Marvel, one punch

A shiny hard-boiled egg was standing behind Tony carelessly.

Ah, we want to take away the bald man.

The scene became awkwardly quiet for a while.

Fury and Coulson retracted their steps toward the elevator, threw Stany away, and stopped there to look at Tony.

There was vigilance, doubt, and regret in those eyes.

He was a billionaire and a superhero, but he didn't expect that there were eggs hidden in his house. Alas, there was another telegraph pole man missing in the world.

Tony's original waving hand didn't stop, nor did he continue waving, it was as motionless as a sculpture.

Tony, what should I do if the toilet in the toilet is broken? Saitama walked up to Tony and waved in front of his eyes.

Dad, you are a dad, why did you choose this time to come out? Can't you just poop for a while longer?

Ahaha, this is my new friend, you don’t need to pay too much attention, let’s go quickly, it’s so late, everyone should rest, let’s go, Saitama

Tony smiled awkwardly and spoke to Fury and the two, while pushing Saitama and turning around to leave.

stop

Frena's domineering aura dissipated, and Tony's deep voice stopped him in his tracks.

who are you

Fury slowly walked up to Saitama and spoke with a bright look.

A bald man appeared in Tony's room in the middle of the night. It was not long ago after Tony's battle with Iron Overlord.

Oh, interesting.

Saitama scratched his head in confusion. He had no idea what was going on now.

I just came out to ask a question, but the atmosphere suddenly changed.

I heard the black braised egg in front of me ask.

Saitama spoke subconsciously in confusion: I am Saitama, a hobbyist.

Ahaha, he said, he was a Tony covering Saitama's mouth, a grown man's face almost crying out of embarrassment.

I am an editor who can’t make it up.

Finally, when the sky turned slightly white.

Fury and Coulson carried Stanny, who was still unconscious, and left.

Tony slumped on the sofa, his face weak and slightly darkened. He felt that his consumption tonight was a bit too much.

Saitama had dark circles under his eyes, and his bloodshot eyes were about to pop out. He had been in this world for three days and two nights and he had not closed his eyes for two nights.

Haha Tony suddenly laughed to himself, his face twitching.

Saitama, did you do this on purpose? Those two guys were obviously about to leave, and you suddenly showed up to ask me about the bathroom. I really impressed you. Tony had a demented smile on his face and spoke hoarsely.

After explaining to Fury and the others all night, I finally made it clear about Saitama and made a series of guarantees of cooperation. Now my throat is sore.

The old man Frena is really scheming. He communicated well in front of him and said something like "You have so much destructive power, you need to control it a little bit."

I don’t know where he started, but he fell into his trap inexplicably. Now Tony and Saitama have become temporary working dogs of SHIELD in New York.

Looking at Saitama like that, he still doesn't know. Forget it, it's better not to tell him, lest he suddenly goes crazy again. It's not easy to beat up that guy Fury. Tony murmured, thinking of the three-hundred-pound little fat man. Scared to the point of peeing.

Tony, I'm so sleepy. Go to sleep for a while. Don't call me today. Saitama yawned and was about to lie down on the sofa.

Tony silently agreed. He was also sleepy and needed to have a good sleep. There shouldn't be much going on today, so he'd better go and explain to Pepper first.

Standing up unsteadily.

咚

The loud noise when the door was suddenly pushed open shocked Tony's lower body, but luckily he didn't feel like peeing.

Saitama also jumped up in shock. How could Genos be weird? It was obvious that Saitama was really sleepy. Even if he didn't close his eyes, he started talking nonsense.

Tony, look at this, it's too scary. Pepper's attention was focused on the tablet in his hand, and he didn't notice the state of Tony and Saitama running over.

Tony smacked his mouth and looked bitterly at the tablet that Pepper was holding.

Damn, his eyes shrank, and he suddenly woke up. After letting out a strange cry, he quickly pulled Saitama, who was standing there and fell asleep, over.

Hey, wake up, there is a special sale in the supermarket. Tony is no longer sleepy now. He must accurately grasp the keywords that can attract Saitama the most and wake up Saitama.

Well, Saitama opened his eyes suddenly, and his bloodshot eyes were a little ferocious at this time.

Look at this, I will take you to the supermarket sale tomorrow.Tony spoke apologetically, pulling Saitama to look at the tablet together.

There were no specials, at least Tony never cared about that.

In the picture, two green monsters wearing underpants and with spines on their backs were having sex on the street.

There were cries amidst the noise, and New Yorkers were in dire straits.

The surrounding buildings were constantly being destroyed in the battle between the two monsters. The cars were like toys in the hands of the two monsters, being lifted up and thrown out one after another.

Passers-by covered in blood could be seen shivering while hiding in what they thought was a safe zone.

Tony felt a little nervous. Those two monsters threw random punches. Even if he put on the steel suit, he was not sure that he could safely receive them.

Quiet.

Pepper put away her tablet in silence, her face full of anxiety and anger.

As an ordinary person on earth, when I see my fellow citizens being ravaged by monsters, it is natural to be angry.

After a long time, Tony looked at the sky and sighed.

Is this God's arrangement? I don't want to understand it. Damn it.

Tony raised his hands above his head with a sad expression, as if he was questioning God.

Tony Pepper spoke.

Tony put his hand in front of Chili Pepper's mouth, with an expression of "I know," and said bitterly: "Hey Saitama, you've seen it, right? It's not okay to let those two monsters continue to destroy us. Those of us who are heroes, even if No matter how sleepy I am now, I still have to stop it.

Tony said and turned his head. He was worried that Saitama didn't want to go, so he had prepared a lot of excuses and planned to continue to seduce him.

His expression was stiff.

Rubbed his eyes.

Confirm again.

Cao, you are Saitama. Tony pulled Pepper and backed away.

The bald man standing in front of him exuded a strong sense of fighting, with his sharp eyes and resolute face.

What a piece of shit Saitama is

Yes, in the face of disaster, if even the heroes run away, who else can stand up?

Come on, I can't wait to stop them

Inexplicably, Saitama poured him a bowl of chicken soup in return, and Tony felt a little bit in a strange mood.

No entering a phone booth like Clark Kent, no sneaking into an alley like Peter Parker.

Saitama took the rustic hero uniform he found from somewhere and changed out of his casual clothes at a speed that could only see the afterimage.

Tony:

I, Tony Stark, formally request Mr. Saitama to teach me this move today.

It's too troublesome to put on the steel suit every time.

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