The Exorcist Detective

Li Kang couldn't help shaking his hands, "What did you say? Dream lover? Can you stop making trouble? Moonstone is a damn slut. You also like this kind of woman? No wonder I see green hair on your head." Cao Yinyin, don’t worry, I’m not interested in this kind of crap.”

Bullseye suddenly cried sadly, "It would be great if I could be cuckolded. The problem is that bitch Moonstone didn't even give me a chance to be cuckolded. She wished she could even sleep with the robots of SHIELD." But she just ignores me, and I don’t know why. When I give her diamonds or something, she throws them into the ditch in disgust, saying they are stained with my stench. You can judge me, no matter how ugly I am. , can it still be as ugly as that Venom?"

Li Kang looked up at Venom. At this time, Venom had climbed to Moonstone's chest. The two were kissing passionately in the air. The scene was comparable to the most popular love action blockbusters. He took a breath of cold air, "These sisters The taste is quite strong.”

Venom is a biological suit made by aliens. Because the first person to possess it was Spider-Man, it looks similar to Spider-Man, but it is larger and there are always some black things undulating on the body. Look It sounded a bit disgusting, and even this kind of person could swallow it. Li Kang turned around and looked at Bullseye again. His skin was a bit pale because he hadn't seen the sun for a long time, and his bald head was densely covered with... They were all small wounds, and the pair of panda eyes looked a little silly, but the eyes in their sockets were extremely sharp.

Generally speaking, Bullseye can't be called a handsome guy in the traditional sense, but at least he's not ugly. Logically speaking, with Moonstone's bold style, Bullseye will definitely not let him go. But he also saw it just now. In the moonstone's eyes, Bullseye's existence is at the same level as a cockroach and maggot. If this kind of perception can win a beautiful woman, it is almost an impossible task, but this is only almost, Bullseye's luck Yes, because Li Kang has regarded him as a friend. Although being Li Kang's friend may face the risk of being sold at any time, the benefits are still great.

Although Li Kang said something rude, he still didn't say anything to his friend. He took out a very strange thing from his windbreaker and stuffed it into Bullseye's hand, "Seeing how pitiful you are, I'll give you a good thing." , this game should be very powerful, as long as you make good use of it, the moonstone will be as tender to you from now on, and will be as gentle to you as you can't accept it."

Bullseye took this thing in his hand. He looked at Osborn and others with some embarrassment as they started to fight with Apocalypse. Apocalypse opened the protective cover of the Siyu Celestial Armor and allowed the Sky Hammer team to attack. He held his shoulders, Standing still in the air, ignoring all attacks.

"Moonstone and the others are fighting hard. It's okay if we don't go to help. We're still talking about this here..." Bullseye was a little embarrassed, "Why don't we go help them."

Li Kang flew to the ground and threw Bullseye to the ground. He snorted, "I didn't expect you to be a warrior. Go help yourself. Tianqi hates me to the core. I have to find a place to hide."

Bullseye rolled his eyes and pointed to a hidden barracks not far away and said, "That's Osborne's temporary headquarters. We might as well hide there. There are a lot of cannon fodder outside the barracks. If Osborne and the others If they can win, we will help them. If they are going to lose, it will not be too late for us to run away."

Li Kang glanced at Bullseye appreciatively, "That makes sense. It's better to wait and see at this time. Your two Optimus Primes haven't arrived yet. Maybe when they come, Apocalypse's catastrophe will be solved. Ruzi can Teach.”

The two came to the barracks and watched the battle progress through the SHIELD satellite. Bullseye saw that there was no one else on the left and right. He spread his hands and looked at the thing in his hands. It was an arrow, but it was different from ordinary arrows. The bow and arrow are different. The front part of it looks like a red heart, and there is nothing at the end.

"What is this?" Bullseye asked curiously.

Li Kang said, "I don't even know this thing. No wonder you are still a single person who is hated by everyone. This is Cupid's arrow. I had three enemies back then. They entered my house at night and killed my parents. Among them Can you believe that a man found his true love in a prison? I was still a low-level magician at the time, and it took me a long time to sneak into the prison. At that time, I discovered that Cupid had shot my enemy. With one arrow, I decisively went over, cut off his head, and dug out his heart."

Bullseye took a breath and said, "You are so ruthless. Even if you are an enemy, you are still too ruthless."

Li Kang said disapprovingly, "I originally planned to bury him alive in the ground and let him suffer for seventy-nine days before taking his life. This would already be an advantage for him. The point is, Cupid wants to retrieve the arrow. Is this possible? I The purpose of digging out the heart was to get his arrow. When the two of us were fighting, the arrow was broken, and I grabbed this section. This is a good thing. I only charge you 79 million, an absolute friend's price."

Bullseye was still very fascinated when he heard it. At the end, he shouted out loud, "What? You want more money?"

Li Kang took the cupid arrow back and said disdainfully, "I worked hard to get such a precious thing. Do you think Cupid is easy to deal with? He is a god no matter how you say it. Do you want love or not? If you want to take my things for free, ask Deadpool if he doesn’t have the treatment you do and if you want to give me money, what are you thinking?”

Bullseye saw that Li Kang was unhappy. He quickly took Li Kang's hand and said with a smile, "Don't get me wrong, I'm just asking. Isn't it just 1000 million? It's just drizzle~!"

Li Kang then turned from anger to joy, "This is like a saying. If you want to win a beautiful woman, you have to be willing to spend a lot of money. What does this little money mean? I've heard it from Deadpool, but you guys are still arrogant. Wealthy, carefree, you can sell it for 1000 million, tsk tsk... I will charge you [-] million for such a good thing, am I not interested in you enough?"

Bullseye didn't dare to say anything more, so he immediately signed the check and handed it to Li Kang.

Li Kang turned around and handed the cupid arrow into Bullseye's hand, "Let me explain in advance, because the cupid arrow is only half, its skill is definitely not as good as the complete one, so even if Moonstone follows you, with her temperament, If you don’t do well, you will still be cuckolded a lot, so you have to be mentally prepared.”

Bullseye scratched his head, smiled and said, "Hehehe...actually, I like her wildness. If I join them then, I won't be cheated."

Li Kang was speechless. He looked at Bullseye. He looked like a masochist, and he also had the potential to be gay. He boldly guessed that Bullseye might use moonstones as bait in the future, and he would not be able to catch any fish. The handsome young man might also be bisexual.

Bullseye played with the cupid arrow in his hand, "How do you use this thing?"

Li Kang said casually, "Just insert the front part of the arrow into the heart of the moonstone."

Bullseye was startled, "Just insert it like this? Isn't the moonstone dead?"

Li Kang slapped Bullseye hard on the back of the head and cursed, "Idiot! Are you stupid? Cupid's arrow, of course, hits the heart. From such a famous mythology, you I don’t even know, are you a pig?”

Bullseye rubbed the back of his head and said nonchalantly, "I have heard of this myth and legend, but you think, how can this person endure such a hard thing being inserted into the heart? Have you ever used it?"

Li Kang shook his windbreaker and made a very coquettish POSS, "Look at me, a handsome person like me, do you still need this kind of thing? This is specially prepared for short and poor people like you. If you don't like it, just do it." Return it to me, but I declare in advance that I will not return anything I bought!"

Bullseye shouted, "You're just telling me now, what is this called a prior statement? Well, I'll give it a try when I get the chance. If it fails, I'll settle the score with you."

Li Kang raised his hands with a groan, one hand was covered with the flames of hell, and the other was covered with the cold wind of the North Ming Dynasty. "I like the theory of striking first and gaining the upper hand. If you really want to deal with me, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't let you." Get out of here alive."

Bullseye nodded helplessly, "Okay, okay... Can you call me stupid? I know you and Deadpool are good brothers, but I jumped into this pit. It's me who deserves to die!"

While they were talking, there were several violent explosions in the air. The two of them quickly looked at the satellite images. It turned out that it was Apocalypse who launched a series of attacks and knocked Osborn away. The Iron Patriot on Osborn braved the black Smoke, the situation is very bad.

Now only the combination of Moonstone and Venom is left. These two are no match for Apocalypse. Originally, Moonstone could still rely on mobility to hold on for a while, but with the added burden of Venom, Moonstone was quickly overtaken, and Apocalypse hit him with an energy beam. On Moonstone's chest, Moonstone screamed and flew out.

Apocalypse abandoned the moonstone, and he only had Osborn in his eyes, because Li Kang was obstructing him. Until now, Apocalypse still thinks that Osborn is the alien king, Black Bolt. He will kill this person and then kill Li Kang.

It's just that Li Kang, the bug, didn't know where he went. He didn't expect that Li Kang still had the courage to hide in the military camp just under his feet. This was called darkness under the lamp. Tianqi was overconfident in his own pressure. Only then did Li Kang take advantage of the loophole.

Apocalypse flew over and crushed Iron Patriot with one kick. Iron Patriot suddenly self-destructed and involved Apocalypse. However, the people inside the Iron Patriot armor disappeared. Osborn took advantage of Apocalypse's distraction and jumped out of the armor. Zhong Li had already escaped. He was originally an enhanced person and had the physical strength of the Green Goblin. Jumping out of mid-air was no big deal.