The Exorcist Detective

Chapter 887 The Crazy World of Deadpool

When Kai opened his eyes again, his eyes were clear and alert, and all the ferocity in his eyes had disappeared, "I...I seem to have had a nightmare."

Jones didn't speak, just hugged him tightly.

Li Kang came to Tony and asked him to open Kai's body. Kai was fine.

"Nightmares? You'd better have fewer nightmares like that, uncle! We were almost killed by you!" Kid Omega was the first to recover. The young man was energetic. He rubbed the back of his head and came to Kai's side. "Uncle! I didn't expect you to be quite capable. You could still cheer up under such circumstances. It seems that you really love this little girl with a big belly."

Kai seemed to remember Jones' affectionate encouragement from his side before. He sat up and hugged Jones, "Honey, I remembered. If it weren't for you this time, I would have been swallowed by that monster. I love you, and we will definitely To be together forever.”

Jones nodded, and the two kissed each other passionately. At this time, there was only each other in their world, and other people could just pretend that they didn't exist.

"I said, uncle, aunt, there is a minor here." Omega boy's eyes were filled with excitement and he quickly covered his eyes. However, he could not hold back for less than three seconds before he started to peek through his fingers, "Oh, this Is it the legendary French kiss? It turns out that it’s done with tongue...Wow, it’s so tight, how do you breathe?”

The couple had just experienced a life-and-death farewell. Now let alone a passionate kiss. It was normal for them to go and get a room. They were a legal couple. It was just that the Omega boy kept asking next to them. They were sleeping in class. , this time I became eager to learn.

Li Kang walked up behind him and punched him hard on the head, "This light bulb of yours is nuclear powered, right? If you are eager to learn, you should check the atmosphere. Won't your conscience hurt if you make trouble for others at this time?" ?”

"I'm still a child, I have no conscience," the Omega boy said confidently, "Uncle Kang...do you know how they breathe? I'm really fine. They have been in this state for almost 3 minutes. I If you hold your breath, you can't even do it for one minute."

"Call me Brother Kang, if you dare to call me uncle again, I will kill you!" Li Kang punched you again, and he pulled the Omega boy back, "Are you an idiot? What are you talking about?"

"Haha... Kang Da... Brother, don't you even know this? Of course it's the nose," the Omega boy suddenly paused for a moment, and he said in annoyance, "Okay, you're right, I do He’s an idiot, of course they breathe through their noses, but it doesn’t matter, I learned a valuable lesson today, and from now on, the French Love Saint of the mutant world will be born!”

Omega Boy raised his hands in a victory gesture.

"If you don't change your pretentious personality, I'm afraid you are destined to be single in this life," Li Kang said with a smirk, "I'm afraid you will never have the chance to use these new tricks you have learned in this life. "

The Omega kid raised his phone and said, "I am a diligent and studious person. These are all my study materials. With this Holy Love Book, I will definitely be invincible. Just wait for a slap in the face."

Li Kang reached out and grabbed the phone. When he opened it, he saw that it was full of videos and photos of couples making out. He exclaimed, "Wow, boy, are you a voyeur? What kind of mess is there?"

"Give it back to me, give it back to me quickly!" Omega boy struggled to get the phone back, but his ability hit Li Kang and was blocked by an invisible wall. I was even worse, just a little kid. Li Kang held him with one hand, like a little chicken.

Just as Dr. Yi passed by, the rest of the people went to visit Kai. Dr. Yi was going to prepare some medicine. After all this trouble, Kai was now very weak, but next, he still needed to make some sacrifices, so he needed some Regarding medicines, although there are private doctors in Stark Manor, it is certain that they will not be of much help.

Tony knows that Dr. Yi is an authority in the world of white magic. Next, he needs to perform an operation on Kai to extract the antidote that can treat the crazy factor from his body. The problem is that Kai's skin is indestructible and has reached an incredible level. This world is very difficult. There were few substances that could penetrate his skin. Previously, a gang leader named Sidewinder had wounded him with a special Zitaru bullet, but that was a long time ago.

It didn't take very long for Kai to gain his abilities at that time. He was still in the growth stage. Now that his skin is made of Adamantium metal and vibranium, it would be difficult to hurt him. If Tony's method was used, he could drill a hole with a vibranium drill. The hole would cause Kai to endure unimaginable pain because he couldn't be given anesthesia, and after the hole was drilled, how to stop the bleeding and get stitches was also a problem.

Dr. Yi thought that there was a kind of wine in the sanctuary that came from the mysterious ancient East and could make people drunk. Ordinary people would sleep for three days if they smelled this wine. A sip of this wine could make people drunk to death. He asked how big Tony would get. The hole, Tony said, was about one centimeter. Dr. Yi nodded. This kind of wound could be treated with the medicine specially prepared by the Holy of Holies to stop the bleeding, so he planned to open the portal and return to the Holy of Holies.

Dr. Yi was planning to get some other medicines so that Kai could recover as soon as possible, when Li Kang dragged Omega Boy over. He heard the conversation between the two and took a good look at his phone, "Wow! That's really it. It's so annoying! You didn't learn well at a young age, but you actually imitated others to spy on you? You will make all the mutants lose their face."

"You have misunderstood. I observe and learn knowledge with the heart of a student. The precious learning materials I photographed are definitely not voyeurism! Only people with dirty minds like you would think that this is the case. Noble learning behavior is voyeurism!" The Omega boy screamed and tried to snatch the phone back, but he failed to succeed against Li Kang just now. Now he added Dr. Yi, who used Omega-level mind control ability, and the two The boss was like a normal person. No one allowed him to control it. On the contrary, he exerted too much force and almost fainted.

"Kang, look at this young man who really has a bright future. He said he is so fresh and refined even when peeping. He is really a talent. I think this boy's testosterone is too developed. You have lovers all over the world. Why don't you teach him how to do it? Well, save it and he will grow up and become a pervert, haha... I still have business to do, so I won’t argue with you anymore." Dr. Yi smiled and walked away.

"Give me your phone back!" The Omega boy took advantage of Li Kang's distraction and jumped up to grab the phone, but before he could act, the phone turned into a brick.

"Young man, you are too young. I have put away your real mobile phone. Please be respectful when you talk to me in the future. Otherwise, I will send the contents of your mobile phone to the Internet and make you, a little perverted voyeur, famous." Let’s see how you meet people in the future.” Li Kang took out the mobile phone in his pocket to show off, then put it back.

"You...you bully children, how can you be considered a hero?" The Omega boy was shaking with anger. The Omega-level mutant, who was usually full of tricks, was almost going crazy after being played by Li Kang.

"Didn't I warn you to be careful with what you say? And don't you always hope that we can treat you as an adult? Why are you still not happy after I fulfilled your wish?" Li Kang picked up a handful of Omega Boy's His hair shook his head, "It's actually pink... Why don't you dye it a rainbow color? If a boy like you, with oily hair and a pink face, goes to jail, he will be kept in custody within three days."

"My hair is naturally pink! This is a symbol of my status as an Omega-level mutant!" The Omega boy reached out and slapped Li Kang away.

"I think you are a symbol of your natural voyeuristic pervert status! You're so rude if you drag me like this again." Li Kang pointed at Deadpool who was walking over, "Do you see who that is? That's the world's most dangerous person." The famous bitchy Deadpool, if I tell him about you, by tomorrow everyone in the world will know that you are a pervert."

Deadpool is so famous that he is said to be a modified human being with mutant genes... Logically speaking, he is a mutant, but neither the X-Men nor the Brotherhood of Mutants recognize him as a mutant. people.

According to Magneto, anyone who possesses the mutant Refusing to admit that he is a mutant, Omega Boy has only heard about Deadpool. As expected, when they met today, he could feel the despicable aura from half a street away.

Omega Boy tried to get into Deadpool's brain, but this time he stoked a hornet's nest. Deadpool's brain is extremely poisonous to people with psychic abilities. As soon as he entered, he was stunned by the chaotic and boundless scene in front of him. This world of consciousness It's like someone stirred heaven and hell into pieces, then used 502 glue to stick them together, and then poured a tub of chocolate sesame peanut butter. Why are these three things mixed together?He didn't know how to describe it. Anyway, it was yellow and dirty...

In this chaotic whirlpool, a twisted biscuit house appeared unexpectedly. In the sky was the sun father-in-law with a lewd smile, emitting yellow light in the sky, but I don’t know what the principle is, and it shines on the human body. Instead, it turned green, and Father-in-law Sun was not round at all... A big, mangy Deadpool dog came over with its tail wagging, grabbed Omega Boy's clothes and walked towards the biscuit house.

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