Marvel, one punch

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Saitama waved to Tony, who looked stupid.

I said, Tony, did you hear that?

Hehe hehe

While Tony continued to giggle, he noticed Saitama's wave and said blankly: Well, that kind of thing doesn't matter. Who am I, Iron Man? A mere mercenary can kill me. Let him come as he pleases.

He is a mutant.

So what.

Saitama was silent. The mutant named Deadpool didn't know any special abilities so far.

Tony drank a glass of whiskey, lowered his head and tapped the Ark reactor on his chest.

Hehehe laughed out loud again.

Saitama didn't pay attention to what was wrong with Tony today. He looked at the reactor that turned into a triangle on Tony's chest and touched his chin in thought.

Suddenly I felt someone tap me hard on my shoulder.

Saitama, what are you thinking about? I'm not here to assassinate you, so don't panic.I dare say that the guy named Deadpool poses absolutely no threat to me. Tony is obviously in a good mood, and the corners of his mouth are raised crazily all the time.

By the way, tonight at the Stark Expo, I plan to take this opportunity of global attention to let you appear and explain it to them, so that you don’t have to worry about the bullshit Daily Bugle report. From now on, you will be a follower. A hero like me

I was a hero

As if Tony didn't hear anything, he talked a lot more. Saitama didn't know what medicine Tony took wrongly today.

Evening comes.

As the sun sets, the annual Stark Fair begins.

Saitama was wearing a rustic hero uniform and followed Pepper towards the backstage with a determined look on his face.

Saitama, if Tony calls your name later, go up.Little Pepper frowned, feeling helpless and worried.

Tony would have a great time at every expo. A night of passion and a night of drunkenness were inevitable.

Oh oh ok.Saitama quietly hid the wig under the cloak behind him and nodded.

Speaking of Tony, why didn't he come with us? Saitama rubbed his head. Previously, Tony had directly asked himself to follow Pepper and Happy and ran towards the basement.

Maybe it should be arriving soon.Little Pepper looked at the already packed crowd outside, and then looked at the sky.

Saitama also looked upward.

Just in time, I saw the tugging steel suit falling from the sky, landing in a standard heroic posture.

Suddenly, the scene erupted into deafening applause and cheers.

Iron Man Iron Man Iron Man

This situation lasted for a full 3 minutes.

Tony then signaled for silence.

Saitama kept touching his head in the background, which made his shiny head seem smoother, and the figure of Chili Pepper was faintly reflected.

Tony's popularity is really high. Duck muttered and glanced at Pepper.

There is obviously a beautiful woman beside him who has always loved him, but Tony doesn't know how to cherish her at all.

Next, Tony had a lot of chats with everyone in the audience.

Most of them said that despite what they are, they did not speak so humbly, which attracted everyone to admire and love Iron Man even more.

Although I really hope that I can protect the entire world on my own and protect the people I love, I still need to admit that I am not the only hero in New York and this world.

A good friend of mine is also a hero. He protects New York, protects the people, and stops monsters. Below, I will give you a video.

Tony chuckled to himself, as if he could see Saitama thanking him.

This video is about the god-like figure when Saitama dragged Abomination out last time.

As for why it wasn’t released by the Daily Bugle last time, it’s because of a series of various reasons.

Jarvis, cast it out.

Tony walked to the other side of the field, clearing the screen behind him.

Start playing.

Smoke and dust filled the air, the surrounding collapsed buildings formed ruins, and cracks covered the ground.

There was a sense of oppression at the scene.

Tony looked at the progress, chuckled, it was almost done, and opened his mouth to call Saitama to come on.

Sir, someone has modified the program

Tony was taken aback.

Then the video playing suddenly changed to black and white, like an old TV, and kept flickering.

After two or three seconds, it returned to normal.

Everyone at the scene took a breath, stared at the naked bald head on the screen, and secretly sighed, it was so terrifying.

Oh, look, it turns out that Stark has a little bald guy at home and he likes men.

Funny voices sounded from the audience, and the crowd immediately dispersed, leaving the man free.

Wearing a festive-colored tights and a prairie hat, he was shouting with his hands in front of his mouth like trumpets.

Seeing that no one followed the booing, Deadpool was a little frustrated.

Jarvis, I bet you, it was this idiot who did something good. Fuck him.

Tony got angry and hit the screen with a palm cannon.

If Saitama saw this situation, he wouldn't have to wait for the mercenaries to come to the door. A certain bald man would solve it with one punch.

The huge screen sizzled, and the crowd immediately dispersed and hurriedly ran outside.

Now any fool can see that the guy in the tights is deliberately stirring up trouble.

The footsteps of tens of thousands of people soon reached the background.

what happened

Damn it, everyone is running around outside.

The screen is also broken

Immediately afterwards, the backstage staff also started running wildly.

Although I don’t know what happened, I will do whatever everyone else does and follow the footsteps of the big army.

Little Pepper exposed her head and glanced at the front desk, then hurriedly ran to the bald man.

There's a guy in a red tights in Saitama who started fighting with Tony. Go and see the duck. Pepper's tone was a little urgent, and she felt like she was crying.

Because she saw the red and yellow steel suit being rubbed by that strange guy sitting on the ground with his buttocks.

Saitama's eyes sharpened, he clenched his fists and threw away his wig.

Walking towards the front desk with firm steps.

Jarvis, send me the list of security personnel this time. Who put this mercenary in?

Although Saitama didn't tell him the specific characteristics of mercenaries, Tony remembered one thing clearly.

That mutant mercenary is a chatterbox.

In just one minute of fighting, this guy said at least a hundred dirty words.

Ooh, the touch of Mr. Stark's armor is really good, and my butt is a little aroused. Deadpool sat on the visor of the steel suit, constantly moving back and forth.

As for how he sat on it?

Deadpool suddenly turned his head towards the screen and put a finger in front of his mouth.

If you don’t write about me doing this, I will kill you all.

So I, the author, wrote the above humiliating scene of Iron Man under the threat of Deadpool.Crying.

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