Naruto's Endless Pretense
Chapter 1 Fortunately, I use my right hand
In the 56th year of Konoha, the Uchiha clan was stationed.
Most of the night had passed since Uchiha Itachi sharpened his sword and went to his parents.Maybe he was crying in his heart while chatting and laughing with Obito, maybe he was still planning his future work plan in Akatsuki, but he never imagined that the brother he had sacrificed everything for was no longer his cute and stupid brother.
"Isn't that right? What went wrong?"
Uchiha Sasuke was standing in front of the bathroom mirror, constantly looking at himself.
Yes, although Sasuke still has the same body at this time, his soul has long since changed to a different person, a poor otaku from the earth.
"I clearly remember that Sasuke opened the Sharingan when he and his good friend Naruto faced the confession together. It was not the night of the genocide. Could it be that I remembered it wrong?"
The hair style is crazy, the face is stern, and the two magatama's Sharingan keeps turning.
"System! Come out here!"
There is no doubt that as the protagonist of the original work and a member of the time-traveling clan, he must also have such a problem with the system.
"Dimensional system at your service"
"What, did I travel through time? I remember Sasuke didn't open his eyes at this time."
After 5 minutes, the room was still quiet, and there were faint veins on Uchiha Sasuke's face.
"Uncle, can you give me some reaction?"
"This system is not responsible for answering the host's idiotic questions."
Depend on!
Sasuke punched the wall and huddled in the corner holding his right hand.At this moment, he vaguely felt that he had dressed as the wrong person and had become that idiot Naruto.
After a long time, Sasuke finally calmed down and decided to deal with the current situation with the system first.
"So system, I'm not the only genius in the world, why did you take me through time?"
"First of all, the host is not a genius but a waste. This system is designed to serve waste. Secondly, the host jumped into the river despite not knowing how to swim."
It seems like this. On the day my cousin got married, I got so drunk that I ended up wandering to the river alone and took a bath in the river?I can’t remember clearly, that’s probably it.
In short, I can only say that I did it myself.But why is it so frustrating to listen to the system’s explanation?
"What about my parents? Can I still go back?"
"Host, don't worry. Although the host can't go back, this system has reversed the cause and effect. Your parents will have a filial son who is a hundred times better than the trash before."
"That's good...what a ghost. System, you are scolding me in different ways! Also, being a nerd does not mean being useless, please remember this!"
"Make the impossible possible, let waste recycling, and the dimensional system serve you."
I finally figured it out. This system was a scam, and it was just to make me angry.Anyway, since I can't go back, let's live well here for the time being. From now on, I will be Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke made up his mind and stood up to find that it was already dawn. He decided to have breakfast first and then go to Ninja School.The body is just eight years old when the clan is exterminated, which means that the plot will start in four years. You have to plan carefully in order not to KO easily.
Then hit the road, target morning tea shop, and set off!
One step, two steps, eh?Why am I feeling dizzy? Why is the sky spinning?Damn it, why did that pillar hit me?ah!
Before fainting, Sasuke glanced at the mirror behind him, looked at his red eyes, and once again doubted himself.
"I'm so stupid that I keep my Sharingan open. Am I really possessed by Asura?"
----------
It is said that while Sasuke was teasing himself out by himself, an old man who looked like a human and a ghost in the void was staring at Sasuke lying down. This man was none other than the legendary Sage of Six Paths, Otsutsuki Hagoromo.
"What the hell is this?"
The Sage of Six Paths looked at Sasuke with a serious face and waved the scepter in his hand.I saw white threads emerging from Sasuke's body, connecting to a figure in the void.
"Oh? It seems that this is Indra this time. But this is not enough to awaken my consciousness."
As if to confirm what the Sage of Six Paths was saying to himself, more white threads emerged from Sasuke's body. From a distance, Sasuke had become a white fur ball.
Some of these threads are floating in the air, some seep into the ground, and some float far away and connect behind a golden-haired child.
"It's actually connected to Asura's cause and effect! It seems like this thing is not simple."
The Immortal of Six Paths picked up the scepter and gently touched the huge "white fur ball". Suddenly, these white fur balls followed the Jade Scepter of Seeking Dao and attached to his body.
"So many lines of cause and effect not only connect the two children Asura and Indra, but also try to take away the power of yin and yang from me?"
The Six Paths Immortal's eyes flashed with anger, and he swung his staff downwards, and all the threads of cause and effect were shattered into pieces.
"However, is this the end of the Ninja Sect? Anyway, the power of yin and yang will be stored here for the time being. I hope there won't be any trouble."
After saying that, the Sage of Six Paths tapped Sasuke lightly, and then disappeared faintly.
"Completely connected to the world"
"Scanning the world system completed"
"Building system mode completed"
"Total nine hours and 26 minutes"
"Dimensional system at your service"
----------
Sasuke, who had just returned home from the hospital, naturally didn't know that he had already run through [-] times at the critical moment of life and death. He only knew that it was already noon and he didn't need to go to school today.
The news of the annihilation of the Uchiha clan had just spread throughout Konoha. Although the Third Hokage had long been prepared to wipe his ass, he was still in a hurry. He comforted Sasuke a little and let him go home to rest.
"No matter what, I am now a rich man."
Just now in the hospital, the Third Hokage thoroughly informed Sasuke about how rich the former Konoha clan Uchiha was, and at the same time, he kindly used the reason that Sasuke was not yet an adult to temporarily take these properties into the hands of the public, just like renting a house. Yue pays Sasuke a certain amount of remuneration.
"This is a robbery!"
Sasuke complained as he kicked the gravel away from the yard.
There is no need to think about it. Although the third generation is a good person, a large part of the Uchiha clan's industry income will definitely be cut off every month.
"When I seal Kaguya Otsutsuki and shock the ninja world, I will make sure you spit it out with profit."
If you can't do harsh things, you still have to say harsh words, but Sasuke, who was an otaku in his previous life, can only say harsh words now.
"The dimensional system is ready and ready to serve you."
"I'll go, do you want to be so scary?"
Sasuke, who almost fell over, curled his lips and said, "Hurry up, infuse me with the power of the Six Paths, I'm still rushing to beat Madara to death!"
5 minute later.
"This system is not responsible for realizing the host's idiot-level wishes."
"Then do you want me to study and practice honestly?"
"nopainsnogains, host, I am optimistic about you."
Oh my god, you even used English. This is simply a naked mockery. Are you bullying me for not knowing a foreign language?No, I think I can speak Japanese now.
No, this is not the key. If there is no plug-in, it is simply asking for trouble to travel to Sasuke.The path Sasuke took was simply to seek death constantly, looking for Orochimaru, Itachi, Akatsuki, and fighting the prince Naruto. If he made one mistake, he would die.
Not to mention this, Sasuke in the original novel is a genius with perseverance. Can I be like him?With my perseverance, let alone following the original work to the finale, I am afraid that Orochimaru, no, I should say that he will be the last one four years later.
Hey, if I become the tail end of the crane, will Orochimaru not come to me? It doesn't seem to be the case. Uncle Snake is so eager for the Sharingan and he should still come. Maybe the plot of stealing the sealed book will fall on me. Come on.
Sasuke shook his head, throwing away the miscellaneous otaku thoughts in his mind, and once again endured the humiliation and consulted the system in his mind.
After enduring the system's vicious "difficulties" for a long time, Sasuke probably figured out what this so-called dimensional system was all about.
And this system seems to be really tailor-made for waste.
It captures the enhancement of all chakra attributes, including water, fire, thunder, earth, wind, yin, and yang.
Using achievement points can increase the level of chakra attributes. Ninjutsu performed with higher-level attributes will naturally be more powerful.
Sasuke's Chidori in the original work is a good example of this.
Achievement points can also be used to illuminate changes in the nature and form of chakra, and can even be used to fuse different chakras to create blood succession limits, such as Melting Release, Lan Release, and Wood Release.
What's even more outrageous is that the level of Yin Yang Escape is also linked to the Immortal Eyes and Immortal Body.
Use Yang Dun to use the wooden man technique that destroys the world like the first Hokage, and then use Yin Dun to enhance the kaleidoscope to put it in a majestic outfit. It simply defeats everyone.Sasuke's mouth watered just thinking about it.
In addition to providing these broad categories, the dimensional system also has some subtle skills for the host to practice.Such as chakra control, space ninjutsu, the power of nature, etc.
Of course, these good things require achievement points to achieve, and the source of achievement points is a bit confusing.In addition to daily tasks and achievements, they can also be obtained through practice.
It is even said that when the level reaches a high level, most of the tasks are used to obtain special rewards, and the achievement points obtained from them are simply a drop in the bucket for improving the level.
So Sasuke really couldn't ignore the two lit icons at the top of the system talent tree.
Mouth Escape (lv1): experience value 0/100
Skill Description: Mouth Escape can enhance persuasion, improve physical strength, and gain Yang Escape experience points and achievement points.It is a prerequisite skill for Human Body and Yang Escape. It can only be upgraded through physical practice. (has the side effect of slightly lowering IQ)
Escape (lv3): experience value 13/5000
Skill Description: Pretend Escape can be immune to the interference of Mouth Escape of the same level and below, improve mental strength, and gain Yin Escape experience points and achievement points.It is a prerequisite skill for Immortal Eye and Yin Escape. It can only be upgraded through show-off, which can offset the side effects of Yang Escape at the same level. (There is a certain probability of suffering from facial paralysis, chuunibyou and other symptoms during cultivation)
"I asked why I acted stupidly before. It must have been caused by the body's built-in lv1 Mouth Escape."
Sasuke finally figured it out. This dimensional system is very powerful. It doesn't require you to work hard. As long as you can show off and talk, the power is within your grasp.
Of course, it is not without cost. Either show off or tease, this is the fate of the most powerful among the Hokages.Whether it is Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito, or Senju Hashirama, Uzumaki Naruto cannot escape this iron law.
"Please ask the host to choose a major direction, and the system will arrange tasks according to the host's choice."
"That's it for pretending to be evasive. I won't change it."
Sasuke can still tolerate the side effects of chuunifa, but if he accidentally becomes bald while practicing, no, he is stupid, then it will be over.
Seeing the leaves in the yard being blown by the July summer wind, Sasuke suddenly felt emotional.
It seems that in the future, I will follow the same pretentious route as Sasuke in the original novel.
By the way, in the original novel, Sasuke lost his left hand in the end, right?
Fortunately, I used my right hand.
Most of the night had passed since Uchiha Itachi sharpened his sword and went to his parents.Maybe he was crying in his heart while chatting and laughing with Obito, maybe he was still planning his future work plan in Akatsuki, but he never imagined that the brother he had sacrificed everything for was no longer his cute and stupid brother.
"Isn't that right? What went wrong?"
Uchiha Sasuke was standing in front of the bathroom mirror, constantly looking at himself.
Yes, although Sasuke still has the same body at this time, his soul has long since changed to a different person, a poor otaku from the earth.
"I clearly remember that Sasuke opened the Sharingan when he and his good friend Naruto faced the confession together. It was not the night of the genocide. Could it be that I remembered it wrong?"
The hair style is crazy, the face is stern, and the two magatama's Sharingan keeps turning.
"System! Come out here!"
There is no doubt that as the protagonist of the original work and a member of the time-traveling clan, he must also have such a problem with the system.
"Dimensional system at your service"
"What, did I travel through time? I remember Sasuke didn't open his eyes at this time."
After 5 minutes, the room was still quiet, and there were faint veins on Uchiha Sasuke's face.
"Uncle, can you give me some reaction?"
"This system is not responsible for answering the host's idiotic questions."
Depend on!
Sasuke punched the wall and huddled in the corner holding his right hand.At this moment, he vaguely felt that he had dressed as the wrong person and had become that idiot Naruto.
After a long time, Sasuke finally calmed down and decided to deal with the current situation with the system first.
"So system, I'm not the only genius in the world, why did you take me through time?"
"First of all, the host is not a genius but a waste. This system is designed to serve waste. Secondly, the host jumped into the river despite not knowing how to swim."
It seems like this. On the day my cousin got married, I got so drunk that I ended up wandering to the river alone and took a bath in the river?I can’t remember clearly, that’s probably it.
In short, I can only say that I did it myself.But why is it so frustrating to listen to the system’s explanation?
"What about my parents? Can I still go back?"
"Host, don't worry. Although the host can't go back, this system has reversed the cause and effect. Your parents will have a filial son who is a hundred times better than the trash before."
"That's good...what a ghost. System, you are scolding me in different ways! Also, being a nerd does not mean being useless, please remember this!"
"Make the impossible possible, let waste recycling, and the dimensional system serve you."
I finally figured it out. This system was a scam, and it was just to make me angry.Anyway, since I can't go back, let's live well here for the time being. From now on, I will be Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke made up his mind and stood up to find that it was already dawn. He decided to have breakfast first and then go to Ninja School.The body is just eight years old when the clan is exterminated, which means that the plot will start in four years. You have to plan carefully in order not to KO easily.
Then hit the road, target morning tea shop, and set off!
One step, two steps, eh?Why am I feeling dizzy? Why is the sky spinning?Damn it, why did that pillar hit me?ah!
Before fainting, Sasuke glanced at the mirror behind him, looked at his red eyes, and once again doubted himself.
"I'm so stupid that I keep my Sharingan open. Am I really possessed by Asura?"
----------
It is said that while Sasuke was teasing himself out by himself, an old man who looked like a human and a ghost in the void was staring at Sasuke lying down. This man was none other than the legendary Sage of Six Paths, Otsutsuki Hagoromo.
"What the hell is this?"
The Sage of Six Paths looked at Sasuke with a serious face and waved the scepter in his hand.I saw white threads emerging from Sasuke's body, connecting to a figure in the void.
"Oh? It seems that this is Indra this time. But this is not enough to awaken my consciousness."
As if to confirm what the Sage of Six Paths was saying to himself, more white threads emerged from Sasuke's body. From a distance, Sasuke had become a white fur ball.
Some of these threads are floating in the air, some seep into the ground, and some float far away and connect behind a golden-haired child.
"It's actually connected to Asura's cause and effect! It seems like this thing is not simple."
The Immortal of Six Paths picked up the scepter and gently touched the huge "white fur ball". Suddenly, these white fur balls followed the Jade Scepter of Seeking Dao and attached to his body.
"So many lines of cause and effect not only connect the two children Asura and Indra, but also try to take away the power of yin and yang from me?"
The Six Paths Immortal's eyes flashed with anger, and he swung his staff downwards, and all the threads of cause and effect were shattered into pieces.
"However, is this the end of the Ninja Sect? Anyway, the power of yin and yang will be stored here for the time being. I hope there won't be any trouble."
After saying that, the Sage of Six Paths tapped Sasuke lightly, and then disappeared faintly.
"Completely connected to the world"
"Scanning the world system completed"
"Building system mode completed"
"Total nine hours and 26 minutes"
"Dimensional system at your service"
----------
Sasuke, who had just returned home from the hospital, naturally didn't know that he had already run through [-] times at the critical moment of life and death. He only knew that it was already noon and he didn't need to go to school today.
The news of the annihilation of the Uchiha clan had just spread throughout Konoha. Although the Third Hokage had long been prepared to wipe his ass, he was still in a hurry. He comforted Sasuke a little and let him go home to rest.
"No matter what, I am now a rich man."
Just now in the hospital, the Third Hokage thoroughly informed Sasuke about how rich the former Konoha clan Uchiha was, and at the same time, he kindly used the reason that Sasuke was not yet an adult to temporarily take these properties into the hands of the public, just like renting a house. Yue pays Sasuke a certain amount of remuneration.
"This is a robbery!"
Sasuke complained as he kicked the gravel away from the yard.
There is no need to think about it. Although the third generation is a good person, a large part of the Uchiha clan's industry income will definitely be cut off every month.
"When I seal Kaguya Otsutsuki and shock the ninja world, I will make sure you spit it out with profit."
If you can't do harsh things, you still have to say harsh words, but Sasuke, who was an otaku in his previous life, can only say harsh words now.
"The dimensional system is ready and ready to serve you."
"I'll go, do you want to be so scary?"
Sasuke, who almost fell over, curled his lips and said, "Hurry up, infuse me with the power of the Six Paths, I'm still rushing to beat Madara to death!"
5 minute later.
"This system is not responsible for realizing the host's idiot-level wishes."
"Then do you want me to study and practice honestly?"
"nopainsnogains, host, I am optimistic about you."
Oh my god, you even used English. This is simply a naked mockery. Are you bullying me for not knowing a foreign language?No, I think I can speak Japanese now.
No, this is not the key. If there is no plug-in, it is simply asking for trouble to travel to Sasuke.The path Sasuke took was simply to seek death constantly, looking for Orochimaru, Itachi, Akatsuki, and fighting the prince Naruto. If he made one mistake, he would die.
Not to mention this, Sasuke in the original novel is a genius with perseverance. Can I be like him?With my perseverance, let alone following the original work to the finale, I am afraid that Orochimaru, no, I should say that he will be the last one four years later.
Hey, if I become the tail end of the crane, will Orochimaru not come to me? It doesn't seem to be the case. Uncle Snake is so eager for the Sharingan and he should still come. Maybe the plot of stealing the sealed book will fall on me. Come on.
Sasuke shook his head, throwing away the miscellaneous otaku thoughts in his mind, and once again endured the humiliation and consulted the system in his mind.
After enduring the system's vicious "difficulties" for a long time, Sasuke probably figured out what this so-called dimensional system was all about.
And this system seems to be really tailor-made for waste.
It captures the enhancement of all chakra attributes, including water, fire, thunder, earth, wind, yin, and yang.
Using achievement points can increase the level of chakra attributes. Ninjutsu performed with higher-level attributes will naturally be more powerful.
Sasuke's Chidori in the original work is a good example of this.
Achievement points can also be used to illuminate changes in the nature and form of chakra, and can even be used to fuse different chakras to create blood succession limits, such as Melting Release, Lan Release, and Wood Release.
What's even more outrageous is that the level of Yin Yang Escape is also linked to the Immortal Eyes and Immortal Body.
Use Yang Dun to use the wooden man technique that destroys the world like the first Hokage, and then use Yin Dun to enhance the kaleidoscope to put it in a majestic outfit. It simply defeats everyone.Sasuke's mouth watered just thinking about it.
In addition to providing these broad categories, the dimensional system also has some subtle skills for the host to practice.Such as chakra control, space ninjutsu, the power of nature, etc.
Of course, these good things require achievement points to achieve, and the source of achievement points is a bit confusing.In addition to daily tasks and achievements, they can also be obtained through practice.
It is even said that when the level reaches a high level, most of the tasks are used to obtain special rewards, and the achievement points obtained from them are simply a drop in the bucket for improving the level.
So Sasuke really couldn't ignore the two lit icons at the top of the system talent tree.
Mouth Escape (lv1): experience value 0/100
Skill Description: Mouth Escape can enhance persuasion, improve physical strength, and gain Yang Escape experience points and achievement points.It is a prerequisite skill for Human Body and Yang Escape. It can only be upgraded through physical practice. (has the side effect of slightly lowering IQ)
Escape (lv3): experience value 13/5000
Skill Description: Pretend Escape can be immune to the interference of Mouth Escape of the same level and below, improve mental strength, and gain Yin Escape experience points and achievement points.It is a prerequisite skill for Immortal Eye and Yin Escape. It can only be upgraded through show-off, which can offset the side effects of Yang Escape at the same level. (There is a certain probability of suffering from facial paralysis, chuunibyou and other symptoms during cultivation)
"I asked why I acted stupidly before. It must have been caused by the body's built-in lv1 Mouth Escape."
Sasuke finally figured it out. This dimensional system is very powerful. It doesn't require you to work hard. As long as you can show off and talk, the power is within your grasp.
Of course, it is not without cost. Either show off or tease, this is the fate of the most powerful among the Hokages.Whether it is Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito, or Senju Hashirama, Uzumaki Naruto cannot escape this iron law.
"Please ask the host to choose a major direction, and the system will arrange tasks according to the host's choice."
"That's it for pretending to be evasive. I won't change it."
Sasuke can still tolerate the side effects of chuunifa, but if he accidentally becomes bald while practicing, no, he is stupid, then it will be over.
Seeing the leaves in the yard being blown by the July summer wind, Sasuke suddenly felt emotional.
It seems that in the future, I will follow the same pretentious route as Sasuke in the original novel.
By the way, in the original novel, Sasuke lost his left hand in the end, right?
Fortunately, I used my right hand.
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