Konoha's Negative Emotional System

Konoha, Ninja Science and Technology Department, having dinner together.Mobile terminal m..

The employees of Ninja Technology Department are enjoying this rare time of indulgence.

Suddenly, the crowd burst into an uproar and started talking.

"Jiraiya, what's wrong with you? Why are you dressed like a big cock?" Employee 1 of the Ninja Technology Department exclaimed.

"This is a bird, not a big rooster" Jiraiya retorted.

"This is obviously a big rooster. Look at your bright feathers, thick thighs, and the paint on your face. How could it be a bird?" Employee 2 of the Ninja Technology Department retorted.

The others nodded in agreement. Jiraiya must have lost his mind. Why was he pretending to be a big cock when he had nothing to do?

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained negative emotion points +110+120+119 from Jiraiya..." The system prompts continuously.

Jiraiya felt deep malice from everyone's comments, but what made him most dissatisfied was that he was obviously dressing up as a bird, so why did everyone think he was dressing up as a big rooster?

Senju Ryumura and others came over and stared at Jiraiya who was furious. He was dressed like a big rooster.

"Jiraiya, I asked you to dress up as a birdman, why did you become a chicken man?" Senju Ryuucun was a little confused. Was it because he didn't express himself clearly enough yesterday?It shouldn’t be, I emphasized it several times.

But what happened to Jiraiya?Why is his aesthetic so unique?Although birds and chickens may have similar morphology, Jiraiya should be able to tell them apart.

"I'm obviously dressing up as a birdman." Jiraiya was about to cry. He had been busy all night yesterday and finally dressed up in the tailor shop. Why was there so much difference between the design effect and his ideal effect?

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained negative emotion points +555+555+ from Jiraiya..." The system prompts continued to accelerate.

Haha, Senju Ryuucun laughed. Although Jiraiya doesn't look like a bird-man, dressing up as a chicken-man can also provide negative emotion points. This has the same effect.

"I'm really a bird, not a chicken" Jiraiya still wanted to explain.

"What the hell?" Tsunade couldn't understand at all: "Jiraiya, are you crazy? Why are you dressing up as a chicken when you have nothing to do?"

"It's not a chicken, it's a bird" Jiraiya was very stubborn.

"Okay, then why are you dressing up as a bird?" Tsunade still couldn't understand. Is Jiraiya's brain flooded again?

"I have a reason." Jiraiya hesitated. He should keep his idol's identity secret for the time being, so as not to cause a bigger sensation later.

"You don't want to dress up like this and go to the female hot spring bath to peep." Tsunade had a look of disgust on her face. She could only give this explanation for Jiraiya's behavior today.

"Of course not," Jiraiya categorically denied: "I'm going to meet an important person tonight, a person you can't even imagine."

"Oh←_←" Orochimaru looked sideways.There are only two kinds of people who can be called big shots by Jiraiya. One is really a big shot, and the other is a pervert like Jiraiya, and a big pervert with a longer record of certain bad behaviors. Far more than Jiraiya.

Judging from Orochimaru's knowledge of Jiraiya over the years, there is a high probability that Jiraiya tonight is going to meet a big pervert, and then the two of them will plan a plot to outrage the Konoha police force. Major cases.

"Hey, Orochimaru, what are you looking at?" Jiraiya was very dissatisfied. Orochimaru actually looked at him with contempt. How could he bear this?

Orochimaru turned his head, not wanting to talk to Jiraiya. He had already planned to wait until Jiraiya was questioned by the Konoha police force again, and then secretly reveal all the bad things Jiraiya had done to Konoha in an anonymous letter. Police Force, and then let Jiraiya reflect in the cell of the Konoha Police Force.

"Boss Kurosaki, please comment." Jiraiya was furious. He had finally dressed up as a birdman. Why did Orochimaru despise him?I didn’t eat your rice!

"Ahem!" Senju Ryumura coughed twice and smoothed things over: "Jiraiya, Orochimaru may think that you don't look like a birdman in disguise, so you want to express your attitude."

"But I think it looks very similar. It has wings, claws, and a bird's head. Isn't this a bird?" Jiraiya said angrily.

"But big roosters also have the characteristics you mentioned." Qianju Ryuucun spread his hands helplessly: "And your body is larger and your wings are smaller. If you want to grow like you, you may not be able to fly. "

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained negative emotion points +666+666+ from Jiraiya..." The system prompts flew up.

Wow, Senju Ryumura was happy. Jiraiya's wave of negative emotions came at a good time, fully expressing his inner frustration.

"And" Qianju Longcun kept up his efforts: "You are missing one of the most important characteristics of a bird in its form."

"What?" Jiraiya looked confused. He thought he had succeeded in pretending, but he didn't expect there would be so many problems.

"Bird's mouth" Senju Ryumura pointed at Jiraiya's mouth.

"Nani(==_=)?!" Jiraiya's balls hurt. If I put a beak in my mouth, how can I talk down there?

"Also, the pace you were walking just now was wrong. Birds mostly jump forward on the ground, and occasionally flutter their wings and fly twice, but the way you walk is the way humans walk..." Qianju Longcun Continue to point out Jiraiya's mistakes.

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained negative emotion points +666+666+ from Jiraiya..." The system prompts quickly and urgently.

Jiraiya frowned. He originally thought that dressing up as a birdman would be an easy task, but who would have thought that it would be so troublesome.

"Jiraiya, you still have a lot of room for improvement," Senju Ryuucun said earnestly.

Jiraiya felt even more uncomfortable. If he failed to dress up as a birdman, would the Angry Birds look at him differently?Probably not.

Jiraiya thought sadly, if Angry Birds looked down upon him and was unwilling to guide him in writing skills, then how could he succeed in writing, marry Bai Fumi, serve as the Fourth Hokage, and reach the pinnacle of his life?

Jiraiya felt that the road ahead of him was dark. It was clear that the shortcut to success was tonight, but he couldn't grasp it. It was really heartbreaking!

"Actually, I have a good way to remedy this." Thousand-hand Longcun gave up.

"What can you do? Tell me quickly" Jiraiya was impatient.

"The method is very simple, you just go..."

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