The Exorcist Detective

Deadpool was still chattering endlessly. As soon as he opened his mouth, it was like the Yellow River overflowing. It was out of control. Li Kang took out a cursed pacifier and threw it at Deadpool. With a pop, the pacifier was stuffed In his mouth, no matter how hard Deadpool tried, he couldn't take it off.

This pacifier belongs to a cursed mother. The place of origin is Hell's Kitchen. The woman works in a nightclub. She is involved in basically everything. She also raises a man, but he is so careless that she actually gives birth to a son. He went out to play every day, and only went to sleep when he came home. He didn't care about the child's life or death. He was afraid that the child would make noise, so he stuffed the child's mouth with a pacifier. Later, the child died when he was less than two years old, and he was less than five years old when he died. It's so heavy that women roll up their children and throw them into the trash can. This kind of thing is very common in places like Hell's Kitchen. Otherwise, hell is empty and the devil is in the world.

Later, when the woman returned home, she accidentally discovered that the child's pacifier was placed on the bedside. She was so high that she put the pacifier in her mouth and sucked it to sleep. When she woke up, she was horrified to find that the pacifier could not be removed. She couldn't talk to anyone, drink or eat, and no one knew what she was talking about when she went to ask for help. After three days of struggling, she was thirsty and hungry. When she wandered the streets in a daze, she... Got into a gang shootout and was killed by a stray bullet.

This incident happened when Li Kang later found a suicide note in the woman's home, a confession written by the woman. She actually knew that there was a gun battle there and deliberately sought death.

This cursed pacifier later entangled several gang members, leaving a terrifying legend in Hell's Kitchen. Later, a gang leader was plotted by the enemy. The cursed pacifier has a magical power that makes people want to hold it. Anyone who has done bad things can't help but hold it in his mouth. That case was very difficult. Li Kang spent a lot of effort to finally take off the pacifier. The gang boss was tortured and only half of his life was left.

Li Kang took back this thing, thinking that it might come in handy in the future. Now he decisively told Deadpool to shut his mouth. Deadpool whined for a long time, unable to say a word.

The other three people all looked sideways at Li Kang, thinking that the magician really couldn't be offended, so it would be better to stay away from him.

Li Kang took the sign back and found a dilapidated house on the outskirts of Las Vegas. The house looked like a haunted house, exuding a chilling atmosphere from the inside out, but it was just a disguise. Li Kang could feel that the blinding spell was working, and it should be Wanda's magic. Wanda was also a very powerful magician, and her mutant abilities were indeed not worth mentioning compared to her magical attainments.

"Ashanari...Kado Salaman..." Li Kang said a spell with unknown meaning. In fact, the spell itself is not important. What is important is the magical effect he wants to achieve. Magic is like riding a bicycle. Once you learn it, you won't be able to forget it even if you want. It doesn't matter what the name of the riding technique is. What's important is the skill of the execution process. As long as you think about it, you can still execute it even if you use curse words as a spell.

There was once an old priest who always greeted the other person's mother and cursed God before exorcising demons. However, the success rate of exorcism was as high as 90.00%. Unless the demon was particularly powerful, he could exorcise it. Even Li Kang Du felt ashamed. Strength cannot be obtained through asking for help. It must be obtained through hard work. The biggest problem with those with superpowers in the world today is that they do not understand this truth. After they have the ability, they will not be able to obtain it at all. I don't know how to control it. What was supposed to be a respected ethnic group has suddenly turned into a street rat that everyone shouts and beats, just because the rat droppings ruined a pot of soup.

Li Kang walked up to the door and knocked gently. After a while, the appearance of the house suddenly changed and turned into a very exquisite three-story building. The door opened, and Wanda rushed in like a gust of wind. In Li Kang's arms, after being away for several months, Wanda looked a lot more haggard, and Li Kang stroked her hair distressedly.

Wanda hurriedly pulled Li Kang upstairs to see the children. The two walked into the house and exposed the other four people outside. After a while, Wanda remembered that there were four guests outside. Deadpool was She was familiar with Zilai and had already come in. She invited the other three people in, and the little devil began to prepare a banquet to welcome Li Kang.

After so many days of separation, Wanda clung to Li Kang and refused to leave. After the two opened the children, she suddenly discovered that Deadpool had a pacifier in his mouth. She bent over with laughter, although Deadpool This guy usually doesn't care about making a fool of himself, but now he's inexplicably a little bit cute like this.

Li Kang smiled and took off the pacifier from Deadpool's mouth. Deadpool gasped for air. He was almost suffocated to death just now. Finally, his mouth was free. He left and started to yell at Li Kang. He could chop off his head. Tolerate it, but not letting him speak. This is worse than killing him.

Li Kang shook the pacifier in his hand, scaring Deadpool into doing a backflip and staying far away from him.

"You're just a bastard. I won't play with you anymore. I'm going to pee, hum." Deadpool then peeed away and left.

I was really a little panicked, but when I arrived at the door of the bathroom, I suddenly heard the eclipse talking to someone inside.

"Eric, I've found Wanda, and I've sent you the address." Eclipse's voice was very low, but it couldn't escape Deadpool's ears.

But when he heard that he was talking to "Eric", he didn't think much about it. Everyone knew that Eric was actually Magneto, who was Wanda's father and Li Kang's father-in-law. They all forgot about the solar eclipse. In fact, he is Polaris's unmarried husband. He should report Wanda's safety to Magneto. The world is in turmoil. Wanda is a magician and a mutant. She is also Li Kang's wife and Magneto's daughter. , is naturally the target of the vampires' attack. Magneto's Genosha Island was blown up by several nuclear bombs. It is normal to worry about his daughter. Deadpool retreats like a cat. It is best not to get involved in other people's housework. And, Li Kang's pacifier, he didn't want to try again, but the interior space was very large, and there were plenty of bathrooms on the second floor. He was so familiar with it that he didn't need the little devil's guidance at all, and he reached the second floor.

Arriving at the door of the bathroom, Deadpool was about to open the door when he suddenly heard Gambit's voice inside. He thought to himself that these two bastards were colluding. After arriving here, the first thing he did was go to the bathroom, and They are all muttering in the bathroom. Let me listen to what this guy is saying.

I could only hear Gambit talking to Professor

Deadpool nodded. It seems that Gambit is a good person. The X-Men are good at it. It would be best to let them protect Wanda. He exited again. On the third floor, he finally found an empty bathroom and released his bladder. After the stress, he washed his hands and came downstairs playing a ditty.

The little devil is extremely efficient. A large table of sumptuous banquet has been prepared. There are dishes from all over the world to satisfy the tastes of everyone present. Li Kang and Wanda did not come down. The young couple has been separated for a long time. What are they doing? Knowing full well that no one is a chicken anymore, Deadpool felt suddenly very hungry. He sat down and ate hazelnuts while bragging with Bullseye.

After a few minutes, the eclipse came back. He rubbed his nose, sat down, picked up a piece of bread, spread butter on it, and ate it bite by bite. After a while, Gambit King also came back, and he saw the end of it at a glance. There was a plate of snails on a seat, so he sat down and started eating too. When he was thirsty, he picked up the red wine next to him and took a sip.

Deadpool picked up the spaghetti on the plate with a fork, rolled it, and stuffed it into his mouth. Suddenly he raised his head and said, "How come you guys are done with the tip?"

Sun Eclipse was eating bread when he suddenly choked after hearing Deadpool's words. Gambit over there spat out a mouthful of wine, and both of them looked at Deadpool's face.

Bullseye saw something was wrong, and he asked Deadpool, "What's wrong? What did you hear?"

Deadpool smiled and said, "It's nothing. They just communicated with their boss. It's a normal situation. Don't take it to heart. Magneto and Professor X are not bad people."

Bullseye had a strange feeling in his heart. Unlike Deadpool, he had been involved in various conspiracies all year round. Although his boss, Kingpin, had developed inhuman brute strength in the gym, he was just an ordinary person after all. He could Controlling the underworld heroes does not rely on brute force, but superior leadership and extraordinary thinking. Those who follow him will definitely get rich, and those who stand in his way will definitely have their whole families killed. This is the most terrifying thing.

"What on earth are you doing? I know Wanda's relationship with you mutants, but she is now the mother of two children, and don't blame me for not warning you. That guy Li Kang usually smiles, but he is actually very cruel. You If you offend him, you won't be able to live in peace after death." Bullseye felt the need to warn them.

Eclipse smiled and said, "What kind of conspiracy can we have? Magneto is Wanda's father, and I am Wanda's brother-in-law. Don't forget, Polaris and I also have a child, and she is also a lovely daughter. In fact, Magneto is I hope I can help him find Wanda. His biological father wants to see his daughter, so don’t overthink it."

Deadpool also said, "Yes, Magneto is indeed Wanda's father, he should be fine."

Bullseye nodded and turned to look at Gambit, "Why are the X-Men looking for Wanda?"

Gambit King smiled and said, "Originally I didn't need to answer you. You are from Kingpin and a super villain, and we are superheroes. But if you don't answer, it will make it seem like we really have some conspiracy. In fact, this is the case. We mutants are now under siege by Dracula. Magneto and our Professor , we are afraid that the vampires will do something detrimental to her, so Professor