The Exorcist Detective

"Where am I? There is a very familiar smell here...Goddess of Death, is it you?" Deadpool suddenly found that he was in front of a grand door. On the other side of the door was the Kingdom of Death. , he stretched out his hand to open the door of the Kingdom of Death, but was bounced back with a bang.

"Is it Master Deadpool? How did you get here? Aren't you immortal?" The gatekeeper guarding the door saw Deadpool. He said in surprise, "The Goddess of Death said that you were killed by Master Thanos." Cursed, unless there is a crisis of universe destruction, you will never die..."

"I don't know what's going on. Don't you know some magic? Let me see what happened." Deadpool was also a little confused. The last thing he remembered was that he was One of Li Kang's magic artifacts hit his head, and then he came here, but even though he came to the gate of the Kingdom of Death, he couldn't walk in at all.

The gatekeeper nodded, and he waved his hand. A layer of fog enveloped the gate of the Kingdom of Death, and then a picture of Deadpool's physical body appeared.

Deadpool's body is lying on the ground. Beside him, Li Kang is using a large gun with a black dragon head to spray black magic flames on his body. That is the breath gun of the Black Dragon King. In this powerful gun When the energy of the huge black magic artifact was about to run out, Li Kang took out a dark sword from his arms and inserted it into Deadpool's body.

This dark sword exudes a curse that can continue to destroy people's bodies. That's not all. Li Kang also created a two-headed diamond snake and threw it onto Deadpool. The diamond snake spurted out from its mouth. Various poisons continue to destroy Deadpool's body.

In just three to four minutes, Li Kang took out at least a dozen dark magic artifacts and bombarded Deadpool indiscriminately. The scene was so miserable that even Dr. Longo, that bastard who had seen countless tragic experimental scenes, , couldn't help but lie on the wash basin and vomit.

Deadpool and the gatekeeper looked at this scene, and they looked at each other for a long time.

"Well...if I remember correctly, that magician should be named Li Kang. He once angered our most beloved goddess of death with his arrogance, and now he is desecrating your body again. He seems to be you My friend..." The gatekeeper didn't know what to say. I'm afraid I can't find anything like what Deadpool is experiencing now in the entire universe. Magicians are all cold and cunning bastards. There's no doubt about it. Yes, judging from the situation in front of him, Deadpool should have been betrayed, so now I'm afraid Deadpool is about to be furious.

Sure enough, Deadpool seemed very angry, and his body was shaking with excitement.

"That's great...Li Kang, you did it so beautifully, hahaha..." Deadpool excitedly turned eighteen somersaults and cheered, "Haha...now I It’s finally time to go on a date with the goddess of death. Go and find my beautiful goddess. Tell her, I have plenty of time this time. As long as Li Kang doesn’t stop destroying my body, I can even be here forever. Of course, the only bad thing is that I can't walk through this door, but the goddess can walk out. You guys have a palace or something here, and I want to make it up to my goddess today."

"..." The gatekeeper was confused by Deadpool's weird reaction, "Then you really aren't angry?"

"Why should I be angry? This is my good brother giving me benefits.

, If you keep talking nonsense, I will tear apart your rotten bones. Come and find me the goddess. Don’t you know that a moment of cache is worth a thousand pieces of gold?" Deadpool reached out and grabbed the door of the Kingdom of Death, completely ignoring the fact that his body was being electrocuted. There was smoke, "Go quickly"

The gatekeeper was so frightened that he backed away and sat down on the ground. "Okay, don't worry, I'll go there right away." He turned around and crawled towards the temple of the Goddess of Death. This was what he saw from the ground. This is the first time since I became a disciple that I have left my post without permission.

Watching the gatekeeper run into the temple, Deadpool discovered that his hands had been so shocked that only bones were left. The gate to the Kingdom of Death can directly cause damage to the soul, but Deadpool didn't care. He now had something in his heart. A ball of flame.

"Oh, I didn't expect to see the goddess of death. This is really a blessing in disguise. I just feel a little sorry for Xia Kela..." Deadpool muttered in a low voice, but he soon got over this hurdle, " It’s not like I cheated on my body. My body is still on the earth. How can cheating on my soul be considered cheating? Hehehehe...I really think too much. Besides, what happens in the Kingdom of Death, as long as I don’t Say, who can know what happened?"

The only thing I hope now is that Li Kang can be more powerful and never let go at the critical moment. If at the critical moment when he and the goddess of death are having fun, Li Kang suddenly misfires, leaving him at the most critical moment. When the time came to resurrect, that would be too hateful.

"Li Kang, we are good brothers for life. For the sake of my brother's sexual happiness this time, you have to work harder and you must hold on." Although he knew that Li Kang couldn't hear it, Deadpool still breathed into the air. Shouting, hoping that his fiery mood could be conveyed to Li Kang.

Li Kang suddenly felt a chill in his heart. He shivered. This feeling was [-] times more disgusting than when Mephisto was staring at him in hell. He couldn't help but murmur in his heart, "What the hell is this?" What's going on? Could it be that the cancerous universe has finally begun to invade? Why do I feel like my stomach is twitching?"

Even if Li Kang was as cunning as a ghost, he wouldn't have guessed that this was actually Deadpool cheering him on at the gate of the Kingdom of Death.

"How long can you hold on?" Dr. Longo sat on a leather chair and said breathlessly, "I know you are a magician. You are not a mutant at all. You magicians are from the same clan as our Hydra." Well, we all have to protect the future of mankind from the hands of some superhuman beings. Then we should be friends, why are we still killing each other? I can’t understand it.”

"I'm sorry, I'm the one who can't understand. The world has changed now. It's no longer what it was in ancient times. God King Apocalypse is resurrected. The one who defeated him was not you Hydra, but mutants and humans. What the superheroes did together, you Hydra are just using the banner of saving the world to realize your own ambitions. I have seen too many people like you." Li Kang retorted disdainfully.

"You are wrong. The Supreme Leader Red Skull is indeed a careerist, but I am not," Dr. Longo said. It turned out that he also knew that Red Skull actually didn't care about the future of mankind at all. In fact, he didn't care either. "My family is He died at the hands of the Avengers. In the name of saving the world, they created a terrifying machine called Ultron. The war between them destroyed my motherland. These guys who are above the human order, They are cancers in our world, and all I have to do is remove these cancer cells."