Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

"Ah"

In Konoha Hospital, Yasuo was lying on the hospital bed, his whole body huddled under the quilt, but there was an ice therapy bag on his forehead.

Beside the hospital bed, Tsunade frowned and looked at the apple cut into irregular polygons in her hand, while Orochimaru was making nutritional porridge.

As for Jiraiya, he was leaning on a recliner and reading a magazine happily.

This pornographic magazine was a high-end product from the Kingdom of Yu. Jiraiya spent a lot of effort to get it. He didn't even open it and just used it to worship Yasuo.

Now that Yasuo is back from the dead, this magazine has naturally become Jiraiya's collection again.

This was the second time Yasuo was hospitalized. He and Sakumo had been in good health since childhood and had almost no illnesses.

The last time Yasuo was hospitalized was more than ten years ago. At that time, it was because he was kidnapped by the Watermelon Mountain puffer ghost. After secretly eating a lot of hot pot dishes, Danzo fed him a lot of Shimura brand soldier food pills, which eventually caused Had severe indigestion.

That hospitalization was a very terrible experience, and Yasui regarded it as a lifelong shame.

However, Yasuo, who was force-fed, had already avenged himself. He made a super double backhand and returned the multiples to Master Danzo.

Yasuo was hospitalized this time because of a cold and his fever reached 39 degrees.

The cause of colds is very simple. Anyone who dances on his or her own grave in unlined clothes on a snowy day will easily catch a cold and develop a fever.

The climate in the ninja world is so abnormal. Who could have expected that it would snow in June?

Yasuo said it was hard to understand. The most annoying thing was that no one was wearing much, but he was the only one in the audience who had a bad cold.

All in all, Yasuo was once again defeated by the uncanny craftsmanship of nature.

"dong dong dong"

The door to the ward was opened, and the two people who came in were Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura.

Sarutobi Hiruzen still had that incomprehensible and uptight expression, and Danzo's face was as normal as ever.

But if you look carefully, you can see traces of red sclera in Danzo's eyes that are squeezed into squints due to the overdeveloped apple muscles.

He walked into the ward with great skill, threw a bag of Sauce and Coke on Yasuo's bedside table, and said:

"Traitor, are you feeling better? The doctors lately seem to be very unreliable. How about I find some good doctors for you?"

What Danzo said is true. In the original time and space, it was not until the end of World War II that Tsunade succeeded Koharu and took charge of the medical work in the village, and Konoha's medical ninjutsu ushered in great development.

But now, compared to the original time and space, Konoha Hospital has also lost the key doctor Takagi Ebi, and the medical level is even worse.

Of course, this unhappiness is relative, and the medical level of Konoha is naturally higher than that of other ninja villages.

Well, that's not quite appropriate to say. Yunyin Village has advanced bioelectric shock treatment technology, and its current medical strength cannot be underestimated.

Yasuo shook his head and rejected his master's offer. Instead of finding another doctor, he preferred the chakra massage Tsunade gave him every three hours.

Danzo also knew about Tsunade and Yasuo, both of whom were juniors he was optimistic about, so he did not insist anymore and turned to the topic.

"What on earth is going on? You should explain it. Monkey and I are very curious about Monkey."

"Ahem, Elder Danzo is right, what he said is what I meant."

Sarutobi Hiruzen straightened up in embarrassment, wiped his nosebleed with his hand, and reluctantly looked away from Jiraiya's magazine.

Danzo pinched his plump eyebrows, knowing that his perverted old friend didn't hear his question at all, so he had to say again:

"As for Yasuo's resurrection from the dead, the organization has kept it confidential. I believe it will not have a big impact, but you must explain clearly what is going on."

"This is very simple. It was just my shadow clone that died before."

Yasuo's explanation was natural. In fact, for ninjas, faking death is not that difficult to accept. It is common for ninjas to make various mistakes during missions and on the battlefield.

"impossible"

Just at this time, two more people walked into the ward. Due to the war-related intelligence, ANBU ninjas had been arranged to guard the corridors of the hospital to prevent any suspicious elements from approaching.

However, Koharu and Mito Monobu are obviously not suspicious elements.

After hearing Yasuo's explanation, Xiaochun immediately shouted out when he went to bed: "I was there at that time. With my many years of medical experience, it is absolutely impossible for me to not be able to tell the difference between the shadow clone and the main body."

Yasuo curled his lips, this old woman is really good at talking nonsense, let alone her, wasn't even her teacher fooled by a clever shadow clone?

Yasuo doesn't know the specific situation that year, but a very common theory is that after the battle in the Valley of the End, Madara survived as Izanagi, and Madara's "corpse" recovered by ANBU was actually just a Just a shadow clone.

Although Yasuo wanted to complain, how could Senju Tobirama, who had been smart all his life, good at anatomy, and good at human experiments, be deceived by a shadow clone?

Or maybe there's something else hidden, but it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that he was directly cremated by Tam, without an autopsy, and the so-called medical examination performed by Xiaochun was nothing more than a very superficial method.

Therefore, Yasuo still insisted that he used the shadow clone technique to fake his death in order to sneak into the Rain Ninja Village to collect intelligence.

However, even Sarutobi Hiruzen obviously didn't believe such rhetoric. He frowned and said:

"Yasuo, I have heard that your transformation technique is very strong, but haven't you always failed in the clone technique? Let alone the enhanced version of the clone technique, the B-level ninjutsu shadow clone technique."

"By the way, Danzo, have you taught Yasuo and Tobirama-sensei the shadow clone technique?" Sarutobi Hiruzen turned his head and looked at his old classmate.

Danzo glared and said: "My apprentice is naturally a genius. I just need to teach him the principles of life. As for ninjutsu, he probably taught himself."

"Moreover," Danzo glared at Koharu, who was sleeping, and said, "Some old women who are about to retire from their positions as senior advisors would be better off not participating in the village's decision-making."

"Danzo you"

"you what you"

Danzo was stunned, and Koharu had no choice but to shut up when he went to bed, but the expression he looked at Yasuo was still full of suspicion.

"Hey"

Yasuo sighed and said: "Geniuses are not understood by others anyway. Fortunately, my mentor is also my master. Don't bother to explain to them. Let me perform."

As he spoke, Yasuo struggled to get up, ignoring Tsunade and Orochimaru's dissuasion.

"The Art of Ninja Shadow Clone"

As Yasuo shouted, his body briefly disappeared from the spot, and then two identical Yasuos appeared on the spot, looking at Xiaochun who was sleeping with disdain.

"This is impossible"

After turning to bed, Xiaochun looked at everything in front of him in surprise. He stretched out his hand and poked it. It was indeed an entity, not a simple clone technique.

This purple-haired brat actually cast a B-level ninjutsu in front of her without using any seals.

And judging from the naked eye alone, this was still a pretty good shadow clone, at least she couldn't see any flaws at all.

In fact, not only her, but everyone in the room looked at the two identical Yasuos in a daze.

After sleeping, Xiaochun stepped forward and wanted to touch it more carefully and conduct a close inspection, but Yasuo avoided it in disgust.

Sarutobi Hiruzen came to the rescue and said, "Tsunade, Orochimaru, go up and take a look."

"lighter"

Yasuo specifically explained to Tsunade Ji, who was already very powerful, and then accepted the inspection of the two calmly. Orochimaru was relieved.

The art of shadow clone, like the art of transformation, has levels.

For example, in the early stages, Naruto's multiple shadow clone technique was seen through by Sasuke's Sharingan.

But in the later stages, Naruto's shadow clone has reached the point where it is completely natural. No matter it is Neji's Byakugan, Uchiha Itachi's Sharingan, or even Pain and Obito with the Rinnegan, they can't be seen at all.

And as the ancestor of chakra, Kaguya was also tricked by Naruto's multiple clones, which was really embarrassing.

Only the domineering Madara Uchiha, who was just the reincarnated form of the Earth, could see the flaws in Naruto's shadow clone with his extremely rich combat experience.

And Yasuo is a more realistic thing. Even if it is dissected on the spot, there will be no problem. At most, it will explode.

That is derived from the R skill of the demon clown Shaco in League of Legends.

Illusion: Shaco temporarily disappears and creates an illusion of himself, which explodes upon death, causing magic damage to nearby enemies and creating three small "Scare Boxes".The illusion deals 75 damage to Shaco and takes 50 additional damage.

In terms of skills, illusion is not very cost-effective, let alone Naruto's multiple shadow clone technique.

However, that technique can only be used on the crazy cheating Prince Naru. It is impossible for ordinary people to have so much chakra to create countless shadow clones.

Even if there is so much chakra, after the shadow clone ends, countless clones will collect all the information, such as intelligence, senses, pain, fatigue, etc., into the main body.

The best outcome for the caster would probably be like Soda's fate after being shot into Luffy's body with all the pain and fatigue, basically dying suddenly on the spot.

All in all, after a series of inspections, Orochimaru and Tsunade blushed and shook their heads. They couldn't tell which one was Yasuo's true body.

Also, who makes Yasuo not have the red and blue buffs on him now? In this case, it is really not easy to distinguish the real and fake body of the clown.

After going to bed, Koharu glanced at Tsunade and Orochimaru suspiciously: "You two are wearing the same pants as Yasuo, so you must be covering for him."

As she said this, she stepped forward to find out what was going on.

This time, Yasuo didn't dodge or evade. Anyway, Xiaochun was eyeing the fake body when he went to bed.

Speaking of which, Sark's illusion actually has a lot of disadvantages, such as not being able to use skills, and having a time limit.

For example, when the time comes, it will explode on the spot and leave behind a scare box.

"boom"

With a violent explosion, Xiaochun's whole body was completely naked and charred.

"Xiaochun, are you okay?"

Seeing that his old friend was seriously injured, Mito Katoyan quickly stepped forward to help him.

However, at this moment, three scare boxes suddenly appeared on the ground. Three clown dolls connected by springs popped out of the boxes, sticking out their tongues "No, no, no".

This kind of scare box is also very common in Konoha and is a favorite of naughty children.

Mito Menyan didn't take it seriously either.

However, when Xiaochun saw these boxes when he went to bed, he seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world.

In her field of vision, those three were not clown dolls, but two teachers and Uchiha Kage's head.

Their heads stretched and shrank, and they roared in a low voice: "I died so miserably, Xiaochun, please come and accompany us."

"Xiaochun, it's so lonely in hell. You've done so much to kill. Come down and play with your tongue together."

"It's better to get into the oil pan. Backstroke in boiling oil will be more comfortable."

""

"Ah, no, I don't want it"

Xiaochun yelled crazily when he turned to bed, and turned around to escape.

"Boom"

Koharu suddenly bumped into Mito Monobu's head. The huge impact on his head, the heavy trauma to his mind, and his injured body. These factors were added together. Koharu rolled his eyes and fainted. passed.

"this"

Yasuo looked at the stunned people, scratched his head, and said: "I think what Elder Koharu said is reasonable. I really don't have a good command of such advanced ninjutsu as Shadow Clone."

There was a big bump on Mito Menyan's forehead, and he said angrily: "It was intentional, it was definitely intentional. I didn't expect you to have mastered the shadow clone to such an extent and made terrible improvements. Your intentions are extremely sinister."

"No, I'm not good at the Shadow Clone Technique. I'm really not good at it at all."

Yasuo quickly shook his head in denial, joking, Koharu had not been forced to retire yet, and the crime of attacking the elders of Konoha was not a small one, and it would cause trouble for the master.

"OK OK"

Sarutobi Hiruzen became the peacemaker again: "Yasuo definitely didn't mean it, but let's talk about it"

He looked at Yasuo, frowned and said, "Elder Xiaochun's mental state just now seemed to be in a trance. Could it be that you used illusions on her?"

"how is this possible"

Yasuo put his hands on his waist and said proudly: "Hokage-sama, you can go and check it out. After six years in the ninja school, I, Hatake Yasuo, passed the illusion test once, even if I lose."

After a pause, ignoring Hiruzen's black streak, Yasuo continued: "I personally feel that Elder Koharu was not under the illusion, but after his conscience discovered it, he felt guilty towards me, and his true feelings were revealed. Such weird behavior”

Sarutobi Hiruzen glanced suspiciously at Yasuo, who was speaking righteously. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't find a second explanation, so he had to signal Mito Kaden to take the unconscious Koharu downstairs for treatment.

He felt his head hurt, so he took out his pipe and was about to take a puff when Tsunade pointed to the sign on the wall that read "No Smoking in the Heart of the Ward" with a look of disgust.

Sarutobi Hiruzen put away his pipe gun angrily, and at the same time looked at his three disciples gloomily.

Didn’t I say that my teacher’s kindness is as great as a mountain?

Didn’t you agree that one day you will be a teacher and the rest of your life you will be a father?

Why are my disciples all turning their elbows outward?

Sarutobi Hiruzen glanced at Danzo and couldn't help but feel a little envious of his old friend.

Although he was reluctant at all when accepting a disciple, Sarutobi Hiruzen could see that now his old classmate really seemed to have a son in his old age. The relationship between master and disciple was probably far deeper than that between himself and San Above a disciple.

Should I take some time to seek advice from him and ask him how to cultivate relationships with his disciples?

"Stop smoking. Smoking is bad for your health."

Danzo noticed that his old friend was looking at him, frowned, and handed over a sausage with some reluctance, "Here, this is for you. It's delicious, rich in nutrients, and can prolong your life."

"correct"

Danzo reached out and took out a pen from Hiruzen's breast pocket: "You'd better lend me this thing for a while."

With that said, Danzo inserted the pen that Sarutobi had been cleaning for a whole afternoon into his nostril again, and then stirred it gently, making him moan in comfort.

In order to avoid being said by readers that it is short and out of context, I have no choice but to use the 2-in-1p method.