The Exorcist Detective

"Deadpool, what are you waiting for? Come quickly..." The goddess of death took Deadpool's hand and placed it on her plump chest.

"I don't care if it's a dream or not. Let's feel good first." Deadpool immediately threw everything behind him. He flew onto the goddess of death, and a wave suddenly appeared on the water bed.

Li Kang was afraid that a small bottle of dart frog poison would not be able to cure Deadpool, so he took out a bottle of Crane Crown Red and a bottle of Peacock gall and gave them to Deadpool. After making sure that Deadpool could not wake up for the time being, he took them out from his arms A small obsidian box, this is a dark artifact that can specifically absorb people. The person placed in it will turn into a pool of blood within an hour. It is a very cruel and overbearing artifact.

However, Li Kang did not intend to turn Deadpool into bloody water. He just wanted to hit Deadpool with an obsidian box and leave this place of right and wrong first. Xia Kaila's matter could be explained slowly after leaving here.

But when he finished reciting the spell and pointed the obsidian box at Deadpool, a black light suddenly emitted from Deadpool, smashing the obsidian box into a ball of debris. The explosive fragments left countless pieces on Li Kang's defensive halo. spots.

"What the hell is this?" Li Kang's eyes widened. The black light just now contained extremely powerful cosmic energy. This bone-chilling energy contained a will to die, which was the most powerful force in the universe. One of the dark energies, Deadpool definitely does not have this ability, but this energy does come from Deadpool's body.

Li Kang thought about it for a moment, and suddenly he thought of a name mentioned in Deadpool's vague words, the Goddess of Death...

There is no mistake. The energy beam just now came from the power of the goddess of death. The situation is very clear. Deadpool is now hanging out with the goddess of death.

In Li Kang's mind, the image of Deadpool hugging a woman with a skull face immediately appeared.

His first reaction was to pity Thanos. This old guy was probably very green.

, But problems also arise. With the energy of the goddess of death protecting Deadpool, Li Kang cannot move him away no matter how capable he is. But if Deadpool wakes up now, as long as he sees the body of Dr. Longo, The situation will immediately become out of control.

Li Kang tried to carry Deadpool away, but this guy's body was astonishingly heavy. It's not surprising. Deadpool and the Goddess of Death are probably doing some indescribable things now and are entangled with the five gods of the universe. Deadpool's current weight is not something Li Kang can move away.

A hero shows his true colors in critical moments. Li Kang kicked Deadpool and took out a bottle of bugs in front of Dr. Longo. The bugs in the bottle looked very ugly. They were the bugs hidden in the latrines of hell. Corpse-eating bugs are more powerful than the piranhas in the Amazon jungle. In ten seconds, they can eat a cow without leaving any bones. It is a must-have at home and is a good tool for destroying corpses and eliminating traces of traces. This thing should have a strange smell, and ordinary decent people would not use this thing.

Li Kang poured out a few corpse-eating insects on Dr. Longe's body. The insects sizzled with blue fire and were cooked...

Li Kang slapped his forehead hard, Dr. Longe's tongue was stuck to the high-voltage wire, and now his body was charged with high-voltage electricity. He hurriedly looked for the switch, but he still couldn't find it. In anger, he shot a hellfire ball. , blasting the high-voltage cables in the laboratory into two pieces. Sure enough, this move had an immediate effect, but all the lights in the laboratory suddenly went out. Only the hellfire and the sparks crackling and flickering on the cables provided a little light in the laboratory. bright.

"You dare to offend me at this time. I'm furious now. Whoever offends me, I will kill." Li Kang shouted into the air. He came to Dr. Longe with the corpse-eating bug. This time he was really angry. , all the corpse-eating bugs were dumped on the corpse. This time, there was no high-voltage electricity. The corpse-eating bugs devoured half of Dr. Longe's body in no time.

Li Kang took two steps back. Although the corpse-eating bugs looked ugly and ferocious, their diet was very simple. They only ate some dead meat and had no interest in living flesh. However, he still took two steps back because the corpse-eating bugs were ugly and vicious. Corpse worms come from the hell latrine, which is the territory of Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies. The hell latrine is probably the most foul-smelling place in the entire universe. The smell of corpse worms can kill a living person alive.

"Pa" put a hand on Li Kang's shoulder.

Li Kang was shocked. He turned around and punched the man on the bridge of the nose. It turned out that it was Deadpool who was responsible for this death. When he was nervous, it was very cheap for Deadpool to make such a joke with him. It was already very cheap for Deadpool to get punched. Li Kang Kang had already squeezed the hellfire ball in his hand, and was just about to hit Deadpool in the face.

"Ouch~" Deadpool screamed strangely. He covered his nose and shouted angrily, "Li Kang, you are crazy and I will slap you on the shoulder. Why did you break the bridge of my nose?"

"You can't die anyway. It won't take more than two seconds to recover." Li Kang shook his shoulders angrily, "What's wrong with you now? You can't even make a sound when you walk?"

"I see you have been busy, as if you are doing something big. Let me see what you are busy with." Deadpool stood up and looked behind Li Kang.

Li Kang felt excited, and he quickly stopped in front of Deadpool and said with a smile, "It's okay.

There is nothing there. There is nothing interesting to see here. Let’s go out quickly. The Red Skull is fighting with the Avengers outside. We have to go and help the Avengers. By the way, your idol Spider-Man is also there. oh. "

At this critical moment, Li Kang decisively sold Spider-Man. Everyone knew that Deadpool had an unusual obsession with Spider-Man. Even his uniform was a replica of Spider-Man. The two of them were in a certain situation. They are also very in tune with each other. If they are not performing tasks together or participating in battles, they are just eating, drinking, playing video games together, etc. Spider-Man really likes to be with Deadpool, but when performing tasks, Spider-Man hates Deadpool very much.

Because Deadpool is a mercenary and a bloodthirsty assassin. When performing tasks, he can silence and leave no one behind. His assassination concept is to break through head-on and kill everyone. This is the perfect assassination, so Unless you have a deep hatred, you will not easily hire Deadpool to kill people. Thieves are also smart. Moreover, Deadpool's price is too high, and ordinary gangsters cannot afford it.

Sure enough, after Deadpool heard the three words Spider-Man, his eyes lit up, "Spider-Man is here too, is it great? The two of us can finally work together again. It's time for little Nazis like the Red Skull to , you know how powerful the Dead Spider combination is.”

"What the hell is Dead Spider?" Li Kang looked at Deadpool's shining little eyes and said to himself that it is really powerful to have a self-healing factor. He had just finished the Death Goddess, and he was still thinking about Spider-Man. He saw Deadpool's eagerness. The little look in his eyes caused a minor misunderstanding on the spot.

Deadpool's uniform is recovering very slowly. Although Doctor Doom's technology is powerful, it cannot withstand Li Kang's indiscriminate bombardment. The smart nano-suit was almost completely decomposed, and Deadpool revealed his eight-pack abs. She has a small belly and is wearing red-heart pants. She looks like a pervert.

"Dead Spider, as the name suggests, is one word from my name and two words from Spider-Man's name. Death means Deadpool, and Spider means Spider-Man. The combination of the two of us is the Dead Spider combination. It's a perfect name. Don't admire my perfect IQ. Sometimes I'm so smart that even I'm afraid of myself." Deadpool made a move that made him tremble with fear, and then he laughed triumphantly with his hands on his hips.

Li Kang took out a box of Fengyou essence and wiped it on his temples. He murmured in a low voice, "Only an immortal like you can hold on to such an unlucky name. As long as you can't remember Xia Kaila, you can just go with it." As long as you’re happy.”

Deadpool didn't hear it at all. He suddenly looked at Li Kang suspiciously and asked in a sneaky tone, "Detective Kang, what are you hiding from me? Tell me quickly. If you don't tell me now, why do you still have to wait? New Year?"

Kaikang's little heart trembled. He pretended to play a ditty casually and said with an unhappy face, "Why can't I understand what you are talking about?"

"Hahahaha..." Deadpool looked up to the sky and smiled, "Don't hide it from me, I know you too well, you haven't scolded me for 5 minutes, and you haven't used those weird spells to deal with it. Damn me, this is so abnormal, it’s not your style at all. You are a cruel sadist, a rogue who lies without blinking an eye, betraying your friends like cabbage, how could you, a despicable and shameless scumbag, suddenly treat me like a scumbag? If it's so good, there must be something bad waiting for me, so just be okay, don't make me panic."

Li Kang covered his face, thinking that I was wrong to be nice to you. Unexpectedly, he felt a little guilty because of Xia Kaila's death, so his attitude towards Deadpool also improved a lot. He was actually killed because of his good attitude. After the waiter cursed, he raised his hand and used magic lightning to send Deadpool flying away.

Because Deadpool had already left the realm of death, the protection of the goddess of death was no longer effective on him. He flew out with smoke all over his body and hit the wall behind him heavily.

"Sure enough, you are still hiding something from me. You are too gentle." Deadpool still said reluctantly.

"I think you are being mean," Li Kang was so entangled that he had no choice but to curse with a guilty conscience.

Deadpool fell to the ground. He suddenly discovered that there was something like a corpse behind Li Kang. He immediately stood up and said, "Who is that corpse behind you?" He pointed at Li Kang with his finger. Behind him, he vaguely seemed to remember something. He always felt that this figure seemed familiar and should be a very important person.

"No... no way." Li Kang panicked for a moment, which further confirmed Deadpool's suspicion.

"Don't hide it from me anymore," Deadpool shouted, "I already know, everything is related to that body. As long as I see it, I can remember everything."

Li Kang took a step back, and he secretly glanced at Dr. Longo's body. The efficiency of the corpse-eating insects was astonishing. At this time, Dr. Longo only had a pile of white bones left, and most of the bones were eaten away. If Without the tattered clothes, it was impossible to even tell that this had once been a living person.

His heart immediately dropped into his stomach. Deadpool couldn't see anything from this situation. To be on the safe side, Li Kang used a spell to make those corpse-eating insects implode. The acid they produced when they exploded was very powerful. Corrosive, the already tattered clothes were even more riddled with holes.