You may have watched this fake Naruto

When it comes to the five major ninja villages in the Naruto world, the one that left the deepest impression on us is undoubtedly Konoha.

After all, this place was founded by two "legendary strong men" Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara.

This is the starting point of a brand-new system. "One country, one village" allows ninjas to truly step onto the stage of the times, from being hired and raised eagle dogs to an army that can influence the rise and fall of a country.

But it is also a hotbed of crisis brewing in the ninja world.

The Uchiha who couldn't urinate when someone was behind his back gradually turned into the Uchiha who "has a blood feud with his sweetheart for generations" as he grew up. Finally, he watched Ou Dou, who was not stupid, being raped by his sweetheart Ou Doudou. The Uchiha who was hacked to death by Tsumugi finally became the Uchiha who was tricked by a bunch of pig teammates behind him with twenty shots.

Do you think this is the worst? It's not.

This Uchiha finally succeeded in holding hands with his sweetheart, even though the other person was already married and had children.

Because Uchiha is the best at fire escape, his sweetheart named the village chief of the village they established with "Hokage".

Uchiha was secretly happy, so he named the village "Konoha" because his sweetheart was the best at wood escape.

In the eyes of the fujoshi, this is such a tooth-droppingly sweet story of Konoha brotherhood.

Without even thinking about it, the official description already makes people unable to stop watching this pair of CPs.

Will there be monsters standing up to oppose this marriage between a talented and handsome man at this time?

There is this monster named Senju Tobirama.

Please remember this Odoudou who hacked Uchiha to death, Uchiha's sweetheart Oudou.

Because this Ou Doudou will inherit the heavy responsibility on the shoulders of Mr. Lu Xun in this unofficial history of Naruto.

"Even if I die and be nailed in a coffin

Also when he is reincarnated from the filthy earth

Shout out with this rotten voice

East Malaysia mistress"

"The Uchiha clan has broad ideas, and the Uzumaki clan has many joys."

This was also said by Senju Tobirama, but he probably didn't dare to say it in front of his sister-in-law.

This shows how much Tobirama Second Master hates the Uchiha clan.

After all, he was once not just Ou Doudou, but also had two younger brothers.

It's a pity that the two younger brothers named Wama and Itama both died at the hands of the Uchiha clan.

Thousand-Armed Buddha Jian named his four sons with good intentions and shared a room together. Now he felt at ease.

The tiles and bricks were all made of wood, and only the pillars and beams were left. Maybe Tsunade's father's name was Senju Pavilion.

The brother-in-law beat the mandarin ducks, and the poor and helpless Uchiha finally turned black. He squatted in the basement all day long and stared at his ancestral stones with his Sharingan, trying to understand with his eyes that are neither nearsighted nor 55% blind. Garbled characters on this stone.

The problem is, understanding text depends not on eyesight but on brain, right?

Moreover, any language will undergo great changes in grammar and wording after being passed down for thousands of years.

Not to mention a thousand years ago, do the words "comrade" and "gentleman" from a few decades ago still mean the same as they do now?

What if the pattern on the stone tablet you’ve been trying to decipher is actually a QR code?

Can’t the Mangekyō Sharingan scan QR codes?

can't

Uchiha, who had been autistic for a long time and used his eyes too much, finally became completely crazy as his sweetheart Ou Doudou imagined.

Ah, no, my mind has broadened.

As a result, the entire ninja world became unpredictable, and the story behind it happened.

Then the question comes

Was Konoha Hidden Village really a good place when it was first established?

For some people, yes

If you love someone, then send him to Konoha, it is heaven.

Because everyone there is talented and well-spoken. As long as you compete with Hashirama-sama in the casino, you can make a living.

But there are always shadows under the wood, so

If you hate someone, send him to Konoha, it's hell.

Because there is Madara Uchiha there

Kamisyu Onoki is such a person who has experienced the hell mode of Konoha Hidden Village.

He was only fifteen or sixteen years old at that time, and he went to Konoha with his bandage teacher Mu, who had not yet become the second Tsuchikage, to prepare to sign a "Fire and Earth Alliance", a "powerful" strategic alliance agreement.

After all, although Iwagakure Village was not as wide as Konoha at that time, its strength was already slightly stronger than the other three villages.

Then they unfortunately met Uchiha Madara, whose "sweetheart was addicted to gambling and left all government affairs to him."

That guy, if Madara hadn't considered the negative impact of killing people in the village at that time, Kurotsuchi, the "leg shadow" that countless people would love to see in the future, wouldn't have been born.

To use the original words of Madara Chuuji full of breath, that is

"Without an alliance, you have only one choice: surrender before Konoha."

So don't really blame Mr. Tobirama for speaking ill of his brother's old sweetheart behind his back.

Uchiha Madara really has no political talent.

If he really became Hokage, that would be

"Hashirama, where are you and Ryo's Bokujin Jutsu?

Come and merge with my Susanoo

Let’s drive the Gundam and rule the world.”

Just such a thing left a huge psychological shadow on Ohnoki, who was still a child.

Late at night in Iwagakure Village, Onoki suddenly woke up from his bedroom.

In the nightmare just now, he seemed to see the scarlet three-magatama Sharingan again.

Those evil eyes glanced at themselves indifferently, then turned in other directions

Its owner stared greedily at the large territory of the Earth Kingdom.

It has been fifty years, but those eyes still appear in Ohnoki's dreams from time to time.

Even though the owner of those eyes has been dead for many years, the impression he brought to Onoki is still deeply engraved in Onoki's brain.

Even though the boy Ohnoki who had beautiful hair back then has now become the grandfather Ohnoki whose hairline is about to reach his waist, the eyes that appear in his dream are still cold and cruel.

Ohnoki woke up and sat on his leather sofa, casually picked up a towel and wiped his smooth forehead.

Onoki, who is 63 years old, has said goodbye to his bed for several years.

As an old man who is several years older than Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo and others, he can really be regarded as a rare long-lived ninja in the ninja world.

As he gets older, his lumbar discs naturally protrude much more than ordinary people.

In terms of seniority, the daimyo of the Earth Kingdom all have to call Onoki "big brother", and unlike the Land of Wind and Sand Hidden Village, the relationship between the daimyo of the Earth Kingdom and the Third Tsuchikage Onoki is quite harmonious.

Therefore, the orthopedic surgeon who served the daimyo all year round also became Onoki's personal medical consultant.

However, Ōnoki's ancestral lumbar disc seems to be specially cured by the old Chinese medicine doctor. This famous orthopedic surgeon in the Land of Earth has nothing to do with Ōnoki's old waist. He can only ask him to change his living habits, bid farewell to the bed, and fall asleep half-lying on a special leather sofa. .

As he got older, his sleep quality was not good, and today he had a nightmare about Uchiha Madara, who hung himself and his teacher up and beat him. Onoki was in a very unhappy mood at this time.

He raised his head and looked at the wall clock in the bedroom. It was still only four in the morning.

This time can be said to be quite embarrassing.

Usually Onoki wakes up naturally after five o'clock and starts the day's work.

Now, if Ge You lay back half-lying on his leather sofa for a while, he probably wouldn't really fall asleep.

But what are you doing if you don't sleep?

After struggling for a while, Ohnoki skillfully used the light and heavy rock technique to lift his feet off the ground, and floated to the bedroom door.

After the little old man opened the door, he continued to float in the corridor of his home, his hands flying forward behind his back.

This is in the world of Naruto. But in other worlds, with his appearance, it would be a scene from a horror movie.

Yaoshou! The potatoes have become refined.

Ohnoki quietly floated to the door of a room and opened the door gently.

This is a children's room. On a small single bed, a little girl over two years old is sleeping soundly with her arms stretched out.

Ohnoki floated to the girl's bedside and looked down at his precious granddaughter Kurotsuchi.

If we say who has the highest fashion value among the five Kage in the future post-Hokage era, it will undoubtedly be Miss Kurotsuchi, the future fourth generation Tsuchikage.

When buying cement, look for black soil

This melting is so white, these legs are so strong

She inherited the position of Tsuchikage from her grandfather "Two Days" Onoki, and became a new generation of "screen-licked" leg shadows.

However, now, the future "leg shadow" has not yet shown the charm of long legs. Her short legs have kicked off the quilt and she is sleeping snoringly.

At this time, Ohnoki had a loving expression on his face that his subordinates and enemies would never see in his life, and he gently covered his good granddaughter with her quilt.

"A ruthless man may not be a true hero, but a pity for a son is not a husband."

Who said this? I don’t need to say more.

At this time, a short and rhythmic sound passed by.

The loving smile on Onoki's face disappeared, and his expression became serious.

Because the voice just now was a special code between the Anbu and him when important information was delivered.

Ten minutes later, he had arrived at his office in the village.

An Iwa ninja Anbu was kneeling on one knee not far from him, holding a letter scroll in his hands.

"Sandaime-sama

This is a letter sent by the troops on the front line of the confrontation with Suna Ninja in the Kingdom of Birds.

This is a letter sent to you by the Fourth Kazekage of Sunagakure Village. "

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