The Exorcist Detective

All vampires have a common characteristic, which is that they are surprisingly arrogant and have a negligent attitude toward modern technology. They also naturally look down on humans, viewing humans as lower creatures who can suck blood at any time. Livestock, the older the vampire, the more serious this psychology is, and Earl Drake is one of the most serious vampires.

The most important reason why he gives Captain America and the others such face is not because the Avengers are working for him. There are more people working for the vampires. 95% of the people in this world are working for the great Dracula. There is nothing special about this. The main reason is that he does not regard superheroes such as Captain America, Iron Man, Falcon, Black Panther, Hulk, Red Tank, etc. as human beings.

What are humans like? Humans can't fly, they can't emit lasers, they can't tear vampires with their hands like tearing paper, they can't just jump several kilometers high, they can collapse half of Dracula's castle with one kick, If you disagree, your eyes will turn green and you will turn into a big green guy. These guys are all non-human beings. Human beings should be like those obedient people in Romania. They have a cow or something. The most effective defense measure is to hang a bunch of garlic at the door. When encountering a vampire, he would hold up a small cross and keep crossing it on his chest, or simply escape into the church. In the past, Earl Drake would have thought that these humans were hopelessly stupid, but now he thinks of simple humans. He missed the look in his heart, how good it was when human beings were stupid good people. When they saw the vampires, they were afraid to run away. Humans who were too scared to move could only wait to be sucked. Such kind of people were good human beings. Look at these "human beings" in front of us.

Iron Man Tony Stark, the world-famous playboy, is hugging two beautiful vampire sisters. These two vampire sisters come from the proud Gawain family, and their history is older than him and Dracula. It can be traced back to the mythical age of King Arthur. If it weren't for Dracula using mysterious rituals to kill the Blood Ancestor and replace him, and the status of his confidant Earl Drake would also have suddenly improved, otherwise he and Dracula would still have to meet Sister Gawain. Respectfully, now Tony's eyes are about to fall into the towering chest of sister Gawain.

The rest of the vampire beauties also found their own goals. This time, Earl Drake was a little confused. The "beautiful girls" who were over a thousand years old in the vampire race did not resist the superheroes, but were interested in them. Chatting, drinking and chatting with each other, especially Sonia and Lana with Captain America between them. These two are from the glorious Elvin family and the dark star Polu family respectively. They looked at Captain America like an ancient Greek statue. The masculine and handsome face showed an expression like a little girl obsessed with celebrities.

Sonia poured a glass of wine for Captain America with gentle and graceful movements, so that Lana was almost clinging to him. Sonia was a little jealous in her heart. Sure enough, the Bolu family with low qualifications just had no education. In fact, the Bolu family also had it. It has a history of more than 800 years, but the most famous period of the Poirot family was in Florence during the Renaissance. It once sponsored many artists and writers, the most famous of which were Leonardo da Vinci and Dante, but From the perspective of Sonia, who has been active in ancient Rome, Lana is just a little girl with no manners.

Naturally, what she admires more is the American belly. When she looked at Captain America before, she was always a clown wearing a very ridiculous uniform and holding a big shield. Although the clown-like uniform did not cover up his extraordinary magnanimity, once the uniform was removed, Take it off, Captain America Steve Rogers is a peerless handsome man, sitting there like a bright and quiet sunshine. No wonder vampire girls are fascinated by him.

Among all the people, only two people were sitting blankly in the corner.

Holding a wine barrel and drinking, no one came forward, not to mention the charming and beautiful girls of the Vampire Clan, even the most generous Vampire Clan. People seemed to deliberately pretend that those two people did not exist, but those two people were sitting there, It occupies a quarter of the entire camp.

"What's going on?" The Hulk raised the barrel and took a big sip. He wiped the wine on his chin, "Why doesn't anyone come over to get close to us? We are not weak Banner. We are powerful, we are masculine, we are So charming, why no one comes?”

Red Tank blinked, and he suddenly stood up with the barrel on his shoulder, "I finally understand, it turns out it's not because I'm ugly, it's because you are so annoying. With you here, all the beauties won't rely on me." Come here, you’re the one who influenced the great red tank to pick up girls.”

The Hulk was stunned. He suddenly spit out a breath of alcohol with a look of disdain and looked at Red Tank with side eyes. "Red Head, let me say something from the bottom of my heart. Others say we are ugly. We tolerate it. We are pure." Ordinary women can't appreciate the bold and domineering style of the men's faction. They can't bear the domineering attitude that we constantly exude, but you... always have a red helmet that looks like a turtle shell on your head. In terms of body shape and appearance, , How can we not finish you off? We haven’t disliked you yet, and you actually dare to dislike us.”

Red Tank was a little angry when he was ridiculed. When he passed by the Hulk, he deliberately bumped into the Hulk and said, "Green head, let's wait and see. Others are afraid of you, but I, Red Tank, am not afraid of you. I hate you now. Get out of my way."

The Hulk gets angry easily with others, but the red tank is very polite. The relationship between the two of them is expressed through fists. The last battle lasted for three days and three nights, and no one could do anything to the other, and by the way, they destroyed an endless building. Human Island, he stepped aside magnanimously, "Humph, stupid red tank, you will come back crying in a while."

Red Tank bared his teeth and smiled, "If you want to be beautiful, I will conquer the beauty with my charm. When the time comes, you must not cry out of jealousy."

The two parted ways, as if God was going to slap the Hulk in the face. Not long after Red Tank left him, a vampire beauty with a height of about 1.9 meters and a half and a strong body found Red Tank. This vampire beauty came from Spar in ancient Greece. Da, named Ada, is a powerful vampire beauty. Perhaps because she comes from Sparta, Ada has no resistance to strong men. When she entered the Avengers camp, she was dazzled. Originally, her target was Thor, the god of thunder, but Thor was shorter than her, and Thor was the god of Asgard. With such an identity, and a face that was comparable to that of the sun god Apollo, no matter it was against her, Ordinary humans are still fatally attracted to vampires. He has already been surrounded by several vampire girls.

Ada is a proud woman, and she doesn’t like men shorter than her, so she didn’t go over to join in the fun. At this time, the red tank appeared carrying the barrel. Ada’s eyes lit up. The red tank was too strong. Standing like a big mountain, she immediately targeted Red Tank. Red Tank looked back at the Hulk. He hugged Ada and deliberately walked around in front of the Hulk, and then found a picture. The sofa is sturdy enough to sit down and drink and chat with Ada.

"Wow hahahaha... Ada, you are so funny and interesting, hahahaha..." Red Tank suddenly laughed loudly while holding up the wine glass. He laughed so hard that the wine glass flew away from his hand and hit the button. On the head of the Hulk not far away, he pretended to be sorry and said repeatedly, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice that you are still here, Green Head, why don't you come over and have a drink with us?" Cup, how’s it going?”