he kept persuading Zhao Denggao, saying that you don't have to be shameless, you have to go there often as a guest, that Immortal Dong is a land immortal, no matter how stupid you are, you can still come back with a sense of immortality, as for the shop The business here can only be taken care of by your junior sister.

As soon as Tian Jiu'er left the shop, Cui Dongshan sat on the counter, looked at the skinny old man who was wearing an extremely wide avenue robe, and said, "What an old fairy in the Longmen Realm, with a body weighing ninety catties, you must A small half of the catty is due to the fairy robe on his body. Immortal Jia is not wearing a Taoist robe, but a lot of fairy money. Yoyo, this robe is so big that the sleeves are almost hanging down. Why? Yes, the old god is going to sweep the ground in Qilong Lane?"

Jia Sheng's forehead was covered with sweat, and he said with a dry smile: "Master Cui was joking, joking."

The old Taoist is really not stupid. All these years, in a shop in a small town, or in the city of that state or on the mountain, as long as you hear a gossip, no matter if it is groundless or not, the old Taoist will turn it over and over again, break it up and think about it .Think of the good things as small as possible, and the bad things as big as the sky, be careful and careful, ponder and ponder again, this is the foundation of the old Taoist walking in the rivers and lakes without capsizing.

For Mr. Cui's sarcastic remarks, it is very good, and the cool breeze blowing on the face in summer feels cool.

Jia Sheng didn't feel embarrassed at first, but he fell on the ground with such a shame, I would pick it up from the ground as an old man, it doesn't take much effort to bend down!

For a small amount of money, you can make up for it by eating a few pieces of pastries from the shop next door. I never thought that Miss Lingchun would not show up sooner or later. Now she is standing at the gate of her Caotou shop, with one shoulder leaning against the door, Smiling with sleeves in both hands.

Bitter is also bitter.

When this Jia Sheng was really just Jia Sheng, an old Taoist priest, Cui Dongshan was too lazy to talk nonsense, tapped the counter with his finger, and said straight to the point: "Nowadays, Luopo Mountain's registered offerings are in high demand, don't you know?"

Of course the old Taoist knew that when the Patriarch Hall of Luopo Mountain was built, Mr. Wei Dashan came to watch the ceremony!

Besides, about the matter between the young mountain owner and Miss Ruan, so what if I am really blind, I know all about whether I have been blinded by lard!

Cui Dongshan, who just took a trip to the Yuye River Water Divine Mansion, said slowly: "You have taken in a good apprentice, and my broom is very self-preserving, and I am not enshrined in Luolu Mountain."

Cui Dongshan slapped the counter suddenly, and the old man shrank his neck in fright, bowed his head even more.

Cui Dongshan jumped off the counter, circled around the taciturn old Taoist, cursing, "Reckless, selfish, but he is not kind! Becoming an old god in the Longmen Realm, is he tired of living? Old birthday stars eat arsenic? Do you want it?" Eat a few catties, and give me an accurate word! If I miss you by a couple of ounces, I will be as rude as you!"

Jia Sheng raised his head slightly, feeling uneasy in his heart, with an old face full of grievances, he said in a trembling voice: "Master Cui, I understand what you mean by the old man, but I can't express it because I met Cui Xianshi today. Even if you don't want to lose your face, you have to dare to tell your old man that it is difficult for the three of us, master and student, to recite the scriptures."

Speaking of the sadness, the old man rubbed the corners of his eyes, but he didn't delay his words, "My Jiu'er's physique is indeed in line with the law of heaven. It must be that the old man is reluctant to part with this 'treasure of heaven and earth'. As a registered enshrinement, the old man Where is a person with no conscience, to Luopo Mountain and the Lord of the Mountain, he is so grateful that he wished not to set up a memorial tablet at home and offer incense every day. It is not because of the blessing of our Mountain Lord that the old Taoist became a small boy in Huanghu Mountain In Xiaolongmen Realm, it is right to do something really good for Luopo Mountain. It’s just an old way. I wandered around in my early years, killing demons and subduing demons. Why don't you know the benefits, just afraid that this action will hurt others, and you will let the mountain master know about it in the future, and you will blame him instead. If not, the old Taoist would have let Jiuer do this long ago, even if she was unwilling in her heart and her eyes were shallow , I don’t know how to be grateful to Luoposhan. As her preaching teacher, the old Taoist not only asked her to give a few catties of Fuquan regularly, but also taught her the principles of life! No matter how much the old Taoist felt sorry for the two disciples, he was willing to A filial son will be born under the stick!"

Of course Jia Sheng was talking nonsense, it was pure nonsense.Not to mention wearing a high hat on his own head, but also pouring dirty water on his disciple Tian Jiu'er.

Jia Sheng, the "Old Immortal" of the Longmen Realm, actually told the truth, fearing that Chen Pingan, the owner of Luopo Mountain, would feel that this move was hurtful, and it would not be flattering to let Jia Sheng sell well.Isn't it a huge loss-making business.

Jia Sheng is blind but not blind. He knows the bottom line of Luoposhan, which is to have a conscience and be a human being.

Other tricks such as cleverness and cleverness will not cause him to lose his job as a god enshrined in Luoluo Mountain.

In fact, up to now, astute as an old Taoist, I still don't quite understand how the young mountain master opened his eyes and fell in love with the three of them. Shan Duan Bowl for dinner.

Cui Dongshan tugged at the Taoist robe sleeves of the old Taoist, and took away the arty Yuzhu folding fan brought to the old Taoist, opened it gently, and fanned the breeze while walking in circles.

Cui Xianshi didn't speak, and the old Taoist tried his best to finish the "heartfelt words", and he really spoke more without courage and brains.

Cui Dongshan said: "From today onwards, let the wine accumulate in Fuquan, which will be of great use in the future. Just remember not to hurt Jiu'er's way."

The old Taoist chicken pecked at the rice, clasped his fists and said, "I would like to follow the decree of Immortal Cui. I will help Mr. Cui accumulate talisman springs, and I will also miss the wine. How can I be willing to be with her, after all, it is like my own daughter."

This Jia Sheng is ambiguous in practice, but his speech is really ambiguous.

In fact, it was Jia Sheng who was too shrewd, and the unwise choices made by the old Taoist made Luposhan notice it.

Those two apprentices, with a master like him, it was really miserable, they beat and scolded at every turn, and they could say all kinds of ugly things, and when they beat up the apprentices, they were not inferior to killing demons and eliminating demons in order to make money.But there are some things that Jia Sheng did very well.For example, taking in a disciple who was born as a ghost by his side, and helping to cover up his identity.Another example is that Tian Jiu'er was not sold to the Immortal Genealogy Master on Fulu Mountain.

The old Taoist's apprentice, Tian Jiu'er, is extremely talented, and blood is the "fountain of talismans" that is naturally suitable for monks to draw talismans.

In the past, whether it was Jia Sheng earning money, or pretending to be a Daoist real person to steal rich people's pockets, the thunder talisman drawn on the palm of his hand would come in handy.

It's just that there is a world of difference between defrauding the little gold and silver money based on real skills and appearances, compared to selling Tianjiu'er at a high price.

Cui Dongshan nodded and said: "That's it. The junior will not bother the old god's practice."

Cui Dongshan threw the folding fan back to the old Taoist.

Jia Sheng quickly caught it with both hands, as if he had found a treasure.

Cui Dongshan walked towards the long-lived Taoist friend at the door, and suddenly turned his head: "A pound of Fuquan, a piece of Xiaoshu money. I think it was bought by me and the girl Jiu'er, and it has nothing to do with Luoposhan."

Jia Sheng immediately said: "If it's so much, two catties of Fuquan, and half of Xiaoshu's money from Cui Xianshi is already making money with the conscience of our grass shop."

Cui Dongshan smiled and said, "Oh? Why are you so ignorant?"

Jia Sheng immediately straightened his waist, God is sorry to see that he has a bit of an old fairy demeanor, and said: "All the fairy money belongs to Jiu'er. As a master, I don't preach much for Jiu'er." If Jiu'er can use this fairy money to let her go a few steps away and climb a few steps without the support of her useless master, that would be so kind, so kind!"

Cui Dongshan reached out his hand and nodded the old Taoist, "Fucking hell, all the young people recruited by Luoluoshan must come here first to learn how to speak with you!"

Cui Dongshan flicked his fingers several times, and every time there was a jingle of grain rain coins, and the last few grain rain coins slowly floated to the old Taoist, "I reward you, don't worry, accept it, it will be a registered offering of our Luobashan , and ended up wearing tattered clothes and wandering around all day, isn’t it a joke for outsiders that we are too desolate in Luoluo Mountain?”

Jia Sheng understood immediately.

You can change the robes on your body, so you won't wander around outside in the future.

Cui Dongshan and the long-lived Taoist friend said with a smile: "Sister Lingchun, let's go for a walk?"

Changshou smiled and nodded, she really had a few questions in her mind.It was not appropriate to ask before, but now that Cui Dongshan came to him by himself, there is no need to be too polite.

The two climbed up the steps along the dragon-riding alley, passing by several big houses, which are now owned by Daoist Changshou.

There is no place to spend the money, otherwise Changshou would want to change his appearance and identity, and would secretly buy a few hills to the west as yards.

Cui Dongshan walked to the edge of a grain drying field, looked down, and said with a smile: "Longevity Palm Law, answer all questions."

Fellow Daoist Changshou didn't take the patriarch in charge too seriously, and asked, "You are wearing this unusual skin so that one day, you will have the chance to eat that young man in Niping Lane... Wang Zhu?"

Cui Dongshan hummed.

But that's the worst possible outcome.

Now is the best outcome.

Cui Dongshan is "naturally" good at dealing with the genus of Jiaolong.Now in the Linlu Academy in Piyun Mountain, the old Huang Tingguo, who is the deputy head of the mountain, has been taught early.

However, what Cui Dongshan really wanted to "overwhelm" was from the very beginning, the last true dragon in the world of Lizhu Cave, "Lizhu".

If you can't support it, you won't be successful.Then let me, Cui Dongshan, come in person.

One situation was wrong, Cui Dongshan became ruthless, not only Wang Zhu, but also the other five little things, plus the old Huang Tingguo, his two unworthy children, and Huang Hushan Hongxia, Hongzhu Town Li Jin... plus some leftover opportunities and remnants of the ancient Shu land, I want to eat them all!

Chang Ming said: "It's a burden now, and it will be difficult to enter the Ascension Realm. Mr. Yang, I will definitely not open an Ascension Platform just for you."

Cui Dongshan shook his head, "The world is scheming, and consummation is taboo."

Chang Ming nodded, "I was worrying too much."

Cui Dongshan clasped the back of his head with his hands, moved again, and took a walk with his long-lived Taoist friend who had already fallen into the palm of his heart.

Changshou remembered the Caotou shop and Fu Quan, and said with a smile: "It's really not a good habit to get something for nothing. After a long time, the clouds will really be calm."

Cui Dongshan said: "If you don't give, you won't cherish it. The more you give, the more you care. It has nothing to do with good people or bad people. The same pot of wine, no matter what the reason, the price has increased or decreased, the taste of drinking, the speed of drinking, It's all different."

Cui Dongshan turned his head and said with a smile: "Friend Longevity, tell me the story of your encounter with my husband? You can pick up what you can tell."

Longevity speaks.

In fact, there is nothing not to say.

Except for the old master, the criminal officer, there is no mention of it, and the sewing process of the hidden official is not mentioned, and the rest of the longevity is not concealed much.

For example, the existence of the sewing man Nianxin, the disciples of the old deaf children, and those monster clans imprisoned in prisons, what is their origin, and how did they get along with and fight with hidden officials.

And the slough on Cui Dongshan's body, in a sense, is actually the first-class favorite of the seamstress.

As for the skin of some monks, it has nothing to do with the level of the realm, so it is naturally suitable to be used as talisman paper, and the tailor is best at this.The "talented beauties" made from fox fur by the Fox Kingdom in Qingfeng City barely have anything to do with this.

The tailor selects the monks, kills and skins them, and stores the talisman papers.Either draw the talisman by yourself, or sell it to a magic monk at a high price.

That's why the tailor, along with the South China sea lone knight and the flower picker, was regarded as one of the top ten crooked cultivators. Everyone got to punish him, of course it wasn't for a reason.

After Cui Dongshan finished listening, he said slowly: "The Dao is somewhat similar to the tailor and the executioner. The South China Sea Duqilang who stole the world's water transport. The passer-by who caused the soldiers to cross the border. The beautiful corpse who practiced the color refining technique and made a romantic tent. A flower picker who was rewarded with a huge bounty for his body by Baihua Fudi. A god of plague who was doomed to ill-fated life. A debt collector who was born in the lineage of the Yinyang family but was hated by the monks of the Yinyang family. Helping people overcome difficulties in life, but using the fate of the other party's third life as a reward. The priceless Master Du... Except for Zhenxian who has not dealt with him for the time being, I have seen them all in my life, and even the rarest "Ten Bandit Candidates" mirror seller, and the most famous one, I have been there Chanjuan met him in Dongtian and had a few chats with him. "

Cui Dongshan’s expression was indifferent, and he also narrated some stories of old people with the long-lived Taoist friend, “I used to ride the wind and sea with the South China Sea Solitary Rider. I once stood on the horseback next to the passer-by. I used to lie drunk in the romantic tent I talked with that gorgeous corpse about sages and sages until dawn. I once presented poems to that flower picker. I once heard the sad whimpering of a young plague god. I once haggled over every detail with that debt collector. I once asked the Dushi if What should I do if the ferryman has no afterlife? I once asked the mirror seller, who can I look up and see if I can really refine that shining moon into a makeup mirror."

Speaking of this, Cui Dongshan suddenly laughed, his eyes brightened a little, and he raised his head and said: "I once stole the hair of Mrs. Qingshenshan with A Liang in the Zhuhai Cave, and A Liang swore to me that it was God's hair." The following are the most suitable for refining into 'Emotions' and 'Wisdom Sword'. Later, the whereabouts were leaked, and A Liang of Gou Ri ran away without saying a word, but he cast a body-holding technique on me and faced the murderous spirit alone The thriving lady of Qingshen Mountain."

"I still traveled around the Chanjuan Cave with my younger brother. Before that, I went to Manzhang Blessed Land and Qingxia Cave, and finally took a long way to go to the Chanjuan Cave. I was the least interested in this place because I was so obsessed with it. So I have not been to Baihua Fudi so far. Chanjuan Cave, that is the place on the mountain that is about to become a couple of gods and monks. The fairy next to us was about to cry Why can’t you trick Zuo Zuo to go there?”

"Because there is a Xijing city in it. It is said that there are lovers in the world, even those who suffer from unrequited love. If they can come here to burn incense and make wishes, they will not only hope to get married, but also grow old together. I remember the girl from the temple, She is a beautiful woman, holding a peach blossom fan with a bright moon painted on it and bamboo branch words written on it. Her name is Shen Xi. She has a graceful waist and a graceful figure. It is said that she is Bai, but she was only a poet fairy and not a sword fairy. Traveling to Chanjuan Cave with her friend Junqian, the hospitality was hard to get over, and she inscribed the fan with her own handwriting. In fact, Bai Ye and his friend Liu Shiliu had no money with them, so they couldn’t enter Chanjuan Cave. Bai also had to write poems and sell essays in exchange for passing Money. That’s why in the later generations, at the gate of Chanjuan Cave, there will be engraved on the cliff with “Thousands of Hearts and One Moon”, which was written by my junior brother Jun Qian, who can guess it now? When I finally left Chanjuan Cave, the fairy asked quietly, which temple leader It’s not so pretty, right? Left and right said it’s pretty. There’s a girl smiling as beautifully as a crescent moon at the gate of the cave behind the left and right. Next to the left and right, there’s a girl who’s not so happy. Wait until the left and right say, What does it matter to me whether it looks good or not? The two girls have their moods upside down again."

"After the fairy left, I laughed and scolded my brother, are you an idiot? Please enlighten me. My brother smiled and said to my brother, do you really think I am stupid? I don't know that the fairy who likes my brother is knocking on the sidelines. Seeing that Miao Zhu looks good, I am worried. The senior brother sees the difference and wants to change, so he feels uncomfortable in his heart? The junior brother still understands such a superficial daughter's thoughts! I stretched out two thumbs at that time, and the senior brother was on the left and right, smiling very brightly."

Chang Ming found it very interesting to "chat" with this Cui Dongshan.

Fortunately, not the enemy.

A person who has experienced more and accumulated more stories will be the most ruthless.

The two walked through Mud Bottle Alley, and when they passed the old school, Changshou stopped and asked, "So what?"

Cui Dongshan did not stop, but quickened his pace, but his sleeves were still hanging down, "I can't say it, I can't say it."

Changshou followed in the footsteps of the boy in white, and changed the topic to a lighter topic, "What did you do when you visited the mansion of the water god in Yuye River earlier?"

Cui Dongshan said: "I didn't do anything, I just grabbed the black hair of the water god empress and turned it around a few times."

Chang Ming joked, "Can you be a human being?"

Cui Dongshan said: "It's hard. Trust me."

Fellow Daoist Changshou sighed, "It's hard not to believe Mr. Cui."

Cui Dongshan said with a smile: "The remnants of Zhu Ying Dynasty's master and servant, and Qingnipo's Yunzi, I will not be a villain anymore. I am not tired of traveling, but chatting with others is the most tiring. So please help me Being a villain, anyway, you said it yourself, it’s not a good habit to get something for nothing. But pay attention to one thing, the girl named Shi Qiu, don’t add superfluous things, the whole Luoluoshan pretends that she doesn’t exist, just to let her get along with the most peace of mind The way. In private, you have to protect her a little bit more. Anyway, long-lived Daoist friends can control it by themselves. Otherwise, the husband will blame you and reason with you. At most, he will just scold you a few words. Sir, he doesn’t care about reasoning anymore, and he will hit people directly.”

Chang Ming nodded and said, "Okay."

Yunzi on the green mud slope of Huimeng Mountain is temporarily in the Longmen realm.The real body is the Black Snake of Qidun Mountain, but it is not a mountain spirit in the true sense, but a black chess piece that was formed by two playing chess immortals in the past.There are golden threads in the abdomen, and the prototype of dragon scales has already been formed.Compared with Shui Jiaohong, because of the chess game back then, the black chess pieces were placed on the chessboard, and the murderous intention was extremely heavy, which made the later "Yunzi" more cruel and rebellious in nature than the ordinary mountain snake python.

Cui Dongshan finally went to the shop by the Longxu River with a long life.

Liu Xianyang stood up, put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly: "Brother Dongshan!"

Cui Dongshan swaggered: "Brother Xianyang!"

Liu Xianyang raised his palm high, Cui Dongshan jumped up and slapped him, held Liu Xianyang's hand, and asked about it with his eyes.This sister Lingchun?Um?

Cui Dongshan answered with his eyes, this matter can't be done, change another girl.

Liu Xianyang sighed, clasped fists with Changsheng and said, "I've seen Miss Lingchun."

Fellow Daoist Changshou smiled and nodded, feeling that he was still being polite and unfamiliar with this person, so he cupped his fists in return and said, "I met Mr. Liu."

She had already made up her mind in her heart that she would come to the shop less often when there was business.Never come.

So Chang Ming bid farewell and left, and went to the green mud slope of Huimeng Mountain to get busy with business.

Liu Xianyang and Cui Dongshan sat on the small bamboo chairs, Liu Xianyang reminded in a low voice: "Brother, take it easy, under your buttocks, that is the chair that our Empress Dowager Dali used to sit on. Can you afford it?"

Cui Dongshan raised his eyebrows, looked at Liu Xianyang's bamboo chair, smiled without saying a word.

Liu Xianyang laughed and said, "What are you thinking, brother, you're not so flirtatious anymore, aren't you? That chair was already hidden by my master."

Cui Dongshan gasped.

Impressive!As expected of Brother Xianyang!

If the old man Ruan Qiong heard this, he would really beat Liu Xianyang to death, right?

Cui Dongshan accompanied Liu Xianyang to talk about the mountains, anyway, it was almost the same as Chen Lingjun who had drunk too much.

Finally, Cui Dongshan said: "Xianyang Xianyang is a good name. The heart is like a flower and a tree blooms towards the sun."

Liu Xianyang smiled and said: "If you don't tell me, I really don't think so. I just remember that old man Yao said in the early years that Yangxian soil is a good soil for firing porcelain, but it is not easy to find. Back then, Chen Pingan followed old man Yao Going into the mountains to find soil, I suffered a lot.”

Cui Dongshan suddenly smiled and said: "Bai Ye and Jun Qian are good friends, and they are destined to be with you. What about Xian Yang and Credit Moon?"

Liu Xianyang laughed and said: "It's a high climb, I'm a high climber."

Judging by his posture and tone of voice, he already had a disparity with that girl on credit who was one of the ten young people.

Liu Xianyang suddenly asked: "That girl on credit, what does she look like?"

Cui Dongshan answered irrelevantly, "This girl is very strange. She was born in a wild world, but she hardly kills people in Tongyezhou, she only finds people."

Liu Xianyang patted his knees and said: "Good girl, she is such a good girl who is infatuated! Isn't her brother Xianyang just sitting here? Where are you looking for!"

Quickly turned around and handed over a handful of melon seeds, "Brother Cui, eat melon seeds."

Cui Dongshan took the melon seeds and grabbed some for Liu Xianyang, "At least I will save some for Brother Xianyang."

Cui Dongshan was eating melon seeds, bent down and looked into the distance, and asked casually: "Do you believe in marriage or not, are you afraid of the red line?"

Liu Xianyang was also eating melon seeds, and said with a smile, "I just want to see if the girl is good."

Cui Dongshan smiled and said, "Did I miss a word?"

Liu Xianyang nodded and said, "One word should be said as two words, save some effort."

Just to see if the girl is good-looking or not.

Cui Dongshan slapped his knee, "Brother Xianyang, I really didn't praise you, you are so witty!"

Liu Xianyang said shyly, "It's better to be cute instead of cute. Only by asking for a good omen can you find a good wife."

Cui Dongshan finished eating melon seeds and said he was going home for dinner.

Liu Xianyang waved his hand, indicating that he would not follow along to eat and drink.

Cui Dongshan got up and just walked a few steps.

Liu Xianyang suddenly asked: "Is the person who is looking for on credit month, the sword repairer Liu Cai?"

Cui Dongshan turned his head slowly, "Yes and no. It's hard to say clearly."

Liu Xianyang asked again: "How far is it from me? Can Mr. Cui let me see Liu Cai from a distance?"

Cui Dongshan shook his head and said, "Don't get involved."

Liu Xianyang asked again: "Is it because I can't get involved at all right now, or is it just that I get involved at a higher price?"

Cui Dongshan said with a smile: "Both have both, and the former is mostly, so don't think too much."

Liu Xianyang let out an oh and stopped talking.

Cui Dongshan did not go back to Luopo Mountain in Yufeng, but walked on foot, and finally sat on the stone arch bridge.

The old sword bars are no longer hanging under the bridge.

Cui Dongshan frowned, and covered his sleeves with his hands.

The person that Credit Moon was looking for was indeed Liu Cai.

A person who is already far away with Mr., but seems to be close in front of his eyes.

A person who Cui Dongshan was more alert in his early years just in case.It wasn't that I thought that person was weird at the time, but that the preacher of that person was too weird.

So whenever there is a chance, Cui Dongshan will ask about some past travels in Tongyezhou without showing any trace.

In addition, my husband is more willing to talk a little more with that friend who happened to meet on Yuanyou Road, so Cui Dongshan naturally knows more.

So Cui Dongshan now roughly understands that before his husband entered the Ouhua blessed land, he had already met the future Liu Cai.

Not only have we met, but we are close at hand, close at hand!

And he is a sincere friend of both parties, that person even hopes from the bottom of his heart that the husband can become the mainstay in this chaotic world.

Even if Cui Dongshan just thinks about it, even if he is an outsider, after so many years, even if he is half of Cui Chan, he will feel a chill down his back and feel terrified!

then.

My husband generally said, "You need to have a little more, and you can't ask for everything."

The man laughed loudly, "Chen Pingan, you are actually hiding from that one."

Let you hide first.Be that one.

When you become one, come and kill one with one.

Mr. Chen Ping'an, and Liu Cai, who Lu carried forward in the past, were actually talking about this matter face to face.

This is the real calculation.

That string of candied gourds in Lizhu Cave, you Zou Zi didn’t have enough? !Is it over? !

Cui Dongshan slapped the stone arch bridge with a slap, but suddenly withdrew his strength, turned into palms and sleeves, and lightly brushed across the bridge deck together.

Cui Dongshan said in a heartfelt voice: "Li Xisheng, come and pay off the debt! Mister's luck is largely up to you. Since Mister didn't accept your peach charm, you should..."

In fact, Cui Dongshan is going to be a rascal.

The truth cannot be said that way, but it has to be said.

That old bastard Cui Chan, knowing this, deduces more, evolves further, if the old bastard thinks he can kill it, let Liu Cai try it out.

How could Cui Dongshan want to be like this? Many things, if you only fight against each other, it is not difficult at all. The problem is that Zou Zi has carefully set up a game, and the involvement will only be bigger.

Li Xisheng showed up with a smile, sat next to Cui Dongshan, and then nodded slightly, "I'm going to discuss with Zou Zi, of course there is no problem, but it will not be for Chen Ping'an. But you look down on Chen Ping'an so much? Even a student can't trust Mr. , it's not appropriate."

Cui Dongshan said sickly: "I'm in the middle of the game, so of course I'm not as stable as you."

Li Xisheng put his hands on his knees lightly and looked into the distance, "Then do you feel that Chen Pingan has actually guessed who Liu Cai is? Of course, he guessed the eventuality."

Cui Dongshan shook his head and said, "My husband is not out of his mind."

Keep a little calculation in mind.

He intends to discuss with Li Xisheng a big auspicious word that cannot be followed by words.

In the past, Cui Chan, the embroidered tiger, was just teaching on behalf of his teacher.

And the former boss of Baiyu Jingdao, he was acting as a teacher to accept apprentices.

Li Xisheng didn't let Cui Dongshan succeed, he just smiled and said: "Whether you have the heart or not, is it possible to get one? Is that one so easy to hide and so easy to kill? My master doesn't think it will be possible. So I think You and I can just watch from the sidelines, let’s talk if something really happens.”

With a wave of his hand, Li Xisheng threw the golden crucian carp and the small golden crab into the water, but when they were about to fall into the water, they suddenly appeared in the distance.

Li Xisheng smiled and said, "Go to Huajiao."

Cui Dongshan looked pitifully at the water.

Li Xisheng said calmly: "I return to you on a snowy night."

Cui Dongshan turned a deaf ear and remained indifferent.

When Li Xisheng disappeared, go to Dadu.

Cui Dongshan stood up with a blank expression, and Yufeng returned to Luopi Mountain. When he saw the millet grain waiting at the gate, Cui Dongshan's sleeves flew up.

No matter how many more years to wait, there will be a snowy night to return home.

Fuck what Zouzi is not the same, I am Cui Dongshan!I am Dongshan!