i am a ninja in naruto

Konoha shopping street,

On the roof of a house, a beautiful woman was walking back and forth on the street with a telescope facing towards her, drool dripping from the corner of her mouth from time to time.

"Today's beauties are really donuts, but it's a pity that they all dress too conservatively. Only tights and miniskirts can bring out the beauty's figure, but uniforms are also good for temptation."

"There are more beautiful women in the women's bathroom. Why don't you go see them? What's the point of looking at beauties on the street? You can't see the majestic mountain peaks. Once you go to the women's bathroom to see them, you will know how great women are."

After saying that, he laughed obscenely.

Inoue Wenying curled her lips disdainfully, "You think I'm Jiraiya's old virgin? I'm a well-known good man. How could I peek into a women's bathroom? If other beauties saw me, how could I talk to them? It’s about dating, you singles like you don’t understand what I’m talking about.”

The white-haired man who was following Inoue Wenying to watch the beautiful woman with a telescope turned to look at Inoue Wenying angrily. This bastard made rumors about himself for nothing, causing Tsunade to make fun of him for a long time that he was a virgin.

The white-haired man rolled his eyes. He must be taught a lesson this time.He made a fist with his palm and hit Inoue Wenying on the head.

"Boy, you like to give other people nicknames. If I call you a horn on your head, it will definitely suit you better."

But the proud expression did not last long before he looked at the hand that hit Inoue Wenying with a painful expression.

The hit Inoue Fumiying turned into a barbed meteor hammer, and Jiraiya's hand happened to hit the barb.

"Jiraiya-sama, it is a serious crime to attack a ninja in your own ninja village. Do you think it would be better for me to throw you into prison now to reflect, or to go to a third-generation old man to sue you?" Inoue Fumiying said with a smile behind Jiraiya. .

Jiraiya angrily took the barbed bolas off his right hand and glared angrily at Inoue Fumiying on the side.

"Asshole, you used this evil ninjutsu to plot against me again. This time I seem to be the one who was attacked. I can go to the hospital to have my injuries examined. Do you think I should send you to prison directly or catch you and send you to the old man? Where to go."

Jiraiya's words were exactly the same as what Inoue Wenying just said. Unfortunately, Inoue Wenying was not a vegetarian either.I saw him take out a photo from his pocket. In the photo, it was exactly what Jiraiya looked like when he hit Inoue Fumiying on the head.

Seeing Jiraiya turning his head to the side in disdain, Inoue Fumiying used two fingers to reveal one photo after another.

Inoue Wenying sighed at the photo: "Life is really full of tragedy. A ninja was tied to a stake during a trial. It is so miserable. I must make sure all ninjas in Konoha know this ninja's unfortunate childhood experience."

Jiraiya looked at the photo in Inoue Fumiying's hand in disbelief. In the photo, it was Jiraiya who was tied to a stake, with Tsunade and Orochimaru on both sides of him, and the Third Hokage beside the three of them.This photo was taken when the Sannin passed the test of the Third Hokage for the first time.

"How come you, a bastard brat, have this photo? Did you steal it from the Hokage's office? I will definitely catch you, the thief, for the old man."

Although Jiraiya looked angry, he was still very happy inside.He had sneaked into the Hokage's office several times and tried to steal this photo but failed. This time, he only needed to catch this brat to clean up the stain.From now on he will be the mad ghost Jiraiya-sama.

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p; Inoue Wenying threw the photo directly to Jiraiya and looked at him with disdain. "It's useless for you to get this photo. I've made hundreds of copies of this photo. As long as I want it, it can spread all over Konoha Ninja Village for everyone to see it."

He casually took out a few more identical photos and shook them at Jiraiya, "Jiraiya-sama, do you still want them? I can give you some."

Jiraiya was a little dumbfounded. He didn't expect that Inoue Wenying would copy hundreds of photos.

"What are you doing copying so many photos? Do you have too much money to throw away? If so, I can help your beautiful eldest sister with the money."

He shook the photo in his hand and turned it into a piece of paper, "Who has time to look for embarrassing photos of you, Jiraiya-sama? They are all transformed by the transformation technique. And Jiraiya-sama, why don't you accompany Tsunade-sama to run around?" Why are you going back to Konoha? Aren't you afraid that the third generation old man will force you to become Hokage?"

He tore the piece of paper in his hand into pieces and threw it aside. He didn't even think that the photo of shoes turned out to be a transformation technique.This bastard's use of ninjutsu has become even more powerful, and he can't even tell it.

"Of course I was attracted by the beautiful girls in Konoha. Don't you have no training in spying on these beautiful girls here?"

This excuse is weak. If Jiraiya could really be tempted, he wouldn't still be an old virgin now.

"Jiraiya-sama, please take good care of yourself here. I'll leave first after returning my date."

Jiraiya appeared directly in front of Inoue Wenying, "Boy, you are so hateful. You left just as soon as I came here. Do you have a problem with me? If so, I must teach you a lesson. Let you I know how powerful seniors are."

Inoue Wenying took a step back before speaking: "Jiraiya-sama, your lie is too false. You were staring at the women's bathroom in a house behind me for more than an hour. Your saliva almost flooded the house. , isn’t it too funny to tell me that you just arrived? How about we go to the house over there to see if your saliva is dry."

Jiraiya rubbed his head in embarrassment and laughed loudly.Forget Inoue Fumiying, he is a sentient ninja.

"Wenying, didn't you say you wanted to sign a contract with my toad clan? I have told the Great Toad Immortal about you, and the Toad Immortal wants to see you. If you can get its consent, you can sign a contract with their clan."

Inoue Fumiying laughed, took out a scroll of Psychic Contractor and shook it at Jiraiya. "Sorry, Jiraiya-sama, I have already signed a contract with the Horned Lizard Clan. I can only say sorry to your Toad Clan."

Jiraiya stared at the contract scroll in Inoue Fumiying's hand with wide eyes, "You stupid brat can actually find the contract psychic book, and you are in the same clan. How can this happen?"

Inoue Wenying said "hum" a little unhappy, this old virgin looked down on herself so much.

"Jiraiya-sama, you are too underestimated. I am a famous genius in Konoha Ninja Village. I am completely different from you, an idiot who barely managed to graduate."

"I just walked around and there was a group of psychic beasts crying and asking me to be their contractor. This kind of thing is really distressing."

Inoue Wenying spoke of distress, but the proud look on his face made Jiraiya want to kick him.How did this kid get the psychic contract so quickly? This is unscientific.Could it be that psychic beasts have become rampant in the ninja world? ,