The Exorcist Detective

Hoover, the head teacher next door who always had a serious look on his face, was being whipped with a whip by a young man no older than that and wearing a leather jacket. It was obvious that this damn cold-faced head teacher had finally encountered a tough problem, but he still behaved like this after being whipped. Being happy shows that Li Kang's previous judgment of him was correct. This old guy is indeed a cheap person.

Now Li Kang and Deadpool are still two innocent young men. Well, they have a thick pile of Playboy hidden under their bed. They must be much more playboy-minded than their peers, but they still haven’t come into contact with anything with heavy taste. In the future, they will figure out what the head teacher is doing, but in a sense, they are indeed close to the truth. The old guy Hoover is indeed playing a game, and he belongs to the position being played.

"Tsk tsk... Look at Hoover's old face, he's almost smiling. Does it feel so good to be whipped? Seeing how successful he is, I really want to give it a try." Deadpool held the telescope in his hand and marveled.

Li Kang raised his hand and broke off a branch, and slapped Deadpool hard. Deadpool's hand trembled in pain and he almost threw the telescope. Fortunately, he had been agile since childhood and hooked the rope of the telescope with his foot.

"It seems it's not as comfortable as you thought," Li Kang threw the branch away and pulled Deadpool up. "The sun has set. Stop playing. Let's go."

Li Kang's mother prepared dinner. People in China have a habit. When it's time to eat, no matter what you are doing, you must stop and finish eating. Food is the most important thing for people, and there is no need to eat for anything. Importantly, the Li Kang family is very serious about eating, because Deadpool came to eat again. This guy likes spicy food, so he specially prepared a large jar of hot sauce for him, which can eat his anus. exploded.

Deadpool successfully got another meal, and he was about to go to the scene of the crime to summon the gangster in the evening. He still heartlessly ate ten pancakes rolled with shredded potatoes and hot sauce. At the dinner table, Li Kang's mother asked the two of them Don't run around at night, and don't go out unless you have something to do. It's too chaotic here now. Not only are gangs fighting, but there are also serial killers. It is said that there are perverts who kidnap and abduct children on the street. It seems to be a certain uncle selling vanilla ice cream. In fact, He was just a pervert. He was kidnapped nearby. Several children, boys and girls, were abducted. There were so many perverts that the world didn’t know what was going on. Later, the parents found out and sentenced this perverted uncle to death and set him on fire. died.

Deadpool's throat squeaked and he swallowed a whole piece of pancake, "Auntie, the ice cream man you are talking about is called Freddy. He has a disability in one hand and can only pretend to be..." A prosthetic hand, each one is not tall, the nose is big, the one who always likes to laugh inexplicably when talking, always likes to wear a black hat, and looks very kind."

Li Kang's father happened to come in, and he nodded, "Yes, that's Freddy. It is said that a lot of photos were found from his house, all of the missing children. He is really a damn pervert, oh by the way. "You two like to eat ice cream the most. He doesn't want to have any thoughts on you. According to the rescued children, his favorite method is to let the children come to his house to see goldfish. Did he let you go?"

Li Kang stuffed the burrito into his mouth in one gulp, "I'm fine. I usually don't like to eat those sweet things, but Wade likes to eat those messy things. Did Freddy let you see the goldfish?"

Deadpool wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and stammered, "No... no, I'm so smart, how could I be fooled like that?" The implication was that it had happened before.

Li Kang's father told them to pay attention to safety and not to run around if nothing happened. It can be said that the war is in chaos now. It will be terrible if something happens and no one can save them...

After finishing the meal, Li Kang said he was going to sleep at Deadpool's house that night. In fact, Deadpool's father went out to work overtime tonight, so there was no one at home. Deadpool told his father that he was actually going to sleep at Li Kang's house. It was already past seven o'clock in the evening. Li Kang's father

I was worried about the two of them, so I insisted on driving them there.

However, Li Kang said that the two families are only half a street apart, so driving is too exaggerated. Moreover, a series of murders just happened at A Ling's house today. There are police in the area now. It has become safer here in recent days. Li Kang's eloquence It was born, and some crooked reasoning convinced Li Kang's father.

After leaving home, the two pretended to go to Deadpool's house, but after walking in that direction for a while, they entered an alley, followed a detour back, and arrived at the door of A-Ling's house under the cover of night.

Standing at the door, looking at the dark inside without any light, it looked like a black hole that wanted to eat people. There was an eerie atmosphere from the inside out. Neither Li Kang nor Deadpool dared to go inside.

A gust of dark wind blew by, and the open wooden door creaked several times. The waning moon in the sky was shrouded in dark clouds, and the bushes behind the house were swaying. This place was even scarier than the haunted house in the movie. Considering that it would still be there after a while, To summon spirits here...actually this is a haunted house.

"Li Kang, my ancestor... why didn't you tell me before that you could be so scary?" Deadpool felt his calf tighten and his crotch felt cold, as if he wanted to pee.

Li Kang was also having a hard time here. He usually watched a lot of horror movies, and he and Deadpool were well-known for their boldness in the neighborhood. However, he still went into this haunted house knowing that there was a ghost inside. Although he knew the ghosts, the Aling family It's such a miserable death. Who knows whether he will turn into an evil spirit or a resentful spirit. Then he will be chased by ghosts. There is no need to think about justice. I'm afraid this little life will have to be accounted for.

All horror movies tell the truth... getting involved with ghosts doesn't end well.

However, he still had to save face, and seeing that Li Kang seemed confident, he was too embarrassed to turn around and leave.

Li Kang patted his chest to comfort him, "Don't worry, who am I? This is just a small scene. I believe I'm right."

Deadpool looked down at Li Kang's legs and said unconvincingly, "I know you are Li Kang, but can your legs stop shaking? If you are afraid, let's go back. Although A Ling is our neighbor, But she's dead, is it worth it?"

Li Kang patted Deadpool's face hard, and then stroked his killer hair, "My good brother, please wake up, okay? It seems that you still haven't figured out why I am doing this today." Just a piece of cake, do you think I like to take risks in haunted houses of recently deceased people late at night? Am I not forced to do so? I received a reliable tip saying that this dream killer likes to pick out some very happy families to attack. Do you think? When I think about it, in a hellish place like Hell's Kitchen, happy families are rarer than the national treasure giant panda. Our two families are the happier ones. My parents don't abuse me and they are very loving. Your father is not like that either. I'm a bastard who likes to get drunk and beat you and your mother's heads into dog heads. Think about it, who else around here can kill you? Think about it carefully and seriously. If we can still think of one more family, we will go back immediately today and play Xbox at your house. What do you think?"

As expected, Deadpool held his head and thought for a while, but the reality was cruel. As expected, in the few blocks to the left and right, except for their two families, every other family had major problems. Counting this, the only families that could be targeted were There are only two of them left, and serial killers don't stop after killing one or two. They usually keep doing it until they get tired of killing or are caught. In other words, they either kill the dream killer or He killed the whole family, or moved the whole family away. The last option is both the most reliable and the least reliable, because if Hell's Kitchen could be moved away, the two of them would have left long ago. After all, there is only one way to go. Walk.

"Crazy, I understand, today either the Dream Killer dies, or we go back and wait to die, so the Dream Killer must die, let's go." Deadpool gritted his teeth and risked his life.