Naruto's Endless Pretense

"Then, I'll do it." Sasuke looked at Shizune's face and swallowed unconsciously.

"Idiot, just do it as you are told. Why is there so much nonsense!" Shizune shouted angrily.

The so-called eyes cut off the autumn water, and the fingers pull out the green onions.The fragrant mist makes the temples wet, and the bright jade arms feel cold.Shizune was in her virginity and youth, and her skin was naturally excellent. Looking at the arm that stretched out in front of him, Sasuke was secretly in a trance.

"uh-huh!"

Temari's snort from behind made Sasuke shiver and wake up.Knowing there was no other way, he simply drew his short sword and quickly swiped it across Shizune's arm.

The short sword belonged to Orochimaru, and Sasuke originally wanted to give it to Tsunade. After all, this was a testament to the bond between the three ninjas.But Tsunade returned it to Sasuke a day later, and Sasuke regarded it as his own saber.

The knife was very sharp, so the wound was deep and cut the artery, and blood flowed out gurglingly.Then Sasuke raised his right hand and placed it on Shizune's cut. A green flame passed by, and the wound had healed without leaving any trace of injury.

"Ah! I actually learned it!"

Shizune wailed as Sasuke healed her arm.Seeing Shizune lying on the ground like a child, who might roll at any moment, Sasuke couldn't laugh or cry.

"Didn't you see it when I was fighting Orochimaru? The Palm Technique I used."

Of course Shizune saw it, but out of her own inexplicable pride and a sense of unreality, she still asked Sasuke to experiment once.The results are obvious.

"Okay, even if I lose this bet, just ask if you have any requests!"

As this was the case, Shizune readily gave up.From this point of view, Shizune, who is usually careful and cautious like a housekeeper, also has the heroic side of Tsunade.

"It's a request. What if I say I want you to marry me?"

"puff!"

Sasuke watched with a smirk on his face as Shizune spat out the green tea she had just drank.

"You, you, you, what are you asking for!" Shizune's face turned red with anxiety.

"Didn't you ask me to mention it?"

Sasuke pretended to be innocent and laughed secretly at the flustered Shizune.As expected of an older leftover girl, even an 11-year-old boy would be so serious that she would be in a hurry.

With a click, the fan in Temari's hand broke.

"Hey, my strength has improved recently, but I don't seem to be able to control it well."

Temari looked at Sasuke with a smile on her face. Her bright smile was as bright as a pearl, but it made Sasuke's neck go cold and he took a breath.

"Well, I'm just joking, don't mind, don't mind."

Boom!

"How can you make fun of girls with this kind of thing!"

Shizune's iron fist hit Sasuke hard on the head.Touching the big bump on his head and looking at the iron bone fan that was broken by Temari, Sasuke swallowed and did not dare to say anything else.

Fortunately, Sasuke didn't say anything like, "You're considered a girl at your age," otherwise he might have had two bags on his head.Oh no, maybe there will be one from Tsunade.

"Okay, let me ask you again, what are the requirements? No joking!"

"Why are you so anxious? What happened?"

Shizune straightened her figure, but her eyes quietly looked sideways.

"I don't like to owe others. If I lose a bet, I lose. What's more, you were stabbed for Tsunade-sama, so you can be regarded as half of my savior."

Clear.Sasuke saved Tsunade, but Tsunade couldn't lose face and still didn't thank Sasuke no matter what. As a disciple and family member, Shizune naturally wanted to repay Sasuke for Tsunade.

"Is anything really possible?"

"As long as I can do it, I will try my best to help you."

Shizune said sincerely.

"Then, I want to take Grandma Tsunade as my teacher."

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"You said you want to learn my Chidori?"

Kakashi, who was lying on the bed, looked at Sasuke who was kneeling next to him and frowned, looking a little hesitant.

"It's not that I want to teach you. Chidori is a ninjutsu created by me. Although it only belongs to the category of A-level ninjutsu, because it requires a very high level of control over lightning chakra, the difficulty is no lower than that of ordinary S-level ninjutsu."

"What's more, advanced Raikiri may injure himself due to the violent Raid Chakra. At your current age, the risk of learning will be much greater. Being able to master B-level ninjutsu is already great, why do you need to learn Chidori. "

Sasuke said nothing after hearing this, just stared at Kakashi silently.

Kakashi felt uncomfortable being stared at by Sasuke's longing eyes. He felt that in Sasuke's eyes, he was neither a teacher nor a human being. He was simply a ninjutsu scroll with Chidori's name written on it.

Forget it, anyway, the side effects of Chidori almost destined that only the Sharingan can use it. Sasuke is also a good seedling, so it is not impossible to find a successor.Anyway, the third generation had this idea in handing him over to him, right?

"Okay, okay, I'll just teach you."

"Really?" Sasuke immediately became energetic.

"Really." Kakashi said solemnly, revealing the Sharingan in his left eye.

Finally learning Chidori, Sasuke was so excited that he almost burst into tears.Chidori, that is a ninjutsu that combines practicality and pretense. It can easily achieve such a high level that the opponent's head will fall to the ground while talking and laughing.It is the only ninjutsu in the original work that can be eaten from the beginning to the end in one move, except for Naruto's ball rolling. Of course, the harem technique (the initial ninjutsu is blocked by the noun) does not count.

Just when Kakashi revealed his Sharingan and was about to explain the basic principles and side effects of Chidori to Sasuke, the door was suddenly kicked open completely, pinning Sasuke underneath.

"Tsunade-sama...and Shizune. What's the matter?" Kakashi was obviously confused.

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p; "You Uchiha brat, you are quite powerful. He told Shizune that he wanted to be my disciple and at the same time he came to Kakashi to learn ninjutsu. You really don't take me seriously!"

Tsunade opened the door on the ground, grabbed Sasuke's ear who was pretending to be dead with one hand, and lifted him up.

"It hurts, it hurts. Grandma Tsunade, it was my fault. Please let me go."

"Humph!"

Seeing that Sasuke no longer pretended to be dead, Tsunade let him go, walked to the main seat, sat down, and asked Shizune to pour the wine.

"Then I will first..."

Seeing this, Kakashi seemed to have healed all his injuries. He quickly got up and planned to run away. Unexpectedly, he was slapped back to bed by Tsunade.

"The patient, please give me a good rest, and listen carefully to what I'm going to say next."

Sasuke was sweating coldly when he looked at Kakashi, who was clearly breathing more out than in. He knelt on the ground and moved step by step to the opposite side of Tsunade's desk, showing a smile.

"Don't laugh like that, it looks disgusting!"

"Yes Yes!"

Sasuke was almost frightened now.Looking at Sasuke's appearance, Tsunade nodded slightly, drank a few drinks, and then spoke.

"Boy, I heard Shizune say you want to become my teacher, right?"

"Yes, it is."

"The main thing I've learned is medical ninjutsu, but I can't teach you a special move like Chidori."

As Tsunade said this, she did not forget to look back at Kakashi. Kakashi, who was half dead, was immediately resurrected with full health and looked at Sasuke sternly.

"Sasuke, since you plan to take Tsunade-sama as your teacher and pass on her ninja ways, how come you can come to me!"

The corners of Sasuke's mouth twitched vaguely.Comrade Kakashi, your acting skills are too exaggerated, right?And which rule says that after becoming a disciple, you can't learn ninjutsu from others?Besides, I haven’t become a disciple yet.

"Kakashi, don't be nervous. I haven't decided yet whether I will accept this kid or not."

Tsunade looked at Kakashi with a half-smile, and immediately turned Kakashi into an unconscious and seriously injured state.

"Okay, no kidding, kid. What I said is true. If you want to be your teacher, I can only pass on my medical skills to you. In terms of combat, the best is just strange power boxing. With such an excellent talent, you must be able to follow I learn?"

Tsunade said, staring into Sasuke's eyes.

"I'm sure."

Sasuke also looked into Tsunade's eyes.When negotiating, you must face your opponent head-on. Tsunade was testing him, and Sasuke knew this.

"why?"

Why?There are many reasons, but the most important one is undoubtedly the system notification Orochimaru received when he retreated.

"Mission: Become a disciple of Tsunade. After the host's unremitting (gou) hard work (yun), you are qualified to stand in front of the Sannin Tsunade, why don't you hurry up and use your ancient power to conquer her!"

"Mission reward: Yin Escape Level +1, Achievement Points +10000, Chakra Volume Doubled, Space Attributes Obtained, Unlock Title: Disciple of the Medical Saint. Failure Punishment: Forgot how to use Medical Ninjutsu and cannot learn it again."

Therefore, you must worship Tsunade as your teacher, and you can only succeed but not fail!

And if you want to convince Tsunade, a person who has experienced countless vicissitudes and risen in the war, you can't rely on deception. Lying will only make her more disgusted.

To convince Tsunade, you must first find a reason to convince yourself!

"Indeed, I don't want to become a medical ninja because I want to be your disciple. I value you as a person."

"With his strong strength, rich experience, and reputation as a Sannin, he is a very suitable candidate to be my apprentice. As for powerful ninjutsu, I have the legacy of the Uchiha clan and am not lacking in it."

"And as a disciple of you, I will become the disciple of the Third Hokage and the successor of the First Hokage. This will also be of great help to me when I become Hokage and revive Uchiha in the future."

"But I also admire you from the bottom of my heart, so please accept me as your disciple!"

Tsunade looked at Sasuke who lowered his head thoughtfully. Shizune next to him wanted to say a few words for Sasuke, but looking at Tsunade's solemn expression, she closed her open mouth.

After a long time, Tsunade drank the wine in her glass, stood up, and looked down at Sasuke.

"What you said is not wrong. I know that you really want to become my teacher. I also think that you are a very good candidate to inherit the nindo. You have outstanding talent, the Sharingan that can see Chakra clearly, and you can learn medical ninja." The technique couldn’t be more suitable.”

"But you shouldn't say you want to be Hokage."

"what?"

Sasuke raised his head suddenly, a bad feeling coming to his mind.

"I've seen people who say they want to be Hokage."

Tsunade closed her eyes and seemed to see Dan who wanted to become Hokage, and saw Naoki who smiled and said that he wanted to become Hokage and revive the Senju.

"Those who want to become Hokage are not like you. No matter what the real purpose is, Naruto is synonymous with dreams for them, and there is a unique light in their eyes when they mention Naruto."

"But you don't see it. Whether it's the Hokage or the resurrected Uchiha, it's just an excuse. You don't have your own dreams."

Tsunade took off her necklace, put it on Sasuke's neck, and walked out the door alone, leaving the others stunned.

"Those who don't have dreams cannot pass on the art of ninja."

"Whenever you find the meaning of your existence, come to me with this necklace."

Sasuke lowered his head, unable to calm down for a long time, not because of the failure of the mission, nor because of Tsunade's disapproval.

"Is there any meaning in existence?"

Sasuke held the necklace on his chest tightly, showing confusion.

"Does the me who have traveled through time have any meaning in my existence?"