Diary of the Naruto Healer

"Is there a problem"

Jilai also sat next to Takagi Shangren, he was lying on the bench, looking very lazy.

He is such a person, a man who pays attention to feelings but doesn't pay much attention to the details of life.

"You are such an old man, why do you still like peeping all the time?"

"What's voyeurism? Can it be called voyeurism if it's the author's business?" Jiraiya was still defending himself: "I just went out to collect materials for my works. Well, that's right, that's it."

Jiraiya's uprightness made Takagi Shangren couldn't help but want to laugh, it had no other meaning, it was just a joke among friends.

"Then can you let me read the book you wrote?"

"no"

Ji Lai also insisted not to show his book to Gao Mu Shangren, it was very shameful.

"I think it's called Kissing Heaven."

"Ah you got it"

Jiraiya held his forehead with an unusual headache and said: "There is no way, the brilliance of my talent is difficult to hide, Takagi, what do you think of my book?"

"Isn't it just a pornographic book?"

"what"

Jiraiya quickly covered Takagi Shangren's mouth, and then looked around, making sure that only Nadeko Asuka was sitting not far away to eavesdrop, he was finally relieved.

"Don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing. It's embarrassing. Tell me what you can do with me."

"I just want you to continue what you did before, to continue teaching children ninjutsu."

It's not that Takagi Shangren doesn't want to teach children, it's just that his level is a bit half-baked, and it's better to be a professional ninja like Jiraiya.

"Well, no problem, idle is idle."

Zilai also patted his chest and agreed. He also has a lot of experience in teaching students. Don't look at him as a fool, he also took care of a year-old junior ninja who just graduated.

It was the Namikaze Minato class.

Minato should have grown a lot taller now, and that child is still in puberty.

"That's right, Takagi."

Jiraiya showed a "you know what" expression and poked Takagi Naohito with his elbow.

"Young girl is very pestering to you, our Asuka is very pestering to me."

"Well, whether you say it's entangled or not, but it's very real to be entangled."

Generally speaking, girls are very clingy to boys they like, Takagi Naohito knows this very well, so he doesn't care too much.

"I live a very leisurely life, but I hope I can go on like this for the rest of my life."

"Who wouldn't?"

Jiraiya said with emotion: "But in a world full of war, how can we not be affected at all? Oh, I remembered, do you know Beiruhu?"

"Well, I've met a few times."

"That guy is amazing now."

Jiraiya said with a smile: "I don't know how he thought of it, but he used the ninjutsu he developed to cultivate extremely high-yielding rice. I returned to the village a few days ago, but he was given a grand reception."

"what."

Takagi Naohito asked in surprise: "Why didn't I know?"

"How could you know that you work all day long? There is a very cute little sister beside Beiliuhu."

"Little sister, could it be that..." Takagi Naohito looked at Jiraiya with a perverted expression, and asked coldly: "Don't you have pedophilia? If so, I have to consider changing to someone else." Teacher."

"Are you kidding me?"

For this kind of thing, Zilai must also make it clear.

"It's just an ordinary compliment. It would be an exaggeration to say that cuteness is pedophilia."

"Just kidding, just kidding."

Takagi Naohito immediately smiled and said: "Don't worry, can I not trust your character? But Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade all have their own nindo, what is your nindo?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I tell you."

Jiraiya crossed his arms and said proudly: "The way I think of ninja is: the so-called ninja is someone who can't stand the ninja, who can't bear the hunger, and becomes a thief. He can't be called a ninja at all."

"Sounds so classy... Then why are you so lustful?"

"Forehead..."

Jirai, who wanted to pretend to be 13, was also stunned by Takagi Shangren's words.

"Don't worry, Tsunade also likes gambling."

"You're lustful, Tsunade likes to gamble."

Takagi Naohito clasped two fingers, and then asked Jiraiya: "Does Orochimaru have any hobbies?"

"That boy Orochimaru usually doesn't even talk, but now I can't even hear him talk."

Ji Lai also sighed and said: "If you want to talk about hobbies, it means that you like to develop ninjutsu. This is what he said himself."

When it comes to Orochimaru, Jiraiya's expression is a bit regretful. He used to be his companion that he could never catch up with, and also his only competitor.

After Orochimaru left, Jiraiya's mood became a little more melancholy.

"Actually, I don't hate him very much. It's just that Tsunade said before that he likes men like Orochimaru, so I mind a little. Well, if I knew he would die, I would cherish the time with him."

"Speaking of ninja, my ninja is actually very selfish."

Zilai also kept a straight face, saying things he dared not say before.

"young

At that time, my nindo was to make all the beautiful older sisters like me. I kept working hard to achieve this, and I am where I am today. It is really a shameful nindo. "

"No, no matter what path you choose, at least Ziraiya, what you have done is going in a good way."

In Takagi's view, there is no problem with Jiraiya's ninja way, but if it is implemented, many of the methods are wrong ways.

But Jiraiya chose the stupidest and most direct way to become stronger and increase his charisma.

If he was a weak chicken, he probably wouldn't be able to catch Nadeko Asuka's heart. A ninja who is weak and unmotivated will lose value in the eyes of women.

"Compared to Takagi, your performance is worse. By the way, Takagi, do you have any medicine that can increase that time?"

"You are in need"

"A man will always have a time when he wants to express himself. A longer time is better than a shorter time."

"Then I can't give it to you."

Gao Mu Shangren said helplessly, "That kind of medicine is not something that can be taken indiscriminately. You must strictly control the dosage, otherwise, your heart will explode with a bang."

"......"

Ji Lai was also stunned, he really didn't know that the drug was so powerful.

And Gao Mu Shangren looked at Zilai also in a daze, and finally couldn't help laughing and said: "I'm just kidding, you are still young, you don't need medicine, just adjust your mentality."

"Actually... Asuka and I have had sex many times, but she hasn't gotten pregnant yet."

"what"

This time it was Gao Mu Shangren's turn to be surprised.

"real or fake"

Zilai also nodded and said, "Really."

"Then you might want to check it out."