Druid in Marvel

Stark looked at the horn helmet on Loki's head and smiled sarcastically: "It seems like your aesthetics are really problematic. Let me guess, your father is a Nordic barbarian. Otherwise, how could you like this?" "Grow something"

While talking ramblingly, Stark urgently communicated with Jarvis. He was relieved to learn that nothing happened to the housekeeper and the others, they were just under control.

Stark looked at Loki with a strange expression, showed a sarcastic smile, and said, "It seems I was right.

Ah, Mr. Thief, you can surrender now. It might be a good choice to let your barbarian father come to save you."

Loki looked at Stark, who was wearing a steel suit and facing him with his palms, and the other people coming out of the space door behind him. He chuckled and said, "If you were that Alvin, maybe I would Surrender"

As he spoke, Loki tapped Stark's chest with the spear in his hand, raised a contemptuous smile on his lips, and said: "You are just a group of reptiles on the earth. Without the care of the Ancient One, you can only become a group of food.

Oh Barbarian, you are right, Mr. Stark, there is another Barbarian who has been guarding Earth's borders for thousands of years.

I decided to change this situation. "God" should be the master of this world.

Oh, that Alvin is not here, what can you do to me, Mr. Tin Man?"

Stark didn't like Loki's tone very much. He shrugged frivolously and said: "I have seen many "gods", and there is a real goddess behind me. Which one are you?"

Let me guess, Minotaur is wrong, you're not strong enough.

Oh I know, God of Fantasy, for sure.

Because there is something wrong with your brain, it fills your mind with hallucinations. This is a common problem among many keyboard warriors. They like to fantasize and live in their own world, but they are always at a loss when facing reality.

You must be like this too. It doesn't matter. Dad Stark is a kind man. When you go to jail, I will contact you with a good psychiatrist.

Oh, you look pretty good, maybe you need an anorectal doctor. "

As he spoke, Stark tilted his head and said in a very unbeatable tone: "No need to thank me, this is out of a rich man's sense of responsibility."

Loki looked at the women and children coming out of the space door, talking to each other as if they didn't exist, talking and laughing in a low voice, and wanted to leave here.

That Alvin's daughter Ginny politely said "goodbye" to Strange on the other side of the space door.

Nick wanted to stay here and watch Loki get beaten, but he was slapped on the head by his father, so he could only make a "cut his throat" gesture towards Loki, and then followed Shirley to leave here first. .

Loki felt that he had been insulted like never before. Stark's "quips" did not affect him, but the attitude of these people deeply hurt his self-esteem.

Stomping the spear on the ground hard, making a "ding" sound, Loki shouted to everyone: "That's enough, I am a "god", and I will not be humiliated by you ants."

As he spoke, Loki pointed the spear in his hand at Stark.

Stark reacted very quickly and fired two palm cannons that hit Loki, but they were blocked by the energy shield erupted by Loki waving his spear.

Then Loki smiled cruelly and said: "Ants are ants, why do you think you can compete with "gods"?"

After Loki finished speaking, he pointed his spear at Stark, emitted a ball of light blue light, laughed loudly, and shouted: "Without anyone's protection, you are nothing."

When the light blue light ball was about to hit Stark with intense electric light, a slender right hand gently blocked the light ball.

Hela, who was dressed in a white dress, controlled the blue ball of light with a strange smile. She curiously looked at Loki, who was dressed in a very familiar style, and said with a chuckle: "I don't know who you are, but You must have a big misunderstanding about "God"

"God" doesn't have that much nonsense, unless you are a loser"

As soon as Hela finished speaking, a fierce smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. The energy ball in her right hand was crushed to pieces. Several white lightsabers appeared behind her and shot through Loki's body quickly. The energy shield penetrated Loki's shoulder.

Loki held the golden spear in his hand, looked down at the white sword on his shoulder in disbelief, and murmured to himself: "Impossible, it's impossible who you are."

Hela ignored the wailing of a weak chicken. She didn't care at all about this so-called "god" that suddenly appeared.

It’s scary for women who are interrupted on their vacation, especially when they are pulled back from a spa. This is even more scary.

Hela once again fired a white lightsaber that brutally pierced Loki's thigh, killing his chance to escape.

Then, without even looking at this possible fellow countryman, she turned to Stark and raised her eyebrows demonstratively, saying: "You have more nonsense and are weaker."

After saying that, Hela greeted the women and children, took little Ginny's hand, turned around and left. This kind of scene is really not what children should see.

Little Ginny puffed up her face, waved her little fists, and made a threatening expression at Loki, who didn't know whether to cover her shoulders or thighs. The slightly drunk little Groot was held in his arms and kissed happily.

The fat bear "Baymax", who has always had no sense of presence, wore a harmless national treasure look, wandering past Rocky, and "accidentally" stepped on Rocky's ankle. superior.

Loki, who was holding his pierced thigh and screaming, was stunned for two seconds when he was stepped on by the fat bear. Then he looked at the ankle that had turned into a pancake and let out a changed howl, " ah"

Nick laughed and bumped his fists with the very humane fat bear, then put his arms around the fat bear's neck and said with a smile: "Well done, man, I'll take you to get to know Oscar Wilde. It's so gentle, you have to teach it." , make it more fierce.”

The fat bear impatiently pushed the naughty boy who almost wiped away the dark circles under his eyes, and let out a dissatisfied howl at him, which almost drowned out Loki's screams. Just kidding, is it easy for me to put on makeup? Do you pay for it if I wipe it off?

Stark lifted his visor, glanced at Frank beside him, spread his hands and said, "This is over, brother, these women are so cruel, how do you live your daily life?"

This guy just wanted to steal something and I thought he was going to die.”

Frank glanced at Stark and said lightly in a contemptuous tone: "We are doing well, and Alvin is doing particularly well."

As he spoke, Frank walked up to Loki and kicked away the golden spear in his hand. The old executioner smiled cruelly, raised an automatic rifle, and shot Loki's uninjured shoulder. bullet.

With the lost golden spear, Loki could only rely on his own divine power and body to resist Frank's bullets. Unfortunately, his divine power was only enough to block the freezing damage from the bullets fired by Frank. There was really no spare divine power to be "bulletproof". .

In just a few seconds, Loki, who was so high-spirited just now, turned into a disabled person with crippled limbs.

Stark tilted his head unbearably and said, "Do we still need to ask him something? A "god" wants to steal things, space is turbulent, and the loss of the Universe Rubik's Cube. There may be a connection."

Frank shook his head coldly and said: "I don't have time, I have to rush back to Hell's Kitchen immediately, there are a lot of demons there, and I need to rush back to deal with them.

As for this guy, leave him to Alvin, he should be here soon."

Old Parker was stuffing herbs into the marinated turkey belly, while Zach's huge figure, wearing a ridiculous cartoon apron, competed with a large bowl of flour next to him.

While pounding the dough happily, Zach said to old Parker: "Dad, today is Christmas, why does this little bastard go out to play on Christmas when Peter is not at home?"

Old Parker glanced at Zach with a smile and said, "Peter went to Africa with his friends. This is a good opportunity. Otherwise, Peter doesn't know when he will have the opportunity to go to such a far place."

As he spoke, Old Parker said softly with some longing: "Africa must be very beautiful there."

Zach slammed the dough in his hand into the basin, stretched out his hand and smeared it on his face, leaving two funny white marks. Then he put his arm around old Parker's shoulders and said solemnly: "Wait until I bake it." After winning the NFL, I will invite you to go to Africa together.

Dad, I still have 3 years at most, I will definitely be able to do it

I’ll make a lot of money and then I’ll take you around the world.”

Old Parker smiled and patted Zach on the arm and said: "It doesn't matter, don't worry, you will succeed. I will watch every game of the Texas A&M University Invaders."

You are the best "left inside forward" in the United States this year. Don't be too anxious. I'm still waiting for you to send me game tickets.

It would be great if you could come to the Jets so I can cheer you on every game. "

Zach scratched his head in embarrassment at being praised. Just as he was about to say live, he heard intensive gunshots outside and some people yelling excitedly.

Zach pushed Old Parker to the ground almost instinctively, skillfully pulled out a shotgun from a cupboard in the living room, and shouted to Old Parker: "You stay here, don't move, I'll go out and take a look."

It's Christmas, are everyone here crazy? Principal Alvin will crush their bones."

How could old Parker sit still? He jumped up and pulled Zach's thick arm, slapped him hard on the head and cursed: "Are you a fool? Your body is more important than anything else now, get out of here." "

The two people argued and came to the window of the living room. As a result, they were stunned by the scene on the street outside. A large number of burly men with obvious violent characteristics were driving various vehicles and chasing a few red-skinned sheep-headed things.

They cheered like cruel hunters from a medieval slave-catching team, and kept bumping into those poor goatheads. They had long abandoned pistols and the like, and now these arrogant guys are using Big bore guy.

Seeing the angry goatheads who wanted to resist being covered in dense large-caliber bullets and screaming in agony, Zach looked at Old Parker curiously and said, "This is Hell's Kitchen's Christmas special event."