Pirate's Dream Master

"Moo hahaha, what kind of law should be made today? How about making a law that everyone must crawl and walk. Walking upright is a privilege that only a noble king like me can enjoy." A big fat man wearing a white shawl sat The people in the castle laughed loudly.

Now, even Cromarimon with the afro and Jess with the thick lips, who had always been his die-hard loyalists, turned a little blue. Damn, wouldn’t they have to walk on their stomachs in the future, especially in the ice and snow? The ground is crawling, which makes my hair stand on end just thinking about it.

Cromarimon quickly admonished: "Lord Valpo, I personally feel that the laws you enacted before are still slightly inadequate. They should reflect the differences between classes at all levels."

Jess also rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "That's right, Mr. Valpo, think about it, the lowest commoners crawl and walk, you walk upright, people like us should walk with their heads down, and those who are a little bit stooped. And walking on your knees, do you think this would be more reasonable?"

"Reasonable is of no use, do I need to make reasonable laws?" Valpo had a huge mouth, like an angry hippopotamus.

"No, no, no, what Jace means is that this will be more interesting and fun." Chromamon, who is familiar with Valpo's character, quickly added.

"Oh, will it be more fun? Great, then this law is enacted."

Dalton on the side couldn't bear it anymore: "I object, how can it be such a trivial matter to make laws? If people are really allowed to walk on their stomachs on the cold ground, many people will definitely get frostbite or even die."

"You bastard, who asked for your opinion, Dalton?"

"My words are law. This is the politics of the country. If you understand it, be prepared to execute it. This is the king's order."

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The gate of the castle was opened, and a soldier was so scared that he rushed in and even showed off his stunts by throwing himself to the ground several times.

"It's not good, it's not good, there are many, many, many pirates on the island."

"You bastard, tell me clearly, how many pirates have appeared?" Valpo has always left himself a way to become a pirate, but that does not mean that he hopes that pirates will appear on his island.

"I, I don't know. Anyway, there are pirates all over the mountains and plains. One thousand, two thousand, five thousand, ten thousand, it's probably possible."

Valpo could not wait to eat the soldier who reported the news in one bite. The fluctuation in the number of people must be too great.

Dalton didn't care to argue with Valpo at this time. After all, he was the captain of the kingdom's guards. He still knew a little bit about the news on the sea. He knew that most pirates were cruel thugs. They just massacred cities and towns casually and dared There are many great pirates who have conquered a country.

If they really invaded this country, the harm caused would definitely not be comparable to that of a fatuous king.

So he first comforted the soldiers, and then asked in a rather heavy tone: "What else do you know, don't be afraid, tell it all."

"Giants, and giants. There are two giants more than ten meters high on their boat. It's so scary. They must all be man-eating monsters. By the way, I also heard them mention that they all seem to come from a world called fantasy. The Sword Pirates."

"What, it's the Phantom Sword Pirates?" Dalton's expression at this moment can no longer be described as solemn. He always pays attention to maritime affairs and knows that enemies of this level are definitely beyond the reach of their small drum kingdom. coping.

"Dalton, do you know the information about this group of enemies?" Valpo took the initiative to ask Dalton, generously saying that he would ignore the past grudges.

"Hey, let me briefly introduce the enemy's information. The Phantom Sword Pirates have a strong force. It is initially estimated to be between 3 and people. They are all battle-hardened gangsters. The captain even offers a reward of million. The great pirate once single-handedly defeated Doflamingo, one of the Seven Seas of the King." Dalton himself became more and more desperate as he spoke, this kind of enemy was simply not something they could deal with.

"What?" Valpo, with his afro and thick lips, squeezed together and hugged each other tightly to keep warm. "Why did such big pirates appear in my kingdom? Call the navy to drive them away."

No matter how ignorant they are, they still know the meaning of Dalton's words.

"It's too late. A big pirate of his level can only be defeated by the strong force of the navy. The time it takes for the navy to arrive is enough for him to capture our kingdom countless times." Dalton shook his head with a wry smile. Not to mention that Valpo has lost all public support and no one is willing to fight. Even if everyone is united and united, they cannot be the opponent of this kind of enemy.

"Ah ah ah ah, no matter who wants to be the king, I now announce that the White Iron Pirates have been established. Everyone, please go out with me to avoid the limelight. Let's come back after these pirates leave. " Valpo waved his hand, feeling quite heroic.

"Lord Valpo is so wise, we will follow him to the death." Chromamon and Jace shouted excitedly. Sure enough, Lord Valpo has a way.

Dalton couldn't believe his ears. When the country encountered disaster, the king was the first to think of running away, and he actually had the nerve to talk about coming back in the future.

"Lord Valpo, please take back what you said. You are the king. How could you run away at the moment when you are needed most?" Dalton's veins popped out and he almost transformed in anger.

"What do you know? This is called a strategic retreat to save the fire." Chromamon said with disdain.

"Yes, this is politics. A stupid cow like you will definitely not understand." Jace nodded in agreement.

"Dalton, do you see? This is what the people want and this is the general trend. Well, I don't have time to waste time with you here. I hope that when we come back, we can still see you saying this forcefully. Just talk, moo hahaha."

"No, when we come back, it's probably a question of whether we can see him again, hahahaha."

Just when Valpo was laughing happily, he found that the surroundings suddenly became quiet. It was so quiet that it was a bit scary, especially the two funny cadres and other kingdom soldiers. They seemed to be trembling all over. Their mouths were too big but they couldn't even say a word. Unable to speak.

"Smile, aren't you smiling happily? Why aren't you laughing?" A voice suddenly appeared, breaking the silence at the moment, but it shocked Valpo.

"You damn Gulu." Valpo turned around in an exposed manner and looked at the pirates all over the castle who were staring at him and laughing maliciously. He swallowed hard, feeling like he was surrounded by wolves. Like a little lamb, pitiful, weak and helpless.