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"Do you think I will agree?" Zhang Fan almost laughed angrily. From his previous life to this life, he had never heard of such a useless person in the system. It simply refreshed his three views. It is true that the world is so big and full of wonders.

"Tsk tsk, the current time travelers are really not as easy to deceive as before." The system was not in a hurry, but rather playfully, and directly admitted: "Yes, due to certain limitations of the system itself, if you don't agree, I will indeed I have no choice but to abide by the rules of the initial mission and be officially bound to you. However, I can definitely take a good sleep first and wait until I wake up. As for this sleep, should I sleep for fifty years or a hundred years? Years, or even five hundred years are not good, host, what do you think?"

"No problem. As long as you work hard during working hours, there will be no problem at all about sleeping during the holidays," Zhang Fan answered first, looking like an amiable and good boss. If you ignore the distorted face and the clicking fingers, In terms of festivals, that's right

"Don't worry, host, the formal binding will begin now." The system obviously understands the principle of giving up as soon as it's done, and its attitude is obviously much more serious than before, but then it reveals its lack of ambition, "I definitely don't It will give you any reason to deduct my vacation. I want to take all the vacations for the whole year, and I can’t miss any one.”

"Look at your potential, you won't be embarrassed if you go out." Zhang Fan looked disgusted, feeling a little disappointed, but also a little lucky. Other people's systems were destroying and dominating everything, but his own system dreamed of taking a vacation. Sleeping, this is too real and down-to-earth, it is simply a "mudslide" in the system

But then again, such a system may be safer, so that in the end, you will not find that your system is behind the scenes, and you suddenly become the villain and the ultimate enemy. This is disgusting, your own second-hand system , should not be so cunning, probably

Zhang Fan looked at the "system binding" progress bar in front of him and suppressed some doubts in his heart. He didn't plan to delve into it for the time being. He was in a trance when he heard the strange laughter of "quacking". It was obviously that the second-part system was in action again. go Ape

"Host, I advise you to ignore the progress bar and go out to see your lover first. She is frightened by your soliloquy and rich expressions. Ouch, let me laugh for a while, quack quack"

"Why didn't you remind me earlier? What a wicked and insane system!" Zhang Fan's face darkened, he jumped up from the recliner, turned his head and looked to the side. Mindy had already gotten off the swing and was standing not far away in a daze. place, I want to get close but I’m a little scared

Looking at the timid Loli, Zhang Fan only felt pain in his balls. He covered his face and comforted: "I'm fine, you don't have to worry."

Mindy bit her lower lip and hesitated to speak, but after thinking about it, she puffed up her fair cheeks and insisted: "Sleepwalking is also a disease. I think you should go to the hospital to take a look. Damon has also sleepwalked before. , I almost shot randomly at night. In short, it was very dangerous."

Zhang Fan was a little moved, but even more embarrassed. He squatted down and forced out a smile, explaining gently: "I didn't fall asleep just now. It wasn't sleepwalking. Don't worry, don't worry."

"Hey, it's not sleepwalking." Mindy's clear eyes widened, and her bulging cheeks looked as cute as a squirrel, and she said in surprise: "Is that hysteria?"

"Hysteria" Zhang Fan's warm smile froze in an instant, and he shook the coffee table with rage in his heart. He swore that if the loli in front of him wasn't so cute, he would definitely let this rumor maker understand what "the anger of the king" is.

"Gagaga host, I regret it. Your girlfriend is so interesting and cute. If I could be her system, I would be very happy." A few words of ridicule, "It's decided, I will use hysteria to praise you from now on. This has more connotations than neurosis, and it can also reflect my cultural quality."

"It's your fault, just wait and deduct your vacation." Zhang Fan directly used his "big killer" and then ignored this "troublemaker". He frowned and thought about how to make Mingdi ignore this "thing". By the way, I want to comfort the girl. After all, she was frightened by herself.

However, the Shijing system is worthy of being a "Shijing" system. The ability to "find things coming" is simply natural. He easily found the entry point and reminded aloud: "It's not easy to coax a loli, Muppet Candy goldfish, easy to take home”

"Pfft!" Zhang Fan almost vomited blood and almost ran away, "What kind of system are you from? Who do you think I am? If you make trouble again, I will uninstall you."

"What's wrong with the goldfish? Goldfish is an ornamental fish with a long history. It has been with you humans for nearly a thousand years since the Song Dynasty of China. It has always been good. Why has it become dirty now? It's not that you humans are too dirty now. You can even think wrong about my good words, who am I?" The system was not happy when he heard it, and retorted with righteous words, scolding human beings for ruining the use of the word "good".

"Stop talking nonsense and get down to business. I don't think Ming Di will like those things. I guess a good knife would be enough." Zhang Fan already understood the nature of the system's troublemaking and had no intention of giving him any room to play, so he changed the subject directly. .

"Giving a knife to a frightened loli, it's a shame you figured out that the host is single. You must have been single in your previous life. You were totally destined to be an orphan. There are reasons why some people stay single all their lives. "Yes," the system was speechless, and finally said with emotion: "If you do this, you will be taken away by the police."

God was being taken away by the police, all these things were connected together. Zhang Fan felt that he was going to be choked to death. Then he caught a glimpse of Mingdi's caring eyes for the "mentally retarded", and then he remembered that this was indeed not the time to be in a daze. If she keeps talking to herself, the girl might have to call an ambulance.

After coughing twice, Zhang Fan covered it up with his hands and asked directly: "Do you have any gifts that can be used directly? Dolls or candies are fine. I also recognize the goldfish. Give it to me quickly. I need it urgently."

"As you wish, host," the system was unexpectedly straightforward this time, and then revealed its true nature, "As long as you don't regret it."

Zhang Fan felt his hand sink. Without any sound and light effects, a gorgeous children's clothing suddenly appeared in his right hand. At the same time, he happened to hear the system prompt. He suddenly felt bad, fearing that there was a trap.

Unfortunately, Mindy had already seen this dress, and her eyes suddenly lit up. She didn't think carefully about where it came from. She just grabbed it and asked in surprise: "This is the gift you prepared for me. It's so shiny and beautiful." "

It seems that women are indeed of the same race as dragons. They are particularly possessive when they see shiny things, and armed lolita are no exception. But if you are not so excited, it may be a trap.

Zhang Fan was quite hesitant. Of course, that piece of clothing might be a trap, but now it's not. If he takes it back, it doesn't look like the situation will be much better.

In the silence, Mindy's eyes gradually became dangerous, and one hand had already touched the butterfly knife.

Zhang Fan's pupils shrank, he surrendered decisively on the spot, and said with a smile: "That's right, it's a gift prepared for you. I hope you like it."

"Of course I like such beautiful clothes." Mindy smiled broadly and quietly took her hand back, happily unfolding the clothes and gesturing on her body.

The next moment, the whole world went quiet

Zhang Fan couldn't help but cover his face and almost burst into tears. He really overestimated the integrity of the system. If someone cheats someone, he will cheat someone else. He will not pay for his life if he cheats people. He shouldn't take chances from the beginning. Now he has fallen. I can't climb out of the pit.

To be fair, this dress is truly beautiful when unfolded. The large swaths of tulle lace are dotted with diamond crystals that are as bright as the starry sky. The gold and silver threads outline wonderful and well-proportioned mysterious patterns. In addition, The pearls and gems inlaid at the nodes are always just right and can be extremely exquisite.

The composition of the whole dress is gorgeous and grand, and it has an elegance and calmness that belongs to the mysterious starry sky. It is not exaggerated or pretentious at all. It is indeed a fine product produced by the system. Unfortunately, it is still a maid outfit.

The large swaths of hollows and deliberate "mutilations" on the clothes fully demonstrate that its main function is not to work, but to sell meat, ahem, and provide welfare.

"Ah, you big gangster, you scumbag bastard!" Mindy's scream was high and harsh, causing the birds and beasts inside and outside the villa to panic and run away.

"Bang" the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground sounded beside the fence. Then, a trespasser who had suffered a disaster looked up in embarrassment, lifted his hood, and revealed a face exactly like Zhang Fan's. Ruiwen slipped away, who else could it be?

Ruiwen looked at the "large amount of information" in front of her, and a flash of confusion flashed in her eyes. She smiled awkwardly at the two of them and said: "I'm really sorry. It seems that I didn't come at the right time to disturb you. I It’s better to come visit us next time, please continue, continue.”

At this moment, Zhang Fan's strong heart finally collapsed completely. He raised his head and screamed with tears streaming down his face, "Listen to my explanation, things are not what you think."

At this time, a butterfly knife was flying towards him.