The Exorcist Detective

Some dark elves were frightened when they saw Heimdall's power. They turned around secretly and wanted to escape. At this time, the Rainbow Bridge was crowded with people. It was not easy to go back the way they came. However, they were frightened. .

In the legends within the dark elves, the Asgardian protoss is a group of despicable, shameless, and very incompetent alcoholic bastards. In the early years, they were just plunderers who committed all kinds of evil. Later, they felt that they had plundered enough, and began to pretend to be civilized people. In fact, they were still A group of space pirates, we were once allies, and they were tyrannical in the universe. Later, Odin didn't know what happened, but he started to become a civilized person. He shamelessly betrayed the covenant with the dark elves. A capricious and cowardly bastard, despite Thor's famous name, why doesn't he dare to come to the dark world? Because the dark elves are better than them, and one dark elf can defeat ten cowardly and shameless Asgardians. The Gods...at least that's the legend among the dark elves.

The Dark Elf King Malachis was happy to hear such a legend, even though the senior leaders of the clan knew that it was completely nonsense. The two sides were indeed allies back then, but after he obtained the ether particles that could create dark matter out of thin air, he Set out to betray the Covenant and hope to turn the universe into darkness through etheric particles.

Such a universe is best for dark elves, because light is harmful to dark elves, so the best thing for dark elves is a dark universe. Of course, it is difficult for other races to survive in such a universe, even if The only way to survive is to be a slave to the dark elves, which of course includes the Asgardian protoss, but this is exactly what Malachis wants.

After Odin learned of Malakiss's plan, he notified him several times to give up this terrifying plan and hand over the ether particles. However, Malakiss became ambitious and decisively led his team to attack the capital of the dark elves and killed Millions of dark elves sealed the ether particles. This incident was the most widely rumored betrayal in the world of dark elves.

Until now, the dark elves still think that they are victims. Some who know a little bit about the inside story are more inclined to believe that although there are good and evil on both sides of the war, we dark elves are also forced to obey orders, so we are also victims, but even this This relatively good sound is considered heresy in the world of dark elves.

After that defeat, the dark elves were seriously injured and lost their powerful allies. Their power in the Nine Realms quickly fell to the second rate. Of course, all this was the fault of the old thief Odin, so in the Nine Realms, In addition to the fire giants and frost giants, the old enemies of the Asgardian protoss, the most anti-Asgardian ones are the dark elves.

It's the same this time. The Dark Elves, like most of the races in the Nine Realms trying to compete for the hegemony of the Nine Realms, blame all their misfortunes on the Asgardian Protoss. Without Odin, we have now turned the Nine Realms into A land of frost, under the rule of the Frost Giants... If it weren't for Odin, the nine realms would now be a sea of ​​fire, perfectly ruled by me, the flame demon Suterte... If it weren't for Odin... It would be nice without him. Although the Gods are not perfect and Odin is not a benevolent God King in many cases, his contribution to the peace of the Nine Realms is undoubted.

At this time, these young dark elves were frightened. It was the first time in their lives that they encountered the Asgardian protoss, even though it was just the legendary perverted patron saint Heimdall who was notorious and liked to use his clairvoyance to spy on beautiful dark elves taking baths. ..

In the mythology of the dark elves, Thor, the god of thunder, is a murderer who is addicted to alcohol, Loki is a sissy liar, and Odin, the god-king, is a one-eyed gambler who is addicted to gambling and never loses money. Admit it, and Heimdall, the patron saint of the Rainbow Bridge who just killed everyone and seemed to have opened an unparalleled one, in the story, the image is that of a three-inch pervert peeping tom, the kind that is so obscene that it is unnecessary. In the story most of the time, They are all the kind that serve as gags and popular science jokes.

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sp;Although they have never seen a real person, based on the story, they imagined Heimdall to be a man no more than three feet tall, with a waistline of more than three feet, a nasty scar on his face, and a nasty green eye. The stone, the other eye is a despicable red stone. It looks [-]% inhuman and [-]% like a ghost. All day long, it squints its clairvoyance to peek into the nine realms, and then edits what it sees in the house into all kinds of pornographic forms. A joke about Thor and Loki, those two lustful bastards.

In fact, although Heimdall's image in the story is not very good, and he is still a hateful Asgardian protoss, in the minds of the dark elves, he is the kind of sexual enlightenment teacher... Most dark elves spend their adolescence , they learned about the things between men and women through Heimdall's stories, so in their impression, Mr. Heimdall was very wretched, but also had such a sense of humor that many people wanted to see it with their own eyes. Take a look at this adorable character who only exists in stories.

Unexpectedly, after seeing the real person, they realized that Heimdall was completely different from what they imagined. He was actually a God of Fighting with tremendous fighting power. They felt something was wrong in their hearts. They probably were deceived and sent here to be cannon fodder. , even the clowns in the story are so powerful, then it is conceivable that Thor, Loki, and other gods are definitely not what they imagined. Recalling Heimdall's majesty, these dark elves were frightened. , they took a few steps back, then tried to use their talents from the side of the Rainbow Bridge, stepping on a little ground, and ran back in a whoosh. Finally, they crossed the crowd and came to the vicinity of the portal. They looked around There seemed to be no one, so I planned to sneak back through the portal.

Suddenly, countless rays of silver chain flashes burst out in front of the fleeing dark elves. The three dark elves at the front were stunned, and then they were cut into pieces by the flash. A black shadow walked out of the portal, wrapped behind him. A black and red cloak. These two colors are sacred colors among the dark elves, representing iron and blood... Iron is the nemesis of the dark elves.

This person wears a crown inlaid with sixteen black diamonds on his head, an iron-blooded sword in his hand, and a cruel and cunning smile on his face. The person who comes is none other than Malagis, the king of the dark elves. Loki comes On Earth, he had eaten the Spicy Chicken Shreds made by Li Kang. After enjoying the food, he also changed the name of the Dark Elf King to Spicy Chicken Shreds.

Malakiss shook off the blood on his sword and looked at the others expressionlessly, "We are the noble dark elves, the destined rulers of this universe. Do you think we can do this just by lying in bed and imagining it?" Can it be achieved? According to my information, the Immortal Palace is the weakest this year. As long as we seize the opportunity and take back the ether particles from the Immortal Palace, then our dominance can still be completed."

The dark elves are selfish by nature and only obey the strongest. Malagis is the undisputed strong one among this clan. The sword skill just now has already made the surviving dark elves resist like their companions. They were all cut into pieces, so they had no choice but to turn around and rush to the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, shouting.

"Oh, by the way, if you see Loki, you must inform me. I will unscrew his head with my own hands, and then cut off his bastard tongue." Malakis suddenly turned around and gave the order to the person next to him. Bing said.

The messenger was startled, he hesitated, and then asked timidly, "Dear King... Your order is definitely to screw the head first and then cut out the tongue... I think that may not make sense. "

Malachis tasted it, and he felt that there was something wrong with him. After unscrewing the head, wouldn't Loki be dead? One word, if it is known that he has made such a low-level mistake, it will definitely cause harm to his majesty. The dark elves have always respected the strong. In other words, there is no loyalty at all. Those who are almost better than themselves Many nobles might take the opportunity to make a fuss, but if they changed the order so casually, it might spread. He thought about it and had a reliable idea in his mind.