Konoha's Negative Emotional System

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The Rain Ninja Army moved, moving in the direction of the Konoha Army under the leadership of Sansho Hanzo.

The Konoha army camp is fully prepared, ready to fight at any time.

Senju Ryumura stood in front of the gate of the Konoha army camp. The old god was watching Sanshouyu Hanzo and the rain ninja army coming over, his expression seemed to be a little proud.

Jiraiya was a little nervous and couldn't hold the loudspeaker steady.

Senju Ryumura was calm and calm, and casually told Jiraiya: "You continue to promote your new book. The Rain Ninja Army does not dare to take the initiative to fight. Sanshouyu Hanzo knows very well that in this environment, the Rain Ninja Army is no match for the Konoha Army. .”

"Oh" Jiraiya was trembling. Since the Senju Ryuu Village said so, he no longer needed to be reserved and continue to promote himself and his new book!

"Hey" Jiraiya picked up the loudspeaker and opened his voice again: "My name is Jiraiya. As a closed disciple of Angry Birds, the No. 1 ninja school, today I am here to read aloud one of my new works for you. "Endurance Moves the Universe"..."

"That junior named Jiraiya" Sanshouyu Hanzo suddenly roared.

"Ah! (⊙_⊙)?!" Jiraiya was stunned. His publicity just now was so effective?Sanshouyu Hanzo remembered his name so quickly!

Jiraiya agrees from the bottom of his heart. Senju Ryumura is right. He and his new book must be promoted more, so that they can be famous. Only when they are famous can people buy them. Only when people buy them can they make money, and can they make money. Only then can I have some fun games with many beautiful ladies→_→.

A lewd smile appeared on Jiraiya's face, making the people next to him frown.

"That junior named Jiraiya, you said you are a closed disciple of Angry Birds?" Hanzo asked loudly.

"That's right," Jiraiya picked up the loudspeaker and replied to Sansho Hanzo.

"Haha" Sanshouyu Hanzo sneered: "Jiraiya, you must be very familiar with Angry Birds."

"That's quite familiar!" Anyway, no one knew, Jiraiya boasted: "The reason why I was able to become the No. 1 disciple of Angry Birds in the ninja world is because the Angry Birds teacher has I have discovered extremely high academic attainments. Now, after years of careful training by Mr. Angry Birds, my writing level has reached the level of proficiency. Any work I write can shock the ninja community..."

Ignoring Jiraiya's blow, Sanshouyu Hanzo was determined and smiled sinisterly: "Jiraiya, you have such a good relationship with Angry Birds, then you must know where he lives now?"

"Uh..." Jiraiya was stuck. To be honest, he really didn't know where the Angry Birds lived, because he only met the Angry Birds once and didn't have time to talk about these trivial things.

However, Jiraiya would not admit that he was not very familiar with Angry Birds. Otherwise, where would he be as a disciple of Angry Birds, the No. 1 ninja school?

Ever since, Jiraiya started talking nonsense: "Of course I know where my teacher lives, what? Do you want to know?"

"Haha, of course I want to know. I have a deep connection with Angry Birds. I will think of him when I practice ninjutsu, and I will think of him when I practice physical skills. I will think of him when I eat and drink. I will think of him when I go to the toilet. I swore silently on countless nights that I must find him in this life, otherwise, I will not rest in peace even if I die." Sanshouyu Hanzo almost roared out his anger. How "missed" the little bird is.

Jiraiya was confused with Yourong. Although he had heard that his teacher had many fans in the ninja world, ranging from daimyo to peddlers and lackeys, all over the country in the ninja world, he really did not expect that Sansho Hanzo actually had He is also a big fan of his teacher, the one who looks like he is terminally ill.

"Jiraiya, tell me the address of Angry Birds! I believe you must know it." Sanshouyu Hanzo deeply believed that Jiraiya was a close disciple of Angry Birds, and the relationship between the two of them must be very close. After all, what is a closed disciple?It's basically a father-son relationship.So, Jiraiya must know where the Angry Birds live.

"I know, I know, but I can't tell you..." Jiraiya began to think about how to smooth things over.

"Why can't you tell me? You have to do me a little favor." Sanshouyu Hanzo desperately wanted to find the angry birds, then plucked all the feathers from the angry birds, and then fried and boiled the angry birds. .Only in this way can Sanshouyu Hanzo vent the resentment and grievances he has accumulated over the years.

"The two of us are in a hostile relationship now. How can I tell you the whereabouts of my teacher?" Jiraiya found a legitimate reason and quickly rejected Sansho Hanzo.

Sansho Hanzo's face was livid, the hope of finding the Angry Birds was in front of him, but Jiraiya chose not to tell him, which was extremely abominable.

"Jiraiya, are you sure you don't want to tell me where the Angry Birds live?" Sansho Hanzo's tone was full of threats.

"I'm sure, we are in a hostile relationship now, why should I help you? Unless you raise the white flag and surrender," Jiraiya said angrily, speaking righteously.

"Bah, bang, bang," the Konoha ninjas of the Konoha Army burst into applause, all cheering for Jiraiya's move to angrily attack Sansho Hanzo.

"Jiraiya, that's well said. You are indeed worthy of being the most proud disciple of Lord Sandaime." Konoha Ninja 1 gave a thumbs up.

"Jiraiya, I believe you are the closed disciple of Angry Birds, the No. 1 ninja school. Your new book is called "Ninja Moves the Universe", right? I'm pre-ordering a set now as a support for you." Konoha Ninja 2 Solidarity.

"I ordered three sets of "Ninja Moves the World"" Konoha Ninja 2 is not to be outdone.

"I ordered five sets of "Ninja Moves the Universe" Konoha Ninja 3.

"I ordered ten sets of "Enduring the Universe"

……

Konoha ninjas rushed to express their support for Jiraiya using their purchasing power.

"Thank you everyone, thank you for your support." Jiraiya waved to the Konoha ninjas, very coquettishly.

"I hereby solemnly promise to the vast number of readers that my new books "Endurance Moves the Universe", "Endurance Moves the Universe", "Endurance Moves the Universe" will not disappoint you." Say important things three times, since Laiya has an innate talent for things like selling ads.

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained negative emotion points +666+666+... from Hanzo the Sanshouyu..." The system prompts slipped into a line.

At this time, Sanshouyu Hanzo was so angry that he was almost smoking.

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