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Zhang Tianci held an ax in one hand and a tile in the other. He stood in front of the coffin, faced the door and looked straight ahead, shouting loudly:

"Now, the day is auspicious and the time is good, the heaven and the earth are open. The Jade Emperor has an edict and sends me to mourn. I transform into the Northern True Martial God, wearing a golden armor. I hold a golden whip and go down to the gate of heaven. I lead the way in front of the second palace of the sun and moon. The two generals of Guan and Zhao drove with them to pass through mountains and rivers, and if there was any obstruction, the Yin and Yang orders were as urgent as the laws and regulations."

After finishing the spell, Zhang Tianci hit the tiles with his axe.

There was a clang and broken tiles fell to the ground.

"Ouch, shit!" Chen Xu was facing Zhang Tianci. The moment he chopped the tiles with his ax, he felt his head was dizzy, his legs were weak, and he fell down.

Xu Sen and his wife were shocked and each helped him out.

But after all, it was a step too late, Chen Xu staggered, and knelt down in front of the coffin.

"People are waiting, please don't block the road." Zhang Tianci didn't wait for Chen Xu to stand up, glared and shouted, asking: "Who is this from Mr. He? Why is there no filial piety on him?"

Relatives and friends attending a funeral, without exception, will all wear a piece of white cloth, which is called filial piety. Times have changed. Nowadays, at funerals, pure white towels are mostly used instead of filial piety. Each person is given one and placed around the neck.

There is also a new style of funeral. The person carrying the funeral does not wear a white cloth, but also wears a small white flower on his body. This is the rule. The three Chen Xu people here are obviously exceptions. They don't have any white cloth on them.

Zhang Tianci shouted like this, and the people of the He family immediately reacted.

He Tianwei stepped forward and asked, "Who are the three of you?"

Many relatives and friends came, and He Tianwei, the head of the family, could not recognize all the guests here.

Chen Xu had already stood up and said coldly: "I was passing by here and heard that the old man was of high moral character and passed away at a healthy age, so I came to see him off."

"Oh, thank you." He Tianwei was stunned for a moment, then turned around to greet his family and said, "Bring three towels to these three guests."

People say it is their intention to send the old man off as a gift.Although He Tianwei was suspicious, it was hard to ask too many questions. After all, this was the critical moment for the old man to go up the mountain, and he could not delay the auspicious time.Besides, since ancient times, there have been many idle people enjoying the autumn breeze. Some homeless people specially focus on other people's weddings and weddings, and go there to make a living.

He Tianwei suspected that these three guys were homeless people, making a living by paying condolences and delivering funerals.But a wealthy family naturally doesn't care about this expense, so He Tianwei didn't ask any questions and gave it to Xiaobai.

Chen Xu took the white towel and wrapped it around his neck, while giving Zhang Tianci a sinister look.

Zhang Tianci turned a blind eye, waved his hand to signal the idlers to get out of the way, and shouted loudly:

"I sincerely invite the Patriarch to come, and the flying sword will not show mercy. The sun rises in the east and a little red, and I see a mortal family in mourning. This house used to be inhabited by a blessed person, and mortals are not allowed to stay in mourning for a long time. There are nine oxen running in front, and there are fierce tigers running up the mountain behind. On the post, four Bodhisattvas are lined up on both sides, and eight Vajra are lined up on all sides to invite the deceased. Heaven is Wuji, Earth is Wuji, Year is Wuji, Moon is Wuji, Sun is Wuji, Time is Wuji, Yin and Yang are Wuji, Hundreds are Wuji, and the Golden Knife Go down to the ground, good luck, and lift the coffin."

This time Chen Xu learned his lesson and did not dare to block Zhang Tianci's path, and stood silently aside.

When the coffin was released, the cries were loud, firecrackers went off and paper money flew, white flags fluttered like a forest of wreaths, and the funeral procession headed to the outskirts, stretching for more than a mile, with a grand display.

Zhang Tianci and Jin Siyu Wenqian both followed the coffin and followed everyone to the cemetery.

Chen Xu and the other three were also mixed in the crowd, following from a distance.

The cemetery is in the outskirts, and it took more than half an hour to get there.

Zhang Tianci determined the direction of Meridian in the dug grave and directed everyone to put the coffin in.

After re-calibrating the orientation, everyone separated and waited to cover the soil. Zhang Tianci rang the bell in his hand and chanted a mantra loudly:

"Fu Yi, Wulong Mountain is on Wulonggang, and the Five Dragon Lock Cave is here. I took a photo of the compass, and thousands of mountains and rivers came in. I turned the compass, and all the evil sand and evil water flew away. From heaven to earth, wealth came. , the lucky star has arrived, and the birthday star has arrived, and all the immortal masters have arrived together. When a person goes to the top of a mountain, he will be rich and noble, when a horse goes to the top of a mountain, people will be prosperous, and when the horse goes with him, he will be a minister. I would like to ask the master, whether you want to be rich or noble."

"I want to be rich and noble," He Tianwei said loudly as he knelt in front of the grave wearing sackcloth and mourning.

Zhang Tianci continued to ring the bell and recite the mantra: "First, I want wealth for a thousand years, second, I want prosperity for all generations, seventh, I want a lot of wealth, eighth, I want a house full of gold and jade, ninth, I want a house full of children and grandchildren."

After this mantra is recited, there is another procedure of spreading rice around the tomb.Relatives and friends attending the funeral will open their mouths and receive rice to seek good luck.

"Fu Yi, Yang Gong's disciples came to scatter grains, and the evil spirits and evil spirits were all hidden. One scattered grains to the east, and there was no evil in thousands of mountains and rivers; two grains scattered to the south, and wealth and wealth were made. Three grains sprinkled to the west, and sons and grandsons were clothed in purple; four grains scattered to the north , it’s hard to buy a lot of money here. Five scatters of Wuji soil in the center, and the Dragon God of Anzhen will always support you. The green dragon on the left will give birth to a noble son, and the white tiger on the right will enter the farm. The Suzaku in the front controls the mouth and tongue, and the Xuanwu in the back controls the family hall."

Zhang Tianci recited a mantra and spread rice, focusing on Chen Xu and Xu Sen. Their heads were covered with white rice.

"If there are evil gods and evil spirits, go to this tomb to turn it into auspiciousness and worship the filial family. One worship is the wealth of thousands of years. The second worship is that the fragrance will last for a hundred generations. The third worship is the five dragons returning home. The fourth worship is filial piety and health. One, two, three, four, five, metal, wood, water, fire and earth, filial piety. Invite everyone to get up and help cover the earth."

At this point, everyone can cover the grave with earth.Of course, this job is the task of the eight people carrying the coffin. The other relatives and friends just sprinkle a handful or two of soil into the grave.

Zhang Tianci stepped back and looked at everyone building graves with a relaxed expression.

The more Chen Xu watched, the more depressed he became. He really couldn't understand why Zhang Tianci had such idle thoughts and wasted time here.Moreover, Chen Xu looked coldly for a long time, but he really didn't find Zhang Tianci's clues, let alone the whereabouts of the chrysanthemum.

While no one was paying attention, Chen Xu quietly approached Zhang Tianci, stood beside him, and sneered: "The method is good."

"Thank you." Zhang Tianci said calmly without looking at Chen Xu.

"People of the Ming Dynasty don't do secret things. Was it you who was at Jinfeng Mountain last night?" Chen Xu couldn't help but asked.

"I don't know what you are talking about." Zhang Tianci said calmly.

"Don't pretend to be confused. If you hand over my boy and chrysanthemum now, we can write it off and forget about it." Chen Xu said through gritted teeth.

"I only know what boy urine and boy chrysanthemums are." Zhang Tianci laughed and said, "If you think something is on me, just follow me. If you want something, take it yourself, I won't give it away. Human.”

"Okay, I'll follow you and see how long you can keep pretending." Chen Xu's face was as dark as iron.

"Okay, just follow me. Looking at your sallow face, you probably haven't eaten in a few days. If you follow me, at least you won't starve to death." Zhang Tianci smiled nonchalantly. See more Weixin official account: hhxs665