i am a ninja in naruto
Chapter 169 God-level mentally retarded man
In a remote corner of the residential area of Konoha Ninja Village, a person was walking forward, with a silly smile of "haha" coming from his mouth from time to time.But looking at his rosy face, there was a glow of happiness.I knew something good would happen to him today.A thin branch was shot at him, and his ninja instinct made him naturally twist his body to avoid it. "Who dared to attack Konoha ninja in Konoha?" He said and looked towards the wall.
"Boy, how dare you steal my girlfriend from me? I want you to know how powerful I am. If you don't want to be beaten, break up with Xiao Zelan, otherwise I will beat you every time I see you." Inoue Xiongying left after saying that. The wall jumped in front of Ebisu.
"Inoue Wenying, you bastard, don't think that I can't recognize you if you use the transformation technique to look like someone else. It's great to scold me at noon, bean sprouts, do you like this title? If you like it, I will I can give it to you Inoue Fumiei, you bastard brat." Ebisu's last words were already a roar.
He let go of the hands that blocked his ears and shook his head to clear his head. "Ebisu-sensei, don't be ignorant of good people. Without my performance, you would be able to get the approval of Sister Ozawaran's boyfriend. Ebisu-sensei, I'm afraid you still have a promising job as a stalker. Next time Maybe there will be a messenger of justice who will destroy this perverted stalker like you."
Ebisu looked a little panicked and said: "Who...who is crazy about following you? I was just passing by somewhere at the time. I was about to say hello to Ran, but you suddenly appeared and ruined it. Otherwise, if I confessed my love, It can also be accepted by Lan. Wenying, your role is just to speed up the process, don't make yourself too important. Also, Lan and I are good friends now."
"good friend,"
Inoue Wenying became a little confused.Didn't this little Zeran admit that she was Ebisu's girlfriend on the street?Why would this guy Ebisu say that he and Ozawa are just friends now? "Ebisu-sensei, did you say something wrong? Sister Zeran has already said publicly on the street that she is your girlfriend. Why do you still say that Zeran is just your good friend? Are you being raped by Zeran again? My sister was dumped. Ebisu-sensei, were you dumped too quickly? Did you get dumped by Ozawaran sister because you were too close to other women on the street?"
"Wenying, what are you talking about? My elite teacher Ebisu is a gentleman. How could I do such a rude thing as you said? After I left with Lan, I told her thank you for her rescue, and there were two The relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend is just a lie to you, Wenying. We are still friends."
"At that time, Lan happily praised me as a gentleman after listening to my words, and also said that we would go shopping together in the future. But it was a pity that she left directly because she had something to do, otherwise we could go shopping together." After Ebisu said this, regret appeared on his face look.
After listening to Ebisu's words, Inoue Fumiying felt completely stupid. Ebisu actually said this to Ozawaran.Doesn't Ozawaran's courage to admit that he is Ebisu's girlfriend on the street mean that he likes Ebisu?As a result, what was originally a difficult girlfriend has now become a good friend, and this Ebisu is still so happy even after being broken up with. "Ebisu, you bastard, do you have any love IQ? Why are you still here looking so smug after being dumped?"
"Ebisu, you loser, don't tell others that you know me in the future, or I'll beat you every time I see you." After Inoue Fumiying finished speaking, he turned away from Ebisu.
Ebisu flashed in front of Inoue Wenying and grabbed Inoue Wenying's clothes. "Wenying, you just said that I was broken up by Lan. How is this possible? Lan obviously said that we would go shopping together next time. Wenying, don't talk nonsense."
This Ebisu is so fast.Knock Ebisu's hand off with force. "Ebisu-sensei, what would you say if you met someone you knew during dinner time, but you didn't want to go to dinner with him?"
"I'll leave now if I have something else to do. Let's go have dinner together next time." Ebisu said matter-of-factly.
Inoue Fumiying looked at Ebisu with some contempt, "Is there any difference between what Sister Ozawaran said and what you said?"
"Sister Xiao Zelan has already agreed to be your girlfriend. I never thought you would say such a thing. In my opinion, your words are a clear rejection of sister Xiao Zelan. It is considered gentle that she did not slap you on the spot. ."
"It seems that Mr. Ebisu, you are determined to be alone. From now on, you should sing single love songs alone. You and girls are not in the same dimension, and you are not suitable to live together."
Ebisu backed up in disbelief. "Wenying, don't lie to me. I didn't want to refuse Lan as my girlfriend at all. Lan was quite happy when we separated."
"Maybe Ebisu-sensei, you didn't mean it when you said it, but in the ears of any outsider, it means rejection. It seems that Ebisu-sensei, your love has failed again, but your career will succeed. Sandai The old man has already intended for you to be his grandson's tutor, how about you be happy?"
If he had heard this news 10 minutes ago, Ebisu would have been very happy. This was recognition of his strength by the Third Hokage.But now his girlfriend just broke up with him, and he doesn't know whether he should be happy or sad now
.But Ebisu's eyes lit up when he saw Inoue Wenying on the side, "Wenying, you will definitely have a way, right?"
"Ebisu-sensei, you have clearly rejected Sister Ozawaran, and I don't have any good ideas. Unless there is something that requires Sister Ozawaran to be your girlfriend. In this way, you can directly treat Sister Ozawaran Confession, maybe I can win sister Xiaozelan back. Otherwise, it will be useless no matter what you say."
"Is there nothing you can do about Wenying? It seems that my love failed again this time. I can only go to the Third Hokage's house to be a tutor first." Ebisu said and sighed.Originally it was a good thing to be recognized by the Third Hokage, but now I don't have a girlfriend anymore.
"A third-generation old man's family,"
"Yes, Mr. Ebisu, I have one last solution. But this time you must obey the command. Just say whatever I tell you. Otherwise, don't blame me if you fail."
Ebisu stared at Inoue Wenying with bright eyes, "Wenying, I will listen to you. I will say whatever you want me to say. I will never say anything nonsense this time."
"Mr. Ebisu, please remember what you said. We will go directly to Sister Ozawaran's house this time. If we don't succeed this time, we will be successful."
At the same time in Ozawa's room, Ozawa was punching and kicking a big puppet with Ebisu's name written on it.At the same time, he kept cursing, "Bastard Ebisu," and didn't stop until he punched the puppet away and kicked it into two pieces.
"Bastard Ebisu," I have a crush on him since I met him more than a month ago.Specifically investigated Ebisu's information.In the eyes of colleagues and friends, he is a serious and gentle gentleman. Through observation, he also has a good impression of himself.This time, he was provoked by a man named Inoue Yutaka and admitted on the street that he was Ebisu's girlfriend.Unexpectedly, this bastard Ebisu would use the word friend to dismiss him, if he didn't remember to be a lady.At that time, this bastard Ebisu must know the horror of women. "I'm furious."
There was a knock on the "KouKou" door.
Who is coming to my house now, even so.However, he quickly tidied up the room and opened the door.
When he opened the door, he saw Inoue Fumihi standing in front of the door wearing a Chuunin costume. "It's Wenying. You want to buy something with your sister again this time. I have time now and can go with you."
Inoue Wenying said happily: "Hello, Sister Lan, I'm not asking you to help me pick a gift this time. I'm here to give you something for someone else." Inoue Wenying said, taking out a fallen cherry blossom and handing it to Ozawa Ran .
Ozawa's eyes lit up and she took the Luo Ying handed over by Inoue Wenying. "Is this the legendary colorful cherry blossom? I've only heard of it. Who asked you to give such an expensive gift?"
"It's called Falling Sakura, not Five-Colored Sakura. What I gave you is a person who has a crush on you. He always felt that he was not worthy of you. He didn't dare to confess to you until the Third Hokage wanted to promote him to a special Jonin. . He specially asked someone to make this Luo Ying as a testimony that you are his girlfriend."
"I know it's called Falling Cherry Blossoms, but we ladies all call it Colorful Cherry Blossoms. And Wenying, who are you talking about who has a crush on me? How come I haven't heard of such a person!"
Inoue Fumiying quickly pulled Ebisu in who was hiding by the wall outside the door. "It's Ebisu-sensei. He has always had a crush on you. He was just a chuunin before and didn't dare to tell you. At noon, the third generation old man had already intended to let Ebisu-sensei become his grandson Konohamaru's tutor. He just Have the courage to confess to you. Sister Lan, what do you think of Ebisu-sensei? Can I be your boyfriend?"
Seeing Ebisu Ozawa was still a little shy, but she still said calmly: "Ebisu, didn't you say we were friends this morning? Why do you want me to be your girlfriend now?"
Ebisu became a little nervous when Ozawa spoke, but fortunately he remembered what Inoue Fumiying told him. "Lan, I think it's too hasty to let you become my girlfriend. I specially found someone to make this falling cherry blossom for you to make you my girlfriend, so that I can show my affection for you. Lan Dang My girlfriend."
Every inch of Xiao Zelan's face smiled, but she still said arrogantly: "This matter is more important. You want me to think about it before answering you. I will accept this Luo Ying, and you can go back first. "After Ozawa said this, he pushed Inoue Fumiying and Ebisu out of the door.
Ebisu was a little confused, "Wenying, did Ran agree or not?"
Inoue Wenying, who was originally very happy, was stunned by his question. "Ebisu-sensei, you can't even see this. Since Sister Ozawaran has accepted your flowers, it means that she has agreed to you. The reason why she did not agree to you immediately is just a girl's reserve. The day after tomorrow, you go to Sandai Old man, come over tomorrow and ask Sister Xiaozelan to go with you as your girlfriend. Your affairs are settled, but don’t screw it up. Otherwise, no one can help you. "
Ebisu quickly nodded and promised: "I know, I won't make any mistakes again this time."
"Boy, how dare you steal my girlfriend from me? I want you to know how powerful I am. If you don't want to be beaten, break up with Xiao Zelan, otherwise I will beat you every time I see you." Inoue Xiongying left after saying that. The wall jumped in front of Ebisu.
"Inoue Wenying, you bastard, don't think that I can't recognize you if you use the transformation technique to look like someone else. It's great to scold me at noon, bean sprouts, do you like this title? If you like it, I will I can give it to you Inoue Fumiei, you bastard brat." Ebisu's last words were already a roar.
He let go of the hands that blocked his ears and shook his head to clear his head. "Ebisu-sensei, don't be ignorant of good people. Without my performance, you would be able to get the approval of Sister Ozawaran's boyfriend. Ebisu-sensei, I'm afraid you still have a promising job as a stalker. Next time Maybe there will be a messenger of justice who will destroy this perverted stalker like you."
Ebisu looked a little panicked and said: "Who...who is crazy about following you? I was just passing by somewhere at the time. I was about to say hello to Ran, but you suddenly appeared and ruined it. Otherwise, if I confessed my love, It can also be accepted by Lan. Wenying, your role is just to speed up the process, don't make yourself too important. Also, Lan and I are good friends now."
"good friend,"
Inoue Wenying became a little confused.Didn't this little Zeran admit that she was Ebisu's girlfriend on the street?Why would this guy Ebisu say that he and Ozawa are just friends now? "Ebisu-sensei, did you say something wrong? Sister Zeran has already said publicly on the street that she is your girlfriend. Why do you still say that Zeran is just your good friend? Are you being raped by Zeran again? My sister was dumped. Ebisu-sensei, were you dumped too quickly? Did you get dumped by Ozawaran sister because you were too close to other women on the street?"
"Wenying, what are you talking about? My elite teacher Ebisu is a gentleman. How could I do such a rude thing as you said? After I left with Lan, I told her thank you for her rescue, and there were two The relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend is just a lie to you, Wenying. We are still friends."
"At that time, Lan happily praised me as a gentleman after listening to my words, and also said that we would go shopping together in the future. But it was a pity that she left directly because she had something to do, otherwise we could go shopping together." After Ebisu said this, regret appeared on his face look.
After listening to Ebisu's words, Inoue Fumiying felt completely stupid. Ebisu actually said this to Ozawaran.Doesn't Ozawaran's courage to admit that he is Ebisu's girlfriend on the street mean that he likes Ebisu?As a result, what was originally a difficult girlfriend has now become a good friend, and this Ebisu is still so happy even after being broken up with. "Ebisu, you bastard, do you have any love IQ? Why are you still here looking so smug after being dumped?"
"Ebisu, you loser, don't tell others that you know me in the future, or I'll beat you every time I see you." After Inoue Fumiying finished speaking, he turned away from Ebisu.
Ebisu flashed in front of Inoue Wenying and grabbed Inoue Wenying's clothes. "Wenying, you just said that I was broken up by Lan. How is this possible? Lan obviously said that we would go shopping together next time. Wenying, don't talk nonsense."
This Ebisu is so fast.Knock Ebisu's hand off with force. "Ebisu-sensei, what would you say if you met someone you knew during dinner time, but you didn't want to go to dinner with him?"
"I'll leave now if I have something else to do. Let's go have dinner together next time." Ebisu said matter-of-factly.
Inoue Fumiying looked at Ebisu with some contempt, "Is there any difference between what Sister Ozawaran said and what you said?"
"Sister Xiao Zelan has already agreed to be your girlfriend. I never thought you would say such a thing. In my opinion, your words are a clear rejection of sister Xiao Zelan. It is considered gentle that she did not slap you on the spot. ."
"It seems that Mr. Ebisu, you are determined to be alone. From now on, you should sing single love songs alone. You and girls are not in the same dimension, and you are not suitable to live together."
Ebisu backed up in disbelief. "Wenying, don't lie to me. I didn't want to refuse Lan as my girlfriend at all. Lan was quite happy when we separated."
"Maybe Ebisu-sensei, you didn't mean it when you said it, but in the ears of any outsider, it means rejection. It seems that Ebisu-sensei, your love has failed again, but your career will succeed. Sandai The old man has already intended for you to be his grandson's tutor, how about you be happy?"
If he had heard this news 10 minutes ago, Ebisu would have been very happy. This was recognition of his strength by the Third Hokage.But now his girlfriend just broke up with him, and he doesn't know whether he should be happy or sad now
.But Ebisu's eyes lit up when he saw Inoue Wenying on the side, "Wenying, you will definitely have a way, right?"
"Ebisu-sensei, you have clearly rejected Sister Ozawaran, and I don't have any good ideas. Unless there is something that requires Sister Ozawaran to be your girlfriend. In this way, you can directly treat Sister Ozawaran Confession, maybe I can win sister Xiaozelan back. Otherwise, it will be useless no matter what you say."
"Is there nothing you can do about Wenying? It seems that my love failed again this time. I can only go to the Third Hokage's house to be a tutor first." Ebisu said and sighed.Originally it was a good thing to be recognized by the Third Hokage, but now I don't have a girlfriend anymore.
"A third-generation old man's family,"
"Yes, Mr. Ebisu, I have one last solution. But this time you must obey the command. Just say whatever I tell you. Otherwise, don't blame me if you fail."
Ebisu stared at Inoue Wenying with bright eyes, "Wenying, I will listen to you. I will say whatever you want me to say. I will never say anything nonsense this time."
"Mr. Ebisu, please remember what you said. We will go directly to Sister Ozawaran's house this time. If we don't succeed this time, we will be successful."
At the same time in Ozawa's room, Ozawa was punching and kicking a big puppet with Ebisu's name written on it.At the same time, he kept cursing, "Bastard Ebisu," and didn't stop until he punched the puppet away and kicked it into two pieces.
"Bastard Ebisu," I have a crush on him since I met him more than a month ago.Specifically investigated Ebisu's information.In the eyes of colleagues and friends, he is a serious and gentle gentleman. Through observation, he also has a good impression of himself.This time, he was provoked by a man named Inoue Yutaka and admitted on the street that he was Ebisu's girlfriend.Unexpectedly, this bastard Ebisu would use the word friend to dismiss him, if he didn't remember to be a lady.At that time, this bastard Ebisu must know the horror of women. "I'm furious."
There was a knock on the "KouKou" door.
Who is coming to my house now, even so.However, he quickly tidied up the room and opened the door.
When he opened the door, he saw Inoue Fumihi standing in front of the door wearing a Chuunin costume. "It's Wenying. You want to buy something with your sister again this time. I have time now and can go with you."
Inoue Wenying said happily: "Hello, Sister Lan, I'm not asking you to help me pick a gift this time. I'm here to give you something for someone else." Inoue Wenying said, taking out a fallen cherry blossom and handing it to Ozawa Ran .
Ozawa's eyes lit up and she took the Luo Ying handed over by Inoue Wenying. "Is this the legendary colorful cherry blossom? I've only heard of it. Who asked you to give such an expensive gift?"
"It's called Falling Sakura, not Five-Colored Sakura. What I gave you is a person who has a crush on you. He always felt that he was not worthy of you. He didn't dare to confess to you until the Third Hokage wanted to promote him to a special Jonin. . He specially asked someone to make this Luo Ying as a testimony that you are his girlfriend."
"I know it's called Falling Cherry Blossoms, but we ladies all call it Colorful Cherry Blossoms. And Wenying, who are you talking about who has a crush on me? How come I haven't heard of such a person!"
Inoue Fumiying quickly pulled Ebisu in who was hiding by the wall outside the door. "It's Ebisu-sensei. He has always had a crush on you. He was just a chuunin before and didn't dare to tell you. At noon, the third generation old man had already intended to let Ebisu-sensei become his grandson Konohamaru's tutor. He just Have the courage to confess to you. Sister Lan, what do you think of Ebisu-sensei? Can I be your boyfriend?"
Seeing Ebisu Ozawa was still a little shy, but she still said calmly: "Ebisu, didn't you say we were friends this morning? Why do you want me to be your girlfriend now?"
Ebisu became a little nervous when Ozawa spoke, but fortunately he remembered what Inoue Fumiying told him. "Lan, I think it's too hasty to let you become my girlfriend. I specially found someone to make this falling cherry blossom for you to make you my girlfriend, so that I can show my affection for you. Lan Dang My girlfriend."
Every inch of Xiao Zelan's face smiled, but she still said arrogantly: "This matter is more important. You want me to think about it before answering you. I will accept this Luo Ying, and you can go back first. "After Ozawa said this, he pushed Inoue Fumiying and Ebisu out of the door.
Ebisu was a little confused, "Wenying, did Ran agree or not?"
Inoue Wenying, who was originally very happy, was stunned by his question. "Ebisu-sensei, you can't even see this. Since Sister Ozawaran has accepted your flowers, it means that she has agreed to you. The reason why she did not agree to you immediately is just a girl's reserve. The day after tomorrow, you go to Sandai Old man, come over tomorrow and ask Sister Xiaozelan to go with you as your girlfriend. Your affairs are settled, but don’t screw it up. Otherwise, no one can help you. "
Ebisu quickly nodded and promised: "I know, I won't make any mistakes again this time."
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