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Chapter 94 I have no money to protect Konoha anymore

In fact, interpreting Intimate Paradise from a purely literary perspective will cause us to have many questions.

First of all, why is there such a novel that has 18 forbidden words on the cover and describes certain plots in an explicit way? If uploaded from the starting point, half of a chapter will be blocked, and some chapters will even disappear mysteriously. In the world of Naruto It will be well received in China

It's a romance, that's right, Jiraiya added elements of romance novels.

Please see the following descriptions

"In my sight like that, you appeared with a mischievous smile. Inadvertently, you entered my eyes again while I was looking for you. Once again, I focused my eyes on you, who jumped up to the edge of the pool like a flying fish. on the body"

"I don't want you to escape, so I'm reaching out my hand desperately."

"I blocked her mouth with my lips from what she wanted to say."

These simple and not gorgeous words play a key role in the explicit descriptions throughout the article, sublimating the intimate paradise from an erotic novel that is ignored by everyone to a love novel with romantic descriptions. .

Well, it can be said that it was just like writing a white photo album on campus.

Then the second question comes

Does literary creation, especially novel creation, really do not require the author to have relevant life experience?

As we all know, Jiraiya was the best backup for Hokage. He had the heart of a pervert but not the courage of a pervert all his life. He silently protected his goddess and watched her grow from Sakura to Hinata, and he was still an old virgin until his death.

Well, he is not like the second-ranked Uchiha Obito who fell into madness because of the death of his beloved and has already started his career as a terrorist to retaliate against society.

It’s not like Nagato, his good apprentice ranked third, who sat at the door of the house and stared at the rainy scene when Yahiko and Konan first ate the forbidden fruit.

It's not even like the fourth-ranked member of the Akatsuki Organization in ancient times, Wei Tuotian Jiuzhu, who had facial marks on his face and could use cement to escape. He died in the hands of Obito. Why bother with the spare tire? Just like the spare tire, in dealing with Xiao Nan After confessing his love and being issued a good person card, he was still full of energy and devoted his youth and life to the Akatsuki organization. Sister Nan really has some cards, she owns two spare tires

For an old bachelor like Jiraiya, how did he write those gripping love descriptions in the intimate paradise?

He is also an author who has never had a girlfriend. Other honest people can only write novels without heroines and emotional dramas. Readers who dare to dream about a beautiful life with a wife in their words will give you a discount.

There is also no emotional experience. We still have nine years of compulsory education. The early Konoha Ninja School education that Jiraiya experienced probably did not even last six years.

Why is he so good?

Why is he so skilled?

The reason is simple, he has a disciple named Namikaze Minato.

When Jiraiya, as a teacher, was only focusing his eyes on the few ounces of flesh on the girl's chest, Minato's eyes had already penetrated the mass of fat and muscles and pointed directly at the beating in her chest. heart.

What he studied was how to capture the heart of the girl he loved.

It can be said that the Hokage of Konoha Hidden Village reached Namikaze Minato. After experiencing the scumbag Dashira who cheated on marriage, Tobirama the second master who loved forbidden arts but not beauty, and the sullen wolf Hiruzen, he finally ushered in. A Namikaze Minato who is very normal from his sexual orientation to his emotional experience to his outlook on love.

With how thick-skinned Jiraiya is, it's a big deal that Rasengan has learned it from his own disciples, and then he can learn from Minato and learn some love experience.

Isn't this a normal teaching-learning relationship?

In the eyes of this future great writer, peeping into a women's bathhouse can be regarded as collecting material. Asking his disciple to share with him the love experience of their young couple, isn't this called collecting material?

"Jiraiya-sama, your book

It will definitely be a hot seller.”

In Shuyingdo's Konoha branch, the editor who had just read through the entire manuscript of the first volume of Intimate Paradise was flushed with excitement.

"Oh really?"

At this time, Jiraiya didn't have much confidence in his new work. He didn't know how many male readers the new work he wrote with a passionate and unrestrained pervert's heart would resonate with.

In this day and age, most people still care about face.

They are all lustful but not courageous, such as Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had just come into contact with Jiraiya, and Hatake Kakashi, who has just awakened but suffered a huge blow, and others.

As for Jiraiya's own mental pollution ability, he will be able to use the next three years to pollute the little yellow hair who was originally innocent and as pure as a mentally retarded person into a person who instinctively wants to peek at something when he goes to the bathhouse.

"Please believe in my observation skills. This is my standard as a publishing editor.

Just like your strength as a ninja."

The skinny middle-aged editor's eyes suddenly became sharp. At this moment, his confidence in the success of Jiraiya-sama's new book was as strong as his own Geel.

"But have you really decided to serialize such a masterpiece in the 18-ban magazine?

Jiraiya-sama, this may affect the income from the entire novel in the future.

We at Jiyingtang are ready to use all channels to promote your new book.”

There is some truth to what the editor said. Novels serialized in magazines or newspapers will lose a certain number of fans after they are finally published, which will affect sales.

After all, not every reader has the financial resources to buy the same book twice.

The only people who can do this willingly are die-hard fans, such as Kakashi Hatake.

"No, I've already decided. Let's serialize it in the magazine first."

Jiraiya is very determined on this point. The reason is very simple.

He is out of money.

Now he is not the great writer worth hundreds of millions in the future. His only income is income from ninja missions.

But with his habit of traveling all year round and often visiting hot springs and hanging out in Kabukicho, the reward provided by Uncle Hiruzen for the A-level intelligence-detection mission arranged for him through the back door was not worth spending at all.

When Minato and Kushina got married before, sending him an invitation was more than just asking him to come back to the village and be the groom's father.

I want to be a father and have grandchildren.

It’s not that it’s not generous.

Bring me some small change.

The groom’s father can’t give as many red envelopes as the guests attending the ceremony, right?

Otherwise, do you still want to show off your face?

Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by your daughter-in-law on the wedding day?

In order to save his face, he even reached out to borrow money from his good friend Orochimaru.

Uncle Snake looked at his good gay friend with caring eyes

Your good disciple who stole the position of Hokage from me is getting married. Come and borrow the wedding gift money from me.

But at this time, Orochimaru was not a devil after all, and eventually lent Jiraiya a large amount of money.

At this point, Jiraiya has been sitting on his hands for several months now. He really has no money to protect Konoha.

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