American Comic Super Principal

Mindy was walking on the street. Her white shirt and blue jeans made her young face even more pure and flawless. She was like a messenger who was not stained by the mortal world. Unfortunately, she fell into the world as soon as she opened her mouth:

"Hey, big gangster, are you sure your idea is okay? Will it fall off halfway? I swear, if you end up causing me to waste my time, I will cut you into eighteen pieces."

While speaking, she was playing with a butterfly knife in her hand. The handles on both sides danced flexibly between her fingers like butterflies. It was fancy and gorgeous. The sharp blade shone with a little cold light. Just like its owner, it was beautiful and dangerous.

Zhang Fan's face darkened when he saw this, and he repeatedly warned: "Be gentle, have a ladylike temperament, and heal people's hearts. Don't always act like a ruffian. At least act like a normal junior high school girl. As long as you don't lose your temper later, you will be fine." no problem"

"But I still think it won't work." Mindy was unexpectedly frightened, and the butterfly knife in her hand spun even more happily.

"Why not?" Zhang Fan raised his collar, slowed down a little, and reiterated: "There is nothing to be nervous about. I am responsible for inciting the emotion, and you are responsible for adding the finishing touches and making it a matter of course."

You just need to take the lead in choosing to forgive at the critical moment after I tell the story of the prodigal son, and then smile. After all, as long as you don't curse or do anything, you will be as pure, warm and convincing as a messenger."

"What a weird idea. No matter how many times I hear it, it still makes people feel unreliable." Mindy grinned. She was first happy and then angry when she heard it, and then added: "Damon, I act like a messenger when I do it."

"Is he like a fallen angel?" Zhang Fan couldn't help but patiently explained: "People nowadays are always willing to be like the Virgin Mary, mercifully forgiving the lost lambs who have done evil and then repented.

If you can have a scarred past, the effect will be even better. From disgust to sympathy, from hatred to pity, as long as you do it well, a 180-degree emotional reversal is a normal change.

Besides, I don't need public opinion to support me. As long as there is hesitation and there is no longer unanimous and firm opposition to my becoming the principal, it is enough. After all, most of the school's equity is in my hands. "

"Dirty capitalist face." Mindy paused in her steps. Like a passerby with a gun lying on her back, her face suddenly turned cold. She gritted her teeth and said, "Then if I forgive you, wouldn't it also look stupid?"

"Probably, she is as merciful as the Virgin Mary." Zhang Fan smiled sarcastically to appease the arrogant Lolita, but secretly sighed in his heart that the effect was extraordinary. Just like many positive characters in Marvel in the previous life, they were all "whitewashed" by villains before joining. The righteous camp, and its popularity is often quite high

From Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, to Silver Surfer, Gamora, to Gambit and Deadpool, the "whitewashing method" makes these cute and charming villains full of charm.

After a while, the two of them arrived in front of a building. Several people who were waiting at the entrance immediately greeted them. The middle-aged man in the lead shouted loudly from a distance: "Mr. Zhang Fan, you are finally here." "

"Hello, Mr. Bernard, thank you for waiting." Zhang Fan also greeted with a smile, and then introduced to Mindy: "This Mr. Bernard is the program manager of the New American Radio and Television Station. He will be here later. Will also be our interviewer.”

"Hello, Mr. Bernard." Mindy reluctantly said hello, seemingly indifferent.

Fortunately, Bernard didn't care about this and led the two of them inside, saying as they walked: "According to what we discussed last night, in order to improve the authenticity, the interview process with you will be broadcast live. And there’s no rehearsal or editing that requires you to be prepared.”

"Don't worry, you don't need to rehearse to reveal your true feelings, let alone post-editing," Zhang Fan pulled Mindy confidently, and then joked: "With me as a topical figure appearing in person, discussing hot topics, I think the ratings will be high It will definitely be no less, but I would like to congratulate Mr. Bernard in advance.”

Bernard smiled faintly and corrected him with a serious face: "Money and fame are just things, not worth mentioning. Only by looking for the truth behind the incident, calmly safeguarding the minority's right to speak, and being a watchman who refuses to follow the crowd, can we It is my life creed and it is worth pursuing with all my heart.”

"Shameless, treacherous, sinister, despicable." After hearing this, Mingdi couldn't bear it any longer. She threw Zhang Fan's arm away with all her strength, and angrily threw herself at Zhang Fan with a kick. Then she opened her bow left and right, giving him a good beating. , did not stop until Bernard's upright face was beaten into a pig's head.

In the empty corridor, Zhang Fan was the only one standing aside, gloating over his misfortune and congratulating himself on the addition of another person to the legendary being who "lost to Lolita".

After a while, Bernard woke up from his dazed state, touched his swollen head, and felt like crying without tears. He asked tremblingly: "Can we film the interview now?" made a bid"

"Shoot, of course I have to shoot," Mindy put her hands on her hips and stared, "What, you still want to be lazy?"

Bernard swallowed and said cautiously: "I, my image is not suitable for the camera."

Ming Di glanced at Zhang Fan guiltily, and then said forcefully: "You either don't show your face, or you choose someone else."

"Dad, come and see, it's that nasty, scumbag"

In a luxurious villa, the silly son of the old Roberts family, no, the son, was switching TV channels in boredom. Suddenly he saw a smiling face that made a particularly deep impression on him, and he couldn't help shouting.

"What, where is he?" The skinny old Roberts heard the sound and rushed in excitedly. Then he saw Zhang Fan's smiling face that almost occupied the entire TV screen, which was particularly eye-catching.

"This is the New American TV station, that interview show with celebrity Bernard. It's strange. Apart from this bastard, there is only one microphone left on the screen. And the host Bernard, why doesn't he show his face?" Old Roberts was a little surprised, but also Didn't take it to heart.

The attention of the father and son was quickly attracted by Zhang Fan's speech. In the room that became silent, only Zhang Fan's words continued to echo.

"From the time I was born to the time before my parents passed away, it was undoubtedly the happiest period of my life. My family was well off and the family relationship was warm and harmonious. Everything was like living in a fairy tale. Until not long ago, both my parents suffered a car accident. After my death, I was instantly kicked from the classroom into hell by reality. It was simply unbearable pain. I was confused, frantic, and hysterical, like a lost lamb.

During this period that made me deeply confused, I was like a gambler who was losing money, frantically throwing the last bit of my bet on the gambling table. The ruthless capital crocodiles took the opportunity to plunder most of the money left by my parents. Legacy, only the last school remains, as well as a dozen orphanages throughout the New York area, and some charitable foundations

When my parents were alive, they took me to participate in countless charity activities and visited every orphanage under their name more than once. These charity funds and orphanages entrusted the love of our family, so no matter No matter how poor I am now or in the future, I will never touch those charity funds and orphanages.

That day in school, I saw things and thought about people, and recalled the beautiful memories. I couldn't help but get myself half drunk. I walked to the garden in a daze, but I saw a pure and flawless smiling face, which warmed my heart. , as if the beautiful moments in the past were re-presented before my eyes, making me intoxicated. In the intoxication, I staggered closer, but inadvertently blasphemed the beauty of the messenger.

I clearly know that this was my mistake, and I deeply regret it. I vow to become the best principal in the hope of atonement."

A clear voice like a silver bell suddenly sounded, "I forgive you."

Then the camera turned, and Mindy's childlike face without any modification appeared on the screen. With her eyes as clear as water, she was pure and penetrating.

"I forgive him too," Roberts shouted out almost uncontrollably. The disgust and rejection he once felt seemed to have completely disappeared.

"Wake up." Old Roberts slapped him with his backhand, trying to wake him up.

Roberts ducked away nimbly, stood aside and asked, "Dad, what are you doing? I'm not asleep."

"It's not hypnosis or brainwashing." Old Roberts ignored his mentally retarded son and frowned even more as he thought hard. "What on earth is going on? If I hadn't been too prejudiced against him, I would have almost been killed by him." Infected by the speech, how is it possible, how is it possible that mutants’ superpowers can work through the TV?”