Melee Mage from the Marvel Universe

"Finally I brought this little guy back, and can you stop biting me? I'm a man and I really don't have much milk for you to drink. By the way, is this little monster male or female?"

After returning to his own territory, Tony quickly placed the little monster on the sofa. It was as big as an Alaskan when it was born.

And it has an extremely huge head, a little bigger than its body.

Isn't this a deformed child?

There is no one whose head is bigger than his body

I wouldn’t buy a low-quality product, right? I bought one for a hundred million dollars.

deformed monster

Coupled with the bad character of Levi's guy, Tony Stark became even more convinced that he had been cheated. It was most likely that he bought a sick little monster, and he didn't know when he would belch. You know, he just spent a full 100 million.

I bought a deformed monster for 100 million, if Little Pepper found out.

嘶

Tony could already predict the next domestic violence scene. Although Pepper is very virtuous and kind, the problem is that this is a hundred million dollars. If she knew that a hundred million dollars was spent on such a thing.

Why don't you fight yourself so hard that you keep blabbering in your ears all day long?

Just thinking about it makes my brain explode.

Spend money for a while.

It's over after that

But he has already bought it, so he can’t just go and return it.

And even if he wants to return it.

Will Levi's refund his money?

Although Tony has only dealt with Levis a few times, and the two parties are not that familiar, he already knows almost everything about Levis's character. That stingy Asian Chinese will definitely not refund a penny. It is impossible to return it to yourself.

Glancing at the little monster rolling on the sofa, Tony touched the beard on his chin and murmured to himself: "After all, I bought it for 100 million. If I just throw it away like this, I will still suffer the loss. Just give it to you. Come up with a name, say Steve.”

"Or just call you Captain of the Star-Spangled Banner. If that backward old boy knows about it, he will definitely come to me and fight for his life. Otherwise, I'll call you Black One-Eyed Dragon."

"It doesn't seem to be a good thing. Although Nick Fury has a good temper on the surface, he is actually a scheming bitch. I don't know what kind of shoes he will give me to wear. But he also planned to come to me once before and wanted to take advantage of me. Let me analyze that blood-replenishing potion."

"Okay, it's decided. From now on, your name will be bck eggs, or black eggs for short, black eggs Stark."

"Perfect"

Tony silently gave himself a thumbs up. No one else had such naming skills.

Totally perfect.

Impeccable.

Perfect.

As for what Nick Fury would complain about, that's none of Stark's business.

Just at this time.

Friday's voice suddenly sounded: "Mr. Stark, Mr. Happy is here."

Tony was startled, and suddenly remembered what he had told Happy, and immediately said: "You bought it back so quickly? Let him come in?"

Ding

An electronic beep sounded outside the door, and then the alloy door opened automatically.

A fat man in a suit walked in, and saw "Happy Hogan", Tony Stark's former bodyguard driver friend and now Stark Group Security Minister Stark's friend, holding a large box and panting. I walked over. It was obvious that the box was very heavy.

Happy quickly put down the box and sat down on the cold floor.

Wiped the sweat from his forehead.

He said weakly: "Goat milk, horse milk, and cow's milk are all available. Boss, why do you want these things? I remember you don't like drinking milk."

Tony rolled his eyes and said: "I don't drink this stuff myself. I don't like drinking milk. I recently got a little pet. This is black egg for it to drink. Come and say hello to your Uncle Happy." .”

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egg

Happy couldn't help but look blank for a moment. Is it really a good idea to give a pet this name?

When I think of the word black egg.

He remembered a certain one-eyed dragon from SHIELD. That guy's head also looked like a black egg. Could this be the reason why it was called a black egg?

terrible.

Happy couldn't help but look in the direction pointed by the boss. In his impression, even if Tony wanted to keep a pet, he would at most have a cat or dog. If he was more powerful, he would have a lion or a tiger.

However, when he saw the unknown creature on the sofa, he was completely confused.

"what is this"

He looked at the big-headed monster on the sofa in amazement. It looked like a fat lizard that could walk upright, but its head was a bit too big. Happy couldn't help but touch his belly.

The other party's huge head was almost as big as his belly.

And what kind of pet is this?

Never seen it at all

never seen before

Unheard of

Happy swallowed secretly and couldn't help but ask: "Boss, isn't this the alien creature you asked Thor to send over?"

"I don't know if it's an alien creature. Anyway, it's not a creature on earth. And it wasn't given by that hammer guy. It was sold to me by a bastard, shameless, greedy, and extremely bad character."

Tony gritted his teeth and explained.

Happy: "Shrimp"

Tony waved his hands helplessly and said, "Forget it, it's hard to explain to you. Just put these things here and let me do it next."

"Ok"

""

After watching Happy leave, Tony opened the big cardboard box.

There were bottles of milk inside.

Just like Happy said.

milk.

Goat milk.

Horse milk.

we have everything

It also comes with a large basin, which can be used as a food plate for black eggs.

"By the way, does it drink milk?"

Tony muttered depressedly, then opened a few bottles of milk.

Pour it into the basin.

Then bring it to the sofa.

The young Western dragon he named "Black Egg" blinked with its huge eyes, and then looked down at the milk in the basin.

Jump straight down.

One end fell directly into the pot, which shows that it must be drinking milk.

"I forgot to ask that guy Levi, what kind of creature is the black egg? And he said that the black egg is ten thousand times more precious than the blood-replenishing potion. Is it some kind of world-destroying giant beast? This is too ridiculous."

Tony couldn't help but shook his head, he didn't want to ask Levis.

To avoid being deceived by another 100 million.

Even if you die

The Wizard's Grocery Store is already on Tony Stark's blacklist. If he goes there again, he'll eat a ton of shit.