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October 4th, the forty-eighth year of Konoha, is a day that should be well remembered.

Because on this day, a novel went on sale at Shueido in Konoha. Its promotional poster even replaced the poster originally used to promote the serialized version of "Intimate Paradise" and hung on the most eye-catching billboard in Konoha:

A sunny boy with blond hair, a gentle and jade-like face with a smile that makes people feel like spring breeze.

The boy wore a Konoha forehead protector on his forehead and held a book in his hands. The cover happened to be visible to everyone:

"Little Four Generations"

After seeing the title of the book and the appearance of the young man, anyone who is not blind can know who the male protagonist of this book will be.

On the poster, behind the boy are four female figures who have been deliberately downplayed, with a line of large characters written at the top:

The famous ninja writer Jiraiya-sama's painstaking masterpiece, the semi-documentary youth-themed literature "The Fourth Generation" has been on sale.

"Wow! Is Jiraiya-sama so productive?!"

"Yes, not only is he powerful as a ninja, but he is also popular and busy writing novels!

He is truly worthy of being our Sannin of Konoha! As expected of the third generation disciple and the fourth generation teacher! "

"Haven't you noticed? This book actually describes the fourth generation?

And it still seems to be about youth love? Or semi-documentary?

Only Jiraiya-sama is qualified to write this kind of book! "

"I wonder if this book is popular, then the next book will be about the Sandaime-sama..."

The man didn't finish his words, because he was already pulled aside by two ANBU ninjas.

On a tall telephone pole not far away, a tall man stood on top of the pole with perfect balance, looking at the billboard in confusion.

A breeze blew by, and the man's white hair was fluttering in the wind.

This person is none other than Jiraiya, the author of the "New Semi-Documentary Youth Literature Book" on the billboard. He is holding a new book "The Fourth Generation" that is heavily promoted on the billboard, and has already read less than half of it.

Just now, the group of dog-licking book fans below were licking Jiraiya very happily, and even felt a little elated.

If he hadn't written the book at all, he would have almost believed it!

Today was originally just a boring and idle day for Jiraiya.

He slept until he woke up naturally in his doghouse where he had been single for more than thirty years. With a hangover headache, he went to Ichiraku Ramen for brunch, and then fell into the question of "should I go to the hot spring street to pee?" I am in a dilemma when thinking about the philosophy of life issue "to　be　or　not　to　be".

Then when he passed Jiyingtang, he was pulled in by the branch manager whose face was red with excitement. This guy, even Six Paths Pain might not be able to do something, but he was killed by a weakling with no strength. The middle-aged chicken did it easily.

"What do you want from me, President Noma?"

Jiraiya was a little confused about the opponent's reaction. Shouldn't the urging party silently take out the blade from his opponent's hand with cold eyebrows?

"Jiraiya-sama! I haven't contacted you in the past two days. It's really driving me to death!"

Even if Jiraiya is in Konoha, it is a legend that the dragon has never seen its tail. After all, he has been practicing hiding his traces since he was a few years old.

"...Isn't it just the beginning of the month? Didn't last month's serialization be delivered even though it was delayed for a few days?"

"It's not "Intimate Paradise"! It's the completed new book "Little Fourth Generation" that you sent me the day before yesterday!

It's simply too good. You are probably the only one qualified to write this kind of book!

I have contacted the capital and worked overnight to print out a thousand copies. Now they have been sent to Konoha, and sales will start today!

Jiraiya-sama, according to my professional opinion, this book will definitely be a hit!

And it’s for both men and women, you know? !

Your delicate descriptions of several female characters will make male readers draw themselves into the Yondaime characters and be unable to extricate themselves.

And your portrayal of the Yondaime's boyhood will make girls deeply involved in this sad and resentful polyamorous story! "

Speaking of this, President Noma looked at Jiraiya with more and more intense eyes, with fanatical worship, just like a follower of an evil cult.

"It is inevitable that this book will become a fire in Konoha. In the Land of Fire...

No! It will definitely cause a sensation in the five major countries! You gave me the privilege to be a part of the birth of a miracle!

With this achievement, I almost saw the opportunity to compete for the next president of the headquarters when I returned to my country!

Thank you, Jiraiya-sama! "

The increasingly excited branch president gave Jiraiya a solid ninety-degree bow to express his inner gratitude.

"President Noma... did you drink too much yesterday, or did I drink too much yesterday?"

Jiraiya is a shameless salty fish who will be too lazy to let Xiao Huangmao ghostwrite for him in the future. It is absolutely impossible for him to add more updates.

Not to mention saving a whole book and then publishing it directly, it is simply a fantasy for Jiraiya, okay? !

"Yes! You must drink more in the future! Didn't the inspiration for this book come from you while you were drunk?

If you want to have a drink in the future, come find me! Jiyingtang will definitely treat you! "

In the eyes of the branch chief, what Jiraiya drinks is not wine, and what he writes is not words.

In his eyes, Jiraiya, who was drinking freely, was like a cow that was grazing with its head down and getting ready to be milked!

"Hey! It's almost as good as joking or something!

I will submit the manuscript on time in the future...probably, that's it, I'll take my leave now! "

Jiraiya was fed up with the president talking crazy words and was about to leave, but was grabbed by the other party.

He turned his head a little angrily, but what he saw was a book. On the cover, the boy version of Minato was drawn very realistically. After all, photos of the Yondaime as a boy were not difficult to find in Konoha. He was an outstanding graduate of the ninja school. It's in the file.

……

Jiraiya, who has now read half of the book "Little Yondaime", is standing on the telephone pole and is a little doubtful about life. He looks down at the scenery of Konoha in front of him, and he has a feeling of "drawing a sword and looking around at a loss".

"No! This book was definitely not written by me! It was definitely not!"

Jiraiya is still very concerned about his writing. After being appointed by the Great Toad Sage to "travel and write books", he has read some novels and is considered an old bookworm.

Although the theory is somewhat lacking, he can still keenly discover the illogical rhetoric and deliberate showmanship hidden deep in the translated version of "Little Fourth Generation", which tries its best to imitate his writing style.

This strange beauty of words does not belong to Jiraiya.

Because he, a straight-laced old virgin who only pursues sex, is not the type of person who "splashes with tears when he is in love with others, and is frightened by others", okay? !

"But...it's so well written~"

This is what surprised Jiraiya the most:

The other party obviously has such a level, why would he write such a book in his own name?

To be fair, for a novel of this level, even if the male protagonist is not Minato Namikaze, it can be replaced by any name, such as Kyosuke, Shinji, Touya, etc.; the story does not take place in the Hidden Leaf Village; the protagonists are not ninjas...

They’re all going to be a big hit!

"Could it be created by a book fan and do this inexplicable behavior because of their admiration for me?"

Jiraiya touched the back of his head and turned the book to the last page:

"On that night full of fighting and killing, I watched with my own eyes as he carried a red-haired girl back to Konoha from the woods on the outskirts.

The evening breeze blew the blond hair on his temples,

Heal the scars left by memories.

His eyes were filled with light and dark, and he was smiling.

I finally realized that we all lost, lost to a girl who had never faced it.

……

A few years later, he became a famous golden flash in the ninja world.

After the war, he and she sent a red invitation to invite me to share their joy, but panic took over my heart.

As I write this, I understand:

I finally gave him my youth back,

Together with the midsummer of that year recorded on the tip of the pen...

Minato-san, do you know how many midsummer nights there are,

In the dream, you confessed to me with a shy and gentle smile.

But every time I wake up from the dream, I understand:

You have entrusted your life to her,

Offer her a white horse.

Whatever your heart moves, just let it go.

In the name of love, goodbye, Minato..."

After seeing this hesitant ending, after feeling emotional for a few seconds, Jiraiya, a senior spare tire, keenly discovered a problem:

If this book is really a book written in her own name by a woman who has always been obsessed with Minato to commemorate her youth, then this guy is definitely not holding it back!

"When your loved one is happy, you only need to protect it silently, and definitely not write about this past event in a big way, especially when you have to mention Kushina at the end."

Jiraiya suddenly frowned, realizing the seriousness of the problem:

In this book, Kushina, who has always had no sense of existence and was not even mentioned much in the whole book, magically showed her face at the end? !

How to say? Is this "the development of a passerby heroine"? !

When he thought of Kushina, Jiraiya's face instantly turned pale, whiter than his hair.

"Oops! If she sees this book..."

Yes, Frogmaru, the self-proclaimed boss, is just as despised by Luo Sha, he doesn’t understand women at all!

The so-called heartbreaking does not mean simply changing the names of characters from a romance novel to Minato's body.

"Even people like me who don't know how to write novels know that this thing is a lie when it is written. It is just to make readers willing to be deceived."

On the night when she worked hard on "creating" a few days ago, Luosha looked at Frogmaru with contempt and continued:

“The truest lie is one that is seven percent true and three percent false, which makes people always think it is reasonable and convincing.

Therefore, the wife of the Fourth Hokage must appear, but it cannot take up too much space to describe~"

……

At this time, in the Namikaze house in Konoha Village, the "passerby heroine" Uzumaki Kushina was holding a freshly released "The Fourth Generation", and happened to see the sentence at the end:

"In the name of love, goodbye Minato..."

She was wearing a dark green maternity dress and sitting at the table in the living room with her head lowered.

"In the name of love...

The name of love...

like……"

Kushina's bright red long hair stood up without any wind, and her voice gradually changed from a deliberately suppressed anger to cold and sinister.

"Teacher Jiraiya..."

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