Konoha's Negative Emotional System

Konoha, Ninja Science and Technology Department. .

Jiraiya came, and he wanted Senju Ryuucun to fulfill his promise and help him introduce the No. 1 Angry Birds in the ninja world.

"No problem" Qianju Longcun agreed happily.

"Really?" Jiraiya rubbed his hands, a little embarrassed.He used to dream about meeting his idol, but now that he was really about to meet his idol, he didn't know what to do.

"Why don't we spend hundreds of millions to hire Angry Birds? I can still afford it." Thousand-hand Dragon Village spent a lot of money and behaved very generously.

"Thank you, Director Kurosaki." Jiraiya thanked him hurriedly. The Senju Ryuu Village spent hundreds of millions on himself at one time, which was a big deal.

"You're welcome. You just need to learn writing skills from Angry Birds and follow his guidance. In the future, you will be a writer with both virtue and skill who can be worthy of me." Qianju Ryuucun's smile revealed a hint of treachery.

A good opportunity to gain negative emotion points has come again. Wow, Jiraiya, I'm sorry if I don't beat you to death. I've spent hundreds of millions on myself.

Jiraiya was very excited. He nodded desperately and patted his chest, promising that he would learn writing skills from Angry Birds and strive to become a writer as famous as Angry Birds.

Senju Ryuucun was very pleased that Jiraiya had such a heart, and he would definitely train (torture) him well.

"Let's see." Senju Ryucun thought, "Jiraiya, you leave the village tomorrow night and go to Shueisha. I'll ask Angry Birds to wait for you there. The president of Shueisha, Senju Shuei, will accompany you and let you talk all night long. .”

"That's great." Jiraiya almost jumped up with joy. He had many questions that he wanted to ask about Angry Birds. For example, is there a sequel to "The Story of Hinata Shiroki and Uchiha Takayoshi"?Is my master, the Third Hokage, really an expert in voyeurism?Did the Yama clan leader and Kyuubi really have that kind of relationship?The Inuzuka clan...

There are countless questions in Jiraiya's heart waiting for Angry Birds to answer them one by one. Of course, for Jiraiya, there is only one question he wants to ask the most, and that is how can he become like Angry Birds? Just as good.

Oooh, Jiraiya couldn't help but get excited when he thought that all his questions would be answered tomorrow night. He felt that he would not be able to sleep well tonight.

Senju Ryuucun chuckled, and he would definitely give Jiraiya an unforgettable night tomorrow, and guide him to become more courageous in the road of being cheated, and eventually become a great writer of harmony theory.

Of course, the main purpose of Senju Ryuu Village is to get negative emotion points. Now that the Second Ninja War is getting closer and closer, Senju Ryuu Village has to prepare some negative emotion points for plot characters. Needed from time to time.

"Huh" Qianju Longcun breathed a sigh of relief. Is he going to start a bohemian life again?Can the nature that I have suppressed for so many years be released again?So looking forward to it, so longing for it.

Senju Ryumura looked at Jiraiya with a gentle expression on his face. This is his treasure trove of negative emotion points, and he must focus on cultivating them.

"Jiraiya, you may not know what the quirks of Angry Birds are. Let me explain them to you in detail, so that you don't inadvertently violate other people's taboos." Senju Ryuucun spoke earnestly.

"Yeah" Jiraiya nodded heavily, took out his small notebook and was about to take notes.

"Well, very good." Senju Ryuucun first praised Jiraiya, and then continued: "Angry Birds likes birds, and loves houses and crows. He also particularly likes people dressed as birds, commonly known as birdmen."

"???" Jiraiya was confused. Angry birds like people dressed as birds. What does this sentence mean?Why does it sound so awkward?

"That means, Jiraiya, you have to dress up like a bird and become a birdman, so that the Angry Birds can look at you differently." Senju Ryumura said with an expression like "I will never lie to you."

"This..." Jiraiya's mouth twitched sharply. Birdman, a person dressed as a bird, this sounds quite difficult.

"What?" Senju Ryuucun raised his eyebrows slightly and said dissatisfied: "Jiraiya, can't you do it? If you can't do it, the Angry Birds will probably not want to see you."

"It can be done, it can definitely be done" Jiraiya quickly expressed his position.He has always been flexible and flexible, so why not pretend to be a birdman? He feels that he can bear it completely.

"Well, your courage is commendable." Qianju Longcun gave a thumbs up.

"Of course, I've even dressed up as a toad before, so what's the point of dressing up as a bird now?" Jiraiya acted nonchalantly.

Haha, Senju Ryuucun laughed, he liked Jiraiya's shameless indifference.

"Let's do it, Jiraiya, you come to my place tomorrow afternoon, wear your birdman costume, and I will give you a review to see if it can satisfy the Angry Birds," Senju Ryuucun said seemingly kindly. One sentence.

"Okay, no problem." Jiraiya said carelessly. With Senju Ryumura, a person who has been in contact with Angry Birds, helping to check it, he would be more confident in dressing up as a birdman himself, and he would definitely satisfy Angry Birds!

"That's settled, you come to the Ninja Science and Technology Department to find me tomorrow afternoon." Senju Ryumura smiled, and he didn't look like a good guy.

Jiraiya didn't realize it at all. He was still immersed in the happiness of meeting his idol tomorrow night. Maybe he could become a famous writer in the future.

Jiraiya unknowingly had an affair. He imagined that he would soon succeed in writing, marry Bai Fumi, serve as the Fourth Hokage, and reach the pinnacle of his life!Haha, I’m a little excited just thinking about it.

"Jiraiya, Jiraiya..." Senju Ryumura called softly, waking up Jiraiya who was immersed in his own fantasy.

"Huh? Oh" Jiraiya wiped away the smile on his lips, leaving a rippling smile on his lips. It looked like he must have thought of something unhealthy just now.

"Jiraiya, hurry up and go to the market to buy your birdman costume! Time is tight now, and there is no room for sloppiness. Whether you can leave a good impression on the Angry Birds depends on how much you can personally sacrifice." Senju Longcun's tone increased.

"Yes" Jiraiya walked to the market with a strong and vigorous pace.He vowed that he would dress up as the most resemblance to Birdman, amaze everyone, let Angry Birds become his confidant, and then let Angry Birds teach him all the writing skills while being moved, and then he can ……Wow haha.

"Jiraiya, come on!" Senju Ryuucun encouraged silently, all for the sake of Jiraiya's negative emotions!

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