The Exorcist Detective

Dr. Strange, who was following Deadpool, looked at the two women up and down. He said jealously, "Don't mention it, Deadpool's affair is quite good. Where did you find these two beauties? Why am I not so good? luck."

Doctor Strange is known as Dr. Kidney Deficiency. He is simply a replica of the old man Merlin. He has liked beautiful women all his life, but beauties always leave him. There are rumors that he has kidney deficiency...

Deadpool held the two girls gently and kissed them softly on the lips, "I know Bob's terror better than any of you, but I must face this most terrifying enemy. If I escape, , I am no longer qualified to be loved deeply by you, so, my lovers, let me go and let me face my ultimate destiny!"

Doctor Strange excitedly took out a small notebook in mid-air and wrote down bits and pieces, "Oh oh oh oh~!! So that's it. At times like this, don't be afraid of being disgusting. Even if you have any disgusting words, just say them." Come on, Deadpool is really good at it, no wonder even the goddess of death loves him, it’s really amazing...it’s amazing..."

Li Kang looked at Doctor Strange coldly from the side, and asked sympathetically, "Strange, how old are you this year?"

"I'm 39, I'm still a young man, hahaha..." Doctor Strange smiled strangely. 39 is considered a young man, and 40 is considered middle-aged. There is still less than a year left inside and outside, so it's no wonder that Doctor Strange It must be emphasized that he is still a young man, and his days as a young man are numbered.

"Still single."

Doctor Strange trembled all over, as if he had received a [-] million-point critical hit. He slowly turned around and smiled mechanically, "Say...what do you mean? I have also had a girlfriend before. I am willing to have a girlfriend, but my job is too dangerous. I have to face countless monsters and monsters every day. How could I drag the person I love into such a turbulent life? Hahaha... "

"Have you ever had a girlfriend? How many years ago?" Li Kang ignored his pretense and asked straight to the point.

"About half a year ago," Doctor Strange said nonchalantly.

"Half a year ago? At that time, was there a girl named Xi Rui who came to study with you? She and I were good friends, but she never said, what kind of girlfriend did you have? Lying doesn't do me any good. Yes, I am a master liar, especially a man like you who blushes and has a thick neck and muscles on your face cramps when you lie, you are really not suitable for lying." Li Kang exposed him mercilessly.

Dr. Strange's old face turned red, and he coughed twice guiltily, "So you know Shi Rui... To be honest, I haven't had a serious girlfriend in ten years. I don't know why, but girls date me. After that, he always said that I didn’t understand gentleness, and then left me, even though I was obviously very gentle.”

Li Kang thought about it. Doctor Strange especially likes to tell some extremely cold jokes. Because he is a doctor of medicine, he also likes to joke about people's shortcomings in victory. He also has some obsessive-compulsive disorder. Although most magicians have obsessive-compulsive disorder, But Doctor Strange is still rare. Not everyone would take out a small notebook at this time and record the love words of others. This shows that this person has serious problems. Although this was a good habit when he was still a student. But he is almost middle-aged. If he continues to act like this, he will be childish and ridiculous in the eyes of others. Not only will he not be able to attract the attention of the opposite sex, but he may also be considered as a fellow-minded person by the same sex.

Li Kang wanted to correct him, but then he thought, it's none of my business, "Ah, it's okay, just keep going. If you can find a girlfriend, I'll count it as my loss."

Doctor Strange was shocked, "Wait a minute, Li Kang, what do you mean?"

Li Kang ignored Doctor Strange and pointed into the distance with his hand, "Look at the person flying over there, does it look like me?"

Doctor Strange put up a pergola and looked into the distance. Sure enough, he saw another Li Kang flying quickly. Although the two Li Kang looked the same, their temperaments were completely different. The most obvious feature, at least Doctor Strange did not see. He had never even imagined that Li Kang had cried like this one who was crying like rain.

This is the Li Kang in Deadpool's dream.

In the dream, as soon as Li Kang flew in front of Deadpool, he jumped on him and said, "Ten million

Don't go, Meatball Bob. He's not a human being. He's a monster. You can't defeat him. I can't let you pass. "

"Akang! Can't you have some confidence in me? You are my best friend. If you don't believe in me, I really don't know... who will believe in me..." Deadpool was a little confused I excitedly supported Li Kang in my dream. At this time, Li Kang in my dream was about to cry to death.

Li Kang was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves. Doctor Strange saw that something was wrong and immediately took Li Kang's hand. Li Kang struggled hard, "His grandma is so strong! She actually dreamed that I looked like such a weakling. When did I cry?" Are you living like a bitch? Let me go quickly, I must teach him a lesson!"

"Kang! No! Whether we can escape from this nightmare realm, maybe the key lies with your friend. We have all been affected by the nightmare lord's evil spell just now. Only your friend has no problem. His mental power is indeed very strong. He is stronger than both of us. If even he is defeated, we may really be trapped here forever. It’s no big deal. This is all a dream. Everything that happens in a dream is fake. If it were me , I won't be angry." Dr. Strange held on to Li Kang desperately, "It really doesn't work. Wait until we get out, and you will give him a lesson. Then I will just help you, and! I admit it. I haven’t had a real girlfriend for 15 years, I don’t know why women hate me!”

"15 years?" Li Kang couldn't help but look at Doctor Strange, "So, you are really a golden bachelor. Your personality needs to change. I know you are a doctor, but sometimes you are so kind-hearted. "

"Hahaha... maybe, but I have made a lot of good friends because of this. Maybe everyone knows that I have a good heart, so they are willing to talk to me. Some things have two sides. Although I do things like this, some Times put me in a very difficult situation, but as a doctor, being able to save people always makes me very happy. You should also learn from me and not be too selfish. I am more than ten years older than you, so I will just rely on my elders and say, According to my experience, anyone who does not suffer in everything will suffer a big loss in the end, because if everyone is on guard against you, your path will become narrower and narrower." Dr. Strange said in a calm tone. .

Li Kang has a deep understanding. When he was lobbying the various paradise worlds to accept him recently, all the gods did not trust him. He only begged Odin when he had no choice. He knew that this old guy Odin was extremely cunning. , sometimes more terrifying than the devil, but he was forced to accept Odin's trial. It would be false to say that he was not worried that Odin would go back on his word. Odin had a lot of criminal records.

"Okay, I'll listen to you. Although you are a bad guy when it comes to chasing women, you are indeed very smart." Li Kang nodded and listened to Dr. Strange's persuasion.

In the dream over there, Li Kang was hugging Deadpool and crying. Deadpool's words of persuasion had no effect. He simply passed over Li Kang in the dream and continued to move forward. Unexpectedly, Li Kang in the dream hugged Deadpool for nothing. Thigh, no matter what, he wouldn't let go. Deadpool had no choice but to continue moving forward while holding Li Kang in his dream.

Spider-Man led the way, and everyone soon arrived at Madison Square. At this time, Madison Square was crowded with people, as if people from all over New York were here. The spotlight was far away and Deadpool was seen, and everyone was focused on Deadpool. on the body.

Li Kang and Doctor Strange looked at each other, what is going on?Why is there so much spotlight? This doesn't seem to be a battle scene. What is Deadpool's nightmare?

"Deadpool! Deadpool! Deadpool!! We love you!!!" A group of school girls screamed, "We love you! Deadpool, you are the best! You are our big hero!!"

A supermodel who was obviously not a schoolgirl, but was wearing a revealing schoolgirl outfit, crossed the security line and rushed towards Deadpool, "Deadpool! You are mine! I love you forever!"

A fat and muscular security guard tried to stop her, but he was punched and kicked by her, sending him flying more than 20 meters away. This was not scientific at all, but talking about science in the dream was just a hooliganism.

The supermodel rushed in front of Deadpool, knelt down and hugged Deadpool's thigh, her eyes as charming as a cat, "Deadpool, do you know how much I love you? For you, I can run naked around New York City for a hundred years." lock up."

"I know you love me very much, but I'm sorry, I already have a sweetheart and a lover. You can only be my wife. I am a very dedicated person." Deadpool said righteously.